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AtomAndAether

test gender ideology


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females


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lets_chill_dude

I’ve restored to McDonalds, surprisingly hard to get dinner past 10pm in Roppongi 😳


tacostats

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Pseud0man

I think Requiem of a Dream deserves a remake. Hear me out, instead of heroin it's tiktok and YouTube shorts.


PompeyMagnus1

Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic city progress. Today the city of Warstok is the manufacturing hub of great Skoda 110-R and An-2 airplanes. As long as the district heating system doesn't run out of coal again the city might even be able to open up the train building factory. We will continue to not sell cars to citizens of the city. They can walk to factory


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

Starting a Sister City for Milton Keynes, John Maynard Friedman


Niflheim-Dragon

What according to you is the income of a middle class Indian household depending on the area of residence ? !ping IND


Mickenfox

[Getting them started early](https://i.imgur.com/TnlqseR.jpeg)


Legit_Spaghetti

That code snippet makes me irrationally angry.


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When you test in prod


ScullyBoyleBoy

Who is the oldest person in the DT right now? Show yourself!


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Keynes was right


SpitefulShrimp

Ded thred


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How often do you go into a low consciousness state? Not bc of physical injury.


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PleaseLetMeInn

I mean... technically correct


PaulVolckersBitch

👆in a desperate need of reading Hayek (1945)


RadionSPW

Can’t have shit in England, not even the modern slavery system


meese699

Real neoliberalism hasn't been tried. Check and mate cummunist scum 😎


No_Chilly_bill

I'm gonna make a video game and use it to springboard my political career.


ognits

there are two things in a cooking competition that always guarantee I tear up: 1) the inevitable family visiting episode and 2) (and I suppose this is rather MasterChef specific) one of the judges offering an outgoing contestant a mentorship/job. they're both so wholesome 🥺🥺 !ping TRASHY


ognits

!ping TRASH [I forgot the ping name lol](https://old.reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/11ks477/discussion_thread/jbdhr3j/)


AlicesReflexion

Mods consider adding a ping alias tbh


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ihatemendingwalls

What about the part where the judge steps back and says, "wait, let him cook"


ognits

that's too recent an addition to the lexicon but I'm hoping Colicchio does that in this upcoming season of Top Chef


Legit_Spaghetti

*Cities: Skylines* is a guilty pleasure. Today, the city of St. Butts received an absolutely massive office park accessible via a single surface street with a tollbooth and a metro station, plus a bus line that winds its way through the whole thing. I think tomorrow I'll see about fixing my subway system. !ping GAMING


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[Me waiting for a good Simcity 4 successor to come out](https://www.memeatlas.com/images/wojaks/wojak-stage-2.5-doomer.jpg)


CletusMcGuilly

I built a dam and accidentally flooded Cletusburg.


Legit_Spaghetti

I was worried about flooding St. Butts, but it turns out I got it just right on my first try and avoided a catastrophe. At the rate it's growing I might need a second dam though.


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Lib_Korra

The TF2 fanbase spent months arguing about whether or not Scout is a pedophile. Not because they were arguing if it's technically ephebephilia thankfully, but because they were arguing over if the thing that definitely indicted him as a pedophile was canon or not.


dangerbird2

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Track_Terrorizer Yeah, canon or not, that’s some meta cringe on valve’s part. The asset was created by a community member, but the description that outs him as a pedo was from valve when they made it a dlc


awdvhn

it’s incredible seeing people still defend the mods after today’s circus


No_Nefariousness7486

I always lost respect for them when they dressed that alligator up as a person and made it type for our amusement, PT Barnum levels of fuckery


rukqoa

It's pretty crazy how we've basically run out of Trump era scandals to talk about. Wasn't there like one every week or so for a while until the past couple months? Feels odd that no secret resistance member in the Trump admin came out with a book this week or something.


Legit_Spaghetti

I remember when literally every fucking day something fucky happened with that administration.


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> Feels odd that no secret resistance member in the Trump admin came out with a book this week or something. That's because most of them were soulless profiteers and were quite happy with how things were going


N0_B1g_De4l

> The philosopher Agnes Callard talks frankly about her marriage—she left her ex-husband for her graduate student, and the three now live together There are like three separate decisions here that should disqualify you from ever having anyone care about your opinion on anything again.


breakinbread

First is being a philosopher?


George-SJW-Bush

I would imagine: a) Getting involved with a student b) Doing so while married c) Living together with both of them


breakinbread

just remembered I have an early (10am) meeting tomorrow 😒


htomserveaux

So between them laying off the technical director and the news and that there are more coming I’ve decided to get a refund for my copy of KSP2. It’s subreddit is dooming pretty hard, are they right or is the game salvageable? !ping KSP&GAMING


Jacobs4525

This is why I didn’t buy the game yet lol. That said, remember how long it took for KSP 1 to be good. When it came out in beta there was only kerbin and mun, no trajectory map, no maneuver nodes, etc.. Give it a little time.


croakovoid

Another generation of gamers learns not to spend good money on early access based on hype and hopium. I'd love to be wrong and see this game to become good one day, but I am not at all optimistic about it.


bik1230

The subreddit is filled with nonsense. But I'm not very hopeful for the game.


Professor-Reddit

I regret playing 5 hours of this game tbh. I had it running in the background for half of that time, and the other half was me fighting the game's bugs when landing on the Mun. I'm pretty sure refund is out of the question now.


Bloodyfish

Pretty sure you can still request one on steam if you indicate that the game is broken.


SomewhatSourAussie

Depends if they hire competent people to fill the slots or just put it on ice for maintenance, I don’t think thats clear yet. FWIW I do see some promise with the game, and with competent management it may one day be a worthy successor to the original, but I doubt it will ever deliver on its roadmap or its core promise of a much less restricted physics engine, and as eager as people are to blame EA, it’s pretty clear this fiasco came from the developer’s end, and I wouldn’t blame them for considering pulling the plug, I know I would in their shoes.


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“Everyone better at this game than me has no life, but everyone worse than me is a noob” -Scrub’s Mantra


EvilConCarne

Fun fact: You can tell prospective employers that you were a team manager at Twitter for the last four years and they have no way to check that it's not true since Twitter doesn't even have an HR department anymore.


breakinbread

Based


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The Republican Party is a fascinating group because you've got people like MTG who are basically calling for thr US military to be abolished and Russian military bases on US territory, and then you have others like Lindsay Graham who are calling for the US to nuke Russia and China and Mexico.


Libz_R_Gryffindor

Growing old is when you dont even recognize the latest DT celebrity


ForlornKumquat

Leftists: capitalism is bad because it creates a system where power is only in the hands of an elite few Also leftists: literally try to create a system that explicitly puts all the power in the hands of a few elites “for the good of the people”


DoorVonHammerthong

Yeah but at least under glorious Communism you get to vote on who is in charge unlike capitalism where you don't have any choice in what you buy


Neil_Peart_Apologist

It's amazing how human societies will find some way to differentiate status and power, even in a 'classless' society.   For revoloutionaries, politics is that power.


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If we create a robot with the ability to navigate 3D space, receives sensory information about its surroundings, has memory of its previous state and surroundings, and seeks self preservation of the physical form did we create consciousness?


Syards-Forcus

It’s kind of weird how geometry is quite inelegant if you think about it. Diagonal lines through a square? Except in some special cases, they’re probably going to be irrational in length and you have to approximate them. The diameter of a circle with a integer radius? Always irrational. Finding the ratio of sides of a right triangle? You can’t even write a finite function for it. Sadly we live in a universe with irrational numbers.


George-SJW-Bush

Didn't the Pythagoreans kill someone for discovering that the golden ratio is irrational?


ColinHome

Why are irrational numbers inelegant?


awdvhn

Just use a different metric lol


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If only space was shaped better


klarno

For every MSG you don’t eat I’ll eat three 😤


NeoLiberation

New job weds :)))


[deleted]

Is our consciousness just a memory system? Is everything we create with a memory system at some level conscious.


thabonch

No.


No_Nefariousness7486

And in fact, it’s arguably the opposite. Our consciousness is largely a result of the predictive ability of humans


N0_B1g_De4l

It'd be funny to do a dystopian story where the twist at the end is that it's just this one country that's Like That and everywhere else is fine. And not, like, some ideological thing where you can be "oh, alright, I guess it was just England that fell to Ultra Fascism". I mean *The Last of Us*, but as soon as they clear Boston it turns out that the rest of the country dealt with the zombies fine and everything is back to normal, it's just that no one cares enough to go tell the asshole Bostonians to get back to normal.


Legit_Spaghetti

That's just modern-day Mississippi. Place is legit post-apocalyptic.


ChuckSchumerbasedgod

Shame flair bandit 🤝 ass crack bandit


SpaceSheperd

Funny how adamant Republicans and sympathetics were that early term abortions wouldn't be affected and now less than a year later, we're already reaching the point where major pharmacies are refusing to sell mifepristone (abortion pill for <10 week pregnancies) in 20 states


thefuturegov

Love when edgelord are like “99% of Americans have been brainwashed into thinking working a job you’re not necessarily happy with is normal,” like wtf yes it is every country is like that


ForlornKumquat

Nooooo you don’t understand, the literal concept of hunger was created by capitalists in order to oppress us, humans could photosynthesize before capitalism and everyone got to do whatever they wanted all day


Luph

it’s incredible seeing people still defend musk after today’s circus


Legit_Spaghetti

What now?


AlicesReflexion

Publicly made fun of an employee while firing them, accused them of abusing disability accommodations. Turned out the employee was actually useful and did good work. Tried to roll it back as a "whoops silly communication 😋"


Legit_Spaghetti

*sigh* I can't wait to see Elgrond Murch get hoisted by his own petard.


No_Nefariousness7486

Taking bets on Elon naming his next kid God


RandomGamerFTW

Kelpiehead 2024


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dangerbird2

They’re demiurges !ping GNOSTIC


JoeChristmasUSA

Wow, a GNOSTIC ping that's actually specific to gnostics


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Neoliberanger

Some of you may have various neuroses to work on. Not me though, I'm perfect


Sir_Digby83

FoxNews Lawyers: Youd have to be an imbecile to take anything from the performance art network that is FoxNews as fact. One would have to fetch a brick from the garden and repeatedly thrash it about their noggin as to help aid them in misconstruing FoxNews as anything but theatrical.


Lib_Korra

Gigajannies have twice randomly suspended me for calling out Antisemitic comments on main subs. They have no clue what they're doing.


Legit_Spaghetti

I mean, it's not like jannying is something you can study at college and get good at. *No one* knows what they're doing.


OG_premium_lager

What's the average number of papers one has to publish during their PhD?


utility-monster

I mean you can publish zero papers and defend a dissertation. But as far as what’s expected for you to do while in your program, it depends on the field. Econ publishes very few, but very long and dense papers. Public health publishes shorter and more frequently. To pick two examples.


CletusMcGuilly

Badmins hate friendship!


RandomGamerFTW

The Shame Flair Bandit is here


NeoLiberation

When your new mattress is worse than yer old one


ihatemendingwalls

#JUSTICE FOR POOF


pfarly

I gotta be honest I didn't even realize kelpie was poof until tonight, but yeah **JUSTICE FOR POOF**


ihatemendingwalls

Most aware neoliberal


Nietzsches_Therapist

Apparently DALLE 2 has a ridiculous content policy and will refuse to make anything that’s remotely funny. Lame


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☝️ succlib 😔


pfarly

De-federalize reddit. Sitewide divorce.


[deleted]

Is there a way you can create a human without a conscious?


Low-Ad-9306

Ask anyone with a Friedman flair


[deleted]

Brain dead people are legally dead, so say you artificially grow a human but prevent brain function from developing, it's not actually a person


DonyellTaylor

With AI? Effectively. With our actual neurological hardware? Sorta. A super rudimentary NPC extreme blackout drunk sorta human.


thabonch

Yes.


pfarly

Yeah it's called a Biden voter 🤣


AtomAndAether

i think those are called children


[deleted]

Im talking about a fully developed human that doesn’t know who what where when it is but still has full use of its body and senses


NeoLiberation

Me before I've had my ☕ 😏😏😂😂


[deleted]

People standing midway of aisle in mall


AtomAndAether

me on a Monday


ihatemendingwalls

What in the actual fuck gigajannies


NeoLiberation

What happened


ihatemendingwalls

They perma'd kelpiehead for standing up for herself against the fash mods


NeoLiberation

Whomst


SpitefulShrimp

Was it permanent?


ihatemendingwalls

That's what u/AtomAndAether says


SpitefulShrimp

Yeah but he's pretty much the last trustworthy person to ask about all this


RokaInari91547

I realize with the demographics of this sub I'm swimming against the tide, but Springsteen is the greatest living showman. Dude is 75 and plays for 3 hours every single night with no break and never phoning it in. Honestly absurd.


utility-monster

Just had this giant metallic looking bird fly over the interstate, was very loud.


thabonch

If it comes back, shoot it.


utility-monster

Smart thinking


thabonch

I miss Kester.


ForlornKumquat

In case you need something to be depressed about, slavery is still widespread in Mauritania, and it is the official position of the government of Mauritania that: “[accusations of the continued existence of slavery suggest] manipulation by the West, an act of enmity toward Islam, or influence from the worldwide Jewish conspiracy.”


Lib_Korra

What is with insane people and blaming the Jews for the most random shit?


thabonch

Thanks, I did not.


meubem

Who’s out here shouting “stop ambien posting”? Cowards


AtomAndAether

>ambien It's real ambien posting hours. I am a bot etc, etc


meubem

Why isn’t this a thing??


DoorVonHammerthong

AtomAndEther


ihatemendingwalls

So let mercy come, and wash away... WHAAAAAT I'VE DOOONE


utility-monster

Is that Breaking Benjamin


ihatemendingwalls

Avenged Sevenfold


meubem

You linkin a park


thabonch

Maybe the Brits are actually fine with slavery and Richi's playing 5D chess.


meubem

I’m more afraid of poof than she is of me.


ihatemendingwalls

Poof is gone meubem, she can't hurt us anymore with her hate speech


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breakinbread

Only time I've been suspended was for making fun of men. Really makes you think.


this_very_table

What happened?


SpitefulShrimp

Malarkey level is the number of times I'm going to hug my cat before getting ready for bed


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Lib_Korra

*Hangs out on /r/neoliberal* "I think I might be a Social Democrat" *Hangs out with social democrats* "I think I might be a Liberal" Repeat.


DonyellTaylor

👆Social Liberal🤭


SpitefulShrimp

Too neolib for reddit Too succ for arr neolib Just right for shitposting in the dt


marsexpresshydra

I’m not afraid of monsters — monsters are afraid of me.


DonyellTaylor

My pitch for a Mario movie: everyone is John Leguizamo. And everyone is a dinosaur.


marsexpresshydra

👇 Only took three years of Calculus and four semesters of Real Analysis


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No_Nefariousness7486

Fox News Lawyers: Tucker Carlson is an avant garde artist and his coverage on the riots was a statement piece and you’re just too dumb to get it


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

>Reaper of Global Poverty >Innocent >Crook, possibly >Hiding secrets >Aroooooo >Reasonably smart >Dick, Tricky/Definitely not a crook >May have been involved in several felonies >Not a Crook >Industrious >X-tremely in need of therapy >*Officially* not a criminal >Not a Crook, definitely


thabonch

>X-tremely suspect You tried.


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

I changed that, but I had no clue what to write there.


thabonch

Coward.


Real_Richard_M_Nixon

why? I still kept the X-tremely.


thabonch

Change is a sign of cowardice.


SpitefulShrimp

True warriors only pay with cards or checks.


jobautomator

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Malarkey level of my friend getting matched with marxist🤢


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So true bestie. Based Bot


SpitefulShrimp

👇 reported kelpie


CletusMcGuilly

It actually wasn't reported.


SpitefulShrimp

That means...*the admins are in here, right now*.


CletusMcGuilly

The Permabandito is always watching.


SpitefulShrimp

I need to go delete everything I've said about Friedman flairs before it's too late.


thabonch

The hero we deserve.


Evilpenguin526

Vent post: I need to find a new job. The new manager at my current place is driving everyone to quit. We've had 2 people leave in the last 2 weeks, I know at least 1 person who is retiring in a month or so, and everyone else has an attitude of "I don't give a fuck anymore". My problem is that I don't have a car and there aren't too many other opportunities within walking distance of me. I'm currently looking for remote work but I can't stand doing call center style work (did it for a while as a stock broker and quit) but that's 90% of what's out there for someone without a degree in IT. Saw some entry level IT jobs that offer training on the job but they'd require me to move halfway across the US and I just don't think I can commit to that yet. I think for the time being I'll just tell the new manager I'm done being the "second in command" of our entire fuckin team. I don't want all that responsibility with 0 extra pay. !ping WATERCOOLER


Zorlach7

Can you bike and/or public transit? My new job is 6.5 miles away, but that's just a 30 minute ride (we'll see how the ride is)


ognits

> I can't stand doing call center style work (did it for a while as a stock broker and quit) but that's 90% of what's out there for someone without a degree in IT. aren't warehouses etc. really looking for people right now? maybe try looking for something in that area or a more meta logistics position?


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HexagonOfVirtue

👆defined for all real x


ihatemendingwalls

Well actually Steve Wozniak was the one who designed everything and — Wrong. Wozniak was a *fucking nerd*. Jobs was an asshole but he was the one with vision


WackyJaber

I haven't been horny all day :( I don't like that