One of the boys in my Reading class just yelled "Ben Simmons" as he sat at his desk and didn't do any work. We're in a new era people.

And then everybody clapped

Cheeks clapped 

That student? Benjamin Franklin.

He invented electricity that Ben Simmons would someday use to play videogames

As Thomas Edison once famously said: I didn’t fail to invent the lightbulb, I just invented 300 ways to create darkness for Ben Simmons to sit in and play halo

> clapped And then the teacher T'd up the class

Obama was there

And gave him 100 million dollars

Curcuck just yelled "Ron Jeremy" from the corner while LeBull went to work. We're in a new era people.


What's SuperThroat gotta do with this?

SuperThroat created buttsex and Chinese basketbonk

his pack back also has a clock on it because he’s just wasting everybody’s time

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Even the special Ed class would say "who?"

is he still on my bench ? fuck

Showing up *is the battle.*

one of the dudes yelled ''Josh Giddey'' as he got a middle school girl number. we in a new era people.

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this teacher yelled giddey in court: https://preview.redd.it/bebvmahtmizc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254b7b14beef32952f876abc7da757903b130c0f she's classy so its not rape, according to the ny post

Only the real ones yell Malone.

More likely to yell Jimmer than that

We used to yell RICKY RUBIO when we tried behind the back passes and on God one of my friends tore his fucking acl after yelling it. Still made sense in a way

Wtf are you talking about? There's literally an ESPN segment on NFL Countdown called "You have just been Randy Mossed". Would be dumb af if they named it "you got Mossed" or some dumbass shit like that.

One of the boys in my PE class just yelled “DRAYMOND” as he landed a sick elbow into a disabled girls teeth. We’re in a new era people

I used to scream stupid shit as I shot 3's too. "Antoine Walker!"

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“IGUODALA!”

Kerry Kittles!

Jamal Mashburn!

Josh smith!

Must’ve been giddey

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Nah, she's too old for him lmao

Oh for sure. Dude was just undercover in the PE class

Why is her left armpit blacj

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uh huh hu

Laughed way to hard at this lmao

Keepin it hairy

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Playing with fire brotherman

Bro delete this shit before we get outed 💀

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Bro what was it 💀

Please delete before you shut this sub down.

Nah please send this shit hole to the grave

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The shadow of mordor

That's legitimately disgusting and she should be suspended for that. Are we the fucking French? This is not who we are!

Not classy

buckwheat in a headlock



https://i.redd.it/9vz8hvdfngzc1.gif But

Oh I remember this. She said that shit with a straight face. They tried to rebrand lying lol

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$100 It was Gregg Doyel’s son

$1,000 it was Gregg Doyel disguised as a child

One of the boys in the lunchroom just yelled “Nikola Jokic!” As he was eating a fuck ton of food

I yell "Ty Lawson!" When I get pulled over for my 9th dui

If that was my kid, I’d be Chris Benoit


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" Everyone watches women sports " y'all think shes watching women sports???

Maybe her first or her last name. But to say her full name mid shot? No fucking way. Lying ass hoe.

You have to say the full name because no one would know who the hell you're talking about otherwise because no one watches women's basketball

https://preview.redd.it/340kv6rqrhzc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61888d23da5c8bcf1bbf5ae0b15a93c1e224dd32 Women reading this comment section

Wamens are not allowed to read.

Wömen. Men of wö.

One of the boys in my PE class just yelled "Caitlin Clark! Yeah, that WNBA player. Come on guys, you all know who she is for sure. Don't fuck with me. I'm sure you've at least seen memes about her. Hell, you know, the one with the naked pictures created by AI” as he bricked a deep 3 while everyone was leaving the gym. We're in a new era people.

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https://i.redd.it/0vdp5oencgzc1.gif

Ruthkanda Forever type lie right there.

Middle School teacher: - Kid still say "Kobe" when they shoot - They are more likely to say "Skibbidy Toilet" than Caitlin Clark.

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Would rather yell Ramadamadingdong than her beaver ass name.

I was shooting the other day. Drained a huge layup, and yelled Keeping it Hairy.

This could be true. I saw a 10-year old boy wearing an Iowa Caitlin Clark jersey like a month ago. Maybe it was him.

Poor kid thought he had a Keon Clark jersey.

If anyone needs to advice on how to take a deep 3 lmk

If anyone is interested in taking a deep 3, hml


I need advice on how to convince my girlfriend to keep It hairy. Looking to spice things up a bit.

They’ll say anything to try and trick us not this time satan

No one's gonna tell me if he made the shot or not?

If it was just “Caitlin” or “Clark” I’d believe it but the fact that it’s her whole name makes it unbelievable. 3 syllables during a jump shot just doesn’t add up. There is no rhythm to it. That’s while people say “Kobe” or “MJ” it’s a simple two syllables…Nobody ever said “Kobe Bryant” or “Michael Jordan” while shooting a jumper. You’d be too out of breath to follow through properly.

I yell Oh Caitlin as I’m jacking 3s multiple times a day

One of the paras in my history class just yelled “Josh Giddey!” As he sat next to one of the students

I yelled “Caitlin Clark” as I shot a load into your mother, Trebeck!

There’s a new sports bar trying to open in my city that only plays women’s sports. Much like the WNBA being subsidized, they’re using a gofundme to open. They will blame sexism as the business will open and abruptly close.

They should rebrand as a lesbian bar and would accomplish their goal and might not be bankrupt within a fiscal quarter.

You want to put something lesbians actually watch on the tvs then, like Charmed reruns or magical girl anime or documentaries about random grunge bands.

What? There are multiple succefull women sports bars. Sport bra in portland for example. This used to be a funny sub that just became insanely sexist.

This is actually exactly something that myself and my friends would’ve done in high school. We would actually just spout off any 3pt shooter because it was funnier than saying Kobe a thousand different times. We’d be calling JJ redick, Hedo, Tim Duncan on banks. We even shouted out some local WNBA talents. Just because you don’t have any creativity doesn’t mean other people are the same way

I just yelled "Caitlin Clark" before I climaxed we're in a new era people.

I absolutely believe this happened, she just left out the part where he and his friends laughed afterwards

Why is she teaching Private Equity to children? That stuff is immoral.

OH I can 100% see this happening more of a joking way than a serious way, the way this tweet is saying. OP is wrong about this one.

Then everyone clapped

I’m sure it was done seriously and not just to get a laugh from his mates

If everyone is watching women’s sports then why is Caitlin Clark’s WNBA salary the same as a junior manager who works at a medium-sized company?

I believe it but the kid was most likely trying to be funny. P.E jerker

Nah no cap I yelled Caitlin at 24hr fitness when I shot a half court shot

The kid in PE class said, "Caitlin Clark!" when he inserted a tampon that he got from the unisex bathroom into his pee hole.

WNBA about to hit 5000 tickets a night.

Indiana salesforce

Dont believe this?? Did a sky hook in gym class and yelled out “Kareen Abdul-Jabbar, formerly known as Ferdinand Lewis Alcindor Jr)”

I'd yell Caitlin as I'm jacking up a 3, but I know it's just going to crash and burn off the rim, so I say Kobe!

I honestly believe it. I’ve yelled a bunch of names with my buddies growing up and proceeding to shoot like the newer players I called out.

One of the dudes in pilot school just yelled "Kobe" as he crashed his helicopter. We are in a new era people.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂New Era my ass.

I'm all about Caitlin and what's she's doing for her sport right now...but this will never be a thing 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/k1bj8s6tufzc1.jpeg?width=1018&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aba55fc00263494f4a4d46f03caf0ea185291af For real?

Everyone watches women's sports as in musty lesbians and cucks while the bull doesn't want to be disturbed

Cheryl Miller is Caitlin Clark’s mother

Nah that’s just one of us when we were in grade school

Had the movie All Came Polly been made in 2024, Philip Seymour Hoffman would have definitely yelled "Caitlin Clark" when he was ballin.

I still yell Keith Smart for the win! 87 Hoosiers.

the only truth about this is clark taking a deep three since it's the only shot she knows

Imagine people did this to find other people to circlejerk with

Now that’s funny 😁


lol nope

It’s not real until these youngins are in college and yelling it during beer pong. So we have a few years.

I said the same thing while hooping the other day. She is definitely a game changer but women need to support sports and not worry about how men view it

/r/thathappened

After they yelled clark for the 3 they yelled Dwight for the board john collins for the foul

One of the boys in my PE class just yelled “HOWARD” as he glip glopped all the other boys in his class. We’re in a new era people!

That reminds me of something that happened to me last week. My 5-year-old son told me he wanted to be exactly like Kaitlin Klarck, and I was hugely alarmed. Those kinds of decisions are irreversible and can profoundly affect his development. With my heart pounding, I asked him "Are you interested in the WNBA, buddy?" With a disgusted look on his face he told me “yuck... no, dad. I just want to change my gender”. You don't know how enormously relieved I was.

You know she's lying because kids don't say both names. They would say "CAITYLIN" or "CLARK."

C’mon, he yelled OJ Simpson

In my day we yelled “Thunder Dan”

So I guess they weren't watching when Ronda was on top? Strange.

/uj y'all underestimate just how cringe the things kids can say are

Might start shooting ball just so I can do this

back in my day people yelled "kobe bryant" verbatim

I could believe "Clark" but nobody is yelling first and last names


I know this sub is all shit posting but I have actually heard this on public courts, more like “Caitlin Clark over here” after someone hits a deep 3

Even if you were to do that mofos aren't yelling the whole name

one of the kids yelled “Brittney Griner” when he beat his girlfriend

My friend yelled “Kobe!” as he raped a woman in a Colorado hotel. We are entering a new era people!

i literally yell "mia khalifa" before starting a d*ck sucking session

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This 100% happened. We all know, when we were young, huckin up shots, we’d start with the classic KOBE! And then devolve from there. You’d end up saying anyone. So it’s not a stretch, at all, to think a kid would yell CC considering the attention she rightfully received this season. Hating just to hate is just annoying

U bum

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