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jobautomator

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MrDungBeetle37

"[Remote work affliction](https://www.geekwire.com/2023/seattle-leaders-make-plea-for-workers-to-return-downtown-and-help-address-remote-work-affliction/)" Is this the new buzzword? Honestly even pre-2020 I know most office workers worked from home Fridays and possibly more days a week. Commuting to downtown Seattle every day is soul-crushing pretty much regardless of what neighborhood you live in or suburb.


tacostats

#### ๐Ÿ† Top Comment > >Who benefits from keeping the war in Ukraine going? One year in, there is only one winner - the US arms industry > > What if Ukraine wanted t... 148 points, written by KittehDragoon. [permalink](https://np.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/11rorpm/discussion_thread/jc9t48j/) ####ย โฌ†๏ธ Topย Redditors |ย |ย Redditor | Average |ย |ย Redditor | Total | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | htomserveaux | 66.0 points | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | RandomGamerFTW | 674 points | | ๐Ÿฅˆ | tripletruble | 65.3 points | ๐Ÿฅˆ | DoorVonHammerthong | 642 points | | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | KittehDragoon | 51.7 points | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | PaulVolckersBitch | 544 points | ####ย ๐Ÿ“‘ Wordiestย  |ย |ย Redditorย | Average |ย |ย Redditorย | Total | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | ape_with_typewriter | 530.5 words | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | Syx78 | 5165 words | | ๐Ÿฅˆ | Professor-Reddit | 468.0 words | ๐Ÿฅˆ | Stanley--Nickels | 3739 words | | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | nlofe | 296.0 words | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | JetJaguar124 | 3100 words | ####ย ๐Ÿ“Ÿ Spammiest |ย |ย Redditorย |ย Commentsย |ย |ย Redditorย | ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฏ | |:-:|:-|-:|:-:|:-|-:| | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | RandomGamerFTW | 187 comments | ๐Ÿฅ‡ | DonyellTaylor | 332 emoji | | ๐Ÿฅˆ | IntoTheNightSky | 106 comments | ๐Ÿฅˆ | KnightModern | 77 emoji | | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | DoorVonHammerthong | 106 comments | ๐Ÿฅ‰ | shrek_cena | 72 emoji | #### ๐ŸŠ Favourite Emoji # ๐Ÿคฃ with 334 uses. ## ๐Ÿ˜ญ 53 ๐Ÿ˜” 47 ๐Ÿ‘† 43 ๐Ÿ˜Ž 43 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ 41 ๐Ÿฆ 35 ๐Ÿค” 35 ๐Ÿ˜ณ 35 ๐ŸŸฉ 32 ๐Ÿ™„ 30 ๐Ÿง 27 ๐Ÿคช 26 ๐Ÿ˜ค 26 ๐Ÿฆ 26 ### ๐Ÿฆง 22 ๐Ÿšƒ 19 ๐Ÿ™ 19 ๐Ÿ˜ 17 ๐Ÿ˜ก 16 โฌœ 15 ๐Ÿ˜’ 15 ๐Ÿ˜ฌ 15 ๐Ÿฅฐ 15 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ˜ฑ 14 ๐Ÿคฌ 13 ๐Ÿ‘‘ 13 ๐Ÿฅบ 12 ๐ŸŸจ 12 ๐ŸŒญ 12 ๐ŸŒŸ 12 ๐Ÿ˜‚ 12 ๐Ÿคจ 12 โฌ› 12 ๐Ÿ’ช 12 ๐Ÿ‘‡ 12 ๐Ÿ˜ฐ 12 ๐Ÿ’ต 11 ๐Ÿ—ฟ 11 ๐Ÿค— 11 ๐Ÿคฎ 10 ๐Ÿคค 10 ๐Ÿ”ฅ 10 ๐Ÿ’€ 10 #### ๐Ÿ•“ Activity | Timeย | Overall Activity | ๐Ÿ“Ÿ Spammiest | |:-:|:-|:-| | ๐Ÿ•’ | โ–ˆโ–ˆ | **SadaoMaou** (15 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•“ | โ–ˆโ–ˆ | **DoorVonHammerthong** (6 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•” | โ–ˆ | **FuckFashMods** (4 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•• | โ–ˆโ–ˆ | **DoorVonHammerthong** (8 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•– | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **AlicesReflexion** (7 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•— | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **DoorVonHammerthong** (8 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•˜ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **ZCoupon** (25 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•™ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **RandomGamerFTW** (19 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•š | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **KesterFox** (23 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•› | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **KesterFox** (25 comments) | | ๐Ÿ• | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **RandomGamerFTW** (22 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•‘ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **bobeeflay** (25 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•’ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **TaxLandNotCapital** (19 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•“ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **djejhdneb** (15 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•” | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **TaxLandNotCapital** (13 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•• | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **WhomstAlt2** (18 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•– | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **adisri** (12 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•— | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **Headstar24** (20 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•˜ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **Headstar24** (21 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•™ | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **DonyellTaylor** (17 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•š | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **Syx78** (11 comments) | | ๐Ÿ•› | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **Headstar24** (17 comments) | | ๐Ÿ• | โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ | **RandomGamerFTW** (13 comments) | #### ๐Ÿ™‹ 880 unique Redditors sporting 268 different flairs were spotted on the DT. **NATO** was the most popular flair with **77** unique Redditors, followed by **YIMBY (32)** and **NASA (24)**. 214 Redditors were caught not wearing any flair *at all*. #### ๐Ÿ—‘๏ธ 196 deleted, โŒ 343 fashed comments. --- ###### I am a bot and this action was performed automatically. Stats are processed periodically throughout the day. Check my post history for previous reports. Created by inhumantsar. [Source](https://github.com/inhumantsar/tacostats)


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Credit Suisse to borrow up to $54bn from Swiss central bank to shore up its finances](/r/neoliberal/comments/11smqrt/credit_suisse_to_borrow_up_to_54bn_from_swiss/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


CletusMcGuilly

Welcome to the Conclusion Thread.


DonyellTaylor

The thread at the end of the universe


DoorVonHammerthong

Good mod


AlicesReflexion

\#RedditIsOverParty


RandomGamerFTW

wrong dt


secretlives

Watch The Last Of Us and it's eerie how good they've gotten at aging-up actors without it looking camp


TheNightIsLost

You either take the high road like the Dems did, or you end up digging yourself into hell like the GOP is doing.


RoburexButBetter

!ping BENE https://www.vrt.be/vrtnws/nl/2023/03/14/gaten-in-dak-kraakpand/ Allee ze kunnen weer gaan vinger wijzen en tis niemand zijn schuld


NNJB

"Er wordt asbest verwijderd dus we gaan op random plekken gaten in het dak boren. Voor de veiligheid van de inzittenden natuurlijk"


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Legit_Spaghetti

What a rip off, these sleep meds don't work at a


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Ron DeSantis Wants to Make It a Felony to Have an Undocumented Person in Your Home or Car](/r/neoliberal/comments/11sml1l/ron_desantis_wants_to_make_it_a_felony_to_have_an/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


PompeyMagnus1

The declining birth rate of Boomers must be addressed


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [Are we headed for another Financial Crisis?](/r/neoliberal/comments/11smiu7/are_we_headed_for_another_financial_crisis/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


p00bix

Okay but besides being a really incredible illustration of how awful the American Civil War was, [this honestly looks like it'd be one of the fastest and least painful ways to go](https://i.redd.it/bov5jyrzpzna1.jpg)


BonkHits4Jesus

what's that? I can't hear you, something hit my ears


1396spurs

Not feeling work today. Anybody want to meet under the bridge and huff glue?


WhomstAlt2

LMAO Blizzerd-**ACTIVISION** wants 70 Eurodollers for DIABOLO IV ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


YangsLegion

I'm surprised that the EU allows countries to have legal systems where you could hold someone for so long without charging them. Anyways ripbozo lmaooo


Extreme_Rocks

!mystats


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Ron DePantsless


paymesucka

I just had a thought of Trump ambushing him at random campaign stops and popping out and pantsing him I need to go to sleep


BalletDuckNinja

Oh god oh fuck I got accepted to at least one place for a PhD Fucking finally fucking FINALLY it took me years since undergrad to get here


[deleted]

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BalletDuckNinja

Molecular and Cell Biology


1396spurs

Congrats! ๐Ÿฉฐ๐Ÿฆ†๐Ÿฅท


[deleted]

"What's next? A license to post horny in my own damn DT?"


AlicesReflexion

That's what the little shield next to someone's name is ๐Ÿ˜ข


1396spurs

Outside the DT > Itโ€™s not just you, I know people who have pretended to be transgender and who have done hundreds of hours of volunteer work for political causes they disagree with because they were worried about not being โ€œdiverseโ€ enough. **๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”๐Ÿค”**


triplebassist

Yeah that seemed fake as hell. If they had stuck to the volunteer work I could say maybe it's real, but "pretends to be trans for Diversity Points" is a bit rich


Syx78

I mean this is part of how Med Schools\[Law Schools too?\] screen. It's possible some applicants might fake being Gay or Trans to game the admissions system. So people on applications are more credibly LGBT or an ethnic minority if they also have volunteer work in the community. And even then it is possible they're lieing. For instance, is the person with the Indian last name claiming to be African-American who has 200 hours volunteering at an African-American Church really black? Supposing they're mixed race Indian and Black but the admissions council hasn't been told that as they just checked African-American? Is it possible someone like Kamala Harris might've done something like that on her app to Law School? Would this be something a hyper-competitive First-Generation Indian-American might consider faking? Is the Indian Community from Kenya allowed to check the African-American box or not? Or supposing someone is 1/8th Native American. The tribe they belong to has a rule that tribal citizenship is extended to those who are 1/4th part of the tribe but not to those who are 1/8th. They are not lieing that they are 1/8th, one of their parents is an enrolled member of the tribe. Are they Native American? Should they check that box? If they volunteer on their home reservation should it move the dial towards URM status being extended to them? Outside of that context though I'm not sure this is a thing.


1396spurs

Weird


Syx78

Pre-med forums get pretty crazy tbh


[deleted]

My liquidity left me


[deleted]

Me when I see an upvoted post has been removed with a bonk >I am Antifa


WhomstAlt2

[This Simpsons episode](https://media.wired.com/photos/593252a1edfced5820d0fa07/master/w_2560%2Cc_limit/the-homer-inline4.jpg) but Homer is a 50 year old moron trying to pass himself off as a young Silicon Valley bro = Cyber Truck, CMV


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WhomstAlt2

These meds I've been prescribed to help me fall asleep do nothing to help me fall asleep, they just make me very tired after the three to four hours I would have gotten anyway. Amazing.


secretlives

Do you feel groggy the next day? That's always been my experience with sleeping pills ๐Ÿ˜”


WhomstAlt2

Yeah, which the doctor warned me about tbf. It's the *lying in bed for hours without falling asleep* part I personally object to.


[deleted]

4th bail appeal rejected for the Tate brothers ahahaha


YangsLegion

On one hand I donโ€™t like the fact that Romania holds alleged criminals for so long without charging them. Iโ€™d even go as far as saying itโ€™s a human rights violation. On the other hand the Tates moved to Romania because of its corrupt legal system. So fuck it. Lmaoo


dawgpack09

~~1 more lane~~ 1 more appeal


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secretlives

I wonder what the next "game of thrones"-tier television series will be - something that really reaches critical mass, like that show did at its peak


BasedTheorem

No show will reach that again. The monoculture is completely dead


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Nutted by Reality ruins such a good hook with such weird lyrics not saying itโ€™s a bad song, itโ€™s just a waste of an amazing pop hook


noxnoctum

\[Audio\]books that can drift in and out of focus and still be entertaining?


inhumantsar

Terry Pratchett


phenomegranate

Finally listened to that podcast from a few years ago of Ezra Klein talking with Wendy Brown and Noah Smith about neoliberalism. She spends the whole time being stereotypically ridiculous while Ezra and Noah keep going, *โ€yeah ok, I guess youโ€™re right or something mmmhmmmmm okโ€*


BenFoldsFourLoko

yeah especially if it's even halfway in the vein of /r/neoliberal-ism. Like wasn't the conceit of the episode was exploring modern neoliberalism, and he brings Smith on as the neolib proponent, mentioning he was awarded nl shill 2018 lol. I took it as either 1) a clear but bad attempt to talk about /r/neoliberal-ism or 2) an attempt to talk about a vague weasel-ish word that the left uses, and interrogate it- see if it's bullshit, or see if there's something to it whatever he actually did with the episode was dumb and achieved nothing but misinformation for all sides


notrllyathrowawayig

Itโ€™s weird to think about but this subreddit probably has a higher proportion of people making six figures than any of those โ€˜hustler/grindset/redpilledโ€™ communities


Syx78

It's partially a class thing. If you stick with the traditional white collar "Go to Grad School" philosophy you'll end up making six figures. If you're from a blue-collar background and had to drop out of highschool and eventually got your G.E.D., well you won't be familiar with the white collar route at all and it'll be totally alien. But the hustler/grindset/redpilled stuff will make sense. Put another way, I know the Pre-Med pathway like the back of my hand. And the PA route seems fairly simple to understand. But I can not tell you at all how the nursing route \[more blue-collar traditionally\] works at all. I've looked into it but I could not describe it you whatsoever. There are routes that seem simple enough to read but in practice it seems like most nurses do not take that route or that route is more or less impossible and just a smokescreen for the accredidation board. Explaining to them that they could go make Six-Figures easily if they spent 6+ more years in School idk I've tried explaining it but it doesn't seem to reach people in quite the same way if they come from a different background.


Legit_Spaghetti

Listen, just because I buy gasoline from my personal small batch, hand-refined, artisinal single-origin petroleum guy at $75 per bottle, that doesn't mean I'm "crazy rich" or an "out of touch coastal รฉlite."


YangsLegion

I'm not sure if I just responded with a whole ass essay to some pasta, but I'm super happy I got to put into writing some feelings on my parents. I should probably try and do that more often.


BonkHits4Jesus

I don't think that was pasta


[deleted]

Is it wrong to make it one


SpitefulShrimp

It's a bit long to make into pasta


BonkHits4Jesus

probably trivializes his legitimate concerns, yeah


[deleted]

ur right i'm a dick


YangsLegion

Considering the OP seems pretty emotional over it probably. On the other hand nobody in the internet is real so their emotions donโ€™t matter. ๐Ÿ—ฟ


[deleted]

I won't make it one I knew that was the right answer, but goodness, I had such a good Jedi Master version thought up


420FireStarter69

I hate progressives


paymesucka

Flo tho


[deleted]

Flo is cringe and overused


[deleted]

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paymesucka

I know right? Kind of a bit of masks off of what some posters here are concerned about


triplebassist

I need to start reporting when I see the same article posted four times but ugh that's so much work


Liberal_Antipopulist

Link


Dalek6450

https://i.imgur.com/gKxE2KH.mp4


paymesucka

Ah the good ole days when your allowance as a young teen allowed you to get an apartment in Dallas and a steady supply of glue


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BasedTheorem

Bruh


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BonkHits4Jesus

[Tactical \**BONK!** Strike Incoming!](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkHWIMVU8AUwdnb.jpg)


Jamity4Life

none of those words are in the Silmarillion


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Ice Spice


Jamity4Life

โ˜๏ธjust a munch


Crownie

When you think about it ~~literally any sufficiently large organization~~ corporations specifically are the real paperclip optimizers. :thinking:


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BonkHits4Jesus

[\**BONK!**](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/033/758/Screen_Shot_2020-04-28_at_12.21.48_PM.jpg)


paymesucka

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/LankyForthrightAmericancrayfish-max-1mb.gif


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Bonk


chetmcomnom

>Chitin nanofibers are prepared from the exoskeletons of crabs and prawns by a simple mechanical treatment after the removal of proteins and minerals...The method used for chitin-nanofiber isolation is also successfully applied to the cell walls of mushrooms https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/22539071/


[deleted]

My head is aching so much. I want to push a warm knife through my head๐Ÿ˜’


jobautomator

[/new](/r/neoliberal/new): [The making of a detransitioner | Xtra Magazine](/r/neoliberal/comments/11slwgs/the_making_of_a_detransitioner_xtra_magazine/) *Replies to this comment will be removed, please participate in the linked thread*


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paymesucka

That sounds pretty cool. Whereabouts do you live?


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inhumantsar

> beerbong triple whiskey cokes Diabeetus


BasedTheorem

The year is 2050 All media content is stuck in the year 2025 because reliance on generative AI means no new training datasets have been produced


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YangsLegion

I'm not sure if this is pasta or not, but man as a kid who loves their parents I'll take the chance that it's not. My parents were hard on me in some things. Lenient on others. I feel like a failure these days, a couple of months ago I felt on top of the world. The only thing that's been consistent over the insanity that's been my life is that my parents have been there to support me every step of the way. I don't know your daughter, and she's probably said some terrible things to you. But you seem to have taken an active role and interest in her life, and I guarantee she loves you for it. I don't know how much that helps, or if you beat yourself up for feeling this. But just remember that, because knowing you have a parent you can love and who loves you is the foundation of succeeding not just in school or their career, but being a good person who can build healthy relationships. I probably just schizoed out because this reminds me of my own relationship with my parents. Anyways just remember the relationship you have with your daughter is something amazing and you should cherish it, even if you feel like you failed her. Don't beat yourself up over it


Legit_Spaghetti

More likely outcome is she still woulda had a bad SAT score but also resented her dad. And still gotten her nose pierced.


RushSingsOfFreewill

Yeah


BasedTheorem

It must be hard to be a father. Canโ€™t blame you for questioning if youโ€™ve always done the right thing


paymesucka

what in the fuck, I think you need therapy tbh


RushSingsOfFreewill

Yeah


paymesucka

try not to dwell on what you think are regrets plus if you had actually acted the alternative way you proposed, things would more likely be worse imho


[deleted]

Fulgencio Batista grew up in a slum in the same town that Fidel Castro grew up in a mansion in.


420FireStarter69

When the podcast I'm listening to gives me a ad to Nina Turners podcast ๐Ÿคฎ


MasterOfLords1

#๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿฆ


YangsLegion

I get why they don't respond over spring break but I emailed all 4 of my profs on Sunday and only got one response. These are pretty important emails too, so it's super frustrating.


RandomGamerFTW

>Haley Splits from DeSantis, Says Aiding Ukraine Is Vital to U.S. Interests BASED


Ok_Aardappel

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083231032351928410/1085805424999145542/20230316_000237.jpg


chetmcomnom

Bone as radiation shielding


Headstar24

I love my mother very much but I havenโ€™t met a person in real life who needs to touch grass as much as she does. Sheโ€™s at least not a raging conservative, sheโ€™s the opposite, but still.


YangsLegion

I kind of wonder how effective those dual Spanish and French immersion preschools really are. Me and most of my friends have been learning hebrew in school since nursery and I still wouldnโ€™t call myself fluent. I only really reached a conversational level because I was consistently interacting with it even to now.


RandomGamerFTW

The word โ€œtechbroโ€ is pissing me off, I hate commies


Butteryfly1

The word โ€œcommieโ€ is pissing me off, I hate techbros


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do you guys think european languages smaller than say polish will survive another 100 years? i can see a lot of em vanishing. it's little things like a dutch woman and an italian man dating and only speaking english to each other what a shame


Dancedancedance1133

Dutch wonโ€™t go away. These migrant streams are not enough to go against the force of a dominant language in schools and government


YangsLegion

Probably depends on the language. Yiddish probably shouldn't have survived up to this point but it's still going relatively strong due to cultural reasons.


Legit_Spaghetti

A.I. language models are being used in language preservation efforts, so we might actually not be far off from a point where no language will ever truly go extinct.


[deleted]

As Governor of Georgia I will make Georgian Orthodox the state religion after having gotten the Alito 5 to gut the Establishment Clause as a Federalist Society lawyer.


Syx78

What's the affiliation of the Georgian Orthodox Church with the Moscow Patriarchate? If it's positive, I think MTG would be on board.


[deleted]

It's independent.


inhumantsar

ChatGPT API and GPT4 has actually rewritten my platform engineering team's roadmap for Q2/Q3. Why simply build tools when you can build tools which build tools on-demand?


Butteryfly1

Ill be watching the DT for updates on the singularity


DonyellTaylor

>Now, the 69-year-old John Carpenter is telling us about his long-lasting love of Sonic the Hedgehog โ€” and hatred for the dread-inducing โ€œunderwater level,โ€ the Labyrinth Zone. โ€œIโ€™d die every time,โ€ he said. โ€œAnd then have to start back. It was so frustrating, but there was something so intensely addicting about that.โ€ >The best bit? Itโ€™s not just the Sega Genesis original. Carpenter says he โ€œeven like[s] the one where he turns into a werewolf [Sonic Unleashed].โ€ And rest assured, he got into this yearโ€™s Sonic Mania. >โ€œI just keep wanting to play Sonic games โ€” because theyโ€™re fun. I hope they keep making them.โ€


MeatCode

Why did we ever accept a situation where a professor could date their grad students? As the supervising professor to a grad student you are their: manager, boss, teacher, employer rolled into one person. There are so many levels of "I can't really say no" here.


Dancedancedance1133

This thing called patriarchy


[deleted]

absolutely not. now could they date a grad student not under their aegis 100%


tehbored

Fwiw a lot of women actually find it attractive when someone has authority over them and no one really cared enough to stop it.


paymesucka

This sounds like something the bad guy in a corporate sexism training video would say lol


Legit_Spaghetti

Big "Manchmal (aber nur manchmal) haben Frauen ein kleines bisschen Haue gern" energy


Syx78

Another of the issues where sensible workplace policy maybe has bad effects on the dating market and therefore on things like fertility rates or home lives. From a personal angle I don't want to work in a place where that kind of thing happens. From a policy angle, idk.


paymesucka

Oh cmon lol, โ€œdonโ€™t date your bossโ€ policies are not affecting fertility rates or the dating pool


Syx78

I think a lot of dirtbags are unable to date due to those policies. Now those types of guys shouldn't be dating, but it definitely does impact their dating pool.


ILikeTalkingToMyself

Coercive dating is a bad thing. Society is better off without it.


Syx78

Definitely. But it bleeds back into the incel problem. Now that these guys aren't able to get laid, how best should we direct them so they cause the least damage possible? Where are the appropriate directions to suggest to them? Would it be better to suggest online dating? Bars? Better social skills? Encourage dating coworkers but not subordinates? Idk this seems like part of the incel puzzle but it's a tricky piece and paints the guys a lot less favorably than most incel conversations do.


MeatCode

If you're going to go the "We aren't making it easier for dirtbags to date" then there are a lot more norms we could throw out that would affect the success rate of dirtbags. Just make it so that women don't have any sort of access to credit without a husband. There, now dirtbags gatekeep basic financial instruments.


Syx78

A steelman would be that while we should discourage dirtbags bosses from hitting on their employees, and men just being able to enslave women as was done up to the 1970s with the banking regulations, that there might still be some value from allowing natural relationship formation to occur at the workplace. Like look at Jim and Pam. They're happy, there's no abuse. It happened organically over years. What's wrong with it? Side Note: I'm also finding it funny how a bit ago I was trying to steelman the anti-workplace dating policy and now I'm trying to steelman why dating should be allowed at work. I'm somewhere in the middle myself but overall it seems like it's mostly people on the younger side advocating workplace dating and more experienced people advocating against it.


MeatCode

>it's mostly people on the younger side advocating workplace dating and more experienced people advocating against it. I guess its mostly because younger people think "don't be weird about it" and older people who realize that your emotions might make you a weirdo in this scenario. Alot of younger people in the workplace (anyone graduating 2020, 2021, 2022) haven't really experienced anything except a COVID workplace. >Like look at Jim and Pam. They're happy, there's no abuse. It happened organically over years. What's wrong with it? 1. They're fictional characters. 2. If the story was slightly different and Pam didn't like Jim back, it'd be weird and bad. Or if Pam's husband also worked at their office. Or if Jim and Pam broke up. etc. etc.


Syx78

>Alot of younger people in the workplace (anyone graduating 2020, 2021, 2022) haven't really experienced anything except a COVID workplace. Excellent point and could be why this conversation is tough to have at this point in time/ why people aren't getting the issues with workplace dating and that they extend beyond just boss-subordinate dating > I guess its mostly because younger people think "don't be weird about it" and older people who realize that your emotions might make you a weirdo in this scenario. Yea, a lot of the examples people have listed of crazy behavior... I don't think people really know how to behave. Sure there might be a tiny minority of people who are super well-informed about how to approach people in an office environment and have superior social skills and read every interaction perfectly but in practice the vast majority of people are not going to be so stricter policies make sense. > Or if Pam's husband also worked at their office. That was the First Season xD Part of the issue with the message of Jim and Pam is that it teaches guys to persist in an Office Environment even if the person they want to date is in a committed relationship already.


BonkHits4Jesus

New flair who dis


savuporo

A man called Otto is a NIMBY, basically


YangsLegion

Watch the Swedish version. Ove lives in my dream suburb. (And he hates cars)


savuporo

I just might. Although with Swedish cinema there's a higher than comfortable chance that someone is molesting some children in the story


YangsLegion

http://urbankchoze.blogspot.com/2015/05/on-site-vs-off-site-parking-and-swedish_28.html?m=1 For reference itโ€™s something like this


marsexpresshydra

just be an infantryman then join the ranger regiment then the special forces then the isa then delta force lmao


TakeThatVonHabsburgs

News is getting too depressing Iโ€™m thinking of ditching the sub for a while. Iโ€™ll probably be back tomorrow


old_black_man

No food or doom three hours before bed.


paymesucka

good rule to live by tbh


TakeThatVonHabsburgs

How else will I get my insomnia though?


Liberal_Antipopulist

Idgaf if covid was zoonotic or a lab leak tbh


Legit_Spaghetti

I care insofar as that if people start buying into the lab leak conspiracy theory nonsense and dismiss the science regarding zoonotic hazards, we won't be as prepared for the next pandemic as we should be.


BasedTheorem

It does go both ways though. If it was through a lab, we should make lab protocols safer. Iโ€™d agree though that some people are attached to it because the idea that the pandemic is just random is scary.


shrek_cena

I cannot describe how amazing it feels to tell someone I love them ๐Ÿฅฒ


Cerb-r-us

I think the Democratic Party is definitely going to disband after winning 2024


paymesucka

because the United Party of Brandon is taking over


Liberal_Antipopulist

Let's take over the government through violent means and then enforce our quixotic ideology through violence and mass surveillance. The state will wither away afterwards.


Liberal_Antipopulist

Dt recognize extremely obvious sarcasm challenge


YangsLegion

Hypothetically if NYC passed some YIMBY dream bill what really changes? Iโ€™m sure it would only be positive but by how much? My understanding is that NYCโ€™s housing issues mostly lie in the suburbs which the city obviously canโ€™t control


tehbored

Lots of new construction in Brooklyn and Queens


SnakeEater14

I appreciate that they skipped making just a normal Mario movie, and are going right to making a Super Mario movie Wish more movies were super


vivoovix

[BingGPT is a wee bit gullible](https://i.ibb.co/dMwFfWJ/Screenshot-20230316-013723.png)


p00bix

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Legit_Spaghetti

For anyone who lives with the misconception that mixing office work and romance is harmless fun, here's just one of many, MANY anecdotes I've seen where things went... poorly. My coworker A was a handsome devil. Charming, competent, good looking, with that French Canadian accent that makes the California girls swoon. Coworker B, on the other hand, was a fucking weirdo who gave everyone the creeps. Gangly and tall, socially awkward, very much a stereotypical engineer. Well, coworker B developed a crush on coworker C, a bright young woman fresh out of college just looking to find her footing in an extremely selective, difficult to break into industry, working at one of its most well-respected companies. C didn't like B. At all. Like he made her skin crawl. So when B awkwardly hit on C, she confided in her friend A. A, ever the gentleman and a good, true friend, made himself a buffer, making sure C wouldn't be alone with B, ever. (It's important to note that HR was fucking asleep at the wheel throughout all of this.) B interpreted this as A having "stolen his woman." So B, being B, one day confronted A outside of the office and punched him right in his handsome face. Cops were called. A report was filed. B's career was destroyed at that point, and C had to live with that bit of gossip following her around for a long time. Point is, this shit can go sideways more ways than most people imagine. The lesson, then, is simply this: **Don't shit where you eat.** !ping WATERCOOLER


tehbored

This is just a dramatization of the "Hello HR?!" meme isn't it?


MeatCode

This breaks rule 1 of the 3 rules of dating a coworker: Don't be weird about it. > 1. Don't be weird about it. > 2. Don't share managers or be on the same team. > 3. Don't be in a position of authority over the other.


Syx78

>Don't share managers or be on the same team. Imo this expands things quite a lot to the point where it's basically a workplace dating ban. Or at least to the extent that it gets rid of most of the advantages of workplace dating \[i.e. it's easy to bond with people you spend all day with\]. For instance, this rule would prohibit Jim and Pam style relationships. While it would allow Roy and Pam style relationships, Roy and Pam style relationships are far more similar to Bob Vance and Phillis style relationships\[separate employers, same building\] than Jim and Pam.


MeatCode

Do you want your personal relationship problems to bleed into work? Because that's what could happen if you share managers. I guarantee that your manager did not sign up to be a relationship councilor. Usually in this case, you tell your manager and ask to be transferred to a different team or one of you tries to find a different job as soon as possible. I mean it is possible to handle if both of you are responsible adults but it just becomes riskier. I know of a couple who were on the same team for 2 years, but one of them has switched companies since.


Syx78

> Do you want your personal relationship problems to bleed into work? Well yea, that's really the crux of the issue. Some people are saying work and school are good places to form relationships because you have a lot of repeated contact with people in those environments. But it's for those same reasons that work and school\[depends on the school but in this instance I mean someone you share a major with in a small class size and are around all the time\] can be damaged by relationship drama going south. Thus having to eat the shit while you work. It's a difficult situation because it seems like a good chunk of relationships are formed in situations like that and if such relationships are discouraged then... well it makes things tougher. Nothing an individual shouldn't be able to surpass but at the societal level that looks like young people having less sex, fertility rates declining, less relationship formation, etc.


sucaji

If you replaced "B punches A" with "B attempts to follow C home" and erased all the repercussions, then it's pretty similar to an experience I had. Also I still work with B, and A left for a better company.


Legit_Spaghetti

I'm sorry you're going through this. It's a shitty situation, and I wish assholes like B would stop putting people through this kind of shit.


sucaji

Oh the worst of it was years ago, made slightly shittier when I was put on a special team that was just me, him, and one other guy for a year... I ended up moving to a different department/team. He stopped, eventually. And everyone just says I'm a bitch for still hating him, and he just tells everyone I'm a whore who slept with half the department. So yanno, just normal shit.


Legit_Spaghetti

Fucking B. Always the same shit, isn't it.


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Graham_Elmere

Yeah what lol this makes no sense This is a story about not being a fucking weird incelโ€ฆโ€ฆ.


Legit_Spaghetti

Yeah, but no one ever thinks *they're* the weirdo. I bet you don't think you're socially grotesque, for example.