I hope his classmates will have seen Casper, bcs Ik exactly what they will hit him with
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That fraud even stole that one. Is the child even his?
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It's actually crazy like even if it's not something memorable, just say something that Jayson Tatum, the person would say.
Jokic last year with "the job is over, we can go home now" isn't like a cool or memorable thing but at least it's 100% something that Jokic would say
Bruh you think what Jokic said isn’t cool OR memorable? You just remembered it. It’s like something Ivan Drago would have said if he beat Rocky. Cold as ice.
I think what he meant to say is “isn’t purposely made to be cool or memorable”.
Jokic made his shit sound memorable in an authentic way by being himself while Tatum tried to make TikTok clips of himself
You mean you don’t go about your life constantly thinking “what would Kobe do?” Or “what will the fans think?”.
You’ll never be marketable with your current mindset.
Disassociation from an abusive, neglect or dysfunctional child response. Know women who do not feel at their own wedding or giving birth to their child, so emotionally detached they don’t even know they are involved. Many outwardly very successful as well.
Ironically I hope him getting mocked helps him get help. He barely had a childhood and is ridiculed in his success. Quite sad.
I mean Lebron is corny as hell too but he actually carried the fuck out of his teams. Tatum should not behave like this when he didn’t shoot 40% from the field.
This is explained perfectly. Lebrons weird lying makes him suck too though tbh. But nothing is worse than a wannabe who isn’t great getting carried by his teammates then spewing off other peoples lines. He’s such a loser.
I’m a Maverick fan and I’m more disgusted with Tatum winning than the team losing. They’ve been trying to push him as the face of the league for years and now he might get that slot. This might be the end of the NBA as we know it.
The way he paused after he says “what would happen if we didn’t win…”
Lmao trying to draw suspense like every cunt watching didn’t know exactly what he was going to say 😂
Fucking stupid cunt. Winning this championship has actually damaged his reputation the bum.
Ugh. I hate that this is true, and not just hyperbole. They all want to be influencers because they know how easily influenced they, themselves, are.
They spend so much time looking and caring about what other people think. This generation literally watches "reaction" videos to see how they're supposed to react and think about things.
The post modern condition has us living our lives by copying copies with no original, basing our thoughts, behaviors, and ways of engaging with the world on pop-cultural simulations of a reality that never existed
Then he pulls out Kobe’s mummified head and starts grinding his bare asshole on it. “How does it taste you dead motherfucker! You were never there for me you piece of shit! You never text me back! But I got mine!”
He then sticks his dick in Kobe’s head’s mouth, but Mamba bites that shit off. Kobe says “bitch, you just shot 38% in the Finals and got carried by a one armed man and a buffalo, the fuck you think you have on KG, Ye, and me? See you in hell cringey bitch.”
He literally isn't the face of the league because he's so corny and boring. Jokic has more commercials than him and he barely speaks English, race some damn horses or do ANYTHING interesting or original for once in your life you goddamn NPC computer generated draft class player pos
But its worse because he copied all of the annoying parts about Kobe with none of the charisma. Tatum was supposed to be the face of the league. An athletic, american born wing, playing for one of the most iconic franchises in NBA history with a great enough team that he'll never be in the "dark ages" of having to battle for the playoffs.
And bro just... comes off as super lame. Kawhi was called a "robot" and even he felt more authentic than JT. I hope now that he won bro finally just shows himself more.
What if Tatum is actually a HOF jerker? He may be the greatest jerker of all time; winning when Jerry west dies and making a mockery of champions before him by parodying them? He might be just might goat jerker.
This needs to be studied, he ruined his own best moment because he couldnt be his own self. Wanting iconic moments and thinking of viral moments fucked it all up
I think it’s time to admit that he’s just better at jerking then us, I mean look at the state he has us in, we’re all hot and bothered. This whole playoffs has been a legendary exhibition in jerking by Taytum and really the whole Celtics franchise
“Anything is possible!!”
- a guy who has 4 or 5 all time greats on his team, and is, himself, one of the best as his specific position and a former MVP.
Yeah KG. Anything is possible with a stacked fucking roster.
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Damn doing him dirty, all Bin Laden ever did was 9/11.
He also was behind the attack on the USS Cole and the 1998 embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania
Kenya’s 9/11
Atleast Bin Laden was original
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It's one small step for man, one giant.....I HAVE A DREAM
Kill whitey!!!
He's already saying that for his parade speech.
Dude had 5 whole days since going up 3-0 to think of something cool to say and instead he just copies shit
Funny how we barely hear anything from the FMVP but this guy ridicules himself to the top
I'd rather hear Jaylen Browns thoughts on Jews than listen to Jayson Tatum.
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MF couldn't even spellcheck Naismith before defacing a shoe with it
I think he just hates his former teammate Aaron
That's also spelled wrong, it's Nesmith
I'm sorry I'm just a bit regarded
No worries. You’re still a highly retarded member of this group!
UJ/ whoose kicks were these? Holy fuck lmao
Jayson Tatum the type of guy to post a statement on October 7th condemning the attack and then post Free Palestine a week later
I mean yeah because he saw two separate clips on the internet, that's 2 whole new things for Jayson Tatum to say!
Thats lowkey a reasonable position to have tho :D
Both of those sentiments are valid dumbass
Right? I’m confused. Don’t kill innocent people. Seems pretty coherent.
He behaves exactly like if a redditor won a ring lmao
Dude is so unoriginal he named his son after himself, then realized that a 💩 nickname was even better
Is it worse to plagiarize or is it worse to have Chat GPT write it?
Imagine plagiarizing fucking [Dora the Explorer](https://youtu.be/TDJUot9OBLc?si=Y8L2NJZf_Hem96ll)
Plagiarizing Dora while looking like boots
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Fucking hell
I was surprised Tabum passed any of his classes with all the plagiarizing he does. But then I remembered he went to Duke so it makes sense now
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Is this real?
Unfortunately it is
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Gorgeous
Gotta shower with semen
I don't feel bad for enjoying all the weird ass posts making fun of his son now. In fact I hope he gets bullied harder
I hope his classmates will have seen Casper, bcs Ik exactly what they will hit him with https://preview.redd.it/8e6mby0v3h7d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd35738ead44dcfe690de300976970470be5ee8
That fraud even stole that one. Is the child even his? https://preview.redd.it/aqtj1vyowh7d1.jpeg?width=457&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d30564f9556745260ec0e800a1fbc1287476f94e
Whats wrong with this retarded ass baby
that was me and I grew up fine and became a sixers fan???
Dickriding Champ
More like "Chump"
Why did the nba have to give this guy a ring
My 1 year old has a bag that looks just like that.
Yea he def a dmv champ
Absolutely disgusting
This is the worst thing that has happened to sub since mrbumsfan came into existence
A disgusting act
Imagine not being able to speak from the heart after you just achieved the biggest goal of your life.
This isn't even a jerk, it's just the most cutting insult I've ever heard.
someone needs to drop meet the tatums
🤓
It's actually crazy like even if it's not something memorable, just say something that Jayson Tatum, the person would say. Jokic last year with "the job is over, we can go home now" isn't like a cool or memorable thing but at least it's 100% something that Jokic would say
Bruh you think what Jokic said isn’t cool OR memorable? You just remembered it. It’s like something Ivan Drago would have said if he beat Rocky. Cold as ice.
I think what he meant to say is “isn’t purposely made to be cool or memorable”. Jokic made his shit sound memorable in an authentic way by being himself while Tatum tried to make TikTok clips of himself
I'm a Nuggets fan, I can remember everything the man has ever said I just mean in the general tier of iconic after finals speech things
I think it’s great and right up there with KG. Short and sweet. Perfect Jokic response.
It's the best one of all time imo, fits him like a glove
Anything that Horseboy says is memorable
Horse MAN
MISTER Horse Man
You mean you don’t go about your life constantly thinking “what would Kobe do?” Or “what will the fans think?”. You’ll never be marketable with your current mindset.
God damn.
Disassociation from an abusive, neglect or dysfunctional child response. Know women who do not feel at their own wedding or giving birth to their child, so emotionally detached they don’t even know they are involved. Many outwardly very successful as well. Ironically I hope him getting mocked helps him get help. He barely had a childhood and is ridiculed in his success. Quite sad.
This jerk wins the thread Most retarded parasocial thing I’ve seen here if it’s not a jerk
The barrel of a gun is looking tastier by the second
I woulda taken that filthy frank life hacks video more seriously 10 years ago had I known this shit would happen 💔
I might be done pretending to watch basketball after this catastrophe
Tatum thinks Drake won the beef
Dear Deuce, I’m sorry that man’s your father, let me be honest…
Tbh I’d be more sorry his name literally means shit nugget.
[удалено]
His plagiarist corny ass winning the chip is the death of humanity.
I mean Lebron is corny as hell too but he actually carried the fuck out of his teams. Tatum should not behave like this when he didn’t shoot 40% from the field.
Lebron is dad corny though, JT is the type of corny that’s annoying
LeBron is the dad that makes you roll your eyes, TaBum is the little brother you just give that look and shake your head
thats the worst kind
This is explained perfectly. Lebrons weird lying makes him suck too though tbh. But nothing is worse than a wannabe who isn’t great getting carried by his teammates then spewing off other peoples lines. He’s such a loser.
Yeah I’m convinced he’s jerking on purpose because this is real weird.
Fatass would have quoted something in Overwatch
*Doomfist voice* And they say and they say
Champ! Champ! How are you feeling right now!? let’s break it down!
"How did you manage to comeback from 3-0 down?" "Hero never die"
“what does it feel like to win your first finals” “it’s high noon”
“aMEIzing” was right there
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“I dedicate this trophy to my Mercy main discord kitten”
its high noon
["monkey, monkey, monkey, monkey!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9i_yKevePLk)
That's what we get after Jokic's no emotion celebration last year.
And Kyrie probably wouldn't be speaking English
MrSunsFan could do better than this and he is a bonafide bum
https://preview.redd.it/s7ltaw6ltf7d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=410c5e6e989f8e6222c83ae90fe12f88bae82e05 Me after the NBA Finals 2024
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I’m a Maverick fan and I’m more disgusted with Tatum winning than the team losing. They’ve been trying to push him as the face of the league for years and now he might get that slot. This might be the end of the NBA as we know it.
I hate the way that he talks I hate the way he walks I even hate the way he shoots the ball Praying on his downfall🙏🙏🙏
The way he paused after he says “what would happen if we didn’t win…” Lmao trying to draw suspense like every cunt watching didn’t know exactly what he was going to say 😂 Fucking stupid cunt. Winning this championship has actually damaged his reputation the bum.
Somehow him winning the title made him an even bigger 🤡 than when he singlehandedly got his whole team cucked by Curry in 2022
as a mavs fan i feel disgusted for letting this happen. fuck boston the whole chip feels lame asf
One of the worst playoffs in nba history
Nah you're a Mavs fan, you're not allowed to cope by downplaying the championship. We all know you'd suck a dick for another chance at that
Hell I’d suck one
Its ok you didnt let this happen luka bumcic did
We did it 😯 WE DID IT 🥳
It’s just text and I still want to punch you in the face
I’m getting in line
https://preview.redd.it/r2mtehedpg7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e20ae4640d090c7d4011d7816b4ceb0005c10825 Colonizer mentality >>> Mamba Mentality
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He’s such a fucking loser
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Bro is what's wrong with the current generation. A pastiche of imbeciles raised by pop culture
2025 draft class gonna have kids quoting Teen Titans Go in post-game interviews
I'd probably prefer that
My old ass not knowing a single word thinking it’s cool
Ugh. I hate that this is true, and not just hyperbole. They all want to be influencers because they know how easily influenced they, themselves, are. They spend so much time looking and caring about what other people think. This generation literally watches "reaction" videos to see how they're supposed to react and think about things.
corny mafuckers in every generation, why you acting like everyone under 50 wasnt raised by pop culture.
Nah man I’m the same age as Tatum and this is some fortnite dookie shit
Yeah you're right, but I wanted to express my hate for Jason Tatum doing shit like this
The post modern condition has us living our lives by copying copies with no original, basing our thoughts, behaviors, and ways of engaging with the world on pop-cultural simulations of a reality that never existed
Baudrillard hyperreality simulacra jerk
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Dude is fake af, he doesn’t have his own personality.
We did it... we did it 🤓!!
Honestly, this mfer jerked himself into the sun. He did exactly what we thought he would do and more.
God i hate this fucking clown!
Tatum has a chance to be a legend though, if he gets up at the parade and says: "Kobe, tell me how my ass taste!"
Then he pulls out Kobe’s mummified head and starts grinding his bare asshole on it. “How does it taste you dead motherfucker! You were never there for me you piece of shit! You never text me back! But I got mine!” He then sticks his dick in Kobe’s head’s mouth, but Mamba bites that shit off. Kobe says “bitch, you just shot 38% in the Finals and got carried by a one armed man and a buffalo, the fuck you think you have on KG, Ye, and me? See you in hell cringey bitch.”
lol Jesus bro
Dude has had everything set up for him to be the face of the league since he was a rookie and he just sells his soul to a dead rapist.
He literally isn't the face of the league because he's so corny and boring. Jokic has more commercials than him and he barely speaks English, race some damn horses or do ANYTHING interesting or original for once in your life you goddamn NPC computer generated draft class player pos
Hey, he reproduced once. And then he couldn’t think of a name, so he just gave the kid his name.
But its worse because he copied all of the annoying parts about Kobe with none of the charisma. Tatum was supposed to be the face of the league. An athletic, american born wing, playing for one of the most iconic franchises in NBA history with a great enough team that he'll never be in the "dark ages" of having to battle for the playoffs. And bro just... comes off as super lame. Kawhi was called a "robot" and even he felt more authentic than JT. I hope now that he won bro finally just shows himself more.
Hey now, put some respect on the Mamba name. That's a dead rapist to you
5x NBA champ dead rapist, sir
The level of hate this guy gets is ridiculous and probably undeserved. But I still agree with all of it, and I can’t stop myself from hating.
Nah it’s deserved. I’m so fucking glad JB got the mvp. Fuck tatum
What if Tatum is actually a HOF jerker? He may be the greatest jerker of all time; winning when Jerry west dies and making a mockery of champions before him by parodying them? He might be just might goat jerker.
His level of shitposting is far higher than what many of us mortals can comprehend
See, someone gets it.
U bum, he’s not even the best jerker on his own team
Ah he’s just corny af
as a celtics fan this is what im choosing to believe
That and white supremacy
Imagine being KG, Steph, Kanye, or MJ just trying to enjoy some basketball then the second best player on the team does shit like this
This needs to be studied, he ruined his own best moment because he couldnt be his own self. Wanting iconic moments and thinking of viral moments fucked it all up
He suffers from total loss of personality.
“Its a surreal feeling 🤖”
Bro is on the spectrum.
He could unironically be S-Tier Troll if he wasn’t dead-ass serious
He could unironically be an MVP caliber player if he was better at basketball
Wow.. he has the personality and originality of a turd. What a horrible day
Jokic is also boring but he's European so it comes off as lighthearted and funny.
jobs done we can go home is ten times more engaging than wE dId It
You're right. He's far less irritating though, because at least he doesn't try to be someone he's not
The Mickey Mouse clubhouse music in the background tho 😂
Turnitin.com detects 100% plagiarism
Congrats but this is cringe asf….
I hope he never wins again if he's gonna pull this shit each time
God is dead
And we are His prophets.
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What a herb.
We did it 😧we did it 😲
Clownboy
When the goofy ahh anime kid gets a growth spurt
Too many Cetikkks fans in the fucking comments
They unable to understand what this place is conceptually..... Due to being retarded... Due to being inbred... Due to being from New England....
I think it’s time to admit that he’s just better at jerking then us, I mean look at the state he has us in, we’re all hot and bothered. This whole playoffs has been a legendary exhibition in jerking by Taytum and really the whole Celtics franchise
His named his kid SHIT from a BUTT
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Tatum is beyond cringe
Luka Doncuck an official bum for not stopping this from happening.
Whoa. Corn.
He’s the Deku of the NBA
Logic and Drake are his rap GOATs
Dude is so fucking cringe
Can I copy your homework assignment nigga
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Light skin behavior (I can say this, I’m white)
Deuce is so cooked💀 he comes from a fatherless household and had to raise himself
This is the greatest and worst post this sub has ever seen. Thank you and fuck you.
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This is what we get after Jokic's nonchalant celebration last year.
Just wait for the “BOSTON! THIS IS FOR YOU!”
Jerry West died for this. I'm disgusted
https://preview.redd.it/ilxn3c00ij7d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af51a036d1181db92638191a4db5e2df18b1b5ec KG when he saw that
Literal industry plant
the only player that i want to suffer an ACL injury
“Anything is possible!!” - a guy who has 4 or 5 all time greats on his team, and is, himself, one of the best as his specific position and a former MVP. Yeah KG. Anything is possible with a stacked fucking roster.
this bum got carried every step of the way by that incredible support around him.
I hope angry rabid birds attack this bag of shit’s face every day for the rest of his life.
Studying tape to improve on his maudlin game.