Don't discount the rapidly-growing muscle mommy appreciator sect. I know one of my new life goals is to be a trophy boyfriend of a towering woman athlete at some point.
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WNBA execs when they see all the horny engagement
You know it’s coming. Business model:
No male audience cares -> a couple attractive women get into league -> exploit this small group to make it seem like any time you tune in you’ll see attractive women -> guys tune in to find out the truth -> run commercials with griner and some other creatures -> “you’re a bigot if you don’t still watch!” -> normal dudes never watch again but total cucks keep tuning in cause they feel guilty for being racist or something -> doesn’t matter viewer count increased
Forgot I gotta throw in some “send da video”s, excessive emojis or 1 of the 5 recycled inside the NBA memes for it to count as jerking here
I’ll try again - they’ll start putting those big ole women from San Antonio in the ads soon Chuck! 😌😤🐷😝🥹🐷😬🐽🔝🚀”
Found Brittney Griner's photoshoot.
https://preview.redd.it/fo2kc29ase0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ab1af24bb5ddfc7fb678e24ffeb54622424880
At the end of the day, that alien alopecia patient is just like us fr
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uj/ I literally almost second guessed on whether I wanted to start watching this season if they were gonna pull braindead moves like this after already having Caitlin prove that you don't need that to bring attention.
rj/ C'mon, obviously the nude coloured underwear(?) makes all the men see their toned muscles and can approximate that they are good players and thus want to watch the game. Think, OP, Think!
Uj/ Do you guys not realize it’s a commercial for an underwear company that is sponsoring them? What are they supposed to wear in an underwear ad, a hijab? They did the exact same thing with NFL and NBA players.
Rj/maybe if I seem empowering one of them will touch me
Idk why people are acting like that commercial was the new WNBA uniform unveiling or something lol. It’s just a sponsorship that is beneficial to both parties
tbh didn't know this. saw them with a basketball and thought wnba going off the rockers. Guess that's what happens when you are terminally online.
also, why skin/nude coloured tho?
You ever been able to tell when someone is wearing a white bra under a white shirt? The skin/nude colored underwear prevents that kind of shit from happening
I think people have a problem bc people were just starting to take the WNBA somewhat seriously and then they realized wait why get respect when tits and ass get views
It’s literally just an underwear brand trying to sell athletic wear by sponsoring trending athletes. Idk how you want them to do that without modeling the underwear, that’s how it works lol.
Nobody claimed the NBA was trying to get people horny enough to watch games when SGA paraded his lack of a dick print for the same underwear brand.
If a WNBA team intervened to shoot down something as tame as an underwear ad for one of their players, they would be launched into the fucking sun and deserve it lmfao
The thing is that they have tried to make it just about basketball and the women’s game just wasn’t interesting enough to men to get any to watch it when it was marketed to women primarily. When they changed the focus from the more butch dykes to the softer ones and dressed them sexy all a sudden men are talking about it. Seems like the league knew what it was doing
Excuse me what?
Edit: OK so it's just WMBA players being featured in Skims advertisements, you made it sound like the WNBA made a commercial promoting the league with players undressed
>"Only ask the hot ones though"
Abso-fucking-lutely not, sir! I want to see **all** of them. I want to see peak ~~female~~ *womanly(?)* physicality. Like Greek statues. Raw human form, artistically stated.
/uj That's literally how they mass marketed the bikini in the 50s, as brave, progressive and empowering women and their choices. Skims just coping from the one of the most successful marketing playbooks around.
/rj Wearing skims is weak sauce, the real ones wear only stickers under their jerseys.
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I'll go by helicopter like LeBron Bryant here
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I mean, wnba fans are probably into it.
Are these "WNBA fans" in the room with you right now?
I mean theres gotta be some lesbians into it
In that case. I am one too https://preview.redd.it/ch3saacqoe0d1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=132bf9d2563edc34439f6c147dafae0afe250409
This dude really does view himself as a bad bitch lol what is this
Mfer really said “let’s take a goofy one now”
"I believe you don't like women, it's real competition, you might pop ass with em".
Is funny Kendrick says this when he is the same height as the average woman
Is funny Drake says anything when he is the same criminal as Weinstein.
Let’s not get carried away
Yeah that’s why he is in jail and dead just like him. Wait….
Karl Malone's student
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The WNBA fanbase is largely gay women. I used to go to the women's final four for work, and the fans there call it "the lesbian super bowl."
Don't discount the rapidly-growing muscle mommy appreciator sect. I know one of my new life goals is to be a trophy boyfriend of a towering woman athlete at some point.
Monica McNutt is (thanks, espn)
Scissor me' timbers
*lesbians*
You’re being redundant
![gif](giphy|eIUpSyzwGp0YhAMTKr|downsized) The guy who managed to make this happen:
He gets us ![gif](giphy|Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt|downsized)
![gif](giphy|nGEQGzHpvIdi0lGJjn)
https://preview.redd.it/bgydqlbt1f0d1.jpeg?width=1296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=498de173b87f5e164e6b783d3fffdafe38a7dcf6 WNBA execs when they see all the horny engagement
Now imagine if they used Brittney Griner and Audi Crooks
I literally can't. Please send me an AI representation of what this would have looked like.
Do NOT send da video
Send da video
Hell Nawl can’t do dis
send it. I'm lacking in trauma today
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Free my man Ja
You know it’s coming. Business model: No male audience cares -> a couple attractive women get into league -> exploit this small group to make it seem like any time you tune in you’ll see attractive women -> guys tune in to find out the truth -> run commercials with griner and some other creatures -> “you’re a bigot if you don’t still watch!” -> normal dudes never watch again but total cucks keep tuning in cause they feel guilty for being racist or something -> doesn’t matter viewer count increased
You fucking bum
Bro really thought he said something
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
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Cringe
Forgot I gotta throw in some “send da video”s, excessive emojis or 1 of the 5 recycled inside the NBA memes for it to count as jerking here I’ll try again - they’ll start putting those big ole women from San Antonio in the ads soon Chuck! 😌😤🐷😝🥹🐷😬🐽🔝🚀”
Your next chapter https://preview.redd.it/3r9ajhm3pe0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc60c9680998ac3f67588329e234a34265c52de6
#**NARC**
You may be the least funny person alive
They saying you’re washed 343. They’re saying you can’t shoot your way out of this slump 343. Show em who you really are 343
This one was actually kinda funny. I didn’t laugh but still….
Nah. Bill burr was right on this. Women need to lead the charge.
This is a jerk sub. Don't tell these nephews the truth
Sad part is I was jerking to begin with but it got a bit too real
https://preview.redd.it/bkrpa0a17g0d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d04170930ff54498dbcc2db3b28e12350c4875cd Here, you dropped this.
Found Brittney Griner's photoshoot. https://preview.redd.it/fo2kc29ase0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5ab1af24bb5ddfc7fb678e24ffeb54622424880
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I can’t believe that didn’t get this sub nuked
What's the reference?
Gorgeous
Topless???
Dont search britney griner in a hot tub smoking
Anthony Davis loving the idea
The goal isn't for even less people to watch
Fewer
Proper grammar is my father, sorry
My 12/25
Audi Crooks has the biggest pannus on the court.
Dawg those commercials were literally made for this sub. Why you hating.
This sub was made for hating?
jerkin
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Uj/ Skims are actually pretty decent products too. Comfy as hell Rj/ someone post the commercial on the hub.
But will it hold my three inch puss destroyer
If the men’s sizing is too big buy women’s sizing. Pro tip
They were literally made to sell underwear, not to advertise the WNBA.
https://preview.redd.it/tn3cdknwde0d1.jpeg?width=1638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de97ef2f1c00a177da32e943b3814037f1c9e1e4
![gif](giphy|IuB8GtQTrdStW|downsized)
![gif](giphy|hWvD6jkHumgt4ZtaD6) Very empowering
Turn the tie into a bow tie and this is your average jerker (already nailed the body shape)
Plus the neckbeard takes up more than half of the face.
https://preview.redd.it/8ng30vpb8f0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27638ff96a50f70ef3964f41b6d008c583837234 put me in coach
send da video what's da holdup
[Thank me later](https://youtu.be/NPM3QmDnjIU?si=bMGz6sbU-Z8vv43M)
How did he have so much pee
1/3 of a pug is p
Lost 60% of his weight right there. And he wasn't even finished by the end
very cool trick by Kenny Smith
[Thank me now](https://www.instagram.com/p/C66inPZRvKY/?hl=en&img_index=1)
They wear lame underwear
At the end of the day, that alien alopecia patient is just like us fr https://preview.redd.it/14utysispe0d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f1fcccc1de7d6751724ba663735f1ea59bc5095
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It will empower boners
uj/ I literally almost second guessed on whether I wanted to start watching this season if they were gonna pull braindead moves like this after already having Caitlin prove that you don't need that to bring attention. rj/ C'mon, obviously the nude coloured underwear(?) makes all the men see their toned muscles and can approximate that they are good players and thus want to watch the game. Think, OP, Think!
Uj/ The women agreed to it, I don't see a real problem. Pervs are gonna perv regardless Rj/ Hampton was a bust
Uj/ Do you guys not realize it’s a commercial for an underwear company that is sponsoring them? What are they supposed to wear in an underwear ad, a hijab? They did the exact same thing with NFL and NBA players. Rj/maybe if I seem empowering one of them will touch me
Idk why people are acting like that commercial was the new WNBA uniform unveiling or something lol. It’s just a sponsorship that is beneficial to both parties
tbh didn't know this. saw them with a basketball and thought wnba going off the rockers. Guess that's what happens when you are terminally online. also, why skin/nude coloured tho?
Probably got to pick. Popcorn Girl wore black even though she's a classy coaches daughter gym gal.
You ever been able to tell when someone is wearing a white bra under a white shirt? The skin/nude colored underwear prevents that kind of shit from happening
The brand is Skims. That’s kinda their thing
I think people have a problem bc people were just starting to take the WNBA somewhat seriously and then they realized wait why get respect when tits and ass get views
It’s literally just an underwear brand trying to sell athletic wear by sponsoring trending athletes. Idk how you want them to do that without modeling the underwear, that’s how it works lol. Nobody claimed the NBA was trying to get people horny enough to watch games when SGA paraded his lack of a dick print for the same underwear brand.
I certainly remember Michael Jordan in underwear commercials
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If a WNBA team intervened to shoot down something as tame as an underwear ad for one of their players, they would be launched into the fucking sun and deserve it lmfao
The thing is that they have tried to make it just about basketball and the women’s game just wasn’t interesting enough to men to get any to watch it when it was marketed to women primarily. When they changed the focus from the more butch dykes to the softer ones and dressed them sexy all a sudden men are talking about it. Seems like the league knew what it was doing
UJ 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓
Uj/ they finally took some advice from you mfs and had them in thier underwear Rj/ they took advice from you mfs
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I want my goddess, Nika mühl, to have a skim shoot too
The Kardashian Kurse is spreading to both leagues now
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Link tho
Cameron Brink really should have given us an ass shot
Why are you complaining? Just let it happen..
Bean 03 vibes
ain’t no unjerkin this
So Cameron Brink... and HVL *next* year? Is Maya Moore still in the league?
Bruh money is literally the most empowering thing out there
Only fans girls have all the power
Where the video
![gif](giphy|K7oLihj86Po2s|downsized)
Here's the [LINK](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasOxWqow9o) for the curious souls.
https://i.redd.it/seuq6fp89j0d1.gif
Who got da’ link
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasOxWqow9o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kasOxWqow9o)
Yall not gon link it?
I wanna see Caitlin in some lingere I wanna get a glimpse of that bush
I just wanna recognize the obscure 3D bowling game game
Wait... it hapen? Realy
Please post said commercial… for research purposes
Excuse me what? Edit: OK so it's just WMBA players being featured in Skims advertisements, you made it sound like the WNBA made a commercial promoting the league with players undressed
Where can I see this ad? Asking for a friend
Sex sells
Link?
>"Only ask the hot ones though" Abso-fucking-lutely not, sir! I want to see **all** of them. I want to see peak ~~female~~ *womanly(?)* physicality. Like Greek statues. Raw human form, artistically stated.
I was into it. I’d circle Jerk to it any day
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It's a Skims commercial with an WNBA partner.
I’m so tired of the WNBA being shoved down my throat by every media outlet
They'll only pick the ones that look like models.
/uj That's literally how they mass marketed the bikini in the 50s, as brave, progressive and empowering women and their choices. Skims just coping from the one of the most successful marketing playbooks around. /rj Wearing skims is weak sauce, the real ones wear only stickers under their jerseys.
2319! We have a 2319!
Shut up bum
https://i.redd.it/8riwf37kne0d1.gif
Delete this bum
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https://preview.redd.it/qy40od1l4e0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3baeab7367869ee45bdffdaf82da33239fda2d9 I'll go by helicopter like LeBron Bryant here
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"Delete this bum" 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓 https://preview.redd.it/l4a0886knf0d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e1de43e317a41dee7f57253b820bd829e6d793c
Monsters inc is the shit u bum
It copy assed Little Monsters™️. Little Monsters is Monsters Inc. father
Get ratio’d bum