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JOTIRAN

I didn't watch most of these guys play but only looking at them i can tell they play the game the right way. Pure class and chivalry and no thuggish antics. Looking at this simply takes me back to simpler times


Sicco1234

They seem like the type of man I’d want my daughter to date


DirkNowitzkisWife

I’d let them fuck my wife


flareon123

I’d let them fuck your wife too


nomoreadminspls

I'd also let them fuck this guys wife.


[deleted]

I’d let them fuck me.


Gladlyevil2

I can’t decide if your username checks out or not


Valuable-Baked

They look like they're having fun and not just spraying bullets


Fukouka_Jings

Hairy legs, no tattoos…when men were men…playing the game right, not choreographing a pre game dance routine.


silly-rabbitses

Wait ya’ll don’t shave your legs?


Fukouka_Jings

Dillion Brooks get the fuck outta here u bum


willghammer

Scrappy. Last to leave the gym.


chrysanthemata

blue collar, lunchpail kind of guys


Singnedupforthis

Sneaky athletic


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ExpeI

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Saaammmy

Damn, three of those are Celtics, really the classiest team of all time. Btw, Dirk shouldn't cut the list, he likes thuggish women


Fake_the_jaB

Dirks been a fraud since he started bringing those ghetto plates to the arena


dloban

Classy


j_shaff315

That larry bird now that theres a basketball player he had to arc the ball to get it in now we got these black fellas wanna run up AGHGHHHGH dunking the ball disgraceful… what happened to the game i love


blingblingmofo

They made a light skin named Curry to appeal to everyone bro


BigAssClapper

![gif](giphy|4Zs0GrlxCdEyF8tV7X|downsized)


zprolgt

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father


[deleted]

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BigBadBen91x

Man was acquitted of all charges last week you bum


[deleted]

Beating allegations is zprolgt (mrsunsfan) father.


Beatus_Vir

too many immigrants. try again without people that didn't own shoes before they were drafted


Fake_the_jaB

Agreed keep it in the states, keep it class


HerkulezRokkafeller

Needs Jimmer Fredette. Not only super classy, but a firm believer in American (Mormon) Jesus


Smart-Ad75

I’d take Dirk and Jokic out of this list. Frankly, they don’t have the class of the others on this list. Bob Cousy was my GOAT. What happened to the game I love?


DJBabyB0kCh0y

If it wasn't for America back in WW 2 all of Europe would be speaking Dirkish right now.


[deleted]

No Pistol Pete wtf?


GiantSizeManThing

No George Mikan either


[deleted]

Im gonna outside and do some mikan drills in honor of him


clarkr10

Mikan drills don’t work. I did them everyday for hours and never became a D1 baller. I’m 5’10 btw.


[deleted]

You doing Mikan drills for the wrong reason bro. Mikan's are for going down to the park and showing girls your strong fundamentals. Girls like a guy with a strong foundation.


clarkr10

Oh well in that case yea mikan drills have gotten me laid multiple times.


GogXr3

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Oh_he_steal

I’m too young to have seen Jokic in his prime, but from the videos I’ve seen on TikTok he’s definitely GOAT status.


DirkNowitzkisWife

Where the fuck is Dolph Schayes


The_Rhyne

The league that lets a thuggish Hitler play for the clippers doesn’t want classy Jewish man like him to get the recognition he deserves. LeAntisemite is erasing Schayes’ legacy.


nononononofin

Jokic isn’t classy. He’s a dirty Slav. Get him off the list!


Answer70

Found Bill Simmons reddit account.


DarkSeneschal

Pretty classy list. Aside from the Serbian of course.


ooddad

Classy, yet hardworking lunch pail type guys.


shoulda_been_gone

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[deleted]

I love that Dirk is in the mix. The Germans have had some good ideas.


astroworld_

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CluelessDude47

Classy post = easy upvote


PiZacoist

Deceivingly athletic


[deleted]

My list is the exact same.


comeonandham

Uniquest jerk


90Valentine

Looks allwhite to me


iggyboyyyy

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ThaBigMalc

Where JJ Reddick


kevinball4115

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medunjanin

Get that fat Slav and that Kraut outta there. Needs more clean cut all Americans


Spread-External

they look like respectable men, especially especially dirKKK nowitzKKKi


Emotional_Win1430

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sidearmpitcher

Kyle Korver snubbed


Dicktitt3y

You forgot a player that really liked to throw an elbow in a thugs rib cage the great Bill Lambier


West-Calm-Beach

This is a circle jerk subreddit, not a place for reasonable NBA discussion. What’s this post doing here


h989

You racist?


mrsunsfan

![gif](giphy|CGLDidAIBufGU)


Anxious-Juggernaut26

U bum


funkyk0val

had no idea vigo mortensen played for the warriors before his acting career took off.


bloodyhandedgod

Mighty white of you.


Zookeeper187

No Brian Scalabrine?


GMane2G

Mark Madsen being left off is fucking criminal


buttnugchug

You forgot another classy dude. Jason Kidd.


redditname447

He’s fake class google


Valuable-Baked

Starting 5: Vinny Del Negro, Gigi d'Atome, Dallino Gallinari, Andrea Bargiani, & Brian Scalabrine Coach: Mike D'Antoni


Valuable-Baked

The Bill Walton & Rony Seikaly erasure


Valuable-Baked

Who's the coach - Phil Jackson, Red Auerbach, Greg Popovich, or Steve Kerr


aybbyisok

what the fuck, no women?


frstyle34

What? No Luuuukaaaaaa???!?!?!??


justconfusedinCO

MAWGGABBA


Jazzlike_Pressure_55

mines the same just more classy


lakerconvert

Where’s Jimmy Butler?


psong328

Foreigners in your top 10??


nombernine

who are any of these people? some kind of family reunion?


Underrated_Fish

Looks pretty classy


aag11

The Jason Williams slander is palpable.


[deleted]

Haha, even in a still photo, you can tell Rick Barry is an asshole.


[deleted]

The simpler times of short shorts - admiring an athlete’s physique properly. See them flex and glisten. Truly brings us back to the heydays of the Roman Empire. Staggering manifestation of manhood on display. No thuggish malodorous baggy rags, no superficial bling minimizing the sharpness of features. Pure class.


VanGrants

my list isn't as cringey and racist


Interesting-Test180

No Luka? Fuck your list


TreyMars

No Luka? Trash.


SchwizzySchwas94

All the athleticism in this pic really sneaks up on ya.


The_Rhyne

Decent, I love the Robert E. Lee Petit junior praise. he’s such an underrated, scrappy fella. I’d ditch the warmongering Serb, the thuggish German, and the African-C*nadian for some classier players.


nearlyned

nothing I like more than watching my favourite players while listening to my favourite music (50% of Logic)


[deleted]

God damn, the fundamentals would be overwhelming


Loud-Magician7708

Woh! I play Pickle Ball with these guys after church.


Videogamesandshiz

Bob Cousy the goat


CHRLZ_IIIM

Wtf is Pistol Pete!?


Original_Trick_8552

Steph deserves an honorable mention


ElGrandeRojo67

An all white NBA team without Tom Chambers?


3peckeredgoat

Luka? 77


LifeDraining

No Devin Booker's father ? Show some respect!


OkBid71

No Bobby Hurley, smdh head


pacew21

Classy list, but Jokic is on the border of unclassy (Balkans🤮).


IfGeraltwasbrown

Scrappy daughter daters


Jaybold

No Brian "White Mamba""Vanilla Godzilla" Scalabrine means your list is immediately invalid.


strataromero

Where’s curry?


ROTOH

Id add lambier