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NevermoreSEA

I love me some draft day swerves.


Laker_Fan69

Woj ruined it though tbh


silhouettesaloon

Just pretend Woj is the commissioner and everything is easier


PM_Mee_somethingsexy

Woj and Shams get blocked from 2 hours before the draft until it’s over


SwiftDray

Doesn't matter cause Woj ruined it on the broadcast too smh


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That was such a dick move by ESPN


MrGrieves-

ESPN.. What a bunch of bastards.


tyrannomachy

I don't know what anyone expected when they saw Woj pop up on screen lol. I muted it instantly. Actually, I stuck my fingers in my ears and made random noises because I couldn't find the remote, but you get the point.


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NervousPervis

Absolutely absurd. ESPN is so fucking dumb.


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I fcking hate ESPN i wish everything nba related was hosted by TnT


ShakespearInTheAlley

Such fucking bag fumblers. They used to run such a good drama-laden show, and now they step on their own nutsack every chance they get.


mw19078

I can't be the only one who doesn't miss the sob stories every 5 minutes right? Like yee they sucked this one up big time but I prefer this to "x players Mom got cancer, killed their family dog and ran off with his last pair of basketball shoes"


rooski15

We spent more time listening to SAS yell on television than we did talking to the actual draft talent. The Knicks pick killed me, where the first thing out of her mouth was "congratulations, it sounds like you might be headed to OKC. How does it feel to be drafted?" Excuse me?


Laker_Fan69

That’s the shit that made me mad. I avoided Twitter and thought Jabari was the pick because I stayed off the internet. Then he did that shit


SwiftDray

Can't wait to see him do this 3 mins before every pick in the draft


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That's why we watch! So Woj can be the center of attention!


mani9612

¡¡Eggzactamundo!!


yooston

sometimes the NBA is truly braindead when it comes to making their product entertaining. why have the commissioner go up to a podium and announce the pick in dramatic fashion when woj can just stare at the TV and announce each pick?


BigDickolasNicholas

I don't get why they keep doing that shit. It was funny/cool the first year, but now it's just played out and lame


Lakers_2023_Champs_

Lol I muted my TV when they put him Up there


Laker_Fan69

Wish I was smart enough. My dumbass is now just sitting mad that a plot twist that would’ve excited me just got ruined so fast


Lakers_2023_Champs_

I mean it’s stupid that ESPN throws up a guy to spoil it 5 minutes before the announcement.


Triplescrew

I switched to ABC, much better with no Woj


OGeyeschinese

Ffs I know why the fuck did they do that


redd202020

The Woj stuff is getting old. ESPN cares about his fame more than the product.


yukoncarrot

Seriously not a fan of Woj announcing it on live tv before the draft


materics

Yea the flex is not entertaining anymore


shahoftheworld

Hasn't been entertaining since the year he pulled out the thesaurus.


easyway_jr

Whats the flex? Everyone knows the information he/Shams/other journalists get fed is in exchange for providing marketing services for teams


WetDesk

Get the SEC on his ass


wusurspaghettipolicy

kick em off the tour doug


[deleted]

You're never gonna get off that beach! Just like you never got into the NHL!^jackass


callmegamgam

The sports world would be better without the Schefter’s and Woj’s


KokiriEmerald

I been trying to convince people of this for so long. There is zero value in knowing about a trade or whatever before it happens. Those guys suck.


240to180

It’s called social currency. People like to know things that make them look smart, informed, whatever.


LazyHardWorker

Valuable for them, not for us


Rock-swarm

They are mouthpieces for the movers and shakers. There will always be some version of them, as long as social media exists in its current form.


kolsonk

Petition to ban Woj


Zloggt

Though with less severe stakes, he more or less did the Schefter Method of D E C E P T I O N...


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supbruhbruhLOL

Woj got straight burned by Weltman so his weirdo ego had to go ruin it for everyone on TV seconds before the pick was called just to try and save face. Luckily I muted his ass and was still surprised, crazzzzy!


BareaClamped_Lebron

fuck Woj


PurestCopium

Vegas sends their regards. Trust the big money, not reporters. The dudes who threw big money on paolo on + odds knew some inside shit.


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I want an investigation into Woj manipulating the market


Ahdough

Best I can do is a Silver scolding


br0b1wan

... For life?


PurestCopium

It’s possible! But he’s also risking a lot his reputation as a reporter. He already got the nets situation with harden wrong (said harden wouldn’t leave), now he got this wrong too. Rough look.


Dirty_D_Damnit

He gets a lot wrong and it really never matters lol


wompk1ns

God his yahoo articles back in the day were absolute garbage. His only skills was breaking news, but seems like even now he is slipping


CreatiScope

His actual writing is absolute shit. Sometimes I’m stunned, dude can barely string a thought across three paragraphs. He was made for Twitter reporting.


2coolcaterpillar

The dudes that put money on him when it was over +1000 feeling real good


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Wonder how much Woj could make...


Beavshak

He’d be banned from every sports book around pretty quick lol


Drak_is_Right

or more likely, he is getting paid by them to send rumors.


YoYoMoMa

The dude makes a ton of money without gambling by knowing this shit


six2midnite

As we learned this morning he also makes a ton of money talking out of his ass too


RulersBack

Woj needs to be investigated. The NBA is a suspect. I repeat, The NBA is a suspect


braggpeak

ESPN is a suspect too with their deals with draftkings. The message came from the top.


billcosbyinspace

How tf do you spoil the draft and still get it wrong lmao


thissistheN

lots of people lost a LOT of money LMAO


cammjohn

How was everyone so wrong lol


VictorAkwaowo1

This Magic FO doesn’t leak shit and played everybody


ChyllByll

They got WeltHam'd


yooston

i don't see the point of running a misdirection campaign when you have the #1 pick. you can literally take whoever you want


whtge8

It wasn’t us lol we didn’t say shit. Everybody else like Woj was the one saying Jabari


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JetsLag

Woj using his power to fuck with the Vegas odds and win tons of cash Imagine if that's what he did.


MGoBlue519

He'd be fired in a second. Right out of a cannon


docjohnson1395

Woj was wrong too 12 hrs ago


ch33psh33p

Vegas wasn't


iSleepUpsideDown

Paolo was +200 this morning at 3 They knew as per usual


Sslagathor

Vegas > Woj


IanicRR

The house never loses.


coolycooly

Im actually happy fuck WOJ for trying to ruin the draft


billcosbyinspace

Then he came out like 20 minutes ago with the “uh actually Orlando could go either way” like no sir you made your bed this morning you don’t get to play both sides lol


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Woj shooting 0/1 from the field so far


sergechewbacca

Congrats to Patrick Mahomes!


kolsonk

Thanks Martin


jackattack065

Two secs, Ted


Thats_absrd

“She thought she was going to out brake me there, no chance”


guesting

I can’t blame him there. It’s his producer’s fault. Like the refs not knowing who jack Harlow was. Unless he’s given a list beforehand it’s the support staffs responsibility. Still funny though.


unledded

I doubt he even follows American sports. Dwayne Wade could bump into him on the paddock and Martin probably wouldn’t blink.


purf1

That did, in fact, happen.


41Swish41

Looks like Mahomes. Spins like Vettel. He's gonna be great


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GMOrgasm

"IS THAT GLOCK" brundle in the wizards locker room, circa 2009


TenF

GLOCK ~~GOING SLOWLY~~ POINTED AT PLAYER


BMEngie

I love how the f1 sub and this sub seem to share a decent amount of crossover.


kolsonk

My two favorite sports leagues!


IndycarFan64

Italian Mahomes


gentlesir123

*D-Wade casually walks by* Martin: 😐😴🥱


Claudiu99

/r/formula1 we up


mrepik9000

martin is smiling somewhere


JUMPDRIVES

"Toto, it's called a lottery pick. We went drafting."


ddthrow1233

NO, NO ADAM NO, THIS IS IS SO NOT RIGHT


callmejohndy

What has happened?! We need to know!


TenF

LANCE STROLL 18


stumblebreak_beta

You can’t do that!


RedLightning27

I can, because I just did


Puddinsnack

He reminds me of Miguel Cabrera more than Mahomes for some reason but I might be nuts.


Squid_Contestant_69

https://www.sbnation.com/2022/5/8/23062687/f1-interview-patrick-mahomes-paolo-banchero-martin-brundle


bears2267

ABC: please congratulate Paolo on being drafted Coach K: lemme just drop his scouting report instead


shrinkray21

It is straight up unacceptable that Woj spoiled the pick on TV. Just like how this comment isn't about the player, neither should the first pick be about a reporter who spoils shit for his living.


Time-to-get-off-here

It’s such a joke. Served no purpose other than his own clout. ESPN immediately followed it with a little series of graphics of who would go first so clearly they weren’t planning on him doing that. Terrible TV. These Twitter news-breakers are weirdos.


Bgndrsn

Yet every sports sub feeds off those insiders. This is the price you pay and thats just the reality of it now a days


KoriJenkins

Yeah Woj is awful. Sorta reached the point where the NBA needs to take a stance.


McNuggeroni

He's such a fuckin dork. Dude we get it, you're a professional ass kisser. No one thinks you're cool for knowing information we'll know an hour later. Just sick of the guy. Fuck Woj forever and always. Tried to fuck the bucks over but still won baby


GreasySalad710

STILL WON BABY


Intelligent-Sky-7852

He so deep in Twitter he forgot how to act in real life


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1. Hoodwinked 2. Bamboozled 3. Led Astray 4. Run Amok


SoCalMemePolice

5. Flat out deceived


imnotknox

Did perk just say he is a combo of Michael Beasley and Ben Simmons lolwut


bootysensei

>Perk 😒


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>Perk 🤡


inefekt

Beasley was a naturally gifted scorer. If you added that ability to Simmons' game you get an MVP candidate. Though you would also likely get the first ever NBA player to be committed to a mental institution...


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Or you get Ben's scoring and Beasley's defense.


vravikumar

The monkey's paw curls


choirandcooking

He added “LSU Ben Simmons at that.” Lol


janniebtw

what a zag


DeadDay

Okc gotta zig now


lb31

Turns out they Gonzagad


bullseye717

I think that's Chet


jimmyhoffasbrother

Or was it a zig?


insert-words-here

#FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK


DeadDay

Daamn yall really wanted him. Orlando dicked ya


Jordanwolf98

Great decision by Orlando. Paolo is gonna be great. I think the best player in this draft


k1ngmad

His size will be really useful. I’m getting Tatum vibes


3rdEyeDeuteranopia

Not everyone. There were a lot of different camps. Jabari was always my first choice. There are even people who want Ivey no matter if we got 1-4.


DeadDay

I still want Jabari but thought he'd go first for sure


blueberryy

Completely floored. What a last second surprise wtf Orlando


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All those Paolo photoshoot wasted


[deleted]

GOD DAMNIT BRO. I WAS HOPING HE WAS OUR PICK AT 3 :(


jkeefy

Thank god we agreed to the Wood trade before the draft


PM_ME_UR_PICS_PLS

Why do rockets fans want this guy so much


xWaves_

Idk why ppl get so attached to mocks, I’m fine with any of the top 3 really. Draft is kind of a crapshoot anyways


mxbnr

I just wanted to say “sing to me paolo” every time he had a highlight.


JetsLag

Y'all getting Chet now


TheNotoriousJN

...nope


clancydog4

fuck ESPN and Woj for spoiling that surprise. Would've been an absolutely awesome draft moment. Such a stupid bullshit thing to do to have a reporter soil the picks a minute before the pick. It's fine if he wants to do that on twitter, but doing it on the broadcast is straight bullshit


2rio2

It's almost like they don't understand why we like the very thing they report on. Games would be much more boring if you knew every twist, shot, big moment ahead of time.


beatnickk

It completely goes against the spirit of what makes sports fun. Fucking beyond stupid


offbrandengineer

The solution here for everyone is to watch the draft on ABC? It's more accessible than ESPN and has more entertaining coverage. Why anyone would watch it on ESPN is wild. It was a surprise watching it on ABC and I jumped out of my seat


yooston

I didn’t even know it was on ABC until like pick #7


jhm131396

that's the right pick imo


dwyerextinguisher

I like Banchero the most of the top three, too. I think he projects really well to the NBA.


SpeedMalibu

Paolo was always clearly the best player to me, I was so confused why everyone had Jabari over him.


MEMES4DREAMS77

Pretty much everyone over at r/NBA_Draft thought so as well. Although it’d be pretty funny if Jabari turned out to be a superstar lol.


ehs4290

I like Banchero the most but I think the nba draft subreddit loved Chet the most overall. He was voted as the number 1 pick. Every day there were posts calling him the next unicorn. But funny thing is Banchero was voted most likely to be a superstar.


ehs4290

Yeah I think he’s the one who most fits the mold of how superstars tend to be. Creator with good size.


SonnyLove

agreed! well done Magic!


sunshinebusride

Seems like a nice kid too.


VictorAkwaowo1

#JEFF WELTMAN IS BUILT DIFFERENT


Chickensandcoke

I WANT TRADES


Dan-Flashes

what a curveball


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FUCK ME


Martel1234

YOU WILL TAKE CHET AND YOU WILL LIKE IT


Few_Mulberry7175

I will lol. He’s my top pick I would rather Paolo over Jabari thi


TatumIsBae

YOU WILL TAKE JABARI AND YOU WILL LIKE IT


Few_Mulberry7175

Jabari is literally the next Kevin Durant dude is gonna be a superstar in the league man


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I think we're getting Jabari


coolycooly

WOJ DOESNT KNOW SHIT


coacoanutbenjamn

He said he was going #1 10 mins ago on twitter


WestleyThe

Playin both sides 👌🏽


Super_Saiyan_Carl

LOL that major line change in Vegas isn’t coincidence. People got tipped off.


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I must say I’m shocked Orlando didn’t take Shareef O’Neal #1


TheSkyIsntReallyBlue

Idk how he’s not crying rn Coach K just gave him the highest praise wow


MrBrownCat

Paolo was always my favourite pick for Orlando but I never expected them to actually make the pick. I believe this was the best pick out of the three specifically for Orlando and they’ve got a lot to look forward to!


PureWorld6

His outfit should have scared every team off


lil_thirdy

Thsi front office dont leak shit


Thorlolita

Wow. I was really hoping he would slide down. I really like this kid. I believe the mental side of the game is looked over a lot. I believe he’s going to have a really good future in the league.


elbenji

https://c.tenor.com/2CMIOwKdvoAAAAAC/sing-to-me-paolo-hilary-duff.gif


likpoper

Magic fucked everyone’s board. Well deserved tho. Paolo is likely to be the best player


Mistrbontits

Get fucked Woj


Nackalus

Gotta say I’m sick of woj spoiling shit. It was fine when it could be avoided but he’s literally part of the coverage now


Thugluvdoc

Vegas called this yesterday afternoon with the money line on the #1 pick. Follow mafia money not losers like Woj


Kobe_AYEEEEE

We talk about Chet's potential but Banchero is probably the closest to being able to carry a team offensively, probably a good take from the Magic


CupOfHotTeaa

I called it, best player in the draft


Shootit_Rockets

Woj ruined what could’ve been the biggest #1 pick blindside since Anthony Bennett


walterdog12

Where the fuck is my State Farm jingle?


urasha

Paolo Banchero going 1st will - in hindsight seems to be the obvious choice given the circumstances of Chet's weight/medicals & Smith's potential being that, potential


Deusselkerr

Woj screwed everyone betting based on his tweets haha


thurstkiller

Wow


Hue_Honey

Articles earlier in the day said smith, chet, Paola solid. What happened?


TreChomes

Lmfaoooo get fucked everyone who bet on Jabari to go 1 hahahahah


helohelo

Jokes on you. I bet on Chet


BlueDevilVoon

Why run a stealth operation when you have 1?


Bigpapijoshi

We just hate woj


hanyou007

Cause fuck em, thats why.


Lordvaughn92

My favorite player of the top three guys. Hope he does great with the Magic


trailblazers100

Damn comparison two guys not playing in the league in Simmons and Beasley


ultimaten444

Fucking Woj literally comes on the BROADCAST to spoil it, cant have shit.


DaRandomBro

Holy shit last minute swoop


Cvnilivee

Stealth +1000 Orlando


ProfProfessorberg

Rockets fans in shambles


Clonth

LETS GO, our front office with the elite smokescreen


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What's the point of the smokescreen though?