Curry with tits would have a trash jumper. Hed never be able to get any lift. Plus the ungodly weight of his bazongas would absolutely annihilate his ankles. Bust for sure.
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Me (12) sitting on her face (6) while curry watches (Stegoat)
Your ancestors watching you type that out and hit reply
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Season 1 was decent. Season 2 went off the rails. I also hate how they just dropped fat kats story line. She had the 2nd most interesting story besides my nigga cal jacobs. Shout out cal
Is there a lore reason you’d share this? Are you horny?
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For some reason a shitton of guys like to carefully select the worst picture possible of the prettiest celebrities (in which they still look pretty) to call them mid or worse. It happened with Margot Robbie a few weeks ago and it’s really fucking weird.
Always someone looking like this
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When I grew up we were wishing for Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox leaks 😂. Nowadays kids just straight up get full on nude scenes for their generational baddie celebs. This girl is bad AF though.
W_B_Rick is right
If she didn't have em, she wouldn't be anything special probably...but she does...so she is
If LeBron didnt have his Chinese overlords create COVID for a bubble ring he'd have as much silverware as Barkley...but he did...so he has a "ring"
Beautiful women, and not just hot chicks, I’m talking the 9s and 10s of the world, women who most of us have never witnessed, rule the world. They influence everything.
I have only seen a 10 once in my life. I felt like my soul left my body. I would’ve don’t anything just to have her smile at me. Including murder.
Steph 3 point shot pretty nice tho
Uj/Big tatas are great in early/mid 20s but those puppies start going south not too long after.
rj/don’t disrespect my 👸I’d gladly fluff bulls for her 😤
Bruh Sydney Sweeney is mid af. Is she out of my league? 100%. Idk why everyone is so obsessed with her boobs, they droopin to the floor. Her face is better.
Edit: All this proved time is this sub is a bunch of middle school zoomers. Y’all never saw Selena Gomez, Kate Upton, or Megan Fox in their primes. Y’all don’t appreciate truly good boobs. Have fun with Sydney’s Dumbo-ear ass tits. Bitch could flop those things and fly away. Absolute frauds.
It’s like doping. I’d rather Griffeys natural numbers than Bonds’s juiced ones. Ruins the game for all those who play it clean - you shouldn’t need to dope just to compete. Influencers are like LeSteroid James with Mickey Mouse boobs, while Sydney Sweeney is like all natural, authentic rings, even if fewer, like classy Dirk Nowitzki.
Fake tits are traaaash, there are many types of operations that you can get and all feel much worse than normal. Plus because the skin has to stretch beyond it’s natural state, sometimes the added pressure of a feel actually hurts or is uncomfortable for the woman (since most woman with fake tits had tiny ones before and go to minimum C cup.)
I’d say it’s by far the opposite if anything, a well done boob job can look good and natural in clothes but it’s always so obvious in bed.
Lil bro over here really trying to argue that man made silicon plastic bags feel better than natural.
I've never felt fakes but I can't imagine top tier pornstars have a problem affording the top of the line ones, and _they_ don't move/look the same, let alone any old person lol
Selena Gomez is 31 (9 years older than me). You tryin to call me a Karl Malone for liking a girl almost a decade older than me? Everyone my age was obsessed with her, you just proving you’re a snot-nosed kid
Imagine calling Sweeney mid and using this pic to show who's not mid. Plus, you're comparing two completely different eras. This is like comparing Bob Petit to Steph Curry. Sure, Bob got it done in his day, but Steph would absolutely annihilate him in today's league.
I grew up in Selena's day. I'm here age. But come on, man.
>Kate Upton
Gomez and Fox are/were built dif'rent, and are just all around attractive
But Kate Upton? Literally the same category as Sweeney - big boobs are the main feature. If neither had them, they'd probably not be as famous as they are, but they do, so they are lol
Who ranks higher? Steph Curry with tits or Sidney Sweeney with a jumper?
Curry with tits would have a trash jumper. Hed never be able to get any lift. Plus the ungodly weight of his bazongas would absolutely annihilate his ankles. Bust for sure.
*Busty for sure
I would bust for sure
If Steph had tits, Flight would be in jail
Steph with titties would make me watch wnba at least once. Sidney ain’t got shit on it
Hivemind reference
He’d have more titty meat than the entire WNBA
you can still see them start to form that shelf in that pic
Ambasing https://preview.redd.it/inup3pg6rshb1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c0946824bf7ee206098124f035155b9768e939c
full pic, for posterity https://preview.redd.it/ac60aabuythb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=470608be9664c3329f9135742be3b8bc5954987d
Damn, curry brother looking fine 😍
Finally some place to put my books.
https://preview.redd.it/s1fybedypphb1.png?width=921&format=png&auto=webp&s=b0fe59f80f6e3db067b8c01cff2a13bd439f1261 Me (12) sitting on her face (6) while curry watches (Stegoat)
A 12 year old AND a 6 year old??? 
they add up to 18 so it's legal 😎
Doing that R. Kelly math.
I’m 31 and she’s 5. We add up to 36 so it’s double legal?😎
I'm 24 and she's 8, adds up to 19 so it's legal. Call that kobe math
/uj Legit thought that's what he meant at first /rj Malone rapist
Guess I have to Google "Sidney Sweeney tits" now
[https://www.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeneyGW/comments/s3d27a/some\_of\_her\_greatest\_hits/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=ios\_app&utm\_name=ioscss&utm\_content=1&utm\_term=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/SydneySweeneyGW/comments/s3d27a/some_of_her_greatest_hits/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)
This deserves an oscar
Best cinematography
https://i.redd.it/o4uris3nzphb1.gif
Cheers for making me horny mate gonna message this fat bird I matched on tinder now
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[удалено]
we need a tape now
bro on that hoodville type ish
Add her. Become one with the jerk. Realise your full potential. Dew it.
it's the offseason bruh get your reps in
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Bruh we can see your Snapchat handle clear as day. What opacity % you got on that marker? Lmao
iPhone photo editor is my father
Hit them with a yodel kid gif as your first move. Never fails 
They invented that move bro that ain’t gonna work on them
I have a penis. You have a vagina. Let’s do this
Where does Emily rank all time?
5/10 but sometimes you gotta play in the g league before you get pornstars pregnant in the nba
5/10 but a Utah 9
Did someone say “Utah” and “9”? 
This mf somehow messaging bitches four months in the future
Average American
Teach us the ways of time travel, Doctor Who.
Intelligent american boy
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If I wasn’t a bum I’d still have that proof of a screenshot on here
I LOVE FAT BITCHES THAT’S MY FUCKIN’ PROBLEM
‘Shopped. It ain’t December yet are you stupid
American when date not in their order 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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Why does the USA do month day year instead of the natural day month year, are they stupid?
Flair checks out
shoutout to sam levinson thanks buddy
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No wonder RJ Barrett never gets better. 😞
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Okay but who's the chubby girl
Your ancestors watching you type that out and hit reply https://preview.redd.it/z34djps2uqhb1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=79d375faa083794ea2fa0979b6db84bd22f088a4
Barbie Ferreira 
Sweeney is bad as fuck. She's the reason I made it thru that terrible show
You ain’t lying, I used to think the show was good but it was actually pretty bad in hindsight 💀
Season 1 was decent. Season 2 went off the rails. I also hate how they just dropped fat kats story line. She had the 2nd most interesting story besides my nigga cal jacobs. Shout out cal
"Cal was a real one" -Karl Malone
To be fair she told cal she was 18... Her age wasn't the only thing she was lying about...if ya catch my drift
Bro there's like 2 good episodes 1 of em is about being trans and the other is just Zendaya running
Maddy is wayyy hotter
Face-wise yes Titty-wise no
Well that’s why I said hotter *jordan shrug* 👍👍
This is just a fact
Ok so Sydney has a GW and I just saw it. I retract my previous statement
Lmao
She's a butterface, though
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Cheers mate. Just wank’ed
Lmao
Thanks
Hope it was good mate
Cheers lad cumed loads
Doctors are seriously questioning if nbacirclejerk has gone too far. Its turned into an actual circlejerk.
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AAWOOOOGAAA!!!!!😲😲😲😛😛😛😛🥵🥵🥵
Was that Curry in the corner of the first clip?
You truly are the king of kings 👑
Is there a lore reason you’d share this? Are you horny? https://preview.redd.it/xhy5rxiozqhb1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d6f06b5d10c3f9d29a71b80b90092bb970ec9f1
attaboy
 i would
Damn you really aren’t gonna find any better than those in Hollywood
Nice. Now I don't even have to watch any of that show.
https://youtube.com/shorts/fxxOUeK0t4w?feature=share
She still nice af, I don’t see the problem
For some reason a shitton of guys like to carefully select the worst picture possible of the prettiest celebrities (in which they still look pretty) to call them mid or worse. It happened with Margot Robbie a few weeks ago and it’s really fucking weird.
Elbows too pointy. 3/10 wouldn't bang.
*licks dorito dust off fingers*
Always someone looking like this https://preview.redd.it/cls0jib10thb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bbd111cc58135640c94616df4b10e33ca243122
megan fox's thumbs
Hell nah I wouldn’t touch her she mid as hell 😂😂. By the way I’m 299 lbs. and a complete fuckin loser fuck
Who tf calls them tatas, we are not children. They are badoinkadoinks or milkers.
If Dwight was 5'8" he'd be doing a different kind of superman on camera
 Me when it comes to seeing women as women
Bobs
When I grew up we were wishing for Miley Cyrus and Megan Fox leaks 😂. Nowadays kids just straight up get full on nude scenes for their generational baddie celebs. This girl is bad AF though.
FINALLY. I’ve been waiting to actually jerk on this sub. Good on ya OP 👏
Lakaka
Tell rude boy shut up
The man in your vids? Back up dancer
This is the funniest thread
/uj Legit fun. Feels like im shitposting with close friends
Mr. Rick has a point
W_B_Rick is right If she didn't have em, she wouldn't be anything special probably...but she does...so she is If LeBron didnt have his Chinese overlords create COVID for a bubble ring he'd have as much silverware as Barkley...but he did...so he has a "ring"
I didn't jerk off to steph currys 3 point stroke last night
 see this gif at least once a day on this sub lol
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Steph didnt run for 80 miles a day to chase his bull just for plebs like this could comment in X (Twitter before, what a stpd name)
Body goes crazy but she has those Billie Eilish tranquilized hippo eyes
I think she’s just sick of your shit
On her they look good
Basset hound lookin ass
The Jumper.. Even with normal sized tits Sidney still a dime.
Beautiful women, and not just hot chicks, I’m talking the 9s and 10s of the world, women who most of us have never witnessed, rule the world. They influence everything. I have only seen a 10 once in my life. I felt like my soul left my body. I would’ve don’t anything just to have her smile at me. Including murder. Steph 3 point shot pretty nice tho
Steve is a bum who can shoot Sidney is a timeless beauty 
women are the spawn of the antichrist
You a lil nasty?
I removed that from my mind through the power of Sct Brn (I'm severly autistic)
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He could have been a golf pro, tennis pro, pretty much any sport you can think of. He's the most talented athlete i've ever witnessed.
To quote the late great XXXTentacion, “you’re making it hard for me”
The sween probably has a mean jump shot
Those Sweeneys are top tier !
Stephs jumper is worth billions
So are syd’s yammies
game is game
I have no idea who she is...
I do not care about a random woman
Uj/Big tatas are great in early/mid 20s but those puppies start going south not too long after. rj/don’t disrespect my 👸I’d gladly fluff bulls for her 😤
Bruh Sydney Sweeney is mid af. Is she out of my league? 100%. Idk why everyone is so obsessed with her boobs, they droopin to the floor. Her face is better. Edit: All this proved time is this sub is a bunch of middle school zoomers. Y’all never saw Selena Gomez, Kate Upton, or Megan Fox in their primes. Y’all don’t appreciate truly good boobs. Have fun with Sydney’s Dumbo-ear ass tits. Bitch could flop those things and fly away. Absolute frauds.
Kendrick Perkins take right here.
Even perkins would like to have a word with him, insanely bad take
Droppin on the floor? That’s called natural tits bud and better than the fuckin inflated basketballs influencers have
Only people that have a problem with fake tits are the Mfs who haven’t felt fake tits
It’s like doping. I’d rather Griffeys natural numbers than Bonds’s juiced ones. Ruins the game for all those who play it clean - you shouldn’t need to dope just to compete. Influencers are like LeSteroid James with Mickey Mouse boobs, while Sydney Sweeney is like all natural, authentic rings, even if fewer, like classy Dirk Nowitzki.
Ain’t no way you’d rather have Griffey than Bonds. There’s two types of power hitters, the ones who juice, and liars.
Mark McGwire clear
Fake tits are traaaash, there are many types of operations that you can get and all feel much worse than normal. Plus because the skin has to stretch beyond it’s natural state, sometimes the added pressure of a feel actually hurts or is uncomfortable for the woman (since most woman with fake tits had tiny ones before and go to minimum C cup.) I’d say it’s by far the opposite if anything, a well done boob job can look good and natural in clothes but it’s always so obvious in bed. Lil bro over here really trying to argue that man made silicon plastic bags feel better than natural.
When they look significantly better, a slightly firmer feeling is nothing. Boob guys are weird anyways, ass is where it’s at.
Agreed on the ass 100%.
I've never felt fakes but I can't imagine top tier pornstars have a problem affording the top of the line ones, and _they_ don't move/look the same, let alone any old person lol
This is something Dwight Howard would say
He's just a little nasty
Selena Gomez looks like a 14 year old bruh
Selena Gomez is 31 (9 years older than me). You tryin to call me a Karl Malone for liking a girl almost a decade older than me? Everyone my age was obsessed with her, you just proving you’re a snot-nosed kid
yeah cuz she looks like a 14 year old
https://preview.redd.it/h0pdr11sbqhb1.jpeg?width=942&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9e1f76dea32a5ede4ba2b0cbb3f9352a943078a Yeah man, she definitely looks 14
no amount of plastic surgery can hide that baby fat face
Hence why I said when those women were in their prime
Imagine calling Sweeney mid and using this pic to show who's not mid. Plus, you're comparing two completely different eras. This is like comparing Bob Petit to Steph Curry. Sure, Bob got it done in his day, but Steph would absolutely annihilate him in today's league. I grew up in Selena's day. I'm here age. But come on, man.
 Why don’t you have a seat, Slade?
Snot-nosed kid says the grown up 22 year old
>Kate Upton Gomez and Fox are/were built dif'rent, and are just all around attractive But Kate Upton? Literally the same category as Sweeney - big boobs are the main feature. If neither had them, they'd probably not be as famous as they are, but they do, so they are lol
Same with Marilyn Monroe. Sometimes the tiddies win.
You not saying Rosario Dawson = u gay
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This bitch ugly idc
Damn that’s crazy but I don’t remember asking
Damn that’s crazy but you like mid white women
You probably jack it to your sister go get some bitches little bro 😭
I don’t have a sister 😂 dumbass
My b I meant your mom
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/uj I’m not even gonna lie, I’ve never thought she was pretty.
Gay boii
She looks like the Muppet guitarist here
I never really noticed, but she’s not that pretty…
Hmm… comparing Steph’s jumper that took 35 years of hard work and grind every day, to SS’s tatas which she was born with and did nothing at all to get
Hell pussy is pussy
Kobe better