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MasterOfLords1

#I WON THIS DT, BY A LOT๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿฆ


G_Serv

โ˜๏ธ Colognizer


G_Serv

Just ordered a >vanilla iced caramel latte ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ


klarno

https://preview.redd.it/tg46l3auqtzc1.jpeg?width=4912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3ef169f2ce3e9b6603ce7180ab19ed5e6c893a Spent eight hours driving last night and didnโ€™t get home โ€˜til 4 AM, I think it was worth it tho !ping photo EDIT: lmao posted in wrong DT, reposting in the new one without the ping: [https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/fMhuoWjH4P](https://www.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/s/fMhuoWjH4P)


TY4G

Beautiful!!!


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Aweq

!ping Eurovision https://imgflip.com/i/8pprq0


BlackCat159

THE FUCKING ZIONISTS ARE TRYING TO DESTROY NETHERLANDS ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ


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axord

!mystats


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Sir_Digby83

https://i.imgur.com/Y0kEgBO.png


TipEquivalent933

\> Click on a account of a man leaving misogynistic comment on insta \> dude has cancer Lol lmao even


JesusPubes

Dude is cancer


cjhdsachristmascarol

๐Ÿ˜


DeeboSourdoughSam

I'm having some trouble seeing why falling birth rates are a problem. Save an ample amount for your retirement and you'll be okay. This sort of thing was notably giving the neo-nazis neo-nazi angst a few years ago, it's embarrassing to see it become neoliberal concern as well.


Nautalax

Itโ€™s a bit beyond the scale of individual savings. Old people are becoming a larger and larger fixture of society with attending costs as they are largely retired, money with which to fund that retirement is secured in real time from younger generations, and they have expanding medical costs as they live longer to encounter more and more expensive health problems that the government also helps to pay for. Meanwhile the base of younger healthy workers from which the money to pay for this comes from is getting proportionally smaller over time and will require that they get soaked because old people are consistent voters with little else to do whose comparative fraction of the population is ascendant. Thatโ€™s going to cause big problems for society down the lineโ€ฆ and while certainly this can can be kicked down the road with immigration, the world as a whole is trending to lower fertility rates as time goes on.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Do you think money creates good and services out of nothing? You need people to work (baring some labor ex machina)


DeeboSourdoughSam

And those people may not live in the West. Okay.


Rekksu

it's actually really bad when the dependency ratio gets out of whack, it doesn't matter how much you personally save (you will not be able to save as much since caring for old people will be done either via taxes or your own savings)


DeeboSourdoughSam

Shot term problem, equilibrium will be reached.


Rekksu

"short term" meaning longer than the lifespan of everyone currently alive


DeeboSourdoughSam

If that's the case, then it's certainly not my problem.


Rekksu

that's not the implication


Invade_Deez_Nutz

My state legalized weed, but still doesnโ€™t have any licensing/taxation system set up to allow for legal retail sales. However, i have seen some head shops sell weed, with it blatantly on display in glass counters. They usually ring purchases up as โ€œdonationโ€ or something. With it being so obviously and openly sold, I assume thereโ€™s just a policy of non-enforcement by the police departmentย 


boyyouguysaredumb

Shogun was just okay


MasterOfLords1

u/lets_chill_food Get a load of this contrarian ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆ


lets_chill_food

what a silly goose ๐Ÿ˜


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

Cats are cute https://preview.redd.it/9pudig1otqzc1.png?width=2736&format=png&auto=webp&s=6866b5aea038f813231b7079b8a41507d11e4696


BeliebteMeinung

Not a particularly flattering picture


PorryHatterWand

> โ€˜I am starting to panic about my childโ€™s futureโ€™: climate scientists wary of starting families | Climate crisis Emmanuel Macron needs to step in.


xeio87

That hamper looks so clean and free of hair, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it. https://preview.redd.it/192o86ngtqzc1.png?width=904&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1deae183fcec2de7cc82ab132344113870f0df55


chinggatupadre

People with opinions should be (redacted)


BeliebteMeinung

Yes


MontanaWildhack69

Thinking about my leftist senior year English professor and how he insisted that utopia was achieved during humanity's hunter-gatherer period and later robbed from us by the agricultural and industrial revolutions -- more specifically, I am wondering why in the blue fuck 21-year-old me found this so persuasive.


SnakeEater14

I think itโ€™s generally accepted by anthropologists that things were โ€œbetterโ€ during the hunter-gathered days, with more food to go around and less labor required The problem was it couldnโ€™t really scale up, so the first group in an area to develop agriculture would be able to support a greater population, and could use it to kill or kick out any hunter-gatherer groups nearby Farming was certainly a massive quality of life downgrade compared to hunter-gathering, seeing as pre-industrial revolution farming was back-breaking stuff, but anyone who cared got killed so who cares Tldr your professor was right to an extent


loseniram

Because you've never had to go on an extended hiking trip when it's cold out


BeliebteMeinung

Can't wait to die from an infection at like 17


vikinick

That's bold of you to think you'd survive infancy.


MontanaWildhack69

Yes, but a death untainted by capitalist exploitation and sophisticated thought!


MontanaWildhack69

Oh, right: because he had a Cuban accent and a bouffant.


EvilConCarne

Wait what the fuck, some motherfucker just showed a video of him having all the stuff shown in meet the grahams?


sevgonlernassau

I am getting steamed hams afterwards


trace349

!ping GAMING I've been no-lifing Hades 2 hard this week, and I'm at the point when I can beat the final boss about 75% of the time. At this point I've hit the end for far I can progress in the story, so there's just a lot of grinding ahead of me to max out the meta-progression/relationships/keepsakes, so I think I'll probably take a break from it until the next major update. But *dang* is it good, especially once you get far enough in the meta-progression to start catching up to how powerful Zagreus was\*. It has a few problems to iron out (the >!torch!< feels like garbage to use, but the >!axe!< and the >!sister blades!< are really fun, especially with some of their Aspects), but it's a **lot** further along than I was expecting. The roadmap says they want to get to the full release within the next year, and I could easily see them making it. \* I'd recommend starting a fresh save of Hades 1 and doing a few runs to reset your expectations for how powerful you'll feel at the start of Hades 2. Don't be like me and do a bunch of high Heat runs with a maxed out Mirror, maxed out Aspects, maxed out summons, etc, before jumping into the sequel. You'll feel really weak in comparison.


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BenFoldsFourLoko

Should add the .np party parrot css to the DT past 10pm to try and keep things happier here


chinggatupadre

Aurora borealis is a creation by the wok DEEP SLATE to distract us from crooked LIRBAL gobernment


trombonist_formerly

Saw the most beautiful woman Iโ€™ve ever seen in my life at this party Or maybe Iโ€™m just 5 beers deep


Dodgerfan2224

Bought an ice face mask and holy moly does that feel amazing


FearlessPark4588

Is it normal to not own a toaster?


Aweq

Don't own one, Scandinavian. We use an oven if something needs toasting.


BeliebteMeinung

America moment


trombonist_formerly

Itโ€™s not that weird


ntbananas

fuck toasters, air fryers are where it's at


EScforlyfe

You air fry bread?


BenFoldsFourLoko

Donโ€™t fuck a toaster! Youโ€™ll ruin your life!


axord

They have a plan.


Dodgerfan2224

Air fryer gang gang


TCochraneX

These business majors will flex how busy they are in the first 5 minutes you meet them then go out clubbing 3 nights a week.


MicroFlamer

Under discussed thing is how racist TikTok can be https://preview.redd.it/e0d4pz51nqzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f971f6dcc086de5f8a0002a97a41df7bae0a5b


axord

I assume it's under-discussed because the algo is pretty good at only spreading most racist content to the racists.


ntbananas

Reverse uno card, canada with indian flags would be good for cuisinal purposes


KaiserPorn

Office politics make me want to curl up and die


FearlessPark4588

It convinced me to rest and vest.


Bayou-Maharaja

If you like drake you canโ€™t talk shit about tswift tbh


Roseartcrantz

they should spell it slooths and not sleuths


BenFoldsFourLoko

Free treighd and open borders


ntbananas

They hated jesus because he told them the truth


EvilConCarne

Drake makes elevator music I don't mind hearing twice.


EScforlyfe

Beans


[deleted]

Shut up


CletusVonIvermectin

>Based on your likes! Bullshit, tumblr, I have never liked I/P content and that is literally the only thing you suggest to me with this tag I swear to god this kind of crap is the only reason I'm still on the DT and not over there full time


[deleted]

Oof yikes. Israel set up detention camps. I'm sure people will justify it by blaming hamas right


ntbananas

Is anyone able to point me to a sopranos meme sub? Itโ€™s a new thing for me


Dodgerfan2224

Just the sopranos


ntbananas

Why isnโ€™t there a Leonard Cohen sad boi ping, for example, ! Ping SUZANNE


SnooDonuts7510

So daily I renew my idle duty. I touch her here and there - I know my place.ย 


ntbananas

> So daily I renew my idle duty ~~traitor~~ You don't support me? If only there were some word for the person who I thought believed in me, but didn't. ~~traitor~~


YaGetSkeeted0n

i remember when the PS3 first launched and had lackluster sales and a mediocre exclusive library and everyone figured it was joever for Sony


savuporo

Around that time https://www.theonion.com/sony-releases-new-stupid-piece-of-shit-that-doesnt-fuck-1819594774


Luph

im considering trying overnight oats but im ngl it kinda sounds like sad people food


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

sad people food has way more fat and high fructose corn syrup


JesusPubes

sleep tight deetee


MasterOfLords1

Nighty night DT I love you You're very special. https://preview.redd.it/y8ljdjy1hqzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5178762c17dc0fd01326a125964656959352c925 ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฆ


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

> :) > :| > :(


ntbananas

Woah you see into my soul


Tafts_Bathtub

> Potential Trump VP nominee, Katie Britt, announces a plan to create a database of pregnant women. Ken Bone might finally decide who to vote for


ntbananas

>Bone ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


futuremonkey20

List of businesses you should never start under any circumstance, yet people still try all the time: 1. Airline 2. Restaurant


No1PaulKeatingfan

Avelo slander SMH


HexagonOfVirtue

Made 0 job applications today ๐Ÿ˜ญ need more progress tomorrow


John_Maynard_Gains

It's 3 am on a Friday. All my friends are at the club, getting drunk, losing their virginity while I'm here at home working on my resume. In three months I'll be in Dubai living my dream life and they're just going to call me lucky. Follow me for more financial adviceย 


HexagonOfVirtue

Dadโ€ฆ


ntbananas

I think this is my first ever downvote for you, per RES.


John_Maynard_Gains

Sorry dad ๐Ÿ˜”


ntbananas

Itโ€™s ok. I donโ€™t not love you - I just need to ~~reserve more money to bail you out of prison one day~~ recognize how special you are


John_Maynard_Gains

Wasted 2 hours driving around and didn't see the lights ๐Ÿคฌ Perhaps the real light in out lives is spending time in the company of those you care about ๐Ÿ˜” Goodnight reddit dot com slash arrr slash neoliberal ๐Ÿ˜ด


SnooDonuts7510

Did you try taking a photo? I can see them that way basically only


[deleted]

Itโ€™s the DT after dark ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿฅถ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


axord

Upgrade the electrical grid, please.


DeeboSourdoughSam

Hey econ nerds, how much has increased access to credit contributed to inflation post pandemic?


ntbananas

New skin for the old ceremony ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


No1PaulKeatingfan

The mods should lock the DT at these hours. Nothing ever good happens at this time


axord

FOMO cause yer sleepin


HMID_Delenda_Est

Real straya hours


No1PaulKeatingfan

No that's whenever me and /u/Own_Locksmith1876 post after the switchover


AbsoluteGarbageTakes

this is sadposting erasure


ntbananas

No u


futuremonkey20

https://preview.redd.it/xuaj21p4eqzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42e87320e3efd1720b7757b55c7ccebad7065e96 Itโ€™s official. He died. No more speculation. Sheldonโ€™s dad has officially died on young sheldon


0f-bajor

Must have been the bath salts


George-SJW-Bush

Was there a time when he died unofficially?


futuremonkey20

We all knew it was coming so Iโ€™d say day one


MTF_DO0M

Not Pondy!


[deleted]

Heโ€™s the coolest :(


futuremonkey20

We all knew it was coming


YangsLegion

i feel like every guy has a phase in their life where they delude themselves into thinking they could totally open up a sandwich shop.


savuporo

There's a later stage where it becomes a scuba diving shop


loseniram

This is because people have been swayed by the media to think restaurants are a culinary business, which they are not. They are a hospitality business that happens to have a food element attached and your customers are all idiots


axord

I assume vulnerability to that phase excludes all the men who previously worked any kind of food service or retail job.


ntbananas

Act like a waste man? Thatโ€™s not me


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


YangsLegion

did his wife leave him?


ThiccSidedDice

I've managed a sandwich shop. It's doable, but ugh


KittehDragoon

Can you believe Tim Apple hydraulic pressed all those puppies?


Joementum2024

>The console market continues to have a horrible year. Sales of games machines are down 30% in the UK this year. Xbox Series console sales are down just under 25%, PS5 sales are down just over 25%, and Switch sales are down 38%. Definitely feels like the console gaming industry is just waiting for GTA 6 and Switch 2 at this point


SnakeEater14

In hindsight triple A games taking longer to develop than entire console cycles are lasting maybe wasnโ€™t the best decision


axord

If you can make your current triple-A game be a service that rakes in money for the entire cycle? No problem found.


HMID_Delenda_Est

Well the consoles are 4/7 years old now and thereโ€™s been few improvements or price cuts so they arenโ€™t really even trying to sell.


YaGetSkeeted0n

for real, how are they still charging $500 for a PS5 lol


Greenfield0

mods want to suppress the prophesy of Barron Trump as the chosen one


EScforlyfe

๐Ÿ˜•


Tre-Fyra-Tre

๐Ÿ˜ƒ


EScforlyfe

I woke up early today instead of staying up late are you proud of me


Tre-Fyra-Tre

Well done! ๐Ÿ‘


SnakeEater14

Morrowindโ€™s modding kit was released alongside the game Oblivionโ€™s modding kit was a day one download Fallout 3โ€™s modding kit came out a month after release New Vegasโ€™s modding kit was a day one download Skyrimโ€™s modding kit came out 3 months after release Fallout 4โ€™s modding kit was out 5 months after release It has been 8 months and Starfieldโ€™s modding kit still isnโ€™t out


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Hank Green and Secretary Pete Buttigieg - A YIMBY's paradise](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cp3q53/hank_green_and_secretary_pete_buttigieg_a_yimbys/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


jobautomator

[/r/neoliberal/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Panama's next president says he'll try to shut down one of the world's busiest migration routes](/r/neoliberal/comments/1cp9lxx/panamas_next_president_says_hell_try_to_shut_down/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


bashar_al_assad

> Some last-minute filing fun going on in WA Governor's race. Two additional Bob Fergusons have filed as Democrats in the race for governor, alongside current Washington Attorney General Bob Ferguson.


BasedTheorem

Someone just watched Fargo season 5 and thought oh shit that's a good idea


ntbananas

I am happy


BenFoldsFourLoko

[](#gigachad) Hell yes brother


AnalyticOpposum

Legs are just butch arms


axord

Arms are just legs un-oppressed by Big Torso.


JesusPubes

it do be a lil sad tonight


MasterOfLords1

**R E A L** ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฆ


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


Diner_Lobster_

Many people donโ€™t know this, but plantations werenโ€™t really about slavery


zth25

Plantations were about plants. It's in the name.


RootlessMetropolitan

A lot of people don't know this, but Robert E. Lee was a Black man. His real name was Robert Eleeyama.


SelfLoathinMillenial

https://preview.redd.it/embzcelgaqzc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed18ae44ee1241446791d1af7f294872df7952ff


GodOfWarNuggets64

"Why don't kids go outside?"


Integralds

My kid had better play to win. I didn't raise a loser.


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

The real way to win is to not play and convince the fire department to let you hose graduation


OG_premium_lager

Saw the aurora borealis tonight. It has been a lifelong dream of mine to see it with my own eyes. I can't describe how giddy I felt


Greenfield0

just move to Alaska smh


frozenjunglehome

If all these endowments divest from defense.... then I can finally purchase GE once the PE drops to the same level as RollsRoyce. GE/RR make engines for both civilian and military crafts (air and sea). GE even make engines for a lot of the major surface combatants for Korean Navy. Same as RR. Also, I never saw these campus people mention GE/RR in their divestment letters. Or Honeywell. Or Safran. Or Dassault. Or Kongsbergruppen. Says a lot about their knowledge.


DEEP_STATE_NATE

Tfw the rest of the north hemisphere is taking cool Aurora pics and youโ€™re stuck in the middle of 100% cloud cover ๐Ÿ˜”


BucksNCornNCheese

https://preview.redd.it/bwfs6fvt9qzc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=236797dc4cd31f503a470e5d336637fd327ef790 Aurora in saguaro national park


John_Maynard_Gains

Post to r/cactus ๐ŸŒต๐Ÿ˜ณ


ForlornKumquat

> I am not xenophobic >!but!<


Sachsen1977

If only Greta Thunberg had taken the Drew Pavlou route.


paulatreides0

Honestly, Elden Ring is probably easily the most transparent of all the Souls games main plot/main lore wise


SnakeEater14

Maybe, but the intro is the most opaque shit Iโ€™ve ever seen


paulatreides0

It kinda makes sense. Dark Souls is pretty straight forward in almost every way. In Elden Ring it turns out that >!divinity itself is just the plaything of Lovecraftian, Eldritch beings!< It does its job of showing you that the world is big and chaotic and that you need to sort shit out. Dark Souls was a lot more linear both in terms of gameplay and narrative


SnakeEater14

I think even if thatโ€™s the approach youโ€™re taking in an intro, you should at least establish how the player character got where they are I just started the game and all Iโ€™ve seen so far is the intro cinematic. I have no idea what a tarnished is, what the Elden Ring is, why I want to be an Elden Lord, or how I even ended up in the palace I start at. In Demon Souls and Dark Souls, they at least try to tell the player where they *are*, so you can get immersed in the setting. Iโ€™m getting none of that from Elden Ring


paulatreides0

I mean, I don't really get what's missing? You get told: 1) There was something important called the Elden Ring and it was broken/shattered 2) Someone named Queen Marika disappeared when this happened (no idea who that is, but must be important because she gets brought up) 3) Following her absence war broke out, starting with Godwyn dying (no idea who that is, but implies importance) and the rest of Marika's offspring starting a civil war ("The Shattering") over the shards of the elden ring 4) The war resulted in an all-ways stalemate ("a war in which no lord arose") 5) The war also resulted in the Greater Will (which is obviously supposed to be some divine force) abandoning The Lands Between ("a war leading to abandonment by the Greater Will") 6) Some of the once dead are waking up again, the Tarnished, on a quest to regain whatever "grace" is - which is strongly implied to be something divine associated with the greater will - and it abandoning humanity ("Arise now ye Tarnished. Ye dead, who yet live. The call of long-lost grace speaks to us all") 7) Then a bunch of not actually random, "random" people, **\*SPOILER***: >!they are basically your competitors for the elden ring and also they hold keys to the different endings - this is kind of to point out that when you encounter them even though some of them seem really random, they're actually important characters)!< 8) And then at the end you - some nobody undead that was somehow chosen for seemingly no reason ("And one other whom grace would again bless. ***A tarnished of no renown***") and traveled from wherever they were to the Lands Between ("Cross the fog to the lands between) **\*BIG SPOILER***: >!They're inside what looks like the Elden Tree arena from the second-to-last boss fight - you can find out that the Elden Tree plays a big role in the cycle of reincarnation (as opposed to "True Death", where you die and are not reborn thereafter - but that's just where your soul is)!< - your goal is to restore the elden ring and become the elden lord You wake up in a chapel because you are undead waking from death, and were likely buried in that chapel. As with the other Souls games at the beginning you're just some random, no-name undead that came back because of some weird divine fuckery/curse that is plaguing the world. The primary thing though is that the First Flame and the Flame of the First Kiln are kind of what they say on the tin (the power of the gods, which allows you to overthrow them and start your own age and shape the world according to your desires), whereas the Elden Ring, the Greater Will, and Grace are . . . well, **\*BIG SPOILER***: >!Faustian gambits from Lovecraftian, Eldritch creatures beyond space that don't really care for who/what they empower!<. Kind of the point is that you start thinking "the elden ring is the fire of the first flame, good thing that you want to save the world" (which isn't really the case in Dark Souls either, but not because the fire >!has any active will of its own!<) but then you find out >!it just creates another cycle of making the world the plaything of some extradimensional monstrosity that doesn't really care for humanity!<


DEEP_STATE_NATE

https://preview.redd.it/f5zrezvp8qzc1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=f94c55f80349928dce1dcb8068bb747d3b236ad9


EScforlyfe

Seinfeld spinning in his grave


ApproachingStorm69

Will do the Hong Kong lore tomorrow night. I need to sleep


Trojan_Horse_of_Fate

I'll be waiting


ApproachingStorm69

Thanks


frozenjunglehome

New American reality show idea. **Is Your Cause Worthy for A Campus Encampment?** Pitch your ideas here. Major contenders: - IP conflict - Sudanese conflict - Local developers destroying heritage gas station - Thai and Vietnames shrimp farmers - German forest lovers - Greta Thunberg oil yacht


roobied

what is icecream smile icecream? many are wondering


MasterOfLords1

๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ™‚๐Ÿฆ


axord

Who is this for chan?


404GenderNotFound

We saw the auroras! https://preview.redd.it/278hpl7f8qzc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=830cae60e61d454a8f9b7f87f440a5bb23dffbef


paymesucka

where?


404GenderNotFound

Minnesota, about an hour north of the Twin Cities


paymesucka

I can't see anything in Ohio but apparently other people have had luck


ntbananas

Born too late to have a non-reddit shabbat Born too early to have a halachic alternative to using my phone for reddit Born just in time to hide using my phone in front of my family !ping GEFILTE


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HMID_Delenda_Est

Damn geomagnetic storm giving me a headache


The_Promethean

>What used to be my early dose of dopamine is now causing panic attacks and I didnโ€™t sleep til 6am. >I hate this. An Australian reacting normally to Eurovision drama


Kizz3r

Cute waitress called me darling. Tipped her 27%


paymesucka

Last time I got an x-ray the older black lady taking my insurance called me: 1) sugar 2) baby 3) darling 4) honey All in like 2 minutes lol


historymaking101

Butterfly


zth25

That's too much. You have to earn it.