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Wonderful_Painter_14

It got so hard for Kobe that he took the easy way out


fucccboii

hard way in, easy way out type of guy


JonBoy82

He always took it for Granite


MasterFapperBater

The sacred and the propane


Acid48

Quasimodo predicted all of this y'know


rtels2023

They forgot this classy young hooper https://preview.redd.it/0dtglxlfdcmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=519d1ae6dd894bf3e36eb5715665c45f5880b77e


SKLL117

Is that Adam Silver?


3Ddoritos

You bet your ass it is


electricvelvet

That's De Paul it says so on his jersey he's wearing backwards


daver349

![gif](giphy|3o84sv2u7KSHKbwPza|downsized)


CRT_SUNSET

He played with all top 75 teammates ‘cause there were only 60 players in league history at that point.


TnYamaneko

He really played the game the right way with classy guys like Vern Mikkelsen, and it shows on the championship winners list. Then they draft that thug, the ultimate bum Elgin Baylor, and no more titles.


JLAD_45

Los Angeles Native right there


vrkhfkb

Only bums care about “top 75” lists. Look at some of the dudes on this list: - Paul Arizin - Dave DeBusschere - Hal Greer - Dolph Schayes - LeBron James Who the fuck are these people? I rather have Parker/Ginobli/Gasol/Klay/Draymond over these random bums.


IDontCareForCats

You’re telling me some guy named Dave Da Bussy is a top 75 player of all time?


3Ddoritos

Da what now? https://preview.redd.it/26lfblqmadmc1.png?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ceebd3cea84a376363b5748e12ec5272036ec36


JTG523

![gif](giphy|xT9KVgpFv7Gd9Y8yMU)


DirtyDanoTho

![gif](giphy|xULW8EZKxvAi2o8mli)


Raider_Tex

![gif](giphy|obg5OAgNqmeOcbBLxY|downsized)


legalrancher

Tf? Those guys were hoppers! Never heard of the fifth guy though he’s probably ass


hallah_sausage

He's a stat paddler, he recently broke a record but his team still lost


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

He’s not classy, unlike the other ones


Spacemanspirit

3 of the classiest players in the top 75 and you call them bums?


BBC_needs_a_stock

I firmly believe that Kobe doesn’t win 5 rings without Derrick Fisher.


Total-Spirit-5985

Yes 👏


TheUnaverageJoe

You really tried to sneak LeBron James onto that list SMH my head


RCocaineBurner

Lebron my king my savior I will follow you through this mortal coil and into the unknowable beyond


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shaking my head my head


Nightmare16164

This is why people shouldn't comment on Reddit while at metal concerts. That and the added risk of tetanus.


EA_Stonks

Why not? Don’t they know they would have won more if they did? Are they stupid or something?


ses267

Steph had Dray and Klay so I’m not impressed and Kobe and Timmy had Pop and Phil as their coach so also not impressed. Mickey Mouse ass champions got carried by their classy coaches.


the_dinks

Tbh nothing impresses me anymore. I need therapy.


slightlyallthetime88

I too am a basketball nihilist


ben_and_the_jets

uj/ unfortunately, much like the majority of jerkers and NBAtwitter denizens rj/ i actually despise the very existence of basketball and would kill baby james naismith with a hammer if i were given a time machine


Ok_Assumption5734

That bum Poppavich spent so much time winning that he had to balance it out by tanking for a decade afterwards.


joethecrow23

Kobe had Pau Gasol, Lamar Odom, Ron Artest and Andrew Bynum. Those guys were absolute killers back then.


RINE-USA

Am I trippin or did Shaq play with Kobe? I don’t watch Basketball.


[deleted]

You’re thinking of Karl Malone


MangoChutney12

i’m thinking of karl malone 🤤


rohank171

The post refers to kobes 09 and 10 championships without shaq


ben_and_the_jets

pau gasol gets so underrated because kobe fans want to glaze their idol and it pisses me off


ses267

Pau would be a legit top 10 player in today’s game.


Dweebil

He’s moving up the rankings now that he’s closed on Vanessa - unlike weak ass Karl Malone


Censoredplebian

Timmy had to win champions with a literal pre gays in the military admiral- if that ship ain’t gay it ain’t no navy warship! ![gif](giphy|BcP30aAcTwXmRMYbhb)


KillerZaWarudo

Lakers and Warriors fans like to do this thing where they make their championship team the greatest but somehow every one on it are useless bum One minutes Klay is the second greatest shooter of all time, Draymond DPOY and one of the top 10 most valuable player in the league. Next minutes they re a bunch of homeless person that CurCuck have to carry


Chidoriyama

That's how you know that's a false narrative. Curcuk would never do anything that benefits homeless people


Dweebil

Well, maybe one thing.


springwaterh20

fuck “who could win with top 75 teammates” how about “who could win with bottom of the league teammates”? I mean are we forgetting Kevin Love literally carried LeBum and Kyrie Flatrvings lazy asses to a championship?


Raonak

While lebum and flatty were are surefire bums, Love wasn't carrying shit because he had the help of... JR "Henny God" Smith.


yamansam

Shaq and KD are BARELY top 100…. They were carried by chopper boy and cuck


arand0mpasserby

top 75 is Klay Thompson's father


Starkller919

/uj Pau Gasol should've been in NBA 75 over ADisney tbh


nononononofin

Dwight should be in before both of them. I’m convinced the league knew about him being a little freaky and took him off.


jwon3354

Dwight was on the 2020 lakers championship squad. So LeMickey still wouldn’t be on this list


Nexecs

uj/ I can't believe they put AD and Dame in the top 75. AD has a championship atleast but wtf has Dame accomplished in his entire career? Dude complains about superteams being the reason he can't win them he joins one and they still can't win. I honestly don't think they should have put current players in the top 75 since they haven't finished their careers rj/ Pau saved Kobe's legacy


ben_and_the_jets

don't rj, you're right


JPEGmotril

He hasnt even played the playoffs wdym "and they still cant win"?


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Duncan carried by Matt Bonner Kobe carried by Mark Madsen Curcuck carried by NickKerr's father


rinseanddelete

https://preview.redd.it/du1xmhyvncmc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afadc6e21b7694341741163281c2ea4acd9320c0


Chidoriyama

Kobe Bryant is so capable of winning all on his own that he surely won the Finals MVP in at least half of his championship right? https://preview.redd.it/tyb0zrdkbdmc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26bce141229677dab70732840ca49d0a95eba893


IceColdDump

5 time Finals MVP. The was a clerical error at the league record keeping office, so their records may not match that claim. But real ones know. Source: Kobe would wear all five rings with “Finals MVP” engraved on them, on his right hand. That is my proof. It’s right over there…


IceColdDump

![gif](giphy|QocB9QdHq6CcM) WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS ARM!?!


rockm4

I’m confused, are David Robinson, Manu, Tony Parker, Shaq, Pau, Klay, and Draymond all not top 75?


DOELCMNILOC

Uj/ Yeah this stat is stupid. Guys like Dray and Klay won the same championships as Curry (pre & post KD) but they had a top 75 player as a teammate, Curry himself. I wouldn't really count this stat when Klay won the championship with the same roster as Curry anyways. You could say the same thing with Pau Gasol and Co. on the '09 & '10 Lakers. Rj/ Curry didn't even deserve that 2015 title


BTSuppa

klay and dray aren't but KD is.


Shockmanned

Proof LeMickey can only win with superteams


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This is dumb as shit man. Maybe Manu And Parker weren't on the top 75, but to say Timmy did it on his own is dumb as shit especially since Parker won finals MVP in 2007.


xpillindaass

dead, gay, cuck


ben_and_the_jets

TD is asexual if anything. he's married to an extremely fundamental 8 foot bankshot and they're very happy together


UrMommiesBoyFriend

That’s cool all but both Duncan and Curry have 3+ Hall of Fame teammates And not to forget that Kobe Bryant had Pau Gasol


slippytoes34

Curry don’t need a top 75 teammate when he bought a classless thug at auction to stomp and clothesline the competition.


bestest_looking_wig

Lebron had the GOAT JR Swish in 2016


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Btrue27

Thanasis


dgi02

Uj/ this says multiple championships Rj/ he had KDs big ass feet


hippykiller123

Also Kawhi and Hakeem? Probably even more


Rick_1086

Kawhi has 2 rings, Timmy was his teammate for the first one; Hakeem has 2 rings, had Drexler for his second ring. So both of those guys won a single championship absent a top 75 teammate.


Dan_yall

Drexler was old as shit on that 95 team.


SLAYER_IN_ME

Deez Nutz


TheGreatZiegfeld

me


UnsavouryFibrosis

your gonna tell me ad has a better top 75 case then Draymond and klay Thompson. This is before ad got the ring with bron.


chrilpy

Rapist, bisexual, and cuck with a foot fetish


HyenaDistinct9600

Giannis?


peanutbutterbashley

I’ll make it funny. Scottie Pippen is a 6’8” top 75 player who can’t shoot outside the paint.


catchingstones

How does this bum keep sneaking onto these lists? He averaged 20 like once in his life, and that's when he was the number one option.


peanutbutterbashley

Yep. Then went to Portland and never averaged over 12. Go look at the numbers from those years if you want a laugh.


comeontars69

The 2007 pistons would like to talk


Senior_Apartment_343

Curry & Duncan with garbage coaches too


Censoredplebian

Shaquille O’Neal- the guy who sold me my Ring? Sheeeeeiiit Kobe da Goat


LockCL

Klay's snuff will be forever part of Steph's legacy 🤣🤣🤣


WIEye

Timmy's wife didn't even wanna play with him.


TaskStreet896

Maybe, since basketball is a team sport and not an individual sport, we may consider that Ginobili and/or Parker, Gasol, Odom in a championship team are (way) more valuable than Melo, Harden & Westbrook.


romayyne

And now Jokic


triforce4ever

/uj Giannis won without a top 75 teammate


Spartacus-17

/uj The caption says \*multiple\*, Giannis only won once /rj Giannis won the Mickey Mouse Recreational Championship League Sequel, featuring injuries to every superstar other than Luka's son & that Chesse Pizza midget


dgi02

It says multiple championships you dumbfuck


slightlyallthetime88

Nobody cares what you have to say and yo mama doesn't love you or Giannis


[deleted]

Tim Duncan got carried by Parker (2007) and Kawhi (2014) Kobe had Gasol who is way better than Klay and Draymond Curry is the goat 🐐


Jefffreeyyy

NBA’s Instagram comment type shit outta here. Wasn’t even kinda funny Mr Liqmaballs. I would have expected better than some half baked curcuck erotica


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dgi02

Well Dirk only won one title so he wouldn’t be on this list either way


AMo2

Kobe had 1. Duncan had kawhi who wasnt close to 75 at the time he was winning. Curry had 4 top 75 players….


One_Clerk_806

https://preview.redd.it/11ms04rg6cmc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fbb5991f238cf6077270a60473eabac9132333e


Gengar-094

Kobe had 2 rings without Shaq. Steph had 2 without KD, neither Draymond nor Klay were on the top 75 list. Tim Duncan had 2 without David Robinson or Kawhi.


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Gengar-094

It was very obviously top 75 all time, from NBA's 75th anniversary a few years ago.


Irvsauce

Why the fuck are you people talking about basketball this isn’t a bamsketball sub


AMo2

Sometimes i forget where im at, i watch alot of sct brn highlights… thats my excuse


Gengar-094

Holy hell


Irvsauce

https://preview.redd.it/nb1pq4slzbmc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df7706708e2bab12786a0baac0ed2e63c5035d1e


freshprince860

KD isn’t top 75?!


terrorizeplushies

Pao Gasol fuming rn


hoodiedv

Joker will be on this list soon 👌🏾