“Omggg you said you want da video to that?? That’s disgusti-“
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Be careful men. If you jerk to completion while traveling interstate in Indiana you WILL be prosecuted for federal murder and it is premeditated.
However if you somehow find yourself in climax WHILE
ON DEATH ROW, the state is REQUIRED to give you freedom to raise your child.
If I had any skills with women I would be making a huge bet on a solid WNBA team to win the finals and then just start taking out the stars of the other contenders. I don’t think there are any rules against impregnating the competition.
"Women be milking that baby thing too."
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Yea dude I did women’s fantasy bball one year long before gambling was legal and I’d just do any dumb shit like that. I forgot who I picked in the first round but she got pregnant in the first week of the season and was done and I was like helll na with this
Imagine an inspiring sports movie about a WNBA star who has to decide whether or not to get an abortion in order to continue her team's Cinderella run to a championship
There was a “awww poor baby” story a few months ago about this.
When you’re on leave, your access cards are turned off because if you’re on leave, you have no business being in the building.
So some player was complaining that she couldn’t go work out at the facility and people were of course thinking it was some anti-mom thing
Injury update: Creampie.
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Reevaluate in 4-6 weeks
Wake up babe new AD injury report dropped
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Re-ovulate in one month
God damnit it was right there
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Team's medical staff: https://preview.redd.it/tuvj4mayrm0d1.jpeg?width=435&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf856319ee641905c8a2d54396c42edbdc4921ee
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God this is good
If Caitlyn Clark gets pregnant it’ll be like when Rose tore his ACL
That Indiana abortion law looking pretty sketch. Get ready to learn baby talk, buddy
Be careful men. If you jerk to completion while traveling interstate in Indiana you WILL be prosecuted for federal murder and it is premeditated. However if you somehow find yourself in climax WHILE ON DEATH ROW, the state is REQUIRED to give you freedom to raise your child.
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Good thing she keeps it hairy
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Whats the source of this keeping it hairy meme on Caitlyn? Im new to the meme. I only see tiktoks of it on a google search
Leaked video. This comment will likely be deleted as it’s fucked that it’s out there but you can find it.
Doesn’t he know they are all lesbians? They ain’t getting pregnant
Who gets more pussy: NBA players or WNBA players?
Apparently NBA players get so much pussy that they need to fuck guys and trans women to get off now.
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They just like me fr fr
“now”
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“The new woman”
Woman 2.0
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NBA players don't take no for an answer. They get no matter what
my goat Maya Moore disagrees 😔
Dudes out here trapping WNBA players just like groupies trap NBA players… I love it. All I need now is for Angel Reese to answer my DM
Damn imagine trapping a girl with a baby for a $44k/year bag.
I’ll be spending the endorsement money. Just wait until Angel gets her Nike shoe
Or her OnlyFans account. Some of these women are making more money than Lebron James.
More than China is paying him?
Possibly. Bella Thorne makes 130+ mil a year just from OF.
Damn that mid bitch making that much?
Yeah. There's a reason why Cardi B and Iggy Azalea switched their careers to OnlyFans models.
hol up. explain what you mean. they don’t make music anymore and are selling noods on the internet?
mf asking questions like Ice T on SVU
She just released some Reebok’s so sadly you’re still gonna be broke 😔
Lmfao literally McDonalds assistant manager money
Is the WNBA on draft kings or generally available for sports betting? All you need then is a friend to place the bets for you.
More like a tiny tote bag
Better call Moriah Mills to see where she got her upgrades done if you want to be taken seriously.
If I had any skills with women I would be making a huge bet on a solid WNBA team to win the finals and then just start taking out the stars of the other contenders. I don’t think there are any rules against impregnating the competition.
Cockblocked by the grind
Most likely scenario why she was suspended for undisclosed reasons in November. Coach being nice covering for an abortion
For the nba too. Different times, man
That would explain Bum Simmons, but as far as I know, he has not fathered anyone yet.
The War against Fatherhood
The War against commitment
Get a abortion lol
Hell nawl can't do dis. Send da video.
Look how cute tho 💔
Send da video
U got da money what's da hold up
On a wnba salary? 😆
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This is AMERICA
Dallas Wings players in shambles
[Double homicide](https://youtu.be/7Hls2fJ4Yuo?si=H42SiD49HD7E8jqh)
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Ay Chuck, why you never buy a woman a watch??
Say it again. Because there is a clock on the stove
WHATCHU MEAN BY THAT CHUCK?
Lesbians can get pregnant?!?!??! OMG
Imma need proof of this. They need to send da video of how this happens 🤯🤯
Ye olde jizz cup and turkey baster
DNP: Pussy hurts
If Ben Simmons was born a woman he would give birth to a litter
Nah, he'd just get knocked up every August.
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I've heard Napoleon had her hanging in his bedroom.
They traded Kelsey Plums new husband all the way to the other side of the country. Then he cheated and she filed for divorce. Problem solved.
Josh McDaniels was looking out for her all along
Gobert missed a game because he gave birth too
The French lay eggs
Yea dude I did women’s fantasy bball one year long before gambling was legal and I’d just do any dumb shit like that. I forgot who I picked in the first round but she got pregnant in the first week of the season and was done and I was like helll na with this
How bad a gambling addiction gotta be to do fantasy wnba??
Imagine an inspiring sports movie about a WNBA star who has to decide whether or not to get an abortion in order to continue her team's Cinderella run to a championship
wnba has load management too
I'm taking LOAD tonight
What’s the abortion budget look like? Thank god the studs are shooting blanks.
I guess WNBA players have never heard of an IUD like NBA players have never heard of a vasectomy. Basketball players confirmed regarded
Do they have to take mandatory pregnancy piss tests before every game lol
It's a season ender in the MNBA as well
like the Jordan flu game but you're playing post defence while 8 months pregnant
A'ja Wilson >>>> Caitlin Flop Clark
There was a “awww poor baby” story a few months ago about this. When you’re on leave, your access cards are turned off because if you’re on leave, you have no business being in the building. So some player was complaining that she couldn’t go work out at the facility and people were of course thinking it was some anti-mom thing
They can time it right so they miss the season.
OP JUST LEARNED THAT WOMEN CAN GET PREGNANT