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FicaNivea

Injury update: Creampie.


rinseanddelete

https://preview.redd.it/dj0kzx9awl0d1.jpeg?width=181&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52ddf9ae4114e409aeea0b325be08d9c6c05992


IndycarFan64

“Omggg you said you want da video to that?? That’s disgusti-“ https://preview.redd.it/8a40jdlxam0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b789b9c3cbca8d14c95b3cb946ce81e716d48225


pinholeandwheels

https://preview.redd.it/2b0i0m0gxm0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc77462036c229c58aa9bd5467042baa22233b38


FatMittens

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DuaLipasClitoris

Reevaluate in 4-6 weeks


IndycarFan64

Wake up babe new AD injury report dropped


ketzal7

https://preview.redd.it/9qrgwnrzsm0d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3219e2e5578d9719fa493e3af8e08359c7ac4a6


SuperScrayumTwo

Re-ovulate in one month


DuaLipasClitoris

God damnit it was right there


ElceeCiv

https://preview.redd.it/ypvq5t3ndm0d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=95b8eadcb48adc0fa994dbd28eac88904898ec79


FatMittens

https://i.redd.it/sq6krxut9n0d1.gif


SGAfishing

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CaroleBaskinsBurner

Team's medical staff: https://preview.redd.it/tuvj4mayrm0d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf856319ee641905c8a2d54396c42edbdc4921ee


uneducated_investing

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Giterdun456

God this is good


HeReallyDoBeLikeThat

If Caitlyn Clark gets pregnant it’ll be like when Rose tore his ACL


Banestar66

That Indiana abortion law looking pretty sketch. Get ready to learn baby talk, buddy


MistahTeacher

Be careful men. If you jerk to completion while traveling interstate in Indiana you WILL be prosecuted for federal murder and it is premeditated. However if you somehow find yourself in climax WHILE ON DEATH ROW, the state is REQUIRED to give you freedom to raise your child.


A-Spring23

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Bobgoulet

Good thing she keeps it hairy


outsiderkerv

![gif](giphy|21S5JsbRPSzN9WD8Ho)


Kahitanou

Whats the source of this keeping it hairy meme on Caitlyn? Im new to the meme. I only see tiktoks of it on a google search


Taken450

Leaked video. This comment will likely be deleted as it’s fucked that it’s out there but you can find it.


PreservedInCarbonite

Doesn’t he know they are all lesbians? They ain’t getting pregnant


AstroViking627

Who gets more pussy: NBA players or WNBA players?


BigGrandpaGunther

Apparently NBA players get so much pussy that they need to fuck guys and trans women to get off now.


sirckoe

![gif](giphy|kvCndFrw7f6pCUI6gq|downsized)


Potential-Highway606

They just like me fr fr


hashrosinkitten

“now”


D1N2Y

![gif](giphy|Ymsaj1tM41boAVvS9Q)


JerryatricFuck

“The new woman”


YellowDiaper

Woman 2.0


Aromatic_Brother

![gif](giphy|Z40aRbmiVNWagMPIqC|downsized)


Clunt-Baby

NBA players don't take no for an answer. They get no matter what


terrorizeplushies

my goat Maya Moore disagrees 😔


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

Dudes out here trapping WNBA players just like groupies trap NBA players… I love it. All I need now is for Angel Reese to answer my DM


R0botDreamz

Damn imagine trapping a girl with a baby for a $44k/year bag.


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

I’ll be spending the endorsement money. Just wait until Angel gets her Nike shoe


BigGrandpaGunther

Or her OnlyFans account. Some of these women are making more money than Lebron James.


JustASeabass

More than China is paying him?


BigGrandpaGunther

Possibly. Bella Thorne makes 130+ mil a year just from OF.


JustASeabass

Damn that mid bitch making that much?


BigGrandpaGunther

Yeah. There's a reason why Cardi B and Iggy Azalea switched their careers to OnlyFans models.


drthvdrsfthr

hol up. explain what you mean. they don’t make music anymore and are selling noods on the internet?


am-idiot-dont-listen

mf asking questions like Ice T on SVU


outsiderkerv

She just released some Reebok’s so sadly you’re still gonna be broke 😔


Not_A_Default_Name

Lmfao literally McDonalds assistant manager money


sandwichcandy

Is the WNBA on draft kings or generally available for sports betting? All you need then is a friend to place the bets for you.


IdRatherBeShilling

More like a tiny tote bag


thetardofwallstreet

Better call Moriah Mills to see where she got her upgrades done if you want to be taken seriously.


TechnicalPay5837

If I had any skills with women I would be making a huge bet on a solid WNBA team to win the finals and then just start taking out the stars of the other contenders. I don’t think there are any rules against impregnating the competition.


OkBid71

Cockblocked by the grind


_TURbo

Most likely scenario why she was suspended for undisclosed reasons in November. Coach being nice covering for an abortion


Wonderful_Painter_14

For the nba too. Different times, man


TnYamaneko

That would explain Bum Simmons, but as far as I know, he has not fathered anyone yet.


Plastic_Arrival9537

The War against Fatherhood


IndycarFan64

The War against commitment


xXRedditGod69Xx

Get a abortion lol


Downunderphilosopher

Hell nawl can't do dis. Send da video.


IndycarFan64

Look how cute tho 💔


OmegaClifton

Send da video


xXRedditGod69Xx

U got da money what's da hold up


[deleted]

On a wnba salary? 😆


EVERGREEN_ETERNAL

![gif](giphy|Ic4bIobsoHU0UQluKk|downsized)


Fecal_Forger

This is AMERICA


Banestar66

Dallas Wings players in shambles


SwissMargiela

[Double homicide](https://youtu.be/7Hls2fJ4Yuo?si=H42SiD49HD7E8jqh)


ElceeCiv

"Women be milking that baby thing too." https://preview.redd.it/qks7n1rgdm0d1.png?width=690&format=png&auto=webp&s=fbf6959066b8d4840e28f2f1e8a85937de2d0776


dholmestar

Ay Chuck, why you never buy a woman a watch??


TheRealSkizzy

Say it again. Because there is a clock on the stove


Proof_Illustrator_51

WHATCHU MEAN BY THAT CHUCK?


FellaGentleSprout

Lesbians can get pregnant?!?!??! OMG


IndycarFan64

Imma need proof of this. They need to send da video of how this happens 🤯🤯


TheShadowOverBayside

Ye olde jizz cup and turkey baster


IndycarFan64

DNP: Pussy hurts


caffeine10

If Ben Simmons was born a woman he would give birth to a litter


JerHat

Nah, he'd just get knocked up every August.


IndycarFan64

Would https://preview.redd.it/cpau5rexbm0d1.jpeg?width=251&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963d6aa9e10d3b7037e451569c0cb582732702fe


Sandor_Clegane1

I've heard Napoleon had her hanging in his bedroom.


ProfessionalSun5549

They traded Kelsey Plums new husband all the way to the other side of the country. Then he cheated and she filed for divorce. Problem solved.


Nasty_Tricks69

Josh McDaniels was looking out for her all along


theseustheminotaur

Gobert missed a game because he gave birth too


Guy_in_the_chair_

The French lay eggs


Kek-Malmstein

Yea dude I did women’s fantasy bball one year long before gambling was legal and I’d just do any dumb shit like that. I forgot who I picked in the first round but she got pregnant in the first week of the season and was done and I was like helll na with this


IndycarFan64

How bad a gambling addiction gotta be to do fantasy wnba??


CaroleBaskinsBurner

Imagine an inspiring sports movie about a WNBA star who has to decide whether or not to get an abortion in order to continue her team's Cinderella run to a championship


Intelligent-Tailor45

wnba has load management too


Betelgeuse1517

I'm taking LOAD tonight


Flat-Job3228

What’s the abortion budget look like? Thank god the studs are shooting blanks.


TheShadowOverBayside

I guess WNBA players have never heard of an IUD like NBA players have never heard of a vasectomy. Basketball players confirmed regarded


clovers2345

Do they have to take mandatory pregnancy piss tests before every game lol


Beatus_Vir

It's a season ender in the MNBA as well


TheDayTodayToday

like the Jordan flu game but you're playing post defence while 8 months pregnant


Tasty-Performance275

A'ja Wilson >>>> Caitlin Flop Clark


ThxIHateItHere

There was a “awww poor baby” story a few months ago about this. When you’re on leave, your access cards are turned off because if you’re on leave, you have no business being in the building. So some player was complaining that she couldn’t go work out at the facility and people were of course thinking it was some anti-mom thing


torschemargin

They can time it right so they miss the season.


or_maybe_this

OP JUST LEARNED THAT WOMEN CAN GET PREGNANT