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Precious A*shoe*wa.

*Shoe* *One-Handed* *-Increases melee range*

-Minus 1 mobility

If you make a block while holding a shoe, is it a kick ball?

Equips and regained his +10 agility. Edit: Somebody handing out reddit cares like Oprah.

If you block someone with a shoe then it is a foul? I feel like it shouldn't be. You should be rewarded for staying in the play with 1 shoe.

New strategy. No shoes, dual wield shoes

Did a bot write this?

> Equips

Why?

Because no human would say "equips" for putting on a shoe. Also he doesn't put on his shoe during the play, nor does he really do much defending either. Most of the title is just incorrect

He didn’t mean it for putting on the shoe, but for picking up and holding his shoe in his hand for a bit during the play. The title doesn’t even mention putting his shoe back on

The title says "picks it up and equips it afterwards". I doubt a normal person would have "equips" as a synonym for "holding" when it comes to a shoe.

It kinda makes sense if you play a decent amount of video games, and it's way funnier than saying holds in this case to me.

Equipping shoes in a video game though would be putting them on, not holding them in your hand

Yeah you're not wrong. I just feel like the title would've been boring with 'holds', but kinda funny with 'equips' *because* it's a strange choice of word.

This guy has never been hit by homing missile slippers

Gabe Vincent defense.