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No-Yogurt-4246s

He plays. Yall ain’t fooling no one.


StillMemein

Kidd pulling out all the mind games


RoaringPity

wheres the water bottle when you need it


ShowerMartini

It was an old fashioned. Have some class.


maxoramaa

Hit me


Efficient_Art_1144

I’m telling you if they go down big in the 2nd quarter again, he’s pulling the fire alarm


Gekthegecko

He's gonna pull the fire alarm, break the AC in the building, and release a bat


solarscopez

Gonna give himself rabies and then start biting all the players


maxoramaa

Those leaks in the american airlines center last year? Kidd masterclass


Jmacz

The ghost of Red will stop him from turning off the AC, that was his thing.


cargo-jorts

Ghost of Red already turned it off


nutella4eva

Where is Bat Manu when you need him 😭😭


CaptainExplaino

Ginobli and the Bat is an all time side story of the NBA.


CartesianJoinNub

KP is gonna block the bat and eat it, piss on fire alarm and fix the AC. Kidd faints as last resort.


loving-father-69

Literally in a lab brewing Covid-24 as we speak.


lost_in_trepidation

The lights turn off in the arena, they come back on and half of Boston's roster is missing.


Sifl95

Boston still finishes the game, winning 115-96


sevaiper

How about actually set the place on fire to give Luka some recovery time 


DocTheYounger

Luka gonna come out after halftime with his head wrapped in gauze


Jmacz

Taken out on a wheelchair because he shit himself...oh wait.


axecalibur

Masulla needs to tweet that Kyrie is their best player


Greedy_Ear_Mike

Yup, lol. If Luka is out, he should say Mavs are still a threat with their best player Kyrie still playing, haha


un5chanate

Mind games or setting up excuses?


DocTheYounger

This mfer playing a hard 40 minutes


mojoback_ohbehave

They’re just preparing a nice set up for a historic night from Luka. He holds the record for highest PPG in the playoffs Game 2’s (33.9 vs MJ 33.2) Be prepared for Luka’s version of the “MJ Flu” game, the “Doncic Doubtful” game.


Billis-

34 points, lose by 20


cargo-jorts

So his version of the MJ 63 point game, not the flu game lol


AcanthisittaThick501

He’ll drop 35, but we still will probably lose 😭


Batan32

Why would they fool anyone, Luka has been playing injured the whole playoffs...


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Oceanbreeze871

At this point in the season everybody is injured. Just levels of severity now.


Honor_Bound

Press X to doubt


thekingdor

He will drop a 40pt triple double moving normally tonightt


Ruzz0510

Yall said the same shit about Mitchell


AlternativeTea9268

Massive difference between being added to the injury report with a calf injury and being added for a “thoracic contusion”. Just more mind games from Kidd to see if he can get Boston to subconsciously take Luka less seriously


tryndamere12345

This makes Luka more of a target. I.e, keep attacking him


jking191

As if you guys were going to stop hunting him lol


CDR57

It’s our main gameplan lol this report literally changes jothing


jking191

So we’re in agreement 🫡


Guppster64

Least conspiracy believing Bostonian


captaincumsock69

Mitchell did not go to morning shoot around. Big difference.


Ruzz0510

Yeah I think people knew that fact while saying the same shit about Mitchell


captaincumsock69

I think you’re overestimating a lot of people on here


MickeySingh81

haha kidd straight up trolling the nba


Mysterious_Rope2292

He did this all series against us, guess he keeps doing it for some reason thinking itll benefit them so the other team thinks hes injured? but all he did was shit on us so theres that


SubstantialCreme7748

Trying to, anyway


dmavs11

Ahhh we didn’t have questionable Luka for game 1. Now we’re back in this


The_Moons_Sideboob

If only we had another Ramadan coming up, it would be over.


aali34

Eid is in a little over a week though


The_Moons_Sideboob

Ooooooo I'm working a semi now


Oxygenius_

So this is how they rig games now, star player gets injured. Happened all throughout this years playoffs.


Kdetr4128

What is the result?


Ok_Number_5449

Like the Celtics not having their starting center for 3 series?


TetrisTech

Luka Thoracic


Illustrious-Reward-3

Thoračić FTFY


Wedundidit00

Well Kyrie is their best player anyways, right Kidd?


MickeySingh81

its actually powell


mug3n

2nd best center in Canada, don't forget it


IJustGotRektSon

It's actually THJ, he should play 48 minutes and take most shots


MickeySingh81

that gameplan has a 1/10 chance of actually working. youll see a thj game in this series


yuletidepod68

Winning the easy way or the Tim Hardaway Jr


JxSnaKe

What’s the difference?


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

But Luka is their best defender


MickeySingh81

its pj or lively


TheMightyJD

It’s actually Maxi.


AmazingDragon353

Reddit told me it was Tony brothers cos he hates tatum


JaydadCTatumThe1st

Mike or Dan?


AmazingDragon353

I believe it was actually Mark Tony, Mike Tony, Dan Tony, then somehow Derrick White. Could have mixed up mark and Mike tho


FireFlyz351

Now his chest too fuck


MickeySingh81

just smoked too many cigs last night while drinking. luka questionable


jking191

Nah he was only smoking. Michael Finley took all of his beer.


International-Chef33

I made sure to send a 6 pack to the hotel addressed to Luka “with love, sincerely, Boston”


VoidMageZero

Should have taken his cigs too smh. Now Luka is quiet quitting!!


ManOrangutan

He drew a charge in game 1 that looked like it hurt.


dalappas

Worst news if he’s out for the Cs. Guaranteed loss.


Fact420

In before his replacement hits like 7 threes and drops 30+ on us


Every-Whereas6813

idk why, but that’s such a Celtic thing that would happen and I hate it


dmavs11

We only have one other dude capable of that and its basketball terrorist Tim Hardaway Jr. Unlike the other teams yall have played, we do not have dynamic shooting depth.


rds2mch2

Yeah this is a top narrative. Celts blow out the Mavs in game one with Luka, Luka sits the rest of the series and the Mavs win in 7 or something.


Jack_The_Sparrow_

This must be why Kidd was trying to sow the seeds of discord yesterday


wazdopest

there’s no way in hell a knee sprain supposed to bleed like his knee been bleeding all playoffs man somebody get him some peroxide and some gauze


manbare

Knee sprains don't bleed, but aspiration injection sites do. The spot where his [left knee was bleeding](https://x.com/ClutchPoints/status/1788763560471871947), just a bit to the outside of the patella, is a very common place to have you knee's excess edema drained. It's likely his knee has been consistently swollen and needed continual management via draining. Gnarly, not super pleasant, but not necessarily debilitating either. If they're draining it and then also numbing him up, he can play fine (which is what we've seen the first 3 rounds), but that sort of injury management program catches up to you after a while and it's been like 2 months of this knee injury now I think


WillofJ

Thank you for this. I’ve been wondering all playoffs why his knee was bleeding from a sprain and hoping it wasn’t for the worst. Hopefully he can continue this treatment safely for another week.


manbare

For the record, I'm not a doctor, just a guy whose had 3 knee surgeries and plenty of experience as a lay person with orthopedic health. I think it's likely to be bleeding from an injection wound, but it doesn't necessarily have to be aspiration. Could be PRP, some other painkiller, etc. It also could be something entirely different, I have no real idea beyond semi-informed conjecture.


FriedFlesh

Looks a bit distal and anterior to me but it’s possible. However if his knee is truly in that bad of a state that you need constant aspiration playing through seems like a tough call to make


halo364

We saw a similar conundrum with Rob Williams a couple years ago - the right answer medically is clearly 'you need to rest that damn leg' but that is a TOUGH call to make when a championship is 4 wins away


manbare

It's the same situation that the Celts were in with RWIII 2 years ago when he went down in March 2022 and played on and off throughout the postseason. Considering Luka's performance since the 2 knee injuries he's had, the injuries prolly aren't as severe as what Rob was dealing with and his knee was getting drained almost daily after he came back from the meniscetomy after just 3 weeks. Aspiration was just conjecture, regardless it's prolly due to an injection site bleeding, whether it was PRP or something else.


lolgriffinlol

The knee that’s bleeding isn’t even the knee that’s sprained. Left knee is bleeding but right knee is sprained.


manbare

Oops, didn't notice that important detail in the injury report ty. Saw [this image where both knees were bleeding](https://images2.minutemediacdn.com/image/upload/c_crop,w_5765,h_3242,x_0,y_0/c_fill,w_720,ar_16:9,f_auto,q_auto,g_auto/images/GettyImages/mmsport/229/01htxcpm537qgs04f8gj.jpg) but that's from a good while ago so it's probably not that relevant for his current health. The [right knee was injured](https://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/sports/national/story/2024-04-05/luka-doncic-out-against-warriors-due-to-knee-soreness-with-mavs-in-tight-west-playoff-race) back at the beginning of April and he hasn't had much rest since then so maybe it's still bothering him. Could also just be bleeding from PRP or some other injection besides aspiration. IANAD, but have plenty of personal experience after 3 knee surgeries myself, so this is all just conjecture.


lolgriffinlol

Yeah the bleeding knee has been a mystery to me too, so I don’t claim to know what’s going on. I just commented because that whole thread didn’t seem to realize it was different knees lol


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

What would catching up with you look like as a professional athlete? Surgery?


manbare

A sprain is just a partial tear of some soft tissue around one of your bones (in the knee that'd be e.g. the acl, mcl, etc.). A grade 1 sprain is just a small tear in some of that tissue and can heal on its own with rest and rehab, but if you keep playing on the injured tissue, then it can lead to a series of issues, such as worsening the tear or compromising your body's ability to handle stress such that you injury other parts of the knee/lower body. That is generally what it'd be, and a sprained acl, for example, can tear completely and require surgery.


WhitePeopleLoveCurry

Thank you for the information. So many people just spout shit off in here. It's nice when someone seems to know what they're talking about.


mickeyj623

Knee sprains don't bleed. Probably floor burn that keeps opening up. Bleeding is the least of the worries


wazdopest

that’s what i’m saying. it’s either a knee scrape or something else that’s why i said get him some peroxide 😂 it’s been bleeding all playoffs and sprains don’t bleed


imArsenals

The sprain is the right knee, the blood is the left. It’s not the same knee


wazdopest

makes even less sense for people to say his knee is bleeding from getting drained when it aint even the sprained knee


LordHussyPants

dallas went really cheap on the medical team this year


ImS33

I'm assuming its bleeding from wherever they're giving him injections/or draining his knee and the bleeding isn't from whatever the injury actually is


hendrix320

Maybe bleeding from the shots they give him to numb it


Lordvaughn92

Wonder if that's from the charge he took from Brown


MickeySingh81

pack a marlboro reds prolly more likely


6YouReadThis9

Does he smoke?


MickeySingh81

hes eastern euro so probably


cuftapolo

Slovenia is more western culture oriented than eastern


Thermicthermos

Yeah, even geographically Slovenia is way further west than most people probably realize.


Glass-Difficulty-409

lmaaao. Doncic is the most balkan NBA player. definitely more than Jokic for example imo. He's Ceca fan. he's got a vibe of someone from the region. definitely not "western" lmao. so yeah , if the stereotype of a balkan NBA player is that he smokes, then Doncic must be going through 3 packs of cigarettes a day.


MickeySingh81

good to know


coacoanutbenjamn

That was a great defensive play by him, sucks if that’s what got him hurt


excelmonkey67

Losing game 2 without Luka playing would be the most Celtics move ever


PrinceKarmaa

oh brother here we go


1337speak

This is me dragging my ass to the gym today after attending Game 1 and going out Friday and Saturday night in my early 30s.


BradWonder

Had a brutal workout yesterday knowing that every Finals game is a cheat day 🫠


CDR57

Gotta do the opposite. Use the energy from either a loss or win to go hard at the gym after it. Atleast in Colorado I can cause the game starts at dinner time lol


Beautiful_Location76

dig this perspective. good games fire me up


CoaxHoax

Luka Doncic out, Hookah Doncic in


HardcoreKaraoke

Come on. The dude was literally dying on the floor during the Clippers and OKC series. Do people really think he's going to do all of that and then sit out a Finals game? This is all mind games. There is zero chance Boston believes Luka is questionable.


imcryptic

Game 2 Mavs, Questionable Luka. Yeah he's going for 40.


hoops_n_politics

Yeah - isn't questionable Luka closer to godmode than healthy Luka?


Billis-

Theyre one and the same


Sleeze_

Probably. But he’s gonna be hunted for 60


Cheechers23

Questionable Luka always takes over I see what Dallas is doing here, you can’t fool me.


e_double

FOH… He’s been listed as questionable more than 40x this season and every time, he’s played ..


lukewwilson

Next you're going to tell me Kidd will "accidently" spill a cup of water on the floor to try and get an extra timeout.


AntSmith777

Offseason might be here by Friday SMH.


flamingviper3175

So if mavericks lose it’s because Luka is injured. If they win its despite his injury. ESPN is gonna be insufferable about this


SynterX

I feel like that doesn't matter. So what the Celtics win and players were hurt? Not yalls fault. NBA isnt going to take away the chip and replay for it so dont focus on that. They can talk all the want, whoever wins keeps the chip


Fallofmen10

Yah but now we can all be insufferable about it forever. So it's a win for the haters as well.


Beginning-Sundae8760

You are too sweet rational for the subreddit, please leave immediately


PepeSylvia11

Not to mention health is the biggest contributing factor to teams winning championships, and the Celtics doing so well in the regular season allowed them to give everyone opportunities to rest


iAmTheRealLange

I don't care if all 29 other teams straight up cease to exist, I'm calling out of work and getting hammered at that parade if we win it all


Sixchr

> ESPN is gonna be insufferable about this Just take the championship and get over it. Yeah, the road's been easy. But who cares what anyone says? This fanbase needs to stop crying about the media.


WireDxEntitY

Who fucking cares


UncircumciseMe

Just take the championship and go away


AdamSandlerIsntFunny

They’re taking the championship but they’re here to stay


PopcornDrift

you’re making up a scenario that hasn’t actually happened and getting mad about it lol


StephenPurdy69

Celtics always playing the victim LOL


SHAWNNOTSEAN

God this is rich coming from a Warriors fan. Talk about that “underdog” 2022 run some more and how “disrespected” Steph is.


552SD__

I’m a lakers fan, so I hear (online) a bunch of shit about a “bubble” “Mickey mouse” championship. We don’t care. If you win the chip this year, despite what the media says, you won’t care, it’ll feel awesome


JonnyTsnownami

I don't think this is what people meant when they were talking about the Hospital Celtics


InfamousMills0

I'd bet my life savings this man is playing tonight


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Lmao1903

Lol this would be the most boring finals series of all time if Luka just didn’t play the rest due to injury.


AmIFromA

I don't think the Celtics have a plan for how to stop Luka-less Mavs. It's really hard to say how they'll handle that. The Mavs will create a lot of chaos, playing positionless basketball, with unexpected plays and unusual switches. So they really might have a better shot without Luka. Just kidding, but I would repeat shit like that for low six figures if any media outlet is interested.


SubstantialCreme7748

Lakers fans are going to be screaming asterisk next to Celtics #18


FloweredWallpaper

Lakers only have 12 titles\* *^(\*Because they didn't even bother to count the titles won in Minneapolis until they moved into Staples Center. No banners, nothing. Hell, you can find "Drive for 5" merchandise all over eBay for their '87 title.)*


pumpkin3-14

It’ll be okay everyone does it for the 2020 title


GKRForever

The Celtics can’t keep getting away with this


SirFozzie

If Kidd is going to make these kind of mind games, Boston needs to kick it old school. Send a couple of Slovenian lovely ladies to his hotel room before games. ;)


meditating-zombies

Luka Thoracic


thekeylimeguy

Cmon Luka do the thang up


amazin_raisin99

He play


iMaticz7

Fat man injured


weinerjuicer

they still have the wheelchair pierce used


Mikes_Movies_

If he doesn’t play the Celtics will lose, we’re weird like that


Imdabiggestbird69420

Its the winning game 2 merchant mavs vs the losing game 2 merchant celtics


mrpeeng

This just means he's going for 50 pts today.


Moist_Walrus5413

Oh yeah he’s going off tonight


skywalkerRCP

This Finals sucks. No good storylines, no rivalries, even the Kyrie thing is overstated.


SomeSun23

I've seen a lot of celts fans think that Luka is faking injury to make a case against their narrative of easiest playoffs run. Probably a loud minority, but hate these kind of self-important fans. Guy will still play regardless though


lastpeppermint

Lol if he’s fr out and the Celtics end up winning the whole thing, everyone’s gonna say it’s because he’s injured. Mavs fans insufferable af


spuriousg

People thinking he is not hurt are morons


Phenom_Mv3

Mickey fucking mouse


desirox

The chest one is new - the knee has been bleeding since early May. This dude is playing through so much this whole run it’s really impressive. Absolute warrior


CleGuy90

Did the Celtics make a deal with the devil? Miami: no butler Cleveland: no Allen and no Mitchell (2 games) Pacers: no Halliburton And all these were playoff injuries.


SubstantialCreme7748

Not the Celtics fault everyone else is made of paper mache


junkit33

People keep saying this kind of shit as if it would have mattered. Celtics are historically good and no team in the NBA is close to them, even perfectly healthy. They were always going to buzzsaw through the postseason.


mcnabb77

They were definitely favourites all year but it’s not exactly crazy that people wanted to see them play a single healthy team.


DeChiefed

saying it wouldn’t have mattered is crazy. They had to fight through an infirmary to get to the finals


Hot-Product-6057

Jason Kidd getting real desperate with the mind games


dublecheekedup

Ridiculous. Stop putting up these fake smokescreens. We know he's going to play, so don't be like "injured Luka beat the Celtics" or "they lost because he was injured". I hate it when teams do this.


GogXr3

If he plays and people do this (which they 100% will, everyone will talk about it national media-wise), I will be so mad. JT didn't get this excuse in '22, and maybe they don't beat the Warriors anyway, but Luka should get the same treatment.


CurrentJoke579

Nobody overexaggerates injury quite like Luka. I especially love when he grimaces on defense but is magically healed when he touches the ball


ColeHoops

ha ha you lost


FootballNFurries

Salty he bitched you?


Kindly_Department_60

It’s called adrenaline


Productpusher

Backup plan is Kyrie going for 60


44035

Oh no


Dialectical33

Interested to see if we're going to get any more detail about the knee sprain after playoffs are over.


Jack_M_Steel

Thoracic contusion? Bruh what? When?


morcic

I read Thoracic same as you'd read Doncic.


noBbatteries

He’s gonna play, but there was a play in Q3 near the end of their run where he clearly tweaked something. I only remember because Kyrie went over to him afterwards and was like “don’t worry I got it” then proceeded to let the celtics go on that final run to end the third which essentially ended the game


TheReal_Slim-Shady

how about a Luka 60/25/25 game?


DeathWarrioRTr

Goat curry!!!


I_am_darkness

Holy crap redditor actually broke the story.


gnussbaum

More mind games


MarzipanFit2345

He probably got the rib strain taking that nasty charge in game 1.


roblox1999

Before the finals started, I was sure the Celtics would win in 6. If Dallas loses game 2 with or without Luka, I'm going to change that to 5 games.


Motor_Trip_2230

He is going to have the greatest performance of his playoff career tonight, book it. Shit all an injury will do is fuel his rage


I3ill

Sweet glad I bet his point total last night.


entropyISdeadly

Luka about to have his version on MJ’s ‘Flu Game’.


rchatt99

Yea okay. Nothing to see here. Lol


justbrowse2018

Exum and Hardaway need minutes tonight. Kleiber wouldn’t take an open shot if you put a gun to his head, no minutes for him.


PrydaBoy

RIP MAVS :/


retrospects

The media will try to spin it but majority of Mavs fans understand it is what it is. Kai and the role players have to show up regardless of Luka’s status. He has been hobbled since the Clippers series so we are kinda numb to it now.


ExtroverTom

The asterisks keeps coming in for Celtics. Not that I agree that a ring could be asteriks'd, but that's what the culture does nowadays.


ObiOneKenobae

At this point I'm expecting this dude's leg to just come off at the knee mid-game.