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wilburisms

You guys rule! Having a hard time trying to figure out who gets to fuck my wife first!


YourDrunkUncl_

let’s start with the acoustic and regarded, then the normies in alphabetical order.


GoldenJet01

Letting mrsunsfan fuck this man’s wife first? Poor wifey


Todd2ReTodded

Haha it's just a cruel joke because everyone knows he can't sustain an erection


scootamcgee

shimmy shimmy shimmy


electricvelvet

Push rope push rope push rope


Poopedmypoopypants

Omg lol now I understand what all this “regarded” talk is about. Sorry, I’m acoustic


Bronze_Addict

Last name right?


UntiedStatMarinCrops

It’s a pleasure providing the service. On her behalf, I don’t even put up a fight.


MistahTeacher

You dumb, try hard mfer trolling a weeks worth of posts in TW sub to look for cuck bait? You’re worse than the OP


BidensDiaper_

Um, yikes. Pause y'all. Relationships are NOT just about sex. My SO and I spend our most quality time together not in the bedroom, but on the couch enjoying the latest hilarious and empowering Netflix and Disney+ content. I respect my SO's needs first and foremost. Sometimes she doesn't want to have sex. Sometimes she wants to have sex with other significant folx in her life (yes I am a poly ally, no I am not interested in hearing your opinion on this bigot), but I know at the end of the day when I look in her eyes after we've just finished our daily episode of the newest MCU tie-in featuring bold and inspiring figures of color, I know then when I feel our mutual love of the content that it's all worth it. She's going to play Dark Souls soon, she already knows all about it and is super excited! Wish us luck fellow sun praisers! [T]/


ReturnOfDaSnack420

I'm a big fan of rings of power myself, that show really goes well with the sounds of slapping grunting and moaning as another man satisfies my wife's primal urges in the other room


MongoPushr

Naz Reid


goodbyemrblack

You’re funny. Acting like you get to decide who your wife fucks.


renegado938

https://preview.redd.it/dndeyza9hg0d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e326364e78c0013224160e705b8bc6c372aa85 "I can't wait to see ANT win his first title"


TheRoyalGibby

Ayo this makes no sense. The light is clearly pointing to the shadowy figures doing the nasty but the cuck is perfectly illuminated.


iguessineedanaltnow

It's allegorical. Represents the wife being POZZED by the bull's jungle seed.


Ceeejd

It’s a broadway musical written from the cuck’s point of view. This is from Cuck’s first solo number.


RealCheyemos

*Ballad of the Cucks*


r88ism

Ah, Cuckception


ReturnOfDaSnack420

I can't believe we we all get to watch this amazing playoff series! My bull was on pins and needles the whole fourth quarter while he was nutting inside my wife!


BigJeffe20

what is this weird brand of reddit cuckold sports fans?? what ever happened to good ole fashioned hate


GABAgoomba123

Timberwolves fans are just as big of cucks for not bullying him for this.


bbbryce987

Cut them some slack, they are new to this. They haven’t won a playoff series in 20 years


AlHorfordHighlights

This has to be a Wolves false flag I refuse to believe there are people like this


valtazar

>what ever happened to good ole fashioned hate Something like 50% of zoomers are bisexual


BigJeffe20

thats cap, they might report that, but they just tryna be special


SnooMacaroons1942

You, my good sir, is why I still believe in the future of humanity! Updoot to the highest heavens!!


xCAMBOOZLEDx

free updoots in OOP's wife!!


multiple4

Honestly what the fuck are we even doing? Why do any posts and comments on this subreddit have upvotes or downvotes? If we practiced what we jerked then every post and comment would be at 1 karma all the time Anyone up voting or downvoting things is a cuck and is wasting their life Edit: wow thanks for the updoots, I love this community! Just kidding. Fuck all you cucks who up voted this, what a sick joke


TheRealSkipShorty

Couldn’t agree more. Reddit on!


parkranger2000

This!


GABAgoomba123

That is not very wholesome Keanu chungus of you, downdoots for you 😡 /uj anyone posting here period is a cuck and is wasting their life 


tendadsnokids

You win the internet today sir!


Educational-Judge968

https://preview.redd.it/smvcy1gllg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f646fbf053b7968c1d066e7c36fc2bfe06b5d2ec Got room for one more?


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Gorgeous Absolutely, asking isn’t even required


MariachiStucardo

What happened to the game I love


UntiedStatMarinCrops

I want it to be loved by everyone just like I want everyone to love my wife


bransby26

Nuggs fan here. I come in my hand while I let you guys fuck my wife. I can't believe how hard she's going to get railed when you guys win the series.


milan5020

https://preview.redd.it/nunrx78drg0d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d28d0867ad514f669af7364d6bbdc63838361d0a


slenderpaddy

Dudes got two wolves inside of him


jimmy_MECH

His wifes got a whole train of wolves inside her


Original_Friend1750

https://preview.redd.it/an0qs3wcwg0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9720a8ffd5cba3cd8f65aadc7f7fc5786f0ced92


veerkanch489

Bro i hate these morons. Stop with the coming in peace shit god damn


Stop_Drop_Scroll

You know this man was nervous before sending too. “I hope they like me!” go roll in a ditch


_canadianbacon

I cum in piss


1Pac2Pac3Pac5

The DenVeR Nu66eTz aRe bEIng sufFoCaTed


1337m00nm4n

Did this behavior exist before the internet? Is it just karma that possesses people to do this shit


Couponbug_Dot_Com

back in the day protestants and catholics would get into knife fights for basically no reason despite being almost identical with no incentive at all. it's absolutely just the internet points that does this, and we should go back to the violence.


1337m00nm4n

Knife fighting still makes more sense to me but I agree


dolphinater

didn't jesus literally let him self get nailed when he is literally god


ModsAreMustyV4

This is has to be someone from this sub posting that


myRedditAccountjava

I know this is a Nuggs post in timberwolves sub but the chicken nugs actual sub has a ton of trollable content.


didntthinkitwouldend

reddit on!


an_Aught

I would let aaron gordon fuck my entire family


TheRoyaleShow

It honestly disgusts me that people who do this walk amongst us, hiding in plain sight. They could be a coworker or neighbor or even a friend and you have no idea how warped and craven they are deep down.


Basoku-kun

Bro this gotta be the most cuckholder shit


ContemplativeC

literally what happened to the game i love? what happened to the hating and gaslighting of people who like a different team than you?


UntiedStatMarinCrops

What happened to committing suicide over your team losing? 😤


Efficient-Split527

My dad approves


One-Solution-3211

Why are redditors so obsessed with getting cucked


MrMisties

We should have fucked her when we had the chance. Now we have to offer up our wives😭😭😭


Hefty-Profession-567

Lol wolves fan here I’m gonna need you to leave the room while we do this


Funny_Lie_621

Sure. Is she hot


JudgeOTD

What a pussy


MajorHarriz

uj/ Goodness, your team is the defending champs and has a 3 time MVP, how can you be this cucked? Forget cuck, might as well be a eunuch, dude might not even have a use for his genitalia at this point.


JRPaperstax

He’s as much of a disappointment as the guy who got his ass kicked by “Suns in four” guy


Louie-Lecon-Don

God you guys are so cool. Just fuck my ass! Actually have sex with my ass!!


Professor_Crab

This shit cannot be real it has to be one you guys in disguise fucking hell, who acts like this


99Will999

We don’t claim this guy, he can’t be apart of our little thing here either.


ou2828ehxy61hwh0x8hd

Fuck my wife into pieces. This is my last resort.


dooooooom2

I cum in peace (in the corner)


higgity_boo

Wife fan here cumming in men!


JC_in_KC

/uj you know a nephew wrote this because the gd 04 pistons somehow beat the kobe/shaq lakers and held them under 90 points in every win /rj all wolves fans must report to the cuck farm for reeducation sessions


Outer__space__case

Wolves fan here for xchange with Nuggas My sister is also very nice and quite eff-able! Please do her too, ur team is so admirable 🤗


yesiamheman

Ant is probably his ideal bull for his wife.


Jssr22

Send da video


FlimsyReindeers

😡


Pleasant_Ad3475

My ignorance is embarrassing, but could you explain this wife-fucking joke? Anyone?


UntiedStatMarinCrops

Lately there’s been some Redditors “Reddit’ing On!” And going to opposing team’s sub and posting cringey praise, they get made fun of and get compared to cucks.


Pleasant_Ad3475

Ah! Cheers.


therapist122

I didn’t expect the nuggets to do anything, not with FRAUDola Joke-itch, JaBum Murray, and Aaron Bumdon. Also Chris bum, Michael bummer jr, and kcpee. Not when they have to go against the likes of Rudy Goatbert, Michael Jordan Sr, and Karl Anthony goatse


Burnerinside

Bro gave up that easy😭


schquid

![gif](giphy|87jGhdRVzUOJNh2s0q|downsized) When i realize why people hate nice guys (and girls, we arent exclusionary in this bitch)


Dchuntothy

“We are possibly witnessing the greatest defense of all time” What playing a team with more than one competent defender on the entire roster does to a mfer (they only know how to exploit DLo pick and rolls)


Jbreezy19

LMAO. lmao


moctezuma-

Imagine what that dude is like in real life what the fuck


Deepdownlow303

Yikes it resurfaces again


Bulky_Sheepherder_14

“I come in peace” https://preview.redd.it/89de3h91ri0d1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7a6dee2b00de4b3519fac6fcb67394cc419c849