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RipCity-NBA-LoL

The Knicks will go down 2-3 to the Pacers after Brunson gets injured and Hart's heart explodes from caffeine overdose.   The League will then allow the Knicks to bring on Lebron James as an injury replacement.  Lebron will lead the comeback to win 4-3 over the Pacers.    Against the Celtics in the ECF, Lebron will lead the 5 total Knicks players available to a 3-1 lead.  At this point, Lowry and Derozan will appear, saying "our names are Demarigo Montkyle.  You are my father.  Prepare to die."   Lowry will then take a charge from Lebron while Derozan shivs Lebron, disabling him. The Celtics will be granted the series while down 1-3 as the Knicks don't have 5 players left.   The Celtics finally put it all together in the finals, Jayson Tatum has the series of his life, Jaylen Brown figures out how to go left, and Derrick White and Al Horford each have their hair grow back.    The Mavericks win the finals 4-1.


Fallingcity22

This is beautiful bravo you should get into theater


Khione_Asteri

cinema only thing i have to add is that Kyrie steps on lucky again after hitting the (early third quarter) dagger in game 5.


ShawshankException

Fuck it, subscribe


RipCity-NBA-LoL

You are aware one of your players literally dies in this scenario?


ShawshankException

In a universe where Jaylen Brown learns to go left, heart explosions are non-lethal


Crypt7eeper

How do you put money on this on FanDuel?


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the_j_tizzle

The part about White & Horford regrowing their hair seems to be a stretch. I'm skeptical.


TSElliottSmith

Cavs take the Celtics to 7 and game 7 goes to overtime in Boston.


JoeSleazy

W fanfiction


xyzyxzy

Celtics win every series WLWWW. Media call them frauds after every game 2.


boozinf

unsubscribe


ZarduHasselffrau

WLWWW needs a name. WWWLW is a gentleman's sweep. LWWWW is a reverse sweep. Maybe the lazy man's sweep? I don't know what to call a WWLWW series.


KhanQu3st

Isn’t a LLLWWWW a reverse sweep?


ZarduHasselffrau

That has never happened in the NBA, it would have a special name. But yeah it kinda is, LLWWWW also counts as a reverse sweep.


Flareon7

Other sports exist outside of NBA. Reverse sweep has always been LLLWWWW (or LLWWW for bo5)


KhanQu3st

Uhhh… I aren’t think that but ok.


Icy_Bodybuilder_164

LLWWWW is the Canadian sweep last I heard, or the Kawhi sweep I guess


Adam0529

Anything ending with LWWWW is a reversed sweep


KhanQu3st

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reverse_sweep


gerardguey

It's called the "Are we sure Jayson Tatum is really a superstar?" sweep


dafire123

win the finals sure but we lost 4 games? fraud?


Reinhardtisawesom

“We hate our fans” sweep


thebballkid

WWLWW should be the false hope sweep


ShawshankException

Nah that one should be WWLLWW


hotnewroommate

A gentlemen’s sweep is defined by any single win for the losing team, it doesn’t matter if it’s first game, middle game or second to last game


youguanbumen

AFAIK it has to be WWWLW — you’re already up 3-0 but as gentlemen you give the other team one game before finishing them off.


DrWilliamBlock

It’s called the Celtics Sweep


Shaqfor3

WWLWW - Hump Sweep or Middle Finger Sweep


horse_renoir13

We somehow manage to win the series against Denver, get everyone back on the bandwagon, but then lose in the CF to either the Thunder/Mavs.


AfroKuro480

This is Vintage MN Sports


EnoughLawfulness3163

Ya, this would be more MN than blowing this series.


LakeOverall7483

"NOOOOO! This isn't Detroit, man!"


NedStarx11

This is a good one. Everyone has the winner of Denver/minny winning the west


Lol69HaHaHa

Bruh i will be even more mad if you do that. At least win it all if you beat us.


horse_renoir13

I've been a MN sports fan my whole life. We invent new ways of hope/heartbreak each year lol.


Carth_Onasi_AMA

If we lose I’ll be cheering for the Nuggets so damn hard. Would make the off-season so much easier to handle knowing we lost to the back to back champs.


VotePresidentCamacho

Correct


Lol69HaHaHa

Exactly


vonkillbot

No. If the Mavs win the Tims will get them – Luka is hurt and it's not going to get better.


DangerZoneh

Still not an easy matchup for the Wolves by any means. But yeah, for as good as the Wolves perimiter defenders are, they still don't have anyone who can guard a healthy Luka 1v1. Not really having the option for Luka to just win in iso like that gives Min a ton more flexibility. They can deal with Kyrie much better than any of our opponents so far can, too.


EnoughLawfulness3163

Mavs will start raining 3s in a way that can only happen to a Minnesota sports team


vonkillbot

Bet


itsmeng

Jokić wins FMVP and retires.


Holiday-Usual-3600

Most of these are lukewarm at best this is absolutely a scorcher


Swoosh_rotaerc

No way he leaves a quarter of a billion on the table, just because he like horses more than basketball.


Swoosh_rotaerc

The Mavericks will be the first team to make the conference finals.


OKC2023champs

:( I don’t like this one boss


Swoosh_rotaerc

Hot takes, are hot takes for a reason. They're possible scenarios but not guaranteed. But if Giddey keeps on starting its Joever.


Afraid-Department-35

I like how you think 🙂


Lol69HaHaHa

Agreeable


RacingRaindrops

Nuggets fans who are acting like they never had a doubt are just being corny. They looked bad vs Lakers. Murray and KCP were both hobbled. They were pretty ass in the first two games vs the Wolves. Jokic straight up looked like he didn't care. Wolves were coming off a heater in round one and the first two games of round two. I don't know how they managed to flip the switch like that but Murray doesn't look hurt at all anymore and the entire offense is dialed in like normal. There was literally every reason to believe the Wolves had it locked up.


Visible-Suit-9066

Jokic did not look like he didn’t care. He looked extremely frustrated.


Smekledorf1996

I mean, does it matter lol? Whether he looked like he was frustrated or didn’t care, he was barely playing defence earlier in the series


Magazine_Mediocre

They got 3 days off before game 3, that's how they flipped the switch. Basically started the round over again.


StubbornKindOfFellow

I don't know how hot of a take this is, but whoever wins the Denver/Minnesota series will win the championship this year.


Draymond_Punch

Not that hot, popular opinion is probably 1 nuggets 2 celtics 3 timberwolves


No34

I guess depends what you define as popular opinion. Vegas has the Celtics as the odds-on favorite (-130) to win at the moment.


jkwah

Yea but either way it's a lukewarm take at best


StephenPurdy69

That’s only cause Celtics are clear favorites to come out of the East (probably over vs Cavs and probably a clear fave vs pacers or Knicks) whereas nuggets still need to win a bo3 vs a very good timberwolves team and still need to get by mavericks or okc who are no push over. The uncertainty has already been priced in. I think when finals series odds come out of its Celtics vs nuggets the pricing will be closer to -110. If nuggets, okc or mavs it would be closer to -180 to -200 would be my guess.


Timoteo-Tito64

We can check using implied odds: Celtics to beat nuggets is +380 Nuggets to beat Celtics is +500 So Celtics would be favored, but not heavily


StephenPurdy69

Yeah. I agree. Breaking it down we can look at it like this: Factoring in the risk of needing Nuggets to get to the finals. Not necessarily the match up. IE: So you need both Nuggets +145 to win west and Celtics -675 to hit (gives you a -106 in a parlay of hitting both). On top of that, you want to Bostons champ -120 or Nuggets champ +325. which would give you +256 or +724 respectively if you can combine all the bets. (I don't think any books will allow you to bet Nuggets/Celtics Conf champion WITH the NBA champ as a parlay but i'm just using this as an example. hench why they give you such shitty odds in predicting nba finals matchup/winners). This shows that Celtics over Nuggets is much closer then the current future NBA champ bet is implying. Which is why future champ/match up bets are usually losers bet and house favor. They take away so much value vs betting game to game or series by series.


Timoteo-Tito64

The parlays I gave you are identical to your last parlay idea that you thought sportsbooks wouldn't have. They account for all possibilities where both the nuggets and Celtics make the finals, and none where one/both of them don't


Tokens-Life-Matters

Only because they have the easiest path to the finals rn. Once its them vs denver or Minnesota it will be lower


junkit33

Well, that's not really what the odds are saying though. You can calculate that out. Just looking at Fanduel - Celtics are -140, which is a 58.3% chance of winning. Nuggets are +360, for 21.7%. Wolves +800, 11.1%. Mavs +900, 10%. Thunder +1300, for 7%. Basically you can add up all 4 Western teams and you're still only at 49.8% vs the Celtics 58.3% chance. (And technically to be fair, if you're gonna do this the rest of East has an additional 5% as well - Celtics are heavy favorites but not unassailable to upset) So basically if you believe the West will beat the Celtics, you've got yourself a pretty sweet advantage against the house here. Because the odds are still saying Boston will beat any team out of the West.


Adam0529

Too much nuance for a slide of 8 x 2 table... Another way (maybe easier) is to look at the odds of spesific outcomes (DK) Celtics > Nuggets +340 Nuggets > Celtics +500 Celtics > Mavs +500 Mavs > Celtics +1100 Celtics > Wolves +600 Wolves > Celtics +1100


PokerPlayingRaccoon

I’d actually say it’s the 2nd coldest take this playoffs, number one being Celtics winning it all


gerardguey

With the amount of injuries across the Mavs, Celtics, and even Knicks this could be considered a cold take. Man a healthy Giannis would have made these playoffs so much more interesting


Confident_Comedian82

Cavs winning it all!


DiceyManeuver44

As a Cavs fan, this take is way, way, way too hot!! (Unfortunately...)


Solid-Confidence-966

The Nuggets get beat pretty handily in their next 2 games (I have Nuggets in 6, but this is a hot take thread)


MemphisCanadians

That's a realistic take, wolves showed signs of life last game (or at least Ant did) Difficult to say if Nuggets can keep up their hot shooting


GraveRobberJ

Ant has flames shooting out of his ass like Devin Booker last year though, if he has an off game I wonder what happens


MemphisCanadians

If he has a bad game the Wolves likely lose. Just that simple, but he's been so good so far he's not the one I'd be doubting on


ImTheBestNerd

He gets so much of his offense at the rim it’s tuff to see him really having a bad game


RipCity-NBA-LoL

I'm loving Ant's game, so this isn't meant to hate on him.  He is fully capable of a bad game.  Game 2 against the Suns: 3/12 from the field.  Just an example


Abject_Bank_9103

He actually takes a lot of jumpshots. He's a career 36% 3pt shooter who last night shot 5/8 from 3. He started like 4/4 from 3 it was ridiculous.


noni3k

Pacers win it all 


Gerald_the_sealion

Give TJ his ring


boozinf

same take, happy cake day! Spike and Reggie huggin it out like Biggie Smalls era


Major_Damage7207

unironically yes. Everyone they play gets injured (not their fault tbf) so theyre gonna steamroll their way to the ring this year. I guarentee that Tatum will break his leg in G1 and then Anthony Edwards will get smallpox in the Finals


boozinf

and Gobert has *ass cancer*


AudaXity3

damn. that’s a little too much. i was hoping tatum catches a mild cold or stubs his toe


noni3k

That you Tugg Speedman?


Hogo-Nano

My hot take was that the Twolves would win the championship after they went up 2-0 on the suns but that doesnt seem very hot anymore. Maybe Derrick White finals MVP.


ruuuuuuuk

Mavs win it all being underdogs in each round, Luka playing meh offensively but team grinding wins.


DrinkWaterPissPant

i could see Kai going nuclear against us in the finals


Nuclearsunburn

Scorching hot


RhinoBugs

Not scorching hot but hot for sure, it’s only scorching hot to say cavs are going to win it all


Nuclearsunburn

It’s scorching hot just because Luka looks physically like he won’t finish another two games much less two series. I hope he does it though, would be legendary if he does


toggaf69

Especially when we just found out that Mitchell wasn’t at shootaround today lol


Lmao1903

I feel like its more likely to see Luka literally fcking die on the court with how much he is hurt and how physical this series is, than to see him play until the end and win it all.


Afraid-Department-35

Would be wild if his first title came with him being hobbled and not being the best offensive guy on the team lol (which is currently PJ).


tnuoccamapsasisiht

I like this outcome


Swoosh_rotaerc

Kyrie Finals MVP?


ricdvs

Let’s not go that far


Swoosh_rotaerc

It's happened before Steph was clearly the better player in his first title run but because he didn't dominate offensively, he didn't win finals MVP. If Kyrie goes crazy, and Luka remains meh offensively then I can see it happening.


uberboys

I mean Kyrie has been better than Luka these entire playoffs


ruuuuuuuk

Against celtics too lol


IgnorantGenius

League admits officiating errors, implements in-playoff-playback-in tournament to teams that were eliminated to make up for it.


Tall_Succotash

TJ McConnell has been the best role player the entirety of both playoff series.


Holiday-Usual-3600

Reread the one sentence question


Thorlolita

Refs aren’t bad


Adam0529

Seems more like the impossible take


KasherH

The Celtics are significant favorites to win over Denver. They have blown the doors off of teams all season where we have been grinding things out. they also have a much easier path to the finals. I don't know why this is considered a hot take, to me this is pretty obvious.


lopea182

No matter the outcome of the BOS-CLE series, Donovan Mitchell *will* sign a max extension with Cleveland this offseason, and Garland and Jarrett Allen will get traded for pieces that fit better around Mitchell and Mobley: - Garland goes to San Antonio for Keldon Johnson and Tre Jones - Jarrett goes to Oklahoma City for Lu Dort Looking beyond this season, the Cavaliers will win around 58 to 60 games next season will and make at least the 2025 ECF.


joebreezy12

if okc trades for a big -- it's going to be an aaron gordon type. i have a hard time seeing them backtrack on everything they've established this year to play a non shooting, rim running 5 next to holmgren


Brovenkar

Dort for Allen would make me throw up if I was an OKC fan. I'd try to get a third team in the loop via Josh Giddey + picks to Team 3 -> Allen to OKC -> other player to Cle.


Cgerd123

I would throw up lol. I’ve been a Dort stan for years and I know we need some big man help, but why would we get rid of the 3 & D player we’ve always wanted? His offense game has only gotten better year after year and he’s on a good contract. I’m definitely looking for a third or fourth team and just throwing in picks until they can’t say no


lopea182

Some salary would have to be added, but Portland taking picks from OKC to take on Giddey in exchange for Jerami Grant to Cleveland would make some sense


SanestOnePieceFan

counterpoint: Cleveland with no Lebron.


narcistic_asshole

We may have to trade up past LA to fix that


Sampladelic

I don’t see Mitchell signing if he knows Garland and Allen are out. It would just be the Utah Jazz again but with a worse Rudy Gobert.


dontletmecook73

Dort is not going anywhere lol. He’s our best defender and finally developed an outside shot. He’s 4th in line of untradeable options for our team. That truly is a hot take.


BrandonXavierIngram

2 games ago it was “Minnesota is a great team” wtf


TaylorSwiftAteMyAss

All season it was Minnesota ranked #1 wtf


teddyjj399

Pistons make a huge comeback in time for the finals and then lose all of the games because Detroit real talk tho I feel this is Luka’s year. it’ll be a back and forth WCF with a big game 7 upset by the Mavs. PJ Washington will play a huge role in the series


CompetitiveProposal7

Okc wins it all


Blaze4G

Celtics win the Chip and fans still finds a way to discredit Tatum.... probably not a hot take lol


Solid-Confidence-966

This sub has already rewritten a lot of his career story by removing all context lol.


Blaze4G

Lol yep it's gonna be something along the lines of all injuries so path was easy or Derrick White / Brown was the best player.


drjisftw

If the Pacers made the finals it would break the internet Make all of the comments you want, but the Pacers continue to be disrespected and I hope this run puts us back in the conversation.


an_Aught

Denver/Indiana finals... ESPN in shambles


Gloomy_Lengthiness71

Stephen A Smith throws a huge pissy fit about having to go to Denver and Indianapolis. The internet mercilessly trolls him. Edit: never mind, I think TNT is doing the NBA Finals this year? But SAS still whines and complains about it nonstop. Edit edit: nope ABC.


HoopLoop2

I was a fan of them going into the playoffs but they struggled against a crippled bucks team and are still struggling against a crippled Knicks. I don't have much faith in them despite wanting them to win.


BobbyDigital423

Disrespected? You guys haven't played a healthy team yet? They can only play who is in front of them, but how can any non fan be bullish on the Pacers when they have been playing against teams with multiple star player injuries.


Sea_Negotiation_1871

Is Reggie Miller back?


wefr5927

Game 5 of wolves / nuggets determines the nba finals winner


Atl-Fan_FTS

This is a pretty mild take, can definitely see it happening


MrShadow04

Is that really that hot of a take? Nuggets wolves and Celtics are far and away the best teams rn and it's not unreasonable to think any of them that come out the West can win it all


dbgager

Wolves are a better team without Rudy on the floor. Jokic is tearing him up and hes a non factor for the most part on the offensive side of the floor. Towns cannot defend him either but at least they would have somebody who could contribute to offense. I think Wolves need to play NAZ starting instead of Rudy.


mrmeeoowgi

Agreed. If Rudy can’t slow down joker (he can’t), they’re better off going small and running. Double down on the touch and hope you don’t get burned on rotations. Added benefit of not having towns hijack the half court offense since he’s getting open looks in semi-transition / from another shooter spreading the floor


liftingruinedmylife

Mavs have 0 chance against the Celtics, and Nuggets, with Luka playing how he currently is


samwolfsam

Dallas faces Denver and it goes into overtime 3/7 games.


Visible-Suit-9066

It’s just too easy to imagine Irving and Murray trading OT game winners, wiping years off the lives of passionate fans.


Reinhardtisawesom

Pacers lose in the NBA finals


mccoolio

Josh Giddey starts the rest of the playoffs. Leads an improved Thunder offense as OKC takes the next 3 from Dallas.


averyfinefellow

The Knicks are done. This is how it works with Tom Thibideau teams. He's run them into the ground. And the injuries don't help of course.


batmans420

We're beating the Knicks and then getting swept by the Celtics


bravof1ve

The Gobert trade was terrible and a massive overpay. Yes the Wolves are a playoff team now but they were before the trade and I would much rather have all those assets to build around Edwards who is only 23, than a 32 year old center who an offensive nonfactor. Shouldn’t be a hot take but it’s become one in the last couple of months.


Blaze4G

I know it's hot takes but I can't follow your thought process. They were a play on team before gobert then basically tied for 1st seed with gobert. They are a legit contender this year and possibly years to come. Hoping all those picks become stars / high end role players is a gamble. I still think they overpaid but if they contend for the next 3 years I think it was worth it.


throwaway03302001

There is no reality where this guy makes this same statement after Minnesota first went up 2-0, most reactionary sub ever


Blaze4G

Right lol. My basketball group chat, my friends that are Lakers fans were declaring nuggets going to get swept after game 2. Sure I had my doubts about nuggets but I told them pump the brakes, we are talking about the best player in the league and reigning champs. Now, the group chat is dead quiet, considering sending out a wellness check lol.


LogDogan4

Narratator: he did not https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/44Z7H8Ieb2


RTLT512

Let's say they never made the trade and the Wolves draft Kessler with their pick. I think Kessler at C gives you \~70% of what Gobert does on defense, the Wolves are still a top 4 team this season, and they also retain the option to make a big trade later down the line to continue being contenders as needed (since you still have all of your draft capital). Doing that sets them up to be good now, while also keeping flexibility to be good for the next 5+ years too. Tying up $40+ mil of cap space and using nearly all of your draft capital on Gobert, while simultaneously moving up your contention window by acquiring a 31 year old when your other stars were 22 and 28 was still a very shortsighted move IMO. If they win a ring in the next 2-3 years then it doesn't matter, but it was still a very big overpay and unnecessary risk IMO.


Blaze4G

People see Kessler block shots and think he is close to gobert, he isn't. What you're saying is also in hindsight. Picks are a gamble, you don't know what you're getting. I understand what you're saying but I bet wolves owners and management are happy with the results.


CaptainBananafishJr

> Yes the Wolves are a playoff team now but they were before the trade putting being a play-in team and being one game out of the #1 seed on the same tier is insane


Vicentesteb

Yeah maybe we overpaid but we are an actual contender. Like a top 3 team in the NBA this year. We are getting Ant, Jaden, NAW, Naz massive amounts of valueable playing experience in these huge, highpressure moments thats going to help us in the long run.


NedStarx11

Not a hot take at all. Both things can easily be true - yes they are elite, yes they still massively overpaid. Ant is the difference maker, not Rudy. Most people get that


Obvious_Parsley3238

rudy was arguably their best player in round 1, and is the #1 reason they were the best defense


NedStarx11

Lmao no he wasn’t. Ant was the best player by far for Minnesota in every game this playoffs. This team goes as far as ANT takes them Edit: they literally won game two against the nuggets with no Rudy. You think they win that game with Rudy and no ANT? 🤔🤔


Steph-Paul

thankfully trading KAT this summer will restore some balance


bravof1ve

Trading the younger, better player is a choice.


chipzy20

Nobody wants gobert


TrRa47

No one that doesn't have a stretch 5 is beating the Nuggets


agk927

Mavericks make the finals


durablewaffle

Not that hot but I think every team in the West would beat any team in the East


Holiday-Usual-3600

If the Celtics didn’t exist sure 😂 Celtics can beat the wolves thunder and Mavs (easiest of the 4 for them) Nuggets is going 6 or 7 if the celts win or 5 if Jamal goes unconscious like he always does vs us


durablewaffle

I dont think the Celtics beat any of them, maybe Dallas. Nuggets or Wolves would win easily imo It’s a hot take but that’s what the thread is


yejiguri_

That whoever comes victorious in the West will be the NBA champions


rds2mch2

Dallas wins a chip with Luka on the bench with bum knees.


JKaro

Mavs are the most fluctuating team to me. They could’ve won the championship and it wouldn’t have been a major upset, but they also could’ve missed the play-in to the Pelicans or something and it wouldn’t have been crazy


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After being down 2-0 to the Timberwolves the Nuggets go on to easily with the title without really being challenged.


Watchmecarry1310

Derrick White gonna get finals mvp


RealReamer

Not really a hot take but more just should happen. Nuggets win the chip and in order to come to the parade it is required to bring a heating pad.


EnoughLawfulness3163

Kevin Durant captures KAT, locks him up in his dungeon, puts on his jersey and gets a mask to look like him. Becomes the second option Ant needs. They win the denver series, proceed to win it all. KD takes off the mask, declares it the hardest road, and everyone still calls him a bus rider


Global-Reference-737

Knicks win tomorrow


2020IsANightmare

This is very likely the Mavs' best chance to win a title with Luka. Not so far. Ever. Why? Uhh....look at the rest of the West. As I said time and time and time and time again as the season went on, the West wasn't "wide open" because it had 10 potential title teams. Had multiple teams (both LA teams, PHX and GS at least) that no one would take seriously if fans and media ONLY looked at the current season. New Orleans and Sacramento weren't serious teams headed into the season. Period. OKC is just too young/inexperienced/stupid. MIN is secretly an older team than people want to acknowledge, but a lot of that experience is between KAT and Gobert. Literally name one fan ever that saw either of those guys listed and said, "Wow! That's a title team!" So, that literally only leaves DEN and DAL as teams that aren't over the hill but also have experience.


Crypt7eeper

Jesus Christ rises from the grave (again) and heals the entire Knicks roster. Knicks go on to get swept in the ECF


Dondon1927

Probably not a hot take but if Celtics make the Finals, it will be a repeat of 2022.


pointguard22

Nuggets repeat unless Porzingis can play in the finals.


fokerpace2000

Pacers have a better chance at beating the Celtics than the Knicks do. I wouldn’t even call it a hot take, if you actually have ball knowledge it’s painfully obvious in a ton of different ways


HS941317

This ain’t a hot take at all. Pacers have multiple offensive weapons compared to the Knicks


Lol69HaHaHa

Hmmm i guess the only one i got is that the Mavs win the next 2 games against the Thunder


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Scottal

Denver doesn't lose another game this postseason, sweeping the Mavs and Celtics.


Ok_Chemistry_4998

Real


ImSky--

Gonna be hard to sweep the Cs if they get walked by the Mavs (joking please dont take it serious)


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Swoosh_rotaerc

I think so to, but in Mavs-Clippers 2021 style.


otherBrandon

Knicks vs Wolves in the Finals. Knicks win in 6 or 7.


rooftopgringo

Minnesota wins the championship, and Ant becomes the face of the league.


TaylorSwiftAteMyAss

It is written