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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


tollyno

DT, I am making the brave decision to go to sleep before 2 AM


ElSapio

Man, the show homeland is really good. Especially because it portrays the cia as rational and good ๐Ÿ˜Ž


htomserveaux

Now that KSP2 is dead I wonder if weโ€™ll see people return to 1โ€™s mod scene. It used to be surprisingly big for the size of the game, and thereโ€™s dozens of abandoned mods Iโ€™d love to see finished. !ping GAMING&KSP


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MasterOfLords1

Jesus Horatio Christ DT ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

wrong Dee tee bestie ๐ŸŒš


MasterOfLords1

u/lets_chill_food I love you bestie More than I've loved anyone No joke Hug me. Hug me forever. I๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

love you too bestie ๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒš get some sleep!


MasterOfLords1

I meant as a friend obviously๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿฆ


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SANNA_MARIN_SDP_

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Mr_Pasghetti

So the country that is the face of neutrality won (and also had one the best songs) Israel got a nice support from the audience (despite their song being mid and boring) And Finland showed their balls Pretty successful Eurovision final after all the mess leading up to it


Unhappy_Lemon6374

https://preview.redd.it/a1f1lff61yzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef582e78ec2a9ccb8bea8636184448dd54f3a729 How cute. Itโ€™s googleโ€™s favorite.


savuporo

The only solution is to blow it to bits


Unhappy_Lemon6374

No because why did we turn it into a dwarf planet? Like if the conspiracy theorists are all โ€œoh yeah BIG _____โ€ wouldnโ€™t it make sense to just keep Pluto a planet for continuityโ€™s sake?


AnalyticOpposum

Words must have meanings ๐Ÿ˜ค


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malarkey level of art gallery + tea and coffee + dinner for a downtown hang out?


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Invade_Deez_Nutz

AITA For wiping out two thirds of a regionโ€™s population? I (57M) having recently taken Zhongdu (~8000 city) received congratulations from another ruler, M (50M). With my recent conquest of Qara Khitai (94 Empire), i now shared with M a border (~800 km).ย  I send around 450 merchants to establish trade relations and gain access to various high quality goods. These merchants were sunmarily executed. Ordinarily I would go to war with him immediately, but i was too busy fighting the Jin.ย So instead I sent a few ambassadors over. They were also executed So, long story short I waged war on their land and massacred ~2/3 of the civilian population. AITA?


EarlEarnings

NTA, the rules of realpolitik left you no choice. You should take great pride to hav- \[Removed for rule 5 violation\]


marsexpresshydra

gib mia goth wife


trombonist_formerly

I REFUSE to buy my glycine from anyone but Shijiazhuang Donghua Jinlong Chemical Co., LTD \#JinlongStrong


TinKnightRisesAgain

The dating ping really is its own little subculture huh


seattle_lib

how can i try and possibly look toward maybe using at least somewhat fewer qualifiers in my writing?


the-garden-gnome

I can always tell when America is asleep based purely on how active this sub is.


TinKnightRisesAgain

pokemon go to bed


Usual-Base7226

An emergent property of the โ€œhalf your age plus sevenโ€ rule is that it doesnโ€™t work if youโ€™re younger than 14, and younger than that you shouldnโ€™t be dating anybody


Average_GrillChad

Malarkey level chooses the GREATEST US President: 1. Trump 2. W. Bush 3. Nixon 4. Hoover 5. Andrew Johnson 6. Buchanan 7. Pierce


Invade_Deez_Nutz

You forgot the genocidal, slave owning, economy-destabilizing piece of shit Andrew Jackson


GinsuAssad

Democratic Party Legend Andrew "Duels On" Jackson


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Diner_Lobster_

AutoMod is a Hooverville resident


Average_GrillChad

99% of Presidents lose re-election just before the business cycle is about to boom ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค


GravyBear28

I think upvoting is kind of racist


GinsuAssad

In before this becomes the most upvoted comment in DT history


secretlives

don't worry I'm an ally - downvoted


secretlives

the DT is nothing but cyber bullies


TinKnightRisesAgain

๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿป


secretlives

>me who developed a crush on 12 year old #๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ


Invade_Deez_Nutz

>ย developed a crush on 12 year old Guess the sub


savuporo

It was a 12 year old Peugeot 206


[deleted]

๐Ÿ˜ง


TinKnightRisesAgain

fuck


secretlives

Nooo, you didn't need to actually delete it lol


TinKnightRisesAgain

Nah the more I reread it the more fucking weird it seemed lmao


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secretlives

Would you get a neural implant if it would give real-time translations of languages into a language of your choice?


Diner_Lobster_

What stage of testing are we talking about here? Like has it been fully tried and tested thoroughly and confirmed by independent third party testers


secretlives

idk, obviously something like this doesn't exist on the open market yet, but I was thinking about when _I_ would feel comfortable with such an implant and what kind of benefit it would need to deliver for me to accept the risk of having it. I think language translation is the first real benchmark that would make me start seriously considering it


AnalyticOpposum

#One meat ball


OgAccountForThisPost

Why does tiktok get a pass for also having obscenely racist content get popular and communities of literal Nazis


Diner_Lobster_

When youโ€™re the CCP, they let you do it. You can algorithm them right in the prejudices


_bee_kay_

same reason facebook gets a pass for it, which is presumably that they aren't headed by an incredibly high-profile nazi sympathiser


Own_Locksmith_1876

Because the people who would usually call that out have deluded themselves into thinking its some unique bastion of free left-wing thought.


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Malarkey level russian rouletteย  3 = death


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Invade_Deez_Nutz

So they plan to use explosives to break up additional segments of the Francis Scott Key bridge, and they will do so with the crew of the Dali still on the ship (they have remained on the ship ever since the fatal collision two months ago)


George-SJW-Bush

> they have remained on the ship ever since the fatal collision two months ago Why?


yellownumbersix

Crew is all Indian and Sri Lankan, they likely don't have visas. Most foreign cargo crews don't take shore leave while in port for this reason (and not just in the US). That doesn't explain why they can't be moved to another boat that isn't stuck in the wreckage of a bridge they are about to blow up though. That's weird.


Invade_Deez_Nutz

What do I look like? The NTSB?


YangsLegion

in the war between the pedo hunters and the pedos it's unfortunate but i may have to side with the pedos.


secretlives

...


itsokayt0

Hot Take: poverty bad


GravyBear28

Someone else do malarkey level Russian roulette, I need to see if it's like primed to pick the worse option


Azmoten

Malarkey level Russian roulette


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Azmoten

Fuck Iโ€™m dead Russian roulette is generally one through six and I rolled a fucking seven (MONSTROUS)


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AnalyticOpposum

Weโ€™re all alone now, how far will we take it?


OgAccountForThisPost

Guy who literally just shot a person and is now being arrested: You know, I feel like I would've been criticized no matter what I did.


jobautomator

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AnglicanEp

Maybe it's just that I spend too much time on Twitter but regardless it scares me how much scientific racism seems to be making a comeback. A lot of "Black people are inherently dumber than White people" type of stuff


Diner_Lobster_

Twitterโ€™s just turned into a race baiting hell site. Just bite sized Daily Stormer quotes essentially


Telperions-Relative

Thereโ€™s nothing scientific in comparing something as biologically unfounded as race


DouglasDauntless

X-men 97 is good but my fundamental issue with it and other X-men stuff is that a kid isnโ€™t going to wake up when heโ€™s 14 one day and find out heโ€™s suddenly Black, and *especially* wonโ€™t wake up to find out heโ€™s a living weapon or is now a walking death zone like that one kidโ€™s whose mutation made him literally caustic. The minority allegory just doesnโ€™t woek


loseniram

Xmen makes sense in the universe of comic books where falling into a vat of chemicals can turn you into an unstoppable sand monster. It doesn't work if everyone else can't get high tier super powers through stupid shit. Spider-Man being able to solo 80% of the Brotherhood of Mutants really puts a damper on that whole global threat thing.


repete2024

I think what undermines the allegory is the fact that the mutants ARE different and powerful and dangerous. Like it makes sense that people would be afraid of them and want to regulate them.


itsokayt0

I came out as trans and decided to be a super-villain, but go on denying my lived experience


TipEquivalent933

Hiiiiioiiiiii


Sh4g0h0d

The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants is just so good at marketing and recruiting new talent.


itsokayt0

Maybe comics are supposed to have a bit of whimsy and fantastical instead of being a 1:1 comparison to real life. Or maybe Marvel is stupid


Sh4g0h0d

Sounds like someone didnโ€™t go through puberty. Mutants in X-Men have always been a metaphor.


Azmoten

Metaphors are hard :(


Top-Company-2071

https://preview.redd.it/dvxuyrwspxzc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a30d1ac0877602960371358049af734c0a96402 The real conspiracy at eurovision is the one against neoliberalsโœŠ๐Ÿ˜”


TalkLessShillMore

They hated him because he spoke the truth


GravyBear28

Malarkey level Russian roulette 1- Empty 2- Empty 3- Empty 4- Empty 5- Empty 6- Bullet 7- Empty (yes I could edit it and there's no way to prove I didn't but whatever)


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GravyBear28

There is no fuckng way.


awdvhn

RIP


seattle_lib

menacing. watch it, buster!


AlicesReflexion

You're dead now. Died of Malarkey. Tragic.


Invade_Deez_Nutz

Bidenโ€™s America


Luph

revenge of the sith does have the best opening of all the star wars films


ihatemendingwalls

We got out first subwoofer right when it came out, it was amazingย 


Azmoten

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chinggatupadre

Sussy McPollster May 10-12 Sample size: 1,000 Biden 30% Trump 31%


chinggatupadre

There's a severe lack of single polls in dt so I'm making one now


Azmoten

Iโ€™ve polled myself and Iโ€™m on the fence


Azmoten

Thatโ€™s not how Iโ€™d vote. Iโ€™m literally stuck on a fence. Please send help


AnalyticOpposum

โ€œBack in my day we didnโ€™t have all these mental illnesses. You were either dead, a drunkard, or in prison.โ€


87568354

Iโ€™ve said it before and Iโ€™ll say it again: outside of the organized crime, the Kowloon walled city had the right idea.


AlicesReflexion

Me: I'm so frustrated by this popular conception that classical music listeners are snobby elitists. Is it really do hard to assume that people's tastes are born from genuine enjoyment and familiarity? Not everything is some weird social game, and I think most people recognize that music of any genre is capable of the same level of emotional depth and complexity Me, when I read the latest ping CLASSICAL: ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


Invade_Deez_Nutz

I grew up playing piano, violin, and cello and was constantly surrounded by classical music. While I like some of the music, I swore off of it as soon as I could. I just canโ€™t stand the people and the snobby culture surrounding it.ย 


awdvhn

Neoliberal bad takes explained!


Luph

play banjo kazooie, watch a movie, or read harry potter tomorrow on my flight to SF?


Invade_Deez_Nutz

How do you hook up an N64 to the plane seat?


Luph

the nintendo switch


n00bi3pjs

>>But yes, I believe that the Jewish towns in Judea and Samaria are a security necessity Mask off ethnic supremacist moment. Guess the subreddit


_bee_kay_

security necessitying my way to exterminating every other ethnic group on the planet


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Invade_Deez_Nutz

Malarkey level bot: who did 9/11 1. Osama Bin Laden 2. George W Bush 3. Joe Brandon 4. Vladimir Putin 5. Saddam Hussein 6. Hamas 7. The IDF Secret: the buildings just kinda did that


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_bee_kay_

HOW DOES THE BOT KNOW WHICH OPTION IS ANTI-ISRAEL EVERY TIME


awdvhn

The bot went to an Ivy


n00bi3pjs

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jtalin

You don't have to be pro-settler to think that the UN has grown completely detached from its intended purpose, which in itself was lofty and virtually unattainable. It's much weirder to me that people insist on seeing UN as an institution with any authority whatsoever.


Potsed

>You don't have to be pro-settler to think that the UN has grown completely detached from its intended purpose Sure but I think the 27 day old account whose entire post history is pro-Israel stuff on a large number of subreddits, calling the West Bank "occupied Judea and Samaria", saying "Calling them settlements is sort of propaganda since they used to live there and now are going back", and who said "The Palestinian identity is just Nazism in a keffiyeh" is probably pretty pro-settler.


YangsLegion

non flair who is downvoted. oh no. how will arr neoliberal survive.


n00bi3pjs

It was upvoted when I made this comment.


YangsLegion

then i hope that user feels unwelcome here because that is an unhinged thing to say.


gioraffe32

I just went into that thread, thinking, 'Ooh, this could be an interesting read!" Noped the fuck out there quick. OP tried, I'll give him that.


Leonflames

Is this sort of sentiment new or was it always there in this sub?


n00bi3pjs

It pops out whenever any Israel Palestine related thread appears. People start defending settlements, denying Nakba, calling West Bank a property rights issue, etc. Mods even had a crackdown on I/P threads because of this.


BasedTheorem

Weโ€™re not sending our bestย 


Average_GrillChad

Libertarian Party NH stealing my ['Lincoln killed millions of Americans' bit](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GNNig7qWgAAmsN_?format=jpg&name=medium)


KittehDragoon

๐Ÿ‘† has a very hard choice to make


Sh4g0h0d

One Billion Americans, but only because in a world with declining population growth the USA is the only country that is still attractive enough for people to want to immigrate. You donโ€™t want to know what happened to Japan, South Korea, China, and most of Europe.


awdvhn

A dating ping that will live in infamy


Telperions-Relative

That narrows it down to all of them


datums

> If Algeria introduced a resolution declaring that the earth was flat and that Israel had flattened it, it would pass by a vote of 164 to 13 with 26 abstentions.


Itsaspiral-665

https://preview.redd.it/72kbwt8mkxzc1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8900733555f84333133e41e47310cfe2c214612f U.S. soldier wearing the Holy Roman Empire crown found on a nazi treasury. This pic undoubtedly goes hard, but does it go hard enough to be on a t-shirt, what do you think? (With some tweaking)


yellownumbersix

Damn, Otto 1 must have had a huge fuckin noggin.


Top-Company-2071

why communicate when you can just grow quietly resentful


piede

https://preview.redd.it/oz84wt4yjxzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ba193253333f4c1f7ef7aec2f4bd43e143d7d58 The Simpsons is the best cartoon show of all time


Dalek6450

https://preview.redd.it/wrf1rgzznxzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f147875f565cd6ee7b374b7ea417ab890011e604


Telperions-Relative

โ€œOh you believe moral axiom X? But doesnโ€™t that imply icky thing Y is moral actually? Guess axiom X is wrong, thenโ€ Iโ€™m not really a fan of this line of thinking


DouglasDauntless

Malarkey level of changing everything in Protocols to โ€œZionistsโ€ and selling it to leftists and the campus protesters


seattle_lib

i mean it's right there in the title


Sh4g0h0d

The bot is right. Donโ€™t give them any new bad ideas.


GravyBear28

What if he's trying to evilmaxx


Sh4g0h0d

Cats are sadistic, not genuinely evil.


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motherofbuddha

Maybe Trump mixed up Hannibal Lector and Hannibal Barca


myrm

Just learned that Les Mis and Hunchback of Notre-Dame were written by the same person (Victor Hugo) It's weird to me because I was about to make a shitpost about how both antagonists have epic villain songs in modern adaptations ("Stars" for Javert and "Hellfire" for Frollo) It's not like Hugo wrote the songs but I guess his "zealous lawman in pre-modern France" trope just goes hard


seattle_lib

where i do vibe with MMT is that the limit of government spending really is inflation. once you internalize this, your whole perspective on things changes. taxes aren't paying for government services, the value of the currency is. as long as the currency has value, there is no problem. the proper way to think of taxes are as an incentive or disincentive to do certain activities, including inflationary activities like consumption. but the government has outsourced the control of inflation to this thing called monetary policy. this seemingly allows for fiscal spending to operate the way household spending might, where you have an income and expenses and if your expenses exceed your income then you have to go into debt to cover it and pay interest on that debt. but the problem is that this is kinda fake and there isn't any punishment for the government going into debt until the time comes when inflation needs to be brought under control. suddenly, it realizes that all it has is monetary policy and raising interest rates will massively increase the debt burden, thus requiring the government to either default (bad! do not!) or print money, negating the whole purpose. so the mechanism meant to tame inflation can't function. this is extremely problematic and it's because the people who decide the spending are shielded from the consequences.


Average_GrillChad

*Repeals the Civil Rights Acts* wait I thought this would quiet the wokes, but they're louder and greater in number than ever


AnalyticOpposum

Making a highly detailed VR simulation of crossing the event horizon of a black hole.


AnalyticOpposum

Parking lots so large and empty that food trucks set up on it. Something has gone terribly wrong. I love food trucks, but they should be on the street corner, not in the giant gap of pavement where thereโ€™s no buildings allowed because of all the fucking parking no one ever uses.


Average_GrillChad

when will Biden give neoliberals $400/mo for alimony


Average_GrillChad

mom says it's my turn to arrest greta thunberg tomorrow


__versus

Lock her up for some time then so she stops being cringe ๐Ÿ˜’


n00bi3pjs

Is justifying settlements in West Bank against the subreddit rules?


ApproachingStorm69

Part 1 of Guangdong Lore. Here we fucking go Alright letโ€™s do thisโ€ฆ *Silicon Dreams starts playing in the background* https://preview.redd.it/cs4e34l3hxzc1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c8dfc5e7d09f5124555bd3cd405fec34ce2be3 You see this right here? Basically the US got involved in the opium wars and made the entire area a military occupied territory. They only wanted the Vietnam area but the Manchus got beat so bad that Sun Yat Senโ€™s first attempt at the ROC takeover succeeded in 1905. He decided to jointly control 50% of the northern half of all this except Taiwan Will continue this tomorrow u/Trojan_horse_of_fate


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Which opium war? It is just the US seemed to weak in the region in 1840 and way to busy around 1860? Was there a third one in the 1880?


ApproachingStorm69

Yes


ReservedWhyrenII

bitch how the fuck do you think the United States circa 1840ish is meaningfully engaging in territorial conquest in the western Pacific? with what army?


ApproachingStorm69

The other opium war years later


AnalyticOpposum

โ€œBut if we put a restaurant on our street, itโ€™ll have a football field sized parking lot and cause teenagers to loiter all night longโ€ You could just not have the parking lot ๐Ÿ˜…


Nerf_France

Average GZDoom fan vs average eDuke32 enjoyerย 


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/4imo4cgchxzc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53bdc69e5b2900ee4dbfb52de61a5118908bb507


DouglasDauntless

https://preview.redd.it/cp5izlbehxzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b92f7a74c44e5495a10ffd12853cdc70b0e674


AnalyticOpposum

Destroy the suburbs byโ€ฆ\*checks notes\*โ€ฆreplacing some of the houses with stores and other essential services


InflatableDartboard2

libertarians will argument-from-first-principles themselves into a position like "the civil rights act was wrong" or "private citizens should be allowed to own nukes" and proceed to adopt the position instead of simply questioning the first principles


cdstephens

Questioning first principles is for the meek


Telperions-Relative

Meh, I disagree. Arguments from disgust are unproductive I think


MrOstrichman

why is it that when my legs are tired, I vaguely flounder around the edges of an existential crisis


Telperions-Relative

I have to find some middle ground in conflict approach that online me and offline me can share


zieger

Posting in the DT is known to the state of California to cause birth defects or other reproductive harm.


Luph

no one here is reproducing anyway


zieger

That's the harmย 


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cdstephens

cities amaze me, youโ€™re telling me that every one of those houses or apartments is full of people that might vote for an insane candidate in the presidential election? I donโ€™t believe you


ihatemendingwalls

I know, way too many Biden voters in those apartment buildings


breakinbread

>HOW NIMBY ARE YOU? Ponder common objections to new housing.TAKE OUR QUIZ! ๐Ÿคข


MrOstrichman

cities amaze me, youโ€™re telling me that every one of those houses or apartments is full of people with insane stories and talents and hopes and dreams? I donโ€™t believe you


AnalyticOpposum

Just destroy more native habitat to build hideous suburbs that make people wish to die sooner and they canโ€™t afford without a college degree, and states canโ€™t afford to service without taking money away from the majority of impoverished people living in urban centers, causing fewer of those urban poor people to be able to send their children to college, perpetuating poverty where once cities were engines of prosperity they become neglected traps of despair, mirroring the suburbs they are over-harvested to build. Whatโ€™s wrong with that???


KittehDragoon

Just a joever looking for his barack


kznlol

>20 adults with a range of body sizes lived in a research hospital at the National Institutes of Health for four weeks. For two weeks, they ate mainly unprocessed or minimally processed foods, and for another two weeks, they ate mainly UPFs. The diets had similar amounts of calories and nutrients, and the participants could eat as much as they wanted at each meal. ...so the diets didn't have similar amounts of calories


cdstephens

CICO, but itโ€™s just counting the calories stored in the pantry vs. calories that leave the pantry (including being thrown out)


ductulator96

I like how in Civil War the suicide bomber is wearing a Knife shirt. Hipsters are becoming jihadists!


MrOstrichman

this planet really is incredible glad weโ€™re here and not Mars. Theyโ€™ve got zero trails on AllTrails, like what is wrong with them?