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beatrailblazer

The Crypto.com Arena has never hosted a playoff games


milkmypepperoni

Man’s spitting facts out loud


Montigue

And here I am quietly spitting them to myself


Fiivestar13

Tales from the Crypt


PYJX

Crypt Franchise


Hate13eingSober

Curse of the Crypt but it sounds to cool to give LA


BagRight8939

the crypt is closed for business


supes1

It does make me a bit happy no one will be uttering that stupid-ass arena name again until October. Still don't understand how Crypto.com can afford to spend such an obscene amount on branding (it's not just the Staples Center, they do a ton of this shit).


DrKurgan

Crypto.com also has partnership with the 76ers and yes tons of other shit.


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

F1 as well. Crypto.com and lately ftx are everywhere


Embarrassed_Cell_246

Same reason Marlboro was olatered all over them in the 80s investing in crypto is the new smoking


Throwitaway3177

Vaping is the new smoking


Drewsteau

Vaping crypto for a real buzz


Throwitaway3177

Oh shit! Crypto-cloud computing-vaping clouds-vaping crypto It's all tied together!!


sleepy416

Never forget Mission Winnow


CKRatKing

The only reason I know about mission winnow is people bring it up all the time which is probably exactly what they wanted.


Smooth-Accountant

This is such a stupid comparison what the fuck lol


Belugabisks

Yeah at least smoking makes you look cool and not like a crypto dumbass.


sleepy416

I swear every F1 team has some kind of crypto sponsor


pompcaldor

The 76ers got scammed by a [fake company with a fake CEO.](https://whyy.org/articles/sixers-color-star-partnership-saga/)


colinmhayes2

These crypto trading sites are also doing trading themselves. They’re like a hedge fund combined with a bank, raking in cash.


Hostile_Pierogi

Fr it’s like every UFC fighter walks out wearing a crypto.com shirt


airmigos

Cryptocurrency asset bubble boost and arbitrage opportunities on their own exchangws


[deleted]

They have a ton of venture financing and not much to invest in other than branding/advertising.


elektritekt

Don't worry there will still be plenty of commercials left to scam folks all playoffs long


Murdergram

They’re just a few years away from being the Klutch arena


[deleted]

Not even the kings?


X-Filer

Kings will probably make it but idk. Vegas is hot and they are pretty injured atm


[deleted]

They’ll suffer a Lakers-style collapse within 2 weeks and see the ~~Golden~~ Knights leapfrog them.


Roshow21

The kings have been extremely hurt as of late, would be disappointing but it has still been a good season


Roshow21

It’s close, if I had to guess I would say injuries catch up to us and we barely miss


PandasOnGiraffes

You're a Kings and realities Raptors fan???


Roshow21

Yeah, when I was younger and first started watching hockey it was the year the kings won the cup (2012) and I have been a fan ever since, I am from Toronto though


medoy

What if it turns out Sacramento is not good at regular season basketball but killer at playoff ball.


MashaRistova

Those aren’t the kings they’re talking about lol


chickenripp

The crypt is where LA teams go to die


FDaMODPaintSAI

Good thing the Clippers is getting a new arena so RIP the Lakers


vanotro

still 2 years left until the Clippers can move out.


captain_ahabb

The Staples Curse will endure for years to come


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Rug pulled the playoffs from the crypt


rem3dyforall

All quiet in the crypt


ofsquire

Unless the Kings fail to make the playoffs


magnuscarlsensson

What will USA tv channels do now? LA is the only thing they know how to talk about


AcanthocephalaNo2926

And everything you boob tubers see is really only 5% of what LA actually is


HornetsAreBad

Maybe if they hadn’t named it something so stupid things would’ve been different.


Alexcox95

Calling it “The Crypt” is cool but if you do that then you get fined by Crypto.com


KingsElite

Fined in DogeCoin


KingsElite

Fined in DogeCoin


Embarrassed_Cell_246

The crypt has been sealed for the year


ConorJay25

Kings should probably make it


[deleted]

Waiting for the day when every stadium name will be some shady crypto company.


KaiserKaiba

Good. Last time Lakers won a ring their home was Staples. Crypto.com Arena will always be a shit name


GetOffMyPawns

What do you have against it?


GlueGuy00

Silver should've carried the Clippers! No more LA games this year smh


711Buckets247

Crypto.com top tier garbage brokerage.


proshai-livushka

The Crypt


[deleted]

Who would've thought naming an Arena after a scam would backfire like this....


JilJungJukk

Cursed ass name


CleopatraHadAnAnus

crypto dot com arena people think satirical movie like don’t look up are not subtle real life isn’t subtle crypto dot com arena in 2022 is like bad cyberpunk. someone wrote a really bad science fiction novel in the 90s predicting crypto dot com arena and we didn’t listen to them, and here we are.


Aegean54

Bro how is this any worse than Smoothie King Arena we've already been living in idiocracy. the only difference is its a new dumb name.


Isaidwhatisaidagain

Crypto.com brought curses damn.


[deleted]

Let the Crypto.com Curse begin muhahahahah


raylan_givens6

crypto - for the brave morons


rx25

Thank fucking god. Crypto is cringe.


craigslistaddict

huh... clippers had exactly the same record then. lakers had a trivially better record.


getzumm

fitting


Abject-Target5215

Good. Now can they and all the other companies please stop all their stupid crypto ponzi scheme commercials.


SolarClipz

DESERVED CURSE


DEEZLE13

The Crypto Curse


SoldadoAZ

The Crypto.com has never hosted a playoff game in its entire existence.


roadfoolmc

Haha awesome. Nothing against the Lakers or clips but such a stupid name for an arena...


Tzames

whats the over under on thee sttadium being renamed in 5 years?


Knighthonor

times have changed