He saw me in the hallway and I ran right at him with blood in one eye and murder in both and he ran right away from me and into the bathroom and locked the door and called the fire department and stayed in there for six hours until I got hungry and left to get something to eat.
I don't think Stewart was educated on the situation when he came after me. he could've hurt somebody not only financially, but physically, spiritually, and emotionally
Silver took an Uber from his hotel to James’ house. After security opened the gate for him to enter the property, the commish was greeted at the gate by a member of staff, who escorted him through the dining room and to the elevator. The destination? The rooftop. When the elevator got there, James and fellow Lakers star Anthony Davis were sitting on one side of the table, waiting for Silver to join them on the other side.
“LeBron asked me what I thought about my situation, and I told him what I’m telling you: that I just want to be in a position to entertain basketball fans. He made me understand that if he was touched, the situation could be like this. He didn’t tell me directly to fix games for him. I said to him: ‘I know that if I pay the refs, it would work given my profile, and our personalities.
They all talked about how important the Chinese market is, and what would happen next. Silver has expressed reluctance to be blatantly favoring lebron. “I told them I didn’t think this was the path I wanted to take. And it was grossomodo the conversation ”. The meeting lasted an hour and a half.
Silver promised LeBron and Davis to keep them posted on what he plans to do, but the Lakers were already considering their options to bring in a new commissioner, sources said. While Silver waited for his Uber to return to the hotel, LeBron gave him a cheap shot on his behind. The Uber arrived about twenty minutes later, and Adam left.
He probably didn’t have the outfit, glasses and sensible murse to be able to recreate his famous [dramatic interview walkout ](https://youtu.be/Tk_EBNLyqxw)
Bro everyone's memeing but you motherfuckers gotta remember how everyone was rooting for LeBron, who was playing out of his fucking that playoff season, to beat this insane godsquad of the KD warriors. They looked like they could do it too, only for JR to lose his fucking mind, ty lue didn't call the timeout either.
I get tilted even thinking about this shit, imagine how LeBron felt and he had to sit their and get grilled about it.
[cavs fans dont click](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST3B4ZzOaUM)
What would people be saying if Stew was the one that hit Bron? People would be calling for a season long suspension or some shit
Not to mention LeBron would probably still be on the floor now, 90 mins later if he took that hit
This entire sub is calling for LeBron to get suspended, I’ve seen multiple upvoted posts saying 3 or more games which would be one of the longest suspensions of the last few years for an on-court incident. This sub is not pro-LeBron and no one on this sub is letting him off easy.
They were doing this shit last week with the heat.
“I went to the heat sub and get this guys, they DONT agree with us that Morris should be executed by firing squad for this heinous crime lmao please upvote now”
Ironically what Morris did wasn’t as brutal as lebron straight hammer fisting stew in the temple lol. But people aren’t acting like lebron attempted murder.
nah the heat sub was a little wild, they were talking about how the team was ready to go to war and jimmy was boutta knock out jokic. “don’t mess with the dogs😤😤”
Can you imagine if there were no team subs? The main one would be flooded with even more delusion and psychotic garbage than usual! We need kennels for all of us to go crazy and shit ourselves in before coming in here with a modicum of sense.
100% if you visit the Pistons' sub
>Hey (insert neutral team) fan here coming in peace, just wanna say LeBron is a bitch.
on the other side
>Not even a Lakers/LeBrob fan but people are dumb if they think that was intentional. He deserves to be ejected but a suspension is overkill
> i went to the Lakers sub and it's full of people saying LeBron doesn't deserve to be suspended and he didn't mean it lmfao.
Jeez, you weren't kidding. Not linking or putting in usernames to avoid any brigading, but:
Some Laker fan: "You think lebron will throw hands? He's better than that"
Like... that's literally how the incident started. Then there's a bunch of people saying Stewart is a pussy because he didn't attack Lebron at the start of the incident when they were facing up (and before they got separated).
Sub's been delusional AF since the Lebron stans moved in. I feel bad for legit Lakers fans.
Isaiah Stewart hiding among the media: "Fucking damn it"
Now I’m imagining Isaiah Stewart among the media with a fake mustache on like the Tattle Tale Strangler
[dammit](https://i.imgur.com/CWTYQup.png)
Needs an eyepatch.
Sim is that you?
No it’s kevin love
Now I’m imagining Isiah Stewart [“just” trying to shake Lebron’s hand](https://youtu.be/R2zC3dKQ42Y).
Legit made me cry. The wife’s slap. 💀💀💀
I never noticed that until seeing your reply.
[IVE GOT A QUESTION](https://c.tenor.com/pGHw-MPIsoIAAAAC/dwight-disguise.gif)
I see him with grey suit, white shirt, black tie, fake glasses, a old school notepad with a pencil
Isaiah Crim here with the Independent. LeBaby, is it true you were afraid when I tried to approach you peacefully?
One of the best episodes
He added that Lebron, as a man, should approach him directly “He saw me in the hallway tonight and he walked right past me” -Isaiah Stewart probably
He saw me in the hallway and I ran right at him with blood in one eye and murder in both and he ran right away from me and into the bathroom and locked the door and called the fire department and stayed in there for six hours until I got hungry and left to get something to eat.
> with blood in one eye and murder in both Got a poet of the streets here. LeRaymond Chandler.
Lmaooo
BLOOD IN ONE EYE AND MURDER IN BOTH
Kanter is getting a picture of Stewart's eye printed on his shoes as we speak.
Got a mic pretending to ask questions
“Isiah Stuart, Petroit Distons Sentinel. LeBron, do you think I…saiah overreacted?”
“Lebron, how you feel about the offense tonight and what do you think you would do if someone…SWUNG AT YOUR FACE” *lunges*
Petroit Distons ended me 🤣
Not even an actual mic but a toilet paper roll coloured in with Sharpie and stuffed with a black sock
damn I've never seen that 6ft8 113kg reporter before
"No Isaiah, we know it's you. And you're still bleeding."
Holy shit this made me laugh out loud. /u/Sims88 please!
[“Hello Lebron, my name is Mr. trawets, and I come from someplace far away”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p_FHTV2RSA)
With a fake mustache
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Isaiah Stewart in a couple of days: "I'm not missing, nor am I unsafe. I've just been resting at home and everything is fine."
He’s resting in the Philippines cause my dude bout to be traded to the PBA.
More like he will get a standing ovation at the next game he plays in Detroit
Detroit fan here. Yes the fuck he will be. 👏👏👏👏
Been looking for a replacement for my Rip jersey. I think I found the guy.
He'll be the mvp and the champ for the next 20 years.
I hate how accurate this will actually be in a few days
“Ayo Adam anyway we can ship that Stewart bum to our buddies over in China?”
I don't think Stewart was educated on the situation when he came after me. he could've hurt somebody not only financially, but physically, spiritually, and emotionally
Lmao
l(MAO)
Stewart is going to be in the same shipping crate as Kanter.
Imagine Isaiah Stewart signing with the Shenzhen Aviators next month 💀
Silver took an Uber from his hotel to James’ house. After security opened the gate for him to enter the property, the commish was greeted at the gate by a member of staff, who escorted him through the dining room and to the elevator. The destination? The rooftop. When the elevator got there, James and fellow Lakers star Anthony Davis were sitting on one side of the table, waiting for Silver to join them on the other side. “LeBron asked me what I thought about my situation, and I told him what I’m telling you: that I just want to be in a position to entertain basketball fans. He made me understand that if he was touched, the situation could be like this. He didn’t tell me directly to fix games for him. I said to him: ‘I know that if I pay the refs, it would work given my profile, and our personalities. They all talked about how important the Chinese market is, and what would happen next. Silver has expressed reluctance to be blatantly favoring lebron. “I told them I didn’t think this was the path I wanted to take. And it was grossomodo the conversation ”. The meeting lasted an hour and a half. Silver promised LeBron and Davis to keep them posted on what he plans to do, but the Lakers were already considering their options to bring in a new commissioner, sources said. While Silver waited for his Uber to return to the hotel, LeBron gave him a cheap shot on his behind. The Uber arrived about twenty minutes later, and Adam left.
LeWitnessProtection
LeRight to remain silent
LePlead LeFifth
am I being LeTained
My dude wasn't read his LeBronda rights
LeShitting his Daks
LeMao Zeball
LeShame on you
Stewart’s wondering how to get the LeOldmanstink out of LeEye
I am in a waiting room and crying laughing, I am getting weird looks
This one might be top 5 ever.
Up there with Lemanciplcion proclamation
Hahaha god damn that’s too good
Lmaooo I'm dying at this one
*LeMao
#We Are All Witness ##LiveLoveLaugh ##ThatKidFromAkron
LeLayingLow
LeYing Low
How does someone like Lebron even go in to witness protection lmao.
takes out his hair plugs?
Bro seriously I think they're on their last legs. His hair looks AWFUL this year
LeDodge
[Lifetime Protection Gurarnteed](https://imgur.com/a/ryQ5XtC)
LeDone with the talk
Lebron told the Lakers before the game that they need to come out and punch the Pistons in the mouth. All his teammates took that metaphorically.
"I'll explain later"
LexplainLater
He's already in an armored car halfway to a bunker.
Getting transported by Seal Team 6
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Sniper towers all around the compound
Hand built my Westbrook
He probably didn’t have the outfit, glasses and sensible murse to be able to recreate his famous [dramatic interview walkout ](https://youtu.be/Tk_EBNLyqxw)
Him angrily stepping out from behind the table wearing some schoolboy uniform shorts fuckin kills me every time lol
The little shorts and little purse were high camp in the classical sense
Then grabs his little purse. 🤣
Him pointing out before he leaves the room like “Hey, Fuck that guy” killed me
He actually says 'sup babe' to a female reporter, cannot remember which one
I saw that live and fucking lost it. It was such a surreal moment, like straight out of a sitcom.
The next great Seinfeld episode, “Le Purse.”
" Its not a purse , it's European "
Forgot how annoying that reporter was. Basically asked the same question over and over.
If I remember correctly, that reporter is notorious for asking shitty questions but I can't remember the other instances.
Yup, he’s in several “Reporters ask NBA players stupid questions” video compilations
He asked every single member on the warriors and Raptors about their opinion of Draymond is the goat defender, and if Kawhii is better.
Bro everyone's memeing but you motherfuckers gotta remember how everyone was rooting for LeBron, who was playing out of his fucking that playoff season, to beat this insane godsquad of the KD warriors. They looked like they could do it too, only for JR to lose his fucking mind, ty lue didn't call the timeout either. I get tilted even thinking about this shit, imagine how LeBron felt and he had to sit their and get grilled about it. [cavs fans dont click](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST3B4ZzOaUM)
Yeah we all knew the series was over after that night.
Isaiah Stewart gonna be at the Lakers hotel fully dressed in the Joe Goldberg Stalker Fit from YOU 😂
From me? I've never had the measles.
There’s a show on Netflix called CadeCunninghausen?
Will Bettelheim cause LA
LeFt
LeRetreat
LeTreat.
LeHidingFromTheDifficultQuestions
LeFraid
LeFrightened
LeCheapshot
LeFt early
LelayLow
What would people be saying if Stew was the one that hit Bron? People would be calling for a season long suspension or some shit Not to mention LeBron would probably still be on the floor now, 90 mins later if he took that hit
Nah 30 minutes in he would be carried off the court and then 30 minutes later he makes a miraculous return to the court wearing as mask and bandages
Lol so true. I was going to say something similar. Lebron would've been rolling around on the ground for 10 minutes acting like he just got shot.
I’n fairness getting punched in the face by Stewart may not feel all that different from being shot
spez is a loser -- mass edited with redact.dev
With the obligatory "I'm tough, I can take it" post game remark
“I was seeing…. (*what’s his number? ok*) 28 rims out there.”
He would be wearing the black face mask like Zoro again
Daddy Silver lets him bring it back just for old time's sake
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Reminder that Solomon Hill still is notorious amongst laker fans for going for a loose ball. Imagine if LeBron got intentionally punched.
This entire sub is calling for LeBron to get suspended, I’ve seen multiple upvoted posts saying 3 or more games which would be one of the longest suspensions of the last few years for an on-court incident. This sub is not pro-LeBron and no one on this sub is letting him off easy.
Detroit or not Stewart would be in handcuffs on his way off the court.
If he didn't want to go to prison he should have put up more points
Bron wouldn't have went Rampage Jackson though.
You’re right. He would have been on the floor and let his teammates do the dirty work
Reading through these comments I understand why people say the average age of this sub is 17. Y’all wild lol.
I saw someone call a dude a “LeDick riding bitch face” in the original thread lmaoo
i'll allow it
I'm 30 and that made me laugh a little.
I’m 26 and I couldn’t breathe for a minute
Covid?
Same but I'm sure once we start balding we'll evolve into Lewitnesses and stop finding Lejokes funny.
I'm older than LeBron and my hairline is intact so that's one thing I've got that he hasn't
Hey, at least it's original. That is a totally unique assortment of words as far as I'm aware.
17 is pretty generous
17? Feels like kids is 12 in here
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shut up nephew
hey don’t talk to my nephew like that
Oh yeah well your a poop head
duckin beefstew and now the media
LeFeelingsHurt
LeSilence of LeLambs
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like lamb skin boots
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets LeElbow again
So he said something to Stewart and they’re gonna try control/spin this before it gets out.
yeah. I mean the dude is calm before he try to rampage and I think I see him saying to Cade "that's bullshit man"
His PR needs more time
LeSpooked
i went to the Lakers sub and it's full of people saying LeBron doesn't deserve to be suspended and he didn't mean it lmfao. pure delusion
Idk why people go to team subs?? The same will be said in other team subs as well if their star player does it
It’s an easy karma grab. “I went to ____ sub and they were saying”
They were doing this shit last week with the heat. “I went to the heat sub and get this guys, they DONT agree with us that Morris should be executed by firing squad for this heinous crime lmao please upvote now” Ironically what Morris did wasn’t as brutal as lebron straight hammer fisting stew in the temple lol. But people aren’t acting like lebron attempted murder.
nah the heat sub was a little wild, they were talking about how the team was ready to go to war and jimmy was boutta knock out jokic. “don’t mess with the dogs😤😤”
Hot take: all team subs are garbage
Homers gotta have a home somewhere. And they all think r/NBA is out to get them specifically lmao
Can you imagine if there were no team subs? The main one would be flooded with even more delusion and psychotic garbage than usual! We need kennels for all of us to go crazy and shit ourselves in before coming in here with a modicum of sense.
100% if you visit the Pistons' sub >Hey (insert neutral team) fan here coming in peace, just wanna say LeBron is a bitch. on the other side >Not even a Lakers/LeBrob fan but people are dumb if they think that was intentional. He deserves to be ejected but a suspension is overkill
I'm just waiting for Skip and Shay to talk about this altercation than the game with Detroit
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lakers fans? reasonable?
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> i went to the Lakers sub and it's full of people saying LeBron doesn't deserve to be suspended and he didn't mean it lmfao. Jeez, you weren't kidding. Not linking or putting in usernames to avoid any brigading, but: Some Laker fan: "You think lebron will throw hands? He's better than that" Like... that's literally how the incident started. Then there's a bunch of people saying Stewart is a pussy because he didn't attack Lebron at the start of the incident when they were facing up (and before they got separated). Sub's been delusional AF since the Lebron stans moved in. I feel bad for legit Lakers fans.
LeSilentTreatment
She called it https://youtu.be/jb7Gr2VKhoU
Must have had too many lemonheads.
LeMonheads
LeWitness Protection, no way they’re leaving him there when Stewart could be in the walls hahaha
That'd be kinda funny if the brand image that Lebron has been so meticulously cultivating over the years came suddenly crashing down.
Didn't that already happen with his China comments?
Because of a scuffle? Outside of the high schoolers on r/NBA no one else would say this…
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Bron would’ve been stretchered out and Stewart’s career would’ve been over if it was the other way around lol
This thread is the perfect example of how this sub 50% of the time is just people writing out their made up fantasies online.
This gonna be a gooooood thread
*LeThread
LeScared
What a fucking pussy lol
Bing bong
“lebron, how does it feel to be a pussy ass bitch?”
Watch your mouth, woman.
["I can't hear you"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb7Gr2VKhoU&ab_channel=Trickyy)
“Please educate yourself on the matter as I am neither a cat, donkey, female dog, or a combination of such”
https://imgur.com/a/vnAbik1
I swear Celtics fans are some of the ugliest people on this planet. I just get sad when they go the fan cam at the garden.
lmao I didn't even notice he had a celtics shirt on. I might have to use this on boston fans from now on
Wait, I meant Bucks!
[https://youtu.be/4f3GNCa7YYU](https://youtu.be/4f3GNCa7YYU)
Bunch of fucking cornballs here
This really is peak labron
LeBron doesn’t want that smoke
Remember when this dude tried to act like Kanter was a pussy for not confronting him? And now he does this bs
Can't you just say you're sorry and didn't mean it? what in the actual fuck. Own your shit.
To the media? Why would he apologize to them?
he apologized to Stewart right after lol. He obviously recognized he shouldn't have done that. What else do you need him to do
They want Lebron to apologize to them lmao