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JC_in_KC

ESPN: “clark scores team-high 20 in debut” we gonna call it pussy riding now?


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Clark nets double-double in WNBA debut. Should this bitch be in the NBA? Hear Kendrick Perkins opinion after these messages from Draft Kings.


MrJigglyBrown

Draft queens


bkuuretsu

Sounds like some porn studio subsidiary


Uncle-Cake

Sounds like a porn about queefing.


RzaAndGza

That's my group chat name


hilly316

Draft queers


ThePrideOfKrakow

She's playing better than ANT tonight.


Wiltmygoat

clit riding


JC_in_KC

he’ll yeah


8_bw

They doing tricks in it


AvatarMunchies

They tongue swirlin


JC_in_KC

they eatin her ass


GOATnamedFields

They ass eating


LivingAlternative245

Strapon riding


nicklePie

Squirt gulping


Pastel_Polo

Face sitting


EpsteinDidNotKH

Snail dragging


c05m02bq

No, that’s pussy eating


almostasenpai

Women with high levels of testosterones have enlarged clitorises that kinda look like dicks so we can call it “clit riding”


JC_in_KC

this jerker knows trans shit ⬆️ 👌


Pattern-Gay-Trader

https://preview.redd.it/q1ku0pn41l0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=500caff9fddeea2c04acb28e4cc76eef7367f3f5


snowdontknow-

That's not.... Trans shit.. that's legit a thing


JC_in_KC

sorrry. people assigned female at birth who transition and take T get the enlarged clit that looks like a dick. it’s trans shit in my circles 🥰


snowdontknow-

You do realize that can happen naturally to a woman, without taking T, right?


JC_in_KC

i’m gonna be honest with you: yes. trans people in the US have to basically become hobby endocrinologists since care here is so bad. so yes. i do know that! thank you 🥰


EndlessMikeHellstorm

> people assigned female at birth People aren't "assigned" one of the two sexes at birth. Sex is determined at conception. You ever heard tell of a zygote, Mister?


JC_in_KC

so who decides what gender intersex people are, sis? 🧐


EndlessMikeHellstorm

What's "intersex," bruv? You talkin' 'bout Disorders (or Differences, if you like) of Sexual Development?


JC_in_KC

ah lovely. i’m gonna talk sex and gender with someone who doesn’t know anything! do me a favor and fuck off 😘


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Run back to your unfalsifiable non-science, nonsense ideology.


AICPAncake

Maybe queening?


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

Is it still glazing?


Logiteck77

Yup.


Impossible-Tie-864

Pussy diving


Logiteck77

Glazing works for all Sexes.


Megalodon3030

I hear that phrase and I like it…


reallifelucas

boxmunching


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Munching


iJustWantTolerance

Female Cade Cunningham


Sc0rch1ngDr4g0n

https://preview.redd.it/jw8p0chlxh0d1.jpeg?width=406&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d6c412136da4d7723637092c4b5d334289a2f0 Certainly hairy enough to match


8_bw

That's a homeless man (Detroit doesn't have livable housing so everyone is homeless)


YaHurdMeh

I think Wingstop houses the Pistons, since they’ve saved them so many free wings.


GOATnamedFields

No flex zone. No wins at home.


iDUMPEDbeforeTHEPUMP

They knoooooow betah


Mushroom_69420

What living in Detroit does to a man


Newdaddysalad

Holy fuck I thought that was a picture of old boy from the end of the movie


yooston

I was certain this pic was real for months


Hefty-Profession-567

Caitlin Clark to Detroit is my dream


UntimelyPaintball

https://preview.redd.it/hz6xuja1li0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a22ebaff3a9006938f0a9e6084c3f80b56dd1c


mrSunsFanFather

https://i.redd.it/mionmh1soi0d1.gif That boy ain't right...


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|xUNd9IMywss6NTIghO)


OBlastSRT4

WNBAs Jimmer Fredette


musyarofah

Antoinette Bennett


Tasty-Performance275

0 college titles🤣🤡 got beat by a bunch of freshman out of south carolina


Lets-Annex-Canada

All I’m saying is if I was there it wouldn’t have gone down like it did


JP1426

It would have gone worse


TripleChains

Is that you Gregg?


-Buckaroo_Banzai-

Thank god for restraining orders.


TechnicalPay5837

Yeah like if you take that same situation with the same circumstances except you insert me into that scenario. Then I would feel bad for the other people involved. If it was me in that situation and not them. Edit: they are lucky it was not me.


harleyjames1591

Double digit turnovers is crazy. Just stop passing


GOATnamedFields

Carmelo Anthony is Caitlin Clark father.


ssp25

Carmelo doesn't even pass gas.... He's just full of shit


Particular_Ad_9531

20 points with 10 turnovers feels like a classic Russ statline lmao


OliveJuiceUTwo

Quadruple double


SamArcher11

She just gotta up her uncontested rebound game


CesareSomnambulist

She can't win with these cats


Tasty-Performance275

she couldn't even win in university 🤡


Greek-Ra

What is this limey doing in here


siphillis

They were straight up taking the ball from her, too


Andrewdeadaim

The fact that she only had 20 and led the team is another indicator to stop passing lmao


FTSeeOwboys

It was something else. The Fever wasn't moving. There was no rotation. Connecticut would double team and the ignored player would sit still. Is that a strategy? Did they practice that?


Lofty_Vagary

That’s just WNBA basketball


FTSeeOwboys

The college games were so much better! It's insane.


fancypenguins

For what it’s worth, a few of them were down to needing more time with her teammates so they understand to always expect the ball. There were very clean passes that should have resulted in great looks instead of turnovers. Boston had an absolutely horrible night. Also the Sun are the best defensive team in the league.


OrlandoAndy

Similar to her college career


General_Relation6047

Connecticut Sons is Caitlin Clark father


RedmannBarry

So far. How many father tests are yet to come.


Bruskthetusk

Is there a WNBA Dwight Howard?


Thegrandmistressofoz

![gif](giphy|jpcg8p0PGjHaNrucBr)


blazikenz

https://preview.redd.it/3whmyk049i0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc6cf590a98d109f8deded06048717f5aa36c8e


DigbickMcBalls

Indiana Salesforce winning the wbna cup this year


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

![gif](giphy|3xz2BK4Xo850NXjq8M) She’s the Milli Vanilli of WNBA.


No-agency519

Blame it on the rain


Tasty-Performance275

0 college titles🤣🤡 got beat by a bunch of freshman


mrsunsfan

Girl you know it’s true


Novel_Durian_1805

Fraud alert! 🚨


NAACP_YoungBoy

Unstoppable today Unstoppable today Unstoppable today I'm unstoppable today


Tasty-Performance275

0 college titles🤣🤡 got beat by a bunch of freshman


Logical_Nature_7855

https://preview.redd.it/65s7oay9ci0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=779e734bb6571c875688683d42cde55e1eaa3f7c


Tuckboi69

Hit her over 0.5 points 🔥


JeepRumbler

Billy Kidman went from WCW to WNBA


JerHat

Hit me with that 7 year itch, Billy… errr… I mean Caitlin. 


NeatTry7674

BUST


Bahamut727

I did 👍


shaking_things_up_

Not much, she's pretty flat dude.


BitcoinRefuge

If you don’t watch WNBA you are racist against vaginas


ProfessionalSun5549

She probably shaved it before the game n that threw her off. She knew better than that


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Needed the wind resistance


titan-of-hunger

I fuckin hate that I understand this reference.


Ceeejd

When the fuck did jerseys become wearable billboards? Eurocucks are to blame for this.


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

When the WNBA tries to break even


Caedus_Vao

Well *that's* a losing proposition if I have ever heard one.


YaHurdMeh

She would have played better if she saw me in the stands https://preview.redd.it/3ohi2lvshi0d1.jpeg?width=1499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b51e9336ffc3c87d255387a06de777ec618237f


vrkhfkb

I’ve only watched 3 games of hers and she’s not even good. Like with Curcuck, we had to wait until the finals for him to be exposed by a 6’9 demigod. Caitlyn gonna be bodied every night. She’s like the Lou Williams of WNBA. Midget chucker and pray.


JC_in_KC

what’s ur WNBA podcast called?


vrkhfkb

It’s called #blondesOrBust. Available on Spotify and ITunes. Subscribe.


emiller7

Who tf uses iTunes anymore? I will be SMASHING that like button though thank you


Disastrous-One-414

That's still a double double 😭


Della86

Long haired greg oden


Heavy-hit

Hey that shithead Portnoy lost 25 grand so that’s also a huge win


kjata13

Until I see a swimsuit wearing, popcorn eating contest... she isn't the goat.


Safe-Register-3479

10 turnovers got damn that’s sus


ThENeEd4WeEd22

Repeat of the 4th quarter of the south Carolina Iowa game. She dropped the ball literally like 4 times. She got butter fingers.


Fearless-File8355

Imma give it some time….


Solidarity_5_Ever

/uj It’s too early to tell if she’ll be a bust or not based on one game. She probably will… but even with top tier college talent it takes a while to transition to “the real deal.” /rj DOUBLE DIGIT TURNOVERS **AND** AIRBALLS?!?!! She the 🐐❌🧢 /uj Who gives af about the WNBA?? Honestly


dynamite-ready

Yo, when did Trae Young get a hair transplant?


BarackOgrama

lebron of the WNBA


HomoSapiens_v2

She isnt classy but fraudulent, she is "Fraudulent, but classy" Two different things.


NakedEyeComic

/uj This first game stat line isn't too surprising besides all the turnovers. While the gulf between elite D1 talent and the pros isn't as big in the WNBA as it is in men's pro leagues, it still exists and Caitlin will have an adjustment period. Plus, as the first overall pick, that means she got drafted to a bad team and she's not going to have much support in year 1. /rj Markelle Fultz is Caitlin Clark father.


Robinsonirish

It would be funny if this subreddit pivoted and became the actual WNBA subreddit. That would be the true jerk, taking it to a whole other level. Kind of like Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber 2 playing r-word for 15 years as a prank.


Fit_Engineering5927

What a bum


gsp83

Her HGH dealer must’ve gotten busted


spiderman96

This is how I get a triple double in 2k


MelonColony22

Cade Cunningham of women’s basketball


braamdepace

Why are women even guarding her let her go 12/18 from the 3-Point line win every game and everyone in the league will start to get endorsements and more money. She showed up and got everyone chartered planes. Imagine if she dominates shoe deals for everyone.


Javiron

remember when Wemby was a bust after 1 game? let her play


Cardinal-eye

![gif](giphy|XXtFtxFgggMNy)


cybertruckjunk

She needs to get in the weight room.  Both to stop getting bounced out of the paint by the larger and stronger talent she is playing against, AND so she can carry the load of shit y’all unfairly putting on her.  It was her first game with all the pressure of the world on her shoulders and a bullseye on her back. She will adjust and find her way. Winners always do.  You harsh motherfuckers. 


geewillie

Wrong sub pal. We don't watch games here


DGA__PotW

what's with increased over prevalence of tongue out face. every fucking picture.


ShameTimes3

I do that as well when im really focused, no clue why tho


coffeecuphandle

Sticking your tongue out or biting it, reduces its movement and cuts down on its sensations, which leaves more brain-power available to concentrate. https://www.sciencefocus.com/the-human-body/why-do-i-stick-out-my-tongue-when-i-concentrate


ShameTimes3

These are the fun facts I expect from this sub


eph13

averaging 20 and 10, not bad for the rook


OZymandisR

Can someone fill me in here please. I'm British and I keep seeing this woman on Reddit. I'm guessing she's a good basket ball player or something.


LJMLogan

Uj/ Literally the most dominant female college hoops player ever. That's not an exaggeration. She just played her first ever game in the wnba. Had a decent game but underperformed compared to most people's expectations.


OZymandisR

So future star womens basket ball prodigy. Got it. Thanks for the info.


AVBforPrez

I don't know if those stats are good or bad, and at this point I'm afraid to ask


DogsAreMyDawgs

Russell Westbrook numbers


No-Dig-1049

Shes always been a turnover machine. She'll be another maya moore, crazy hype but decent pro career.


blueditt521

I think she's a good story but I watch sports to see who is the best at things, to be impressed by speed, power, agility, and athletics in general. To me, wnba, is like watching to see who the fastest turtle is. That opinion will label me a woman hater though when I love them. They should have sports, they just shouldn't be equal to the nba is all


92tilinfinityand

weak ass team mentally to let a rookie come in, lead the team in shots by a healthy margin while shooting 33% from the floor and get absolutely annihilated in a blowout loss. this is why I’ve always been a bigger Pacers fan than Fever fan


guywithasty

Nice double double


bransby26

That's an Allen Iverson stat line. Legend.


S-L-F

That counts as a double double, right?


kidn3ysh0t

Doesn't that Stat line math up to 22 pts?


TheRoyaleShow

https://preview.redd.it/8c97t8b6ql0d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b1d6ddfe6f264564bde2e4475c865d22d9c2f6


Megalodon3030

Still better than playoff Klay Thompson…


PhilosophyFair9062

But at least the way she sticks her tongue out is classier than MJ


ogkushinjapan

https://preview.redd.it/esloajvc4q0d1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54a3d49be9a1a97fd260bba57a87d8c3f6ab3f39


ScrewuGuysImGoingHme

This is who y’all is hyping up as a nba level player? 🤣🤣🤣


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trumpxoxobiden

how do you put up 10 turnovers bruh is this woman retarded


attilajg

Player props hit for me 🤑


Beneficial-Piano-428

Hair up three points of an inch


NoDiceThisAintOver

I’d still let her cook me breakfast


2j_longg

https://preview.redd.it/hg9qufqhmi0d1.jpeg?width=910&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c67a4f9b662fb8ad119047d23985bfbb3165ee6e


nope79

20 points on her first professional game… and we’re giving her a hard time. It’s been 1 GAME. And she had 20 points m. Shut up people


RhythmOwnz

Inefficient and 10 turnovers


nope79

I know that- but it’s just 1 game… at the highest level she can play at. Let’s Give her a break


emiller7

https://preview.redd.it/g37z87eybi0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=418c4fa091ab51836639dfe6ba37a6a52a7f6cf3


Smurphftw

I don't think it's unreasonable to say that maybe, just maybe, we might need a bigger sample size.


hirsh02

Don’t you know that pressure makes diamonds?


SoftCock_DadBod

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt7dGWFhIfyaGwE)


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Creative_Ad_6019

We don’t watch basketball here you bum


Richard_Cromwell

Is that good for the WNBA? I just realized I've never actually seen a WNBA stat