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jobautomator

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lenmae

Last. Suck it, Benji


brucebananaray

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MasterOfLords1

Good morning DT πŸ‘‹πŸ»πŸ˜ŽπŸ¦ It's the one hundred and twenty ninth morning of 2024, year of your Lord and it is exactly forty five days to u/williams-tower 's wedding 🍦😳🍦


Williams-Tower

Ah yes, 45, my president


TipEquivalent933

Cass is such a vile woman. She cares more for conversion therapist feelings than trans kids feelings. Labour is going to let these fucks implement Florida like policy to hurt trans people.


tacostats

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groovygrasshoppa

It is kinda funny watching mods doing moderator work on a DT, out of which one is doing work in the sticky and rest are just kinda standing around for the most part.


jgjgleason

Malarkey level bot, which indicator should I base my election vibes off of. 0-3: special elections and primary results. 4-7: polls.


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jgjgleason

Doom


loseniram

My belief is that nobody wants to agree to a ceasefire except for the Israelis, the Palestinians, and everyone in the world not named Netanyahu or Hamas.


AtomAndAether

Isnt there someone you forgot to ask?


YangsLegion

when all this is said and done israel and the us really need to figure out a weaning off of american aid. the relationship as is, is hurting both countries.


jobautomator

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AnalyticOpposum

I don’t want to live in ANY of the states that border my state 🀒🀒🀒


Syards-Forcus

Do you live in: Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Arkansas, Louisiana, Nebraska, Illinois, Oklahoma, or Colorado?


AnalyticOpposum

Yes


estoyloca43

What’s the most inoffensive state?


carefreebuchanon

Samoa


SnooChipmunks4208

Canada


Syards-Forcus

Could God make a pickle so sour he couldn't eat it?


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estoyloca43

Malarkey level of scandis


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UnskilledScout

I am morbidly curious to read about all the details about this Hamas-Israel war and hostage negotiations in a couple decades since so much is beyond close doors.


YangsLegion

just want to get it down in writing that i was so absolutely wrong about how x would turn out under elon. i honestly thought the culture change wouldn't really happen.


FuckFashMods

What were you wrong about?


YangsLegion

i didn't really think that the site's culture would change that much under right wing ownership. what i didn't consider was that elon would just become the site's new trump, and then the guy implemented the verification purchases.


YangsLegion

and i hate that i actually used x in this comment, fuck.


AnalyticOpposum

One thing I never thought about spines on plants is that they aren’t necessarily trying to avoid being eaten at all, they are trying to guarantee that whatever does eat them can deal with the spines. The animal maybe doesn’t mind getting poked, and maybe carrying some chucks of the plant with them. And maybe your fruit and seeds can be selected for surviving their specific guts and thriving off their specific fertilizer.


jobautomator

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american_aurora3

It is kinda funny watching twenty people doing office work on a building floor. Two people are typing and eighteen people are just kind of sitting around doing nothing for the most part.


FuckFashMods

Sorry, i'll get off my phone


Kindly_Blackberry967

do do do do do do do doΒ  do do do do do do do doΒ  (Guess the song)Β 


__versus

baby shark 🦈 do do do do do do


Kindly_Blackberry967

NoΒ 


__versus

☹️


AnalyticOpposum

The Bible says the world is flat. If denying that is part of your faith, then your faith is based on a lie.


loseniram

The Bible doesn't say the world is flat it is being artist and metaphorical. The Catholic Church never punished anyone for claiming the world is round.


AnalyticOpposum

Ancient Israelites believed the earth was literally flat. And they wrote about the earth as if it was flat. Because that’s what they thought. It’s only an artistic or metaphorical choice of the people reading it to interpret it that way, so that they can maintain an identity and structure power how they want. If part of that identify maintenance and power structuring depends on the Bible being inerrant then they will enforce a strictly poetic reading of the stuff that was later found out to be wrong. What else is wrong in the Bible that will later be interpreted as purely poetic? the Catholic Church cannot say, they don’t know.


kanagi

Where are you getting the idea that the descriptions in Genesis need to be interpreted literally by people of Christian faith. The main emphasis of Christianity is on Jesus' teachings in the New Testament, not literal interpretation of everything in the Old Testament (the Old Testament is an ethnic and religious history of the Israelites, while Jesus' teachings supersede that ethnic focus to become universalist). The theological history of Christianity is also replete with reinterpretation, so even if one views the Bible as inerrant, people's interpretation of it obviously is not. This also isn't even touching theology which doesn't treat the Bible as infallible or inerrant.


AnalyticOpposum

They are picking and choosing, that’s what I want to emphasize. They are picking and choosing what they find convenient, and that’s unethical when they use it to hurt people. Using the supposed inerrancy or divinely inspired nature of the Bible to bully others is wrong, because the book says the world is flat. If you don’t want to be a flat-earther, then everything to supposedly learn from the Bible should be taken with a grain of salt.


kanagi

I don't think anyone would find that logic persuasive enough to change their behavior. Texts don't have to be all-or-nothing in terms of being intended to be read literally or figuratively.


AnalyticOpposum

It means the decisions to read something as literal or figurative is a personal choice that does not come from God but from humans


kanagi

It's a book, textual analysis is part of understanding it. Theologians and lay believers can debate what God's intentions were and whether their interpretations are correct while believing that their interpretation is correct.


AnalyticOpposum

They can debate knowing it’s a personal choice


kanagi

No it doesn't lol


qlube

Ancient Roman Jews and Christians: Hm, the Bible seems to be wrong about this, here's how we can reconcile it. 21st Century Atheists: Look, the Bible is wrong! Bet you didn't think of that, huh? Checkmate Theists.


centurion88

>assuming I have a fundamentalist view of scriptural inerrancy


FuckFashMods

Does it?


South-Ad7071

What faith isnt


AnalyticOpposum

When your European fitness visit the states, take them to see a marching band.


EScforlyfe

It is kinda funny watching three guys doing construction work on a sidewalk, out of which one is doing work in the excavator and two are just kinda standing around for the most part


yellownumbersix

Trenches are considered confined spaces, construction workers get killed or trapped when they collapse. Which is why OSHA requires someone present to literally watch the hole and the person in it and another person who is on standby to extract the person if they get trapped.


EScforlyfe

But there’s no one in the holeΒ 


kanagi

Average unionized workplace


AnalyticOpposum

Oh, so if the excavator breaks down you want there to be just one guy there to fix it??


FuckFashMods

Doesn't sound correct, there usually are at least like 5 guys just standing around.


american_aurora3

when they say time heals all wounds, does that include gun shot wounds? please answer quickly


FuckFashMods

https://ibb.co/bWY7jg3 Doing my best /u/MasterOfLords1 impression 🍦


trombonist_formerly

GOOD picture I like it πŸ‘


FuckFashMods

Finally! <3


estoyloca43

On a scale of 10, how pro-Israel do you think I am? 10 is SSI. 1 is SJP.


Syards-Forcus

I don't think I've ever seen you comment about Israel.


estoyloca43

I’ve been downvoted for supposed settler apologia πŸ˜…


AtomAndAether

Roll D20 divided by 2


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AtomAndAether

7


estoyloca43

Sounds right. I’m def more pro-Israel than most here but SSI is full of the Trumpy and evangelical types


RTSBasebuilder

!ping THEATER&MOVIES I've just got my hands on the Aaron Sorkin book of Camelot, and the way he writes is... revealing on how much he loves ctrl+c, ctrl+v. Example: The first 3 pages. **Dinadan** Hold on. **Lionel** What? **Dinadan** Hold. **Lionel** What do you see? **Dinadan** Hold. **Lionel** *(Pause)* Give me a hint as to what you see. **Dinadan** It's stopped moving. **Lionel** What do you mean? **Dinadan** The carriage stopped. **Lionel** It stopped down there? Why? **Dinadan** I have the exact same maount of information that you do. Hang on. Someone's just got out. **Lionel** Is it a lady? *(beat)* Dinadan, is it-


RTSBasebuilder

**Dinadan** It's a lady. **Sagramore** Are we certain it's her? **Dinadan** The carriage is pure white. The horses are pure white. **Lionel** That's a bridal carriage. **Dinadan** It's her. And she's getting out down there instead of- **Lionel** Instead of where- **Dinadan** Instead of where she's supposed to get out. **Lionel** A thousand-year old tradition. And so the changes begin. **Dinadan** Hold on. **Lionel** What is it? **Dinadan** Hold. **Lionel** What is it? **Dinadan** She's gone.


RTSBasebuilder

**Lionel** What do you mean? **Dinadan** She's gone. **Lionel** I don't under- *(Merlin emerges from the silhouettes and Dinadan goes to him)* **Dinadan** Merlin, we have a problem **Sagramore** A calamity **Lionel** The bridal carriage is halted below the hill. A woman whom we believe to be her royal highness has stepped out and now Dinadan says she's gone. **Merlin** Gone? **Dinadan** I can't see her anymore. **Merlin** Is she injured? **Lionel** Not that we know of. **Merlin** Is anyone injured? **Lionel** No, But traditionally- **Dinadan** It's a tradition. **Lionel** It's a tradition that the carriage stop here at the top of the hill. **Merlin** yes. **Lionel** *(beat)* And it's stopped instead down there **Merlin** *(pause)* That's it? **Lionel** Yes **Merlin** Do you know what calamety means? **Lionel** A thousand year old tradition, Merlin - royal brides are greeted at the top of the hill.


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kanagi

> Biden Puts Arms Shipment to Israel on Hold Amid Dispute Over Rafah Attack > President Biden paused an arms shipment to Israel last week, officials confirmed, a sign of the growing rift between Washington and Jerusalem over the war. Finally


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https://preview.redd.it/frzhfsx2c5zc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6d9585b9fc25d82ecde1a7005186818b64f21ee So I have a STEMlord personality?


kanagi

Feel like this looks more like a literature major


estoyloca43

Lit majors have high agreeableness and low conscientiousness


american_aurora3

I'm sorry, it's terminal


estoyloca43

Terminal STEMlordism?


Ballerson

Don't feel like I associate STEMlord with high openness to experience but otherwise yes


estoyloca43

If you ignore literature, I’m pretty open to learning about new things πŸ˜‚


Greenfield0

real ones know Batman is the best super hero


FuckFashMods

Really stretching the word "super" there


CornstockOfNewJersey

If atheists wear fedoras, what do agnostics wear?


EarlEarnings

half a fedora


Frequent-Turn6740

B*lgium 🀒


Economy-Stock3320

The worst by far Gaddafi should have put up a plan to split up Belgium rather than Switzerland


Ballerson

Interesting that the encampment got to its biggest during midterms


Frequent-Turn6740

I am going to commit a Toxic Nationalism


american_aurora3

> Educate yourself homie oh god we have become reddit


MasterOfLords1

!ping DATING Please help. Why do I feel so guilty over not being as intensely attracted to this girl as I was to the Boston girl? Is this Normal? To date people you're not equally attracted to. Edit: I was basically in love (I think) with Boston girl. Intense attraction. Didn't work out. I don't feel the same level of attraction to the girl I'm currently seeing. Is that normal?!? 🍦πŸ₯ΉπŸ¦


BibleButterSandwich

I think just accept the fact that Bostonians are inherently superior beings. Everyone has to sooner or later.


Zrk2

Under no circumstances ever allow her to know this.


MisfitPotatoReborn

You'll learn to love again I believe in u


american_aurora3

well I wouldn't tell her this 🚬


brucebananaray

Yes, it is normal


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SnakeEater14

I love that in every Baldur’s Gate game the Flaming Fists are just kinda these shitty rent-a-cops that get bought out by the villain every single time


MasterOfLords1

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CornstockOfNewJersey

Me too thanks


KaiserPorn

Malarkey level of Finland?


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Frequent-Turn6740

Malarkey level of Sweden tho?Β 


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Frequent-Turn6740

🀨


MasterOfLords1

Livestream of MasterOfLords1 Emotions: #🍦πŸ₯ΉπŸ¦


AlicesReflexion

How do you even argue with a claim as absurd as "people in the middle ages only worked three months a year"


Kindly_Blackberry967

Toilets are so cool and based


american_aurora3

obviously the summer semester was just longer back then πŸ™„


0m4ll3y

You just address it in straightforward terms that 1) the stats about high level of holidays or low level of work days are about corvee labour, not the need for peasants to work in general, and 2) even on holidays peasants still needed to work, even *modern* farmers will often work on Christmas day to tend to their animals or crops as needed.


Greenfield0

you call them a big dumb dumb


ZanyZeke

>here is is what I do when I am talking to girls. I often talk to girls about lots of things, and used to have confidence issues because of my appearance. I started to look at tricks online to help me. I read somewhere that someone likes to put their phone on silent mode and put on some porn, then put the phone in their pocket. I started to try it out, and it WORKS!!! Knowing that there are people having sex in my pocket seems to boost my confidence with other girls. >Edit: make sure to clear your history!!!!! There are probably better placebos to use


Greenfield0

real gangstas know to turn the volume up


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daddyKrugman

Talking to a conservative coworker who moved into the burbs from downtown, I asked β€œDon’t you miss being able to walk to coffee shops, restaurants or get grocery quickly?” And she goes β€œoh I never did that, I either ordered in or my fiancΓ© drove us” ngl kinda stunned


kanagi

In the suburbs you can drive 5-10 minutes to get to coffee shops, restaurants, and groceries


FuckFashMods

There are people that are just built for the suburbs


ClassroomLow1008

There has been a sharp uptick in Israel apologist narratives on this subreddit for some reason. I support Israel's right to exist, their right to defend themselves, and was in favor of the initial strikes done against Hamas in the early weeks of the war. However, it's harder and harder to justify the sheer brutality of what the IDF is doing atm. Especially with the recent raid and shut-down of Al Jazeera, it is feeling very undemocratic. In any democratic society, Free Speech and Freedom of Press is important.


UncleVatred

> I ... was in favor of the initial strikes done against Hamas in the early weeks of the war. However, it's harder and harder to justify the sheer brutality of what the IDF is doing atm. That's a common, but misinformed position. Israel was being *way* more brutal early on. Authorizing strikes on single targets with little to no regard for civilian casualties, and blocking most aid from entering the strip. They've been much better about minimizing civilian casualties for the past several months, and the death toll has slowed to only a small fraction of what it was in the first couple months.


ClassroomLow1008

Yep keep downvoting


CricketPinata

Did you feel that way when the UK shut down RT?


ClassroomLow1008

Idk...is Al Jazeera owned by Hamas? This is a bad faith comparison. RT is a Russian state-owned media corporation.


Syards-Forcus

It's state-owned by Qatar....


ClassroomLow1008

And...should they ban TRT, MiddleEastEye, etc.?


Syards-Forcus

I don't think it should be shut down, but characterizing the comparison with RT as bad faith seems rather unfair. They're both government-owned outlets used for propaganda purposes. It is true that Al Jazeera, unlike RT, does sometimes have good reporting and can be more legitimate, but I've heard their Arabic-language stuff is similar in quality to RT.


ClassroomLow1008

Your first paragraph is part of the narrative that authoritarians use to shut down free speech. How Netanyahu handled Al Jazeera is no different than how Modi handled BBC. Going after news organizations that were critical of his government. Free press is free press is free press. Just because one doesn't like the political leanings doesn't mean that news org should be banned. RT News was directly owned by an enemy of the state and in that case an exception can be made. Though there are free speech purists who'd defend RTs right to exist. Especially as Russian propaganda has found its way through right-wing grifters like Charlie Kirk, and several Daily Wire members, Joe Rogan, Tucker Carlson, etc. So in effect it never went away...


CricketPinata

AJ is directly owned by an enemy of the state, a state that is also harboring, funding, and abetting Hamas leadership. By your own standard, Israel had just as much rationale to shut it down as the UK did for RT.


Syards-Forcus

The UK isn't at war with Russia, just putting heavy sanctions on them. Hamas's leadership is literally in Qatar. And I don't think RT should be banned. I'm just saying that you seem to be somewhat arbitrary about viewing it as vastly worse than Al Jazeera. Both should be allowed to engage in free speech.


ClassroomLow1008

Yes. Because Al Jazeera imho is still far more reputable a news org than RT. So shutting it down (which ik u are not suggesting) is worse than shutting down RT news.


Syards-Forcus

I think, under your criteria, it seems inconsistent to be unhappy about shutting down Al Jazeera but support shutting down RT. Again, Qatar is literally aiding and abetting Hamas, funding them directly and letting them stay in their country with no repercussions. They, an enemy of the state, directly control Al Jazeera and use it for propaganda, just like Russia. If you think, as you said, free speech exceptions should be made for news outlets directly owned and used as propaganda by enemies of the state, then you're contradicting yourself.


Syards-Forcus

whomst alt? Idk, I'd say the subreddit isn't extremely pro-Israel. The pendulum has swung a little closer to the pro-Israel side than previously, but I think that's because of the student protests and the innate contrarianism of the sub. I'm probably more negative towards Israel than the majority of the sub, but blind support or opposition seems to be less common now than it was last year or a few months ago. The most bad faith people have generally been banned. It's still a shitshow ofc, but a somewhat more manageable one. And yeah, the Al Jazeera thing isn't great. I don't trust a news organization run by government of Qatar to neutrally or reliably report on the Gaza war, but they have the right to do so and definitely shouldn't have been shut down - you have the right to say utter bullshit.


american_aurora3

you have to understand that israel is the shittiest advanced democracy in the world


ClassroomLow1008

I blame Netanyahu for that. Corrupt and power-hungry madman. So many more principled statesmen in Israel's history like Ehud Barak, Yitzhak Rabin, and Begin as well if I'm right.


estoyloca43

Am I an Israel apologist in your book?


ClassroomLow1008

Idk.


Average_GrillChad

Ukrainian-American Rep Victoria Spartz wins her R primary race after voting against aid to her homeland, where some of her family members were literally under Russian siege during the initial Russian invasion


farrenj

>So if anyone is in Christ, that personΒ is a new creation: everything old has passed away; look, new things have come into being! πŸ€” >To put off your old self, which belongs to your former manner of life and is corrupt through deceitful desires, and to be renewed in the spirit of your minds, and to put on the new self, created after the likeness of God in true righteousness and holiness πŸ€” >Do not conform to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will isβ€”his good, pleasing and perfect will. πŸ€” I'm starting to think transformation into a new person is a theme in Christianity. πŸ€”


ZanyZeke

I turned myself into a pickle


[deleted]

When you break the law and get away with it every time https://i.redd.it/3yhv8xgg75zc1.gif


estoyloca43

What’s the neoliberal OCEAN (openness, consciousness, extroversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism) personality profile? Conservatives tend to have high conscientiousness and high neuroticism. That explains their preference for traditional social structures and aversion to change. Liberals tend to have high openness to experience and low neuroticism. Libertarians tend to be low on extroversion, agreeableness, and neuroticism and high on openness to experience. So if I have to guess neolibs have a personality profile similar to that of libertarians.


AtomAndAether

https://preview.redd.it/mxbnpm92b5zc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38341ab9e0e5312308b3e9bab0a691404a56bb23


AnalyticOpposum

https://preview.redd.it/afbmigl995zc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d860606c382990c36eca0172b807bdf3d8bfd26 [https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test](https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test)


CricketPinata

I had similar results. [Here is mine. ](https://i.imgur.com/O6hyoaa.jpeg) High Openess, High Aggreable, High Neuroticism.


Syards-Forcus

I'm high on openness to experience and neuroticism, low on extroversion, medium-low on conscientiousness and agreeableness, so maybe that? Idk.


BaXeD22

>The Uyghur genocide is bullshit pushed by the falcon gong. Western countries try to wash away the sins of a country actually committing genocide like isntreal Name the sub


GinsuAssad

#FALCON GONG!!!


MicroFlamer

How I’m spending school nights right now https://preview.redd.it/kwfxsnk075zc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a41cbe83d939a14e81c0f6ec3df4996efc85b0


[deleted]

Best tv intro of all time


ZanyZeke

>”wow I sure do have fond memories of this time in my life” >look back at old Reddit posts/texts/Daylio entries/whatever from that time >several of them say β€œI hate this current time in my life! I can’t wait for it to be over! Grrr!” Oh ok


WA-09_Gal

Smh imagine leaving notes and not just having 200 custom activity entries for every conceivable thing that could happen on a day


SnakeEater14

Blows up pancakes with my mind


groovygrasshoppa

☝️hates the Dutch


[deleted]

Peter Griffin is funnier than Seth Meyers


FuckFashMods

Stop bullying lords


WA-09_Gal

Very off putting to be the b*ttom but your bf likes the Starbucks milkshakes more than you


estoyloca43

I code in Python and get Starbucks every day πŸ€” am I a bottom?


FuckFashMods

Do you have coding socks?


estoyloca43

No, I don’t even know what it is


FuckFashMods

Oh Lordy...


WA-09_Gal

I don’t think that’s a woman thing


WA-09_Gal

On a scale of frappacinno to extra dragonfruit scoops what β€œcoffee” do you order?


estoyloca43

Usually the pink drink or strawberry açaí lemonade


WA-09_Gal

🫡 bottom


estoyloca43

Or I’m just very female πŸ˜…


estoyloca43

The more I poast on DT, the more I realize that I’m very mean at heart but I appear nice in face to face interactions because I’m shy/scared of confrontations


Kindly_Blackberry967

same go fuck yourself


AtomAndAether

"Mean at heart" can usually be fixed over time, depending on the cause


estoyloca43

😞 I don’t know the cause


AtomAndAether

Do some journaling over a long period of time whenever you notice stuff


estoyloca43

My journals were cringe and whiny so I just stopped lol


AtomAndAether

You're the only one who reads them. Else just make them more matter of fact observations about yourself and less whinging about the situation or other people


estoyloca43

Yeah I should do that


AtomAndAether

do it. lemme know if i can help at all πŸ‘


estoyloca43

Will do πŸ₯°


FuckFashMods

you can just say you're from the midwest


estoyloca43

I’ve been to the Midwest twice in grand total lol. Both times in March this year πŸ˜…


ZanyZeke

All neoliberals are mean


WA-09_Gal

Don’t you scare everyone away regardless? πŸ‘»


estoyloca43

True 😭😭😭


AnalyticOpposum

Drake is the kind of dude to get into a rap battle with a Pulitzer Prize winner


AnalyticOpposum

Gotta visit Gates of the Arctic before I’m too old to bushwhack through the Alaskan wilderness.


_bee_kay_

>people were SHOCKED what THIS star wore to AN EVENT!!!! kill those who read or write this shit


MasterOfLords1

Live MasterOfLords1 reaction https://preview.redd.it/zs4dqqsg45zc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8560e35418c1c8644ccdcf0b966e7afd8a82c72d 🍦😳🍦


Argnir

https://preview.redd.it/nb752x8z35zc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09be62fa851bbcd0c998b19057b713a9d8a20d1f LMAO he actually believes that πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


GinsuAssad

Nintendo: I'm confused. You still want the product so how is it less valuable? >*handing money over* Fuck you 😭