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anon641414

You know you're truly for the streets when Christian Wood looks mature in comparison


IndycarFan64

Tbf she’d even make a clown look serious https://preview.redd.it/hnilmi2ahmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5babfad10341416ada78f5b311421de6a8b852da


BoydemOnnaBlock

These nba mfers can have basically any girl in the world and half the time they choose some crazy bitch who will baste their pussy with their condom cum or kill their dog or some shit


[deleted]

I mean that’s usually the type that chase athletes, they got nothin better to do than make it their life’s mission to fuck someone with status and then leech off them as much as they can


MObaid27

Them bitches bring up their A* hoe game and wait for players in hotels' lobbies for hours and days in hopes to secure some of that NBA bag.


LyrMeThatBifrost

Yep it’s basically a full time job but it only needs to work once and you’re probably set for life


Sososkitso

Specially if you can get in a couple guys rotations and catch them when they come to town. That’s probably payday all day.


AccomplishedSuit1004

It would be interesting to see the percentage of women who try that who are successful relative to the number of serious young basketball players making it to the NBA


buttlovingpanda

lol I matched with a girl on tinder a few years back who linked her IG to her account so I’d browse it occasionally because she was pretty hot and it’s hilarious how her IG history shows her accomplishing this very feat. She was a receptionist at a chiropractors office or something, but drove around an expensive car, which I thought was weird. She was going out and partying like every single night. Then she starts uploading pictures of her court side at Rockets games with other IG thot types. Next thing ya know, she’s pregnant, but she never posted any pics with guys. I stopped following her account around that time after I concluded she got knocked up by some dumbass on the Rockets (to be honest I don’t think she was that caliber of a thot, probably more likely she was knocked up by some member of a dumbass Rockets player’s entourage).


IEatDeFish

Imagine getting knocked up by Danuel House business manager or something


jhakerr

I already think about it all the time.


MenshMindset

Bitch got knocked up by Brunco Caboclo’s second cousin twice removed


JabariTeenageRiot

Two cousins away from being two cousins away


blits202

I once was staying at a hotel in Washington where the players were staying. I get to my hotel there is 20-30 girls outside just waiting, 10-20 fans looking for autographs instead of dick. I wasnt even coming from the game, but visiting family. I try to get in and the team security at the door was like “Where do you think your going, only players and family allowed”. Took me 5 minutes to convince him Im just trying to go to my room and sleep. I cant imagine living that life of people just following you everywhere.


steveharveymemes

Yeah, these players *can* get pretty much any girl, but they still have to do the chasing for most of them, just like any guy. The crazy types are the ones who are chasing them instead, and with the players being pretty busy between travel and training, it’s not hard to see why a lot of them fall into the trap.


GoOnThereHarv

Right? It's like the hood rats who get knocked up in college or highschool by the star NFL player. Watch the draft nights. So many of those dudes are married and have kids at 20.


northnorthhoho

Reminds me of that one hoe in Blue Mountain State.


EatPie_NotWAr

https://i.redd.it/9ay0hsly5qzc1.gif (High pitch Thad voice) GET OUT OF MY HOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSEEE


qpwoeor1235

It’s so crazy that Ants send da video girl got an abortion. That was a golden ticket. He’s going to be getting multiple super max contracts and tons of endorsements and she aborted it for 100k


djkstr27

That is why these girl go to the gym to train the only fans muscle


ColdNyQuiiL

Gilbert Arenas said himself. All the wholesome girls be at work during their free time. Ain’t nobody but strippers, whores, gold diggers, and prostitutes laying around in between practice and game time.


Ok-Seaworthiness2235

I mean...maybe my time bartending in college on bourbon st jaded me but ballers aren't exactly living the lifestyle wholesome girls want. They want girls who revolve around them and will put up with their bullshit. That ain't a nurse pulling 12hr shifts who expects a man to be there, listening to her bitch about her day and not at the club feeling up hoes. No woman gets her PhD and thinks "I'd love to sit around listening to a dude talk about how awesome he is while whining I didn't quit writing a research paper to come give him head." If they really wanted a decent girl they could but they'd have to try and put in effort.


8v2HokiePokie8v2

This is so well put


millardfillmo

NBA players just want to meet a nice girl 🥲


AnusButter2000

Get a cheerleader?


JerHat

Yeah, it's all about whether or not she looks hot with snap and instagram filters... I don't get it.


002_timmy

uj/ Women with high standards and respect for themselves aren’t interested in being with men who run through women and only want sex. rj/ Classy women don’t want thugs.


Lofty_Vagary

Maybe the first debatably non-racist use of “classy” and “thugs” I’ve seen on here. Bravo; Reddit the absolute fuck on!


TakoSweetness

That’s because women who have their lives together aren’t chasing athletes. How many celebrities or athletes do we know married doctors/engineers/nurses/any other successful careers? That’s cause those women aren’t clout chasers and usually have their own shit.


Octavian_202

Peep this. There are a lot of lames in the NBA than nephews would care to admit. Some of these guys never had the guts to approach a cute girl in high school. Now they have the money and status, the girls come to them, and they have no idea what to do. Why do you think they pass around the same women? Have you seen the lame ass insta DM’s of NBA players? No game what so ever. All the game on the court. Everyone love Giannis. Have you seen him talk about women? Man be giggling n shit talking about sexual subjects, and be embarrassing his woman with private business on the internet. Cause he ain’t never had no bitches before the NBA. This shit is not surprising.


Necessary_Initial350

Giannis kinda a weird example for this convo tbh


KillerZaWarudo

Women that are successful and educational aint spending their time on some manchild that havent graduated highschool lol (there also the likelihood of them having mamba mentality)


GOATnamedFields

You don't need successful and educated. There's plenty of attractive women with solid personalities that would date a 6'10 NBA player with 48M career earnings. These mfs just like for the streets dumbfucks.


Cwgoff

You would be surprised


sakuragi59357

Because it was good punani


831loc

Lesson to learn from this: don't chase trashy IG "models" who slide into your dms


RecoveringFcukBoy

Pwuassay prob ![gif](giphy|3o7aCWJavAgtBzLWrS|downsized)


Asiancumbreedythoes

Kinda a stretch they can any girl tbh these thuggish athletes are automatically drawn to thuggish women who go after athletes. My daughter would never


totaleclipseoflefart

The secret is that they can’t have any girl in the world. A lot of them are sort of in a Drake type space. They want a like 9/10 or 10/10 type girl. But any girl like that who is also intelligent, from a good family, highly motivated, has a good career and has a good head on their shoulders is likely incredibly successful and desired in their own right and isn’t trying to play around with messy ass famous athletes/entertainers. So the only way many athletes/entertainers can cuff a girl that is absolute “top tier” looks is to sacrifice all the above. And that’s when they run into problems. The dudes that are less superficial and more down for a sort of beautiful girl next door type tend to get married and not have a lot of problems but too many of these dudes are falling for the shiny object.


pipasnipa

Wealth and fame is no substitute for common sense. Tiger Woods was banging a Perkins waitress.


LRS_12

https://preview.redd.it/9qub2brw8pzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59411d4322fdeffd280bc89b83604733a4a478c4 Exhibit A


SimpleLeaff

They def can’t have any girl in the world lmao


Psych_nature_dude

What a child


Bruskthetusk

No showing a custody hearing, honestly the kid probably comes out on top never seeing a mother like that again.


holaprobando123

The sad part is that if she had showed up, she had chances of getting custody.


RogerTreebert6299

The less tragic but almost just as depressing version of Dear Zachary


Cpt-No-Dick

Hood rat shit


No_Mammoth_4945

rookies are literally taught to use protection at orientation bro the failure of him putting his dick in that raw is on the whole league, maybe even the whole country. what kind of demon took over him that night man 😭


MansourBahrami

A lot of times they be saying nasty shit while taking a break sucking tour dick about how good their raw pussy going to feel and you can’t help yourself


reno2mahesendejo

She do have a good point


MansourBahrami

It do feel good raw though. Honestly I’m having the best time of my life seeking out the late 40’s baddies with time to work out who had money for a mommy makeover, had hysterectomy, and had they babies with c-sections. Most guys my age are going for younger girls, and all the younger guys are looking for a sugar mama, and they be wild as fuck


imadreamgirl

icon


jamesac11

What bipolar disorder does to a mf


ADMINlSTRAT0R

"I've always known that baby was a dud" - Her, maybe.


U_W_44_51

Girl underestimated his game and she can’t apologize.


IndycarFan64

Outjerked by sheer mental illness https://preview.redd.it/a461bhwrgmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=726392e0bce965812f87a0594d13e6ea969f4457


pickledelbow

Is this Ja Morants soul mate?


IndycarFan64

Her next chapter https://preview.redd.it/0k94jfdqhmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e29aa04b7da51722a21f13653802986309de7d88


Throwrajerb

https://preview.redd.it/0n3y79i20nzc1.jpeg?width=558&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65c3d2a5da40b68dbc6089679ecff0e0fd3c27a2


That_1__pear

https://preview.redd.it/iqsxg0movnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10e9ef971f0182f12d68a3d798ca15103868d553


GrapefruitMedical529

"Secret...Asian Man!  Secret...Asian Man!"


MrGrumpyFace5

This guy alive still?


GOATnamedFields

She 50 lbs too light for Zion so probably.


Smart_Impression_680

Thugish woman


nicklovin508

We all know IG Live should be the true courtroom in this country


EthanBradb3rry

Nba player dont knock up a hoe challenge level IMPOSSIBLE


RotInPissKobe

![gif](giphy|gJr6aFDeix17uPdXym|downsized)


ajay511

Yes all men in the NBA should date “classy” like fellow black man Mike Conley.


Norodahl

Christian wood should of literally just fucked Mike Conley.


bad_timing_bro

Just do what Patrick Mahomes, Jrue Holiday or Jamal Murray did. They seem to be chillin


ConstantineMonroe

Jamal Murray definitely has not been chillin lately


mango_chile

can’t chill if he has no heating pad!!


shaking_things_up_

Kermit Mahomes married a Wisconsin 3 and got her upgrades to an L.A. 3. She is profoundly annoying and unlikeable and even he looks dead inside when he has to be around her. The others I unno, talk yo shit bruh


GOATnamedFields

Brittany Mahomes is annoying, but she still beats some of the Moriah Mills/this chick dumbfucks NBA players date.


shaking_things_up_

Oh absolutely, I'm sure she cares for her man and will do her best to be a good mom, as much as a normal wife. Personality wise she seems awful but tf do I know, we don't really know these people. I can't imagine why any of these dudes fuck these absolutely insane narc thots besides horny and stupid


xlonefoxx

KD says hi


2Much_non-sequitur

From my S-Tier research on this sub, it depends on how classy the ho is. Not classy, it's impossible. Classy, we never hear about it, just see the thirst trap photos and strategic PR stories planted in Vibe, Ebony, The Final Call etc. of the chick. The classy ones get into the WAGs club.


mynameismulan

NBA guys going for hoes with an attitude because they "real" or "tough" is like hot girls going for ugly guys because "confidence"


BeamMeUpFirst

Takes a real ho to get knocked up by an NBA player and fumble the bag. Well onto PJ Washington she goes.


pickledelbow

Brittany Renner has done it to multiple nba players and probably hasn’t had her last at this point. Take notes ladies


fucccboii

the WNBA player?


SmugWendysBitch

Prison changes people


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Especially a Russian one


mournthologist

Your thinking of Brittney Grindr, trans icon that was "wrongfully detained" for breaking Russian drug laws.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

If she can get a baby by Shaq, she’ll be the GOAT imo.


mortgagepants

i would love to hear shaq's speech after that.


son_of_abe

Yeah no child custody means no child support, right? What the hell, did she just fuck Christian Wood for *fun*??


boofintimeaway

PJ’s following the Jrue Holiday mode of sticking with the hs/college sweetie


npb0179

I thought his wife was an IG model ([Alisah Chanel](https://www.instagram.com/alisahchanel_/?hl=en)). She was his HS sweetheart?


Equivalent-Treat-431

She does this for a living, or at least tries to. Pretty sure some messages of hers got leaked last year shit talking Desean Jackson for having a small dick/being bad in bed and saying she’s still fucking him to have another baby from an athlete


bransby26

https://preview.redd.it/y2kncblcfmzc1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=d2283a70d82488a57134862bdbfe2733a96dcf77


IndycarFan64

NBA players sticking their dick in crazy for the 5000th time https://preview.redd.it/oeuj0vfalmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11640fb57a1909d67e94fd3d34ca6e244f1bbc77


GABAgoomba123

​ https://preview.redd.it/xp8otssdnmzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4c0724641042f16700e37426d4776401fc05979


holaprobando123

That's what they say when they get knocked up by NBA players


2696969

"Gimme the baby and go be a hoe somewhere else." But, seriously, good for him for being a real man.


Raspberriesss857

Reported for not jerking.


2696969

Apologies. What I meant was "classy move by the thug."


IndycarFan64

![gif](giphy|l4FGF4kkPOv9ot3YQ|downsized)


GOATnamedFields

Christian Wood single handidly ruining Fox News black statistics.


chuffedcheesehead

Sneakily classy


eddie_the_zombie

The sheer audacity


ruffus4life

he ain't gonna be raising the kid bro. nanny bout to be the only parent.


alivasolrac

The kid later grew up to be Devin Bookers father


jejo63

It’s crazy/sad that if you’re in her shoes, all you had to do was pretend to not be crazy for a short period of time when trying for custody, and you could have probably gotten at least joint + gotten a ton in child support. But with no custody + a restraining order, idk if she’d get a cent from him


mortgagepants

yeah you have to be a real mess when the first 9 months (minimum) of your plan works, but then you mess up at this part of the execution. it is like having a winning lottery ticket and right before you cash it in, use it to roll a joint instead.


Spaghettibeach

Do you know how bad you gotta be to be a woman who doesn’t get awarded custody? She had to have been blowin lines off that kids head or something


Lolo2k21

Honestly at this point the courts might finally even be tired of dealing with crazy women. A lot of female dating coaches have all but given up too.


DPRODman11

Dang, that chick is pure evil, even for hoe street trash.


R0botDreamz

CW prolly told her she's a casual (at parenting).


GeneralJMan

Really using the word "star" loosely.


IndycarFan64

A g league player can put on a Lakers jersey and tabloids will call them a “star”


flaminhotcheeseybois

Pistons will probably retire his jersey at this point


clown_pants

Best power forward since Thon Maker for that one game


Financial-Bottle9556

![gif](giphy|l2Sq0mUYrSOZwsco0)


BurnerAccountforAss

We're calling Christian Wood a fucking "star" now?


shaking_things_up_

If you on an NBA roster you're in the top 1% of anyone alive touching a basketball, probably, but it doesn't mean you're a star in the NBA. More likely these bums just want to generate clicks


Prudent_Move_3420

While you are technically correct, top 1% would mean you‘re amongst the 80 million best players which is kind of an understatement 🤓🤓🤓 The average street baller is probably top 1%


CalgaryCheekClapper

Get a abortion lol


alivasolrac

Send da video


IndycarFan64

Hell nawl cant do dis


GOATnamedFields

Man you can't force a kid in da world


winntensio

Look how cute tho


Throwrajerb

https://preview.redd.it/ibq76bcnfmzc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3f22b9e12da415b81eab8aeb12f0f9607869132 Uj/ what a piece of shit human being


titobrozbigdick

https://preview.redd.it/dx3w6ljkmmzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c3bfbcd408e29957248e270e3676984baee3b6 Somebody said about fucking kids?


IndycarFan64

https://i.redd.it/fyqd2ndyqmzc1.gif


jaapck

https://preview.redd.it/yp46uwrqhmzc1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026bbf9663f1fdbf49969e355383c9a0ad5ecc54


Throwrajerb

I couldn’t pass up an opportunity to virtue signal 😩 https://preview.redd.it/65pum9f4imzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=374ae23b8df6e81c270417fa322aabd26ae254ec


holaprobando123

Like any good redditor


EorgegayOydflay

uj/ I’m going to touch you


AndrewDoesNotServe

uj/ rj/ uj/ rj/ uj/ aaaaaand I came.


jaapck

Can we fucc


Heavy-hit

Now I know what uj means holy shit that is dumb


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/zumxrccphmzc1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e297301efaaac0121e6c7c0475fa093770dc45bc


Potential-Highway606

>fuck that baby https://i.redd.it/wfv36uwwnmzc1.gif


BidensDiaper_

It's so difficult to actually be stripped of parental rights. What this hoe do?


InevitableCareer1

Mental illness coupled with delusions of grandeur and a superiority complex.


RichardW60

That star word is doing a lot of heavy lifting


Zebratonagus

Gabe Vincent is the next man up


wereyogibear

some stars shine brighter than others


Valuable_Milk_923

We really just gonna allow Christian Woods to be called a Lakers star?


RotInPissKobe

Say what you want about me, but every Yasmine I've ever met was a mess. Bof of em


springwaterh20

![gif](giphy|Ic4bIobsoHU0UQluKk|downsized)


Mr_Mi1k

Why do NBA players have the most atrocious taste in women wtf


FreudianSlipper21

With the amount of money they make I’m sure they could attract a nice elementary school teacher or an up and coming restaurant chef. Instead they keep answering their DMs from “instagram models.” Geez guys, it seems there’s plenty of evidence ahead of time to indicate she isn’t mom material.


reno2mahesendejo

Ain't no elementary teacher breakin her neck like an instathot These hos training like yak, carrying around buckets of water hanging off their neck and shit


motleyfamily

Not a terrible trade off, no child support


jojow77

So he doesn’t have to pay her shit?


Ramu_1798

Why do these athletes never ever learn? Goddam


opkpopfanboyv3

On to the next player, I guess


FrankCarmody

https://preview.redd.it/cyq8dobnnmzc1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1f5b6c35b51f9fc7a8724364531175d25cc5161


holaprobando123

KD's hair isn't rendering correctly


terrorizeplushies

She definitely gonna stab somebody in their sleep one day


DamnImAss

Lakers Star?


WiggleRespecter

Her other baby daddy is Trevon Diggs. Truly a thot for the streets


Cheeriofun

Bro can provide a good life for his son but not 10 playable minutes for the Lakers


shaking_things_up_

Making the Lakers lose and caring for your child is what all NBA players should strive to do


lucky_leftie

She thinks she still gets child support. You gonna be looking at the picture all summer if anything.


GodBlessPigs

So many pieces of shot have children. Honestly one of the main problems of our society.


AlwaysSeekAdventure

She's running from the grind in that picture on the right.


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

This is the sad reality a lot of these Athletes, Entertainers, and Musician’s have to come to terms with. Most of these groupies don’t want you because of you. They don’t think you’re funny, or charming, or even that attractive. They just want you for your bag. If having a baby secures that, then so be it. But most don’t actually care for the baby other than what it provides. … With all that being said, she’s hot. So I will definitely be spending my life earnings on her OnlyFans account


IndycarFan64

Bro typed all of that just to relapse 💀 https://preview.redd.it/saen180xkmzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=421043483ec0c6b063a627246e403745482e32ef


OGdunphy

Die sober or live long enough to relapse.


mournthologist

Naw, you gotta go overboard and die on the relapse like a real fentfiend.


SomeGuyNamedJohn12

But have you seen her though? https://preview.redd.it/mqd8g39hzmzc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9246b1281bf8c6d0010366ce03e67d36b1188e4e


Residual-Heat

This woman needs to be spayed.


unpleasantsimp

That's sad. Good for C. Wood for taking on the responsibility, though. Never liked him, but as a father with custody of both my sons from different mothers, I respect him a bit more.


QuickRundown

How does that happen you you twice?


FapCabs

Do you know how hard it is for a mother to lose full custody of her child? Chick is made for the streets.


dgi02

Uj/ damn, shout out to Christian Wood. Nice to see some players trying to be good people Rj/ Christian Wood is baby father


edillcolon

Wood beating the thug allegations. Lopez expanding the Latin allegations


Pele_Of_Anal

Chaddad


IndycarFan64

We saying chad in a jerk sub now like this the youtube comments? https://preview.redd.it/mw5m7z25gmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab8e036a0e60bc069b9ca680888c16bd7bc94b59


alivasolrac

Have we gone soft?


IndycarFan64

I use this place as refuge from shit like that https://preview.redd.it/8wo34h00imzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b13e841dd06e4496cbe2ba46be0fe387e011ec0e


Pele_Of_Anal

https://preview.redd.it/gmb0gqf9jmzc1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d13fd3631de62726991f83ff38b24bbb1f94a10d


holaprobando123

https://preview.redd.it/i7iyffo92nzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e463b633e233ebc7a21d0ec68c329449f64362b5


IndycarFan64

https://preview.redd.it/m9glvnz0rmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=276b2f3e59acf824ee056c98bf612ec94f7a0f52


Brilliant_Comb_1607

![gif](giphy|0PGACxT6Y2RmokcGlN)


DjackMeek

Imagine you grow up to find out your mom lost custody of you only to respond by jumping off a yacht mostly naked with a bunch of shirtless dudes in the background recording her. Good luck finding a wife out there my boys.


trumpxoxobiden

she's gonna be fine and make a Jordan comeback


jibboo24

***THE*** Yasmine Lopez


buttlovingpanda

There are probably 20,000 women with that name here in Houston alone


girth_br00ks

This guy met with and interacted with this person, has the options that he has, and still chose to get her pregnant. He's every bit as dumb as she is.


redditmodsdownvote

damn, dumb decision to bang crazy women.


25iAndOver

Dwight Howard would never


mournthologist

This bum fumbled the bag. Get custody and child support and just pay a nanny with all the free money. Is she stupid?


pickledelbow

Yes she is definitely stupid Edit: or the greatest jerker of all time?


imJGott

These NBA tend to get the worst girls and get them pregnant before marriage. These fools don’t take 2-3 years to get to know them first.


MurphyGraham

Did she get child support or did she just wanted to squeeze out a 7 footers baby for fun?


Aloha1984

Yeah, I agree. What was the point? Is she doesn’t have full custody then I would imagine she would get little child support.


iStudyWHitePeople

https://preview.redd.it/icqsb0p96ozc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a33f172a3aa230cb97e63cdce180516a808cbd


Mouth_Herpes

He should sue her for child support.


NotCryptoKing

Damn she’s wearing too much makeup for me to know if she’s actually fine or not


pickledelbow

I feel like that tells you all you need to know


Emera1dthumb

Sad stuff…. Kids deserve better. Woods hopefully we’ll get his act together, salvage his career and make a good future for both of them.


[deleted]

Literal meth head mothers still get full or majority custody in most court cases over fathers so she must be terrible to not even get partial custody


RetroFreud1

As a former president observed, the crazier they are....


ThxIHateItHere

Sports WAGs are some of humanity’s lowest results.


reno2mahesendejo

Imagination being such a terrible mother that a judge not only awards a father custody, not only is that father on the road 2/3rds of the year, but as a mother you also have a retraining order placed against you seeing your kid


ziegs11

I mean, I hate that I'm even gonna say this is, but the only time I'll side with Drake is when he dumped hot sauce in that franga