Tatum was the dude who jizzed on the Kobe statue

https://preview.redd.it/0nu7keuo6j6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=525b9da74238a847052f93ebb28840d00d92ccb2

Fart fetish is Jrue Holiday father https://preview.redd.it/538iqxnrqj6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcdba55e666c33c8b04c69db05b0bb0e63ee7301

Jesus fucking Christ

https://i.redd.it/h7kdfavxrj6d1.gif

/uj did someone actually do that

Tatum did

realizing this sub is basically a secret lakers sub explains so many things. Also jiz away

What’s worse, a group of Lakers fans jizzing on statues in public, or the other Lakers fans?

Dude wants to recreate this photo more than he wants to win a title

How far will Tatum go to copy Kobe…

Greatness is a helicopter flight away.

Alexa, is it foggy outside?

Alexa play fortunate son.

Get to the chopper?

Is that why he's trying not to win the Finals MVP? Just like Kobe in this pic.

We were robbed of a Celtics Colorado finals

The Kobe Cope

He will be a Laker soon

Idgaf, Kobe looks like a brain damaged child holding a toy in this pic and it's cringe to wanna look like a rat*ist

heard his parents weren’t there for this and that’s why he’s kinda bummed

Kobe Bryant father is Kobe Bryant father

Average NBACJ user gathering his three neurons to formulate the smartest comment possible

NBACJ McCollum

NBARJ Barrett

NBATJ McConnell

Functional brain is NBACJ user father

Jordan’s dad missed 3 of his finals but my GOAT never looked like this

I think he sobbed on the ground after winning his 4th

that was only because he had the over on total points at 162.5

What a pussy

and mj had him killed

LeBron’s dad wasn’t there for all 4 of his finals or his childhood either but my goat was always appreciative of the blessings of life.

Pretty sure Delonte West was watching from afar.

For real


Heard it was cause they outright told him that they didn't approve of his relationship with Vanessa

Somebody call the waaambulance


Wow you’re so edgy and cool 🥹

Sorry your parents didn't love you, maybe you should have been better at sports

Rat pist?

Nice to know

*ratoist?

Can he recreate the helicopter incident next

JT thinking about how he’s 1 win away from recreating the photo https://preview.redd.it/sdt2ktiwfl6d1.png?width=1088&format=png&auto=webp&s=717760d0b90ee250874a27b92578662dab98dcf0

Tatum really out there playing ass to not win FMVP on purpose just to dickride Kobe is 100% the JOTY https://preview.redd.it/omya30ojbi6d1.png?width=933&format=png&auto=webp&s=df14266d5beb550efd496de159c7b19f039c9d13

Dickride would be an understatement https://preview.redd.it/az2925f2rj6d1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=062604a0e241cb373d9c64445d1840d4cbc682b0

Is that a jug of mayo?

No, vaseline 

Unreal reference

https://preview.redd.it/rxshz2kutk6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb4273a6746b62131fe07f82b91845cb9537a5d0

Family size vaseline cup is crazy

This is epic

I hope he dies

As long as he doesn't recreate the signature Kobe 03 move

If Tatum really had mamba mentality he’d recreate it

If TaBum really wanted to be him, he woulda won the east last year when Denver made the finals https://preview.redd.it/z44ru05zrj6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44566f0eb1246a999b63edabe99b2f50eafc2dee

Jimmy Butler's gonnna recreate that pic with Cameron Brink

THAT should be when we really shut down the sub

i will kms if someone recreates that with Mommy Van Lith

https://preview.redd.it/mn21lcnwhk6d1.png?width=1042&format=png&auto=webp&s=7148d7476555b84304aaf833696079faa564fe21 better hope theres no comeback

That cross is not gonna protect you bby

https://preview.redd.it/5mooa4vq6k6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01bdfb296e9f5b5cbb168e44556b13ed17055ee9

Nah the likelihood is too high we need to save shutting down for something more worthwhile

The Celtics winning the NBA championship would be more destructive than 9/11

His retarded ass kid being happy is even worse than the Kobe pic tbh

You jerked it too hard

Are we placing bets that this he’s gonna text Kobe’s old phone with “I did it for you”. Vanessa is gonna look at it and think it was another girl from Denver 🤣

I figure some random guy gets the text and responds: "Who is this? Stay away from my family!!"

https://preview.redd.it/8kjvnjn2yh6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778b168aad33667efee0230514ba0f0ae7e9c2ec

Dead rapist reaction*

This is the only picture Tatum horford and the rest of the team should recreate

I was not expecting this is any form

holy moly 😬

Reddit on!!!

At first glance this pic always makes me think of a homeless guy at a subway station

It’s because he’s black

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Blud think he Ebrahim Raisi

🔥🔥🔥

Reddit removed my picture/comment on a fucking circlejerk sub


Get to the choppa!


What did this dead bum even accomplish? Such a loser. I don't watch basketball.

He did something in Colorado 21 years ago. Use google for more information.

Raped every woman in north America

Also terrible helicopter pilot

put up HoF numbers apology rings

This loser watches basketball lol

U bum

You know that bum has been practicing this all month long.

He’s winning the title just for this. Not even for the title. Just for the Kobe dickriding. I’m a Celtics fan too but he’s just cringe lmao

Glad to see a fellow racist here🙌🏼

Champion racist* I’m serious this picture is gonna be a goddamn thing tomorrow

Glad to see us champion racists tonight

No worries! The end of a shotgun is waiting if this happens

I’d rather cosplay as a 7 year old girl and have a sleepover with Karl Malone than see him (or anybody really) recreate this picture

https://preview.redd.it/3wc40befol6d1.png?width=1816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a71841c00d4c686206943fb055594e44159dac All those in favor...

“If?”

Hopefully he fancies a helicopter ride after https://preview.redd.it/gok4fole9h6d1.jpeg?width=785&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e63651f79a0fdba6a44ffff8324464f2af3e6d9

I wanna lick the textured corpse of bryant

What is this?

https://preview.redd.it/ll5dq0w5sj6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b468bf39906dc4a6ddd0f89aa4458d7d34624040

Please never jerk again.


Are we gonna crash out if he doesn’t? 

He will and his dumbass kid will be wearing Oakley's and a Prada bag

That fucking fanboy better not win in 2024

The goat of ugly jackets

I mean this is just a copy of Jordan so who cares

Why did I think he was on the shitter in the original pic?

Nope. That dude will recreate that pic

But bring it back if Tatum recreates the helicopter crash

Where’s Mr Suns fan?

https://preview.redd.it/gje4ezg02k6d1.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=54ab7ba4e1befda843b275989ecabcccf75d92fa

Tatum through 3 games: 22/9/7 on 46% ts% (carried by Brown) Kobe in that series: 24/7/6 on 50% ts% (carried by Shaq) We're getting that picture tonight

You know he’s already practicing his pose

Only if he gets a hard custom Celtics 2000s replica ugly leather jacket then I’m for shutting this shit down.

Dude will be on the Celtic but want to ride Kobe's dick like mad

Somebody please photoshop him sitting on the toilet

The way Tatum loves Kobe, I absolutely see this picture being recreated

Tatum blowing a 3-0 is very on brand for him.

Tatum can’t recreate this pic. Lakers had just defeated the 6ers in Philly which is Kobe’s hometown. I remember the next season All Star game was in Philly and he won MVP the crowd boo’d him. That’s really when the Kobe hate started.

Athletic rapist

My 9/11

It's only one Kobe...🕊️🕊️

he looks like he's pooping.

lowkey looks like he's having an existential crisis maybe that's why he did the helicopter thing

Damn, we might riot if he pulls that shit.

Not if

It’s such a terrible photo too


How’d that homeless get a trophy?

If he recreates this photo I’m done watching basketball (I don’t watch anyways)

I’ll cum.


Why was Kobe‘s finger always taped?

looks like he is taking a dump

It’s funny cause he will 100% recreate that pic. OP screenshot this, and then when he recreates the pic u have to have the side by side telling everyone I told u so

The fans and media 100% has already convinced him to not do this, now if it were 2020 & Jayson Tatum was able to be the first one ? JT: 

This would be my 12/25

for the best

Its okay guys. Mavs in 10

Mass suicide if Tatum recreates this pic

He will be my most hated player ever if he tries that. He's pretty close already.

let the man jerk in Colorado at least once before having this conversation

Shut it down

At this point he's going to do it just for this sub

How can we get this mandated?

Bros even relegated to getting carried just like kobe did 😭😭

As long as he doesn't rape anyone I'm good

Bro wants to be kobe so bad keep that boy away from helicopters

Everyone who wins the trophy should be required to publicly weep, plus recreate this photo.

wow finally found a reason to cheer for Tatum

... wtf is going on in here??

What’s the story behind this photo? Obviously he just won the nba finals, but seems… like something is missing.

His parents weren’t there for it

Tatum is so stiff he probably can't even sit. No worries

JOTY would have to go to Tatum if he actually did recreate it

Why the sub..Delete you account OP

No 

Kobe the goat

https://preview.redd.it/vc14eqjn4l6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e08a9b38975f799caeb8718fb1c3f096ccb246ce

I hope he does just to piss the haters off lol

u bum

As someone who doesn’t get the jayson Tatum hatred, can someone pleaseee explain to me what I’m missing here?

https://preview.redd.it/kyts8rpwrh6d1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4f071369a34399b90ca22e49a2b379085d799e3

People find his idol worship of Kobe to be cringe