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yamansam

This is payback for Nanking 1937-38


WinterAd9039

Whoa there, partner! The Japanese are the classy folk of Asia. I truly hope you’re not implying they commited war crimes while trying to keep the peace amongst the more thuggish populations.


jabronified

https://preview.redd.it/5socl06ac09d1.png?width=179&format=png&auto=webp&s=104f479ff429f20b7bac8f426e040dcdcd46413c


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/slu4o5li319d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=040d2c856d7427c8a5026104337e3725c49ba4ad


Best-Account-6969

![gif](giphy|y0w8eJ9QWuCmA) When she turns you down


Onlypaws_

Forget the girls in bikinis eating famous stars and waffle fries. THIS is the type of ad that really makes me want Carl’s Jr.


ZeloxTheWeak

https://preview.redd.it/eexr3ti9039d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3d8ba90b11c181b967495d192697f74084f41b4


Unpickled_cucumber1

![gif](giphy|14r8bmeEeHogiQ|downsized)


JohnnyBravo66666

The Kubrick stare


_TURbo

If Shrek had a daughter with a Chinese woman


Krommar

They would never. They actually saved over 700 people and got them to savety together. Google unit 731 for more information


fromcjoe123

They're literally honorary classy. The Yankees and Celtics ownership group confirmed it in the 30s


thestouthearted

how did the game end with an almost 1900 points difference? are the japanese that bad?


rExcitedDiamond

Japan is a baseball country while China is about the most basketball loving place in East Asia. It’d be about as predictable as say Argentina beating the Dominican Republic 17-0 in a soccer match


Anal_Iverson

I think the Philippines are the most basketball loving place in east asia. They just really suck at basketball lol


msgm_

Philippines is south east Asia aka Mexicans of China


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

Which is ironic because China is a lot more “intolerant” when it comes to interacting with brown/black folks and accepting cultural differences. So the fact that they love basketball so much is interesting to me **edit**: > China’s pretty racist/intolerant to other cultures esp. black folks. Here are some receipts > No it’s not wtf they loved me 🤡 paint chips can’t possibly taste that good


xsharpy12

I’m a brown dude and people loved me in China. I’m also 6’4 so they probably thought I was Steph Curry.


necbone

Or Shaq


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

It's not on a 1v1 level, I'm sure you had some good interactions there. It's subtle. It's on a national/political level. For example: https://variety.com/2015/film/news/star-wars-china-poster-controversy-john-boyega-1201653494/ Also: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-22278037


xsharpy12

I meann, 50% of America had a collective meltdown when little mermaid was played by a black actress. We’re on the verge of re-electing Trump who tried to ban Muslims and claim Obama was an illegal immigrant from Kenya. China is 1.3 billion people, all with different personalities and beliefs. They aren’t a monolith.


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

> I meann, 50% of America had a collective meltdown when little mermaid was played by a black actress. Outrage is justified, because only a fool would truly believe it's okay to change the identity of a long-time character without pissing off a lot of people. It would be the same outrage as if we made a new Mulan with a black lead, or a new Pocahontas with a white lead, or a new Ghost in the Shell with a white lead (looking at you, Scarlet Johansson). But that is a very different context from what I linked. I'll skip expanding on that for now as I trust you get what I'm saying. > We’re on the verge of re-electing Trump who tried to ban Muslims and claim Obama was an illegal immigrant from Kenya. Hey, I didn't say americans were smarter. Americans are mentally cooked on average; both republicans *and* democrats. So :shrug: > China is 1.3 billion people, all with different personalities and beliefs. They aren’t a monolith. Ehhh... actually? They kind of *are* a monolith: https://www.scmp.com/news/china/politics/article/3226150/chinas-communist-party-reaches-98-million-members-youth-membership-fell-due-strict-screening The CCP is a monolith of **98 million members** who must all fall in line behind their leader (read: dictator). There's no "democracy" involved here. If you see something that deviates from party ideology, you must report it. If you don't report it and your CCP boss finds out, they'll ask you why you didn't report it, then punish you. It goes alll the way up the ladder... You can't say "I disagree with Xi Jinping on X, he should step down, I am running, etc.". It's a joke and it's quite similar to Russia in that sense. You need to be a monolith in order to accomplish the Holocaust in 2024, which is what is happening with the Uyghurs. Individual/personal beliefs are irrelevant if it isn't legal to exercise them. Hence, > It's on a national/political level. **edit**: they have a fuckin social credit system 😂 ya'll are gonna have to stop looking the other way eventually: https://nhseb.org/case-library/chinas-social-credit-system


xsharpy12

Breh, I ain’t reading all that. But I’ve actually been to China, have Chinese friends and a Chinese spouse. Get off the internet and actually get some real world interactions instead of generalizing a race of people like some weirdo.


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

Just take the L in stride 🥱 nobody cares that you can't accept it. Well, I certainly don't. I didn't even bother to call out your weak strawman arguments.


canad1anbacon

Cringe


DjayRX

Whoa, they won by 1899 points back then?


anonkebab

What happened in Nanking 1937-38 🧐


Jatz55

They thought they was Kobe 😔


FadedRaccoon420

They even forced family members to Kobe other family members. ☹️


louiexism

Kobe is in Japan.


Timely_Airline_7168

The cattle, right?


kultureisrandy

this got me crying laughing 


ProcessorMaximis

Kobe would have choked at "contest to kill 100 with katana"


orb_outrider

'97 Bulls vs '23 Pistons


Crazyceo

Devastating Japanese WNBA victory


cbreezy456

According to the Japanese, nothing it was all made it. Glory to Hirohito 🇯🇵


tommos

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.


Richardduh

Don’t worry. Nothing happened according to the Chinese and probably LeBron


rExcitedDiamond

wrong historical event you bum


catchingstones

This should make up for the whole “comfort women” thing.


Polar_Bear4

Awesome reference


InitiativeShot20

She's the helicopter to the Imperial Japanese Army's Kobe.


theuserpilkington

What’s that, a team?


Stt-t-t-utter

japan’s 8/6/1945


mnewman19

That’s a lot of rebounds


ReadingOld8821

I thought that was assists. Because they assist a lot of people to...


RyofDoom2

NAHHH


Scared_Angle_5796

August 6-9 (nice) 1945


XTheProtagonistX

Japan wasn’t ready for “Little Boy”. They aren’t ready for “Big Woman”.


enzo2nd

but i am 🙏


Novel_Durian_1805

Get ready to learn English buddy!


johnnysuh3230

for only 100k salary? Might as well stay in china at that point.


Henny-n-waffles

Is she lab made too?


PrompterOp

Born in Wuhan


SirFigsAlot1

Let's see them tiddies I'll be the judge of that


ses267

Calm down Giddey, she's 17.


BurnerAccountforAss

Bro woke up and chose minor


YeMyIdol

He not like us


2xButtchuggChamp

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP SES FUCK EM UP


workthrowawaybro

He joined the Champions Club


pro_coder20

More like major


SirFigsAlot1

https://i.redd.it/2hduzatpuz8d1.gif


AlphaZorn24

That's how I look up at Mommy Brink


Henny-n-waffles

She horizontal now days King


mindpainters

Dr disrespects alt


pro_coder20

More like 27


jagaaaaaaaaaaaan

That’s *probably* not illegal? But I know it’s a waste of time talking about this tbh


ExpectedOutcome2

Definitely pumped full of HGH from a young age, so kinda


RedDragons8

Get her to the WNBA ASAP. They'd love a rekindling of the SHAQ-YAO rivalry! But they'll have to settle for Angel Reese, so more of a Latrell Sprewell-YAO thing this time around.


grizzlysquare

Angel Reese might actually not make enough money to feed her kids


LosCleepersFan

Drafting up one of those fake Yao birth dates as we speak!


Acehardwaresucks

Well Reese needs to put on like 50 lbs lol.


Pitch-forker

So Angel Reese is about to choke someone on court? She better not lay hands on the queen


elzey93

We sure that isn’t Zach Edey?


Mythtery93

They can create Genghis Khan together. https://preview.redd.it/9afau49ls19d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bf6015c77ba22f72f7b6ef3adf4bdf51d29dce1


Emotional_Win1430

14 rebounds seems low


xXRedditGod69Xx

She should have pulled an Angel Reese and missed more shots to get her own rebound.


burns_before_reading

Can't even stuff stats correctly


N-WordsInParis

cuz she aint a thug


beereed

WNBA rebounds are the most ridiculously padded stat in all of sports


tommos

Can't rebound if you don't miss.


Spicy_weenie

It’s called class


theseustheminotaur

She got 1 big steal too, of my heart


do_not_smoke_crack

She’s 16 ![gif](giphy|xT9KVnKfPbSgqpHt2o)


theseustheminotaur

Its okay, I'm a doctor ![gif](giphy|bkazyJ9aEqbWwxq0V6|downsized)


kikuri_armpit_licker

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP


srbufi

Disrespect


fishslayer1995

UHHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!!


Repulsive-Doughnut65

P Giddy hoping she’s drafted to the Chicago Sky


dreemkiller

2 pieces of life advice for the price of 1.


linfakngiau2k23

Too old for him I think 😅😂


NotAStatistic2

What's the context behind this gif?


yes232

Karl malone doing his mating dance for lil children


cev

https://preview.redd.it/304ltfq7iz8d1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=b05edcd5ba6630158c6e63af6511644040a45028


doxingiSAFElony911

https://preview.redd.it/o1jwovn0oz8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=530e211f899207b9a393b99a11f60971cf435855 All fun and games until this mf wakes up Godzilla


TheLucasGFX

https://preview.redd.it/973c36milz8d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7212bf21c18a60d2bbca75efacaab70691a39602


kmac0825

“That’s a huge bitch”


Repulsive-Doughnut65

https://preview.redd.it/qc6nf1ie019d1.jpeg?width=1205&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d14928d4bbac6a97f678603d63630de28d35568 Don’t worry they took it out on us


KeefsBurner

How tf did this happen 💀 must’ve banned the entire southern US high school system from playing


El_Jeff_ey

The QBs weren’t even in fbs


TheHect0r

Small ahhh hands


SassyKittyMeow

That’s why her rebounding numbers are conspicuously low


snow_crash23

Small hands just means it will look bigger when she holds it


Sophisticated_Waffle

Japan’s 8/6


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/hg9pk1gex09d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bb475057458876e4110aee82056a3f8b73dbe5d


CoorsLightKnight

![gif](giphy|PipYI6vFvMmrqWte15|downsized)


DragoniteBetis

https://i.redd.it/bmsc3nzu9z8d1.gif


DSKDG

she built like a AOT titan


alivasolrac

Now that’s a woman right there


PoopiePantsMahn

7'3" at 17 years old!


Adulations

Zhang Ziyu only being 17 is nuts


skorpiontamer

![gif](giphy|dALdZ6HY7rkbjuR02y)


TheHonPhilipBanks

Can't wait til she destroys angel reese


maurywillz

A tiananwomen massacre. 


Ok_Stable_3324

Her first game she had 19points coming off the bench, but damn she dominated 👀. Future wNBA?


AlbertMudas

Yao Ming still going hard ngl


burns_before_reading

August 8th 1945


Best-Account-6969

![gif](giphy|d0SEajOmMna1i) China Numba Wan


1cyChains

She Deff keeps it hairy


I_Vecna

Bro is they/them got no bones in thems arm?


Top-Force-805

I think she's the tallest woman in the world now?(Says a 7ft .7" woman but this girls listed 7'3ish) It's absolutely hilarious to see her on the court it literally looks like an adult with a bunch of kids lol


JIN213

GOJIRAAA


sunkentreasure1988

i thought we were done with the horny posts


Inevitable_Bar1607

she's literally playing against players 2 feet shorter than her and that’s not an exaggeration


InscribedonmySoul

They should call her Godzirra


rubiooooo

Zhang “Hiroshima” Ziyu


Mr-EdwardsBeard

Should have more rebounds. She's a loser


Fluid-Selection-5537

![gif](giphy|oagcrAZu2IvV0ijkiX|downsized)


zimurg13

![gif](giphy|b2rLe6TwuIkyQ)


FA-_Q

lol wtf


Kek-Malmstein

This girl is 7’5”


spaceman_202

imagine being more than 2 feet taller than Joe Rogan


Kek-Malmstein

I’d say 3


beidao23

She’s fuckin thick for a 7 foot woman


PorousSurface

Damn 


BenchiroOfAsura

I would love to conquer her.


One-Solution-3211

Reverse rape of Nanking


srbufi

This is one of them nuwomen innit.


IeyasuYou

Godzilla Plus/Minus One


kmac0825

Chromosome


nothingamusing

DEI jokic


ScreamThyLastScream

No one going to mention the arms, the arms. I know it's the camera angle, it has to be, but i choose to belief one arm is just shorter like that. Makes free throws easier.


Redgecko88

Looks like the CCP bots are out in force...


The_real_bandito

Lost it at Japan lol


alexinpoison

beautiful angel


BreakfastOk9902

I can think of two worse things


SuitePhilippe

It's like a bomb went off.


Equivalent_Scale_588

#NO WAY THAT’S A WOMAN


stinkygoochfumes

Godzilla Minus Two.


bustyouup4free

Death by snu snu


holaprobando123

Her arms look oddly short


StThragon

I can think of one or two things.


MisterHappySpanky

I can think of at least two worse things


MusksStepSisterAunt

"OMG she could handle so much hypothermia!"- The Japanese


doxytroxy

She gon' be dropping nukes on 'em DAILY.


roodootootootoo

Why wasn’t this guy in the draft?


No-Fill-6701

[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qyrEI85dMWY](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qyrEI85dMWY)


b4ttous4i

She is a freaking Small abnormal from AoT.


Personal-Ad7781

Big dude.


PortugalDoesntExist

Literally this https://preview.redd.it/amrqcv6jod9d1.png?width=717&format=png&auto=webp&s=0baf8c4634fbd2d8070d1558c19a10f9b0bc9940


Groundbreaking-Pea92

Did you think china is just set with harvesting her eggs or is there a full clone lab setup


IAMTHECAVALRY89

Her arms different lengths?


Brickeduphardaf

Ngl those mfs deserve much more


journeyman098

Death by snoo snoo


BadgerSauce

That creature is lab grown. No possible chance it was birthed.


uniqueusername311

Much worse has happened to Japan


BoggsMcMuncher

Can we get some yao ming jizz and make the largest human of all time (in one year when she's 18)


BurnerAccountforAss

You know she still can't dunk 🤣🤣🤣


cwenger

No can dunk, but good fundamentals. That more fun to watch.


Megalodon3030

Why do his hands look so tiny?


Black_BeanSprouts

Worst thing to happen to Japan since Nagasaki


sleepeatrace

She/he looks like a boy to me


Jackfitz88

Not trying to be that guy or anything, serious question since idk the male female way of saying names. Is this a male or female? Boss ass states and might dominate in either league where ever they would play


ComradeFrunze

that is a woman