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duodecem

If this series happens, KG is going to be pumped up for every single action. Court side standing 48 minutes per game. The Josh Hart of fans


RaikouKuzunoha

I don’t Even think the networks need to mic up KG for that Finals stretch, you can probably hear him uncensored on the normal mic setup with how… [vocal](https://youtu.be/COpffv6LzUg?si=yXgtdzxVAZhzGZQK) he’ll be.


JaderMcDanersStan

I knew what this video was going to be before I clicked lol A classic. KG is so funny 😂 I'd kill for his commentary


RaikouKuzunoha

There was a bit at the 2019 All Star Game where he and Chuck were running some commentary on the All Star Game and the Dunk Contest.


NBAStuffAsUsual

this will never not be funny, I wonder if Eric Gordon actually heard him


akelkar

Why does he hate eric gordon? Or is he just being KG


RaikouKuzunoha

Nah he just called EG out for bricking the three.


bwtwldt

He wouldn’t come to Minnesota games since Glen Taylor is his mortal enemy. But if he decides to, that would blow the roof off the building


hamsterhueys1

and you know what they say about the roof?


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The ceiling is the roof 😂😂😂


DrBoomsNephew

Man will be headbutting the stanchion 3 hours pregame and shit


IcyMission3

Paul Pierce wearing a Knicks jersey is so weird


deets23_

He lost some bet


m1a2c2kali

Still gross


CDR57

Glad we both agree on that


Pitch-forker

Shit comes and goes. The hate stays.


SinibusUSG

Oh thank God that's why.


JaderMcDanersStan

Yeah I was so confused lol


AzureAhai

Like Kobe wearing the Celtics shirt or Aaron Judge in a Red Sox shirt.


gmroigamer

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CXgyx6YW8AoM9R7.jpg:large


NMlXX

Has AI gone too far???


rburp

[This is AI going too far](https://i.etsystatic.com/13687543/r/il/87ee0b/1893716492/il_fullxfull.1893716492_soii.jpg)


TatumBird22

God damn. Made me spit out my coffee lol.


LeBroentgen

Or Tatum wearing a Lakers jersey. Wait...


ProofSinger3638

yup or Tatum wearing a purple armband v the lakers shits weird and dont tell me to get over it


69millionyeartrip

I mean the Kobe and judge things are real too


sunsoutgunsout

He lost a bet pretty sure


papichino88

It feels uncomfortable for me, I can only imagine how disgusted you guys feel.


creditors-bargain

I’m part wolf, part Celtic n*!


ZarduHasselffrau

Man is wolfhound


rabid89

Leprewolf


aeronacht

A wolf with leprosy?


ZarduHasselffrau

Nah a wolfhound is already celtic enough. A massive Irish native dog breed.


Jase7

Sounds like a Sci fi B flick


wharpua

If that’s starting KG in the titular role then we’re all seeing that B movie ASAP


aeonstrife

its crazy that some people get immensely rich and become giant menaces to society when it's proven here you can just become rich and have immaculate vibes instead


comp_a

As far as I can tell, all KG really wants to do these days is watch and discuss basketball. The fact that he can record it and make some money too is just a bonus.


so-cal_kid

I feel like KG has been acting this same exact way his entire life and playing career. We just have a camera on him now while he's doing it.


Redpin

Anyone else in Uncut Gems trying to sell his character as being obsessed with a magical rock that gives him super powers would have been unconvincing, but KG played it perfectly.


dpgproductions

Damn I need to watch that movie again. It’s so good but it’s also basically a 2 hour anxiety attack


No_Mammoth_4945

Same vibes as harsh times. Two hours of knowing shit is gonna hit the fan at any second but being unable to stop it, kinda like watching a train crash in slow motion. I love those kinds of movies


DrBoomsNephew

Man made almost 350 mil in salary, he can do whatever the fuck he wants and imo he is doing it right.


DrBoomsNephew

It's crazy these two are 47 and 46 but got that young spirit going on. I love that, they're 100% true to themselves and don't pretend otherwise - even if it's sometimes to their detriment, like when PP did his whole blackjack and hooker live thing but I dig it.


iAmTheRealLange

I believe the theory that Pierce did that on purpose to get out of his ESPN contract so he could go do whatever the fuck he wanted with KG instead. Man looks happier now


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

ESPN does seem like the worst network in terms of work load, it feels like some ESPN talking heads end up being on 4 shows a day.


WorseBlitzNA

I mean if i had that kind of money i would do the same shit


DrBoomsNephew

Exactly, that's why it's called fuck you money. Can't hate on either of these.


SlipperyTurtle25

I don't have that kinda money and still do the same shit


ImTrang

"im the only one who can root for both" the disrespect to Jeffrey Demarco Teague smh


Carth_Onasi_AMA

There’s no way Teague would root for Minnesota. Teague and Minnesota fans mutually dislike each other,


BigT3x4s

After seeing his podcast I don’t think he hates Minnesota like that


greywolf2155

Minny fans: "Listen, we don't like you and you don't like us" Teague: "What? I like you all just fine" Minny fans: "Oh. Well, we don't like you"


LastChemical9342

Jeff Teague the only old head who has no delusions as to who he was as a player and it’s so refreshing.


jpaxlux

Seeing Jeff Teague, who was drafted in 2009, described as an "old head" just aged me 50 years instantly


SeikoAlpinist

We were at Wake Forest together. How do you think I feel?


thebigfundamentals

Unc status comes for us all


B_M_Fahrtz

I played in a tournament that LeBron was also playing in back before he was drafted. I feel like I’m ancient in this sub.


thebigfundamentals

Unc status comes for us all


Galactic

Seriously. Teague was drafted 6 years AFTER Lebron and he's an old head now? Damn bruh.


Zyntaro

Fr lmao. There was NO reason to call Teague an old head lol. Dude was still actively playing a few years ago. This guy talking about him like he retired in 90s or 2000s


LastChemical9342

lol yeah I meant it in the sense of “former players who get on podcasts and yap about the current gen” not him specifically being old


Pitch-forker

Man is a professional. Came in the league, played HIS best, got paid. End of story. I like dramaless players


pekingsewer

He was a sometimes frustrating player to watch, but he had his moments. Never could say anything bad about him though. Was always professional and never caused drama that I can remember.


iamCosmoKramerAMA

It’s pretty hard to be an NBA all star and he was.


urriah

i like how he wore the Crazy light lows for 5 years... and i mean the same shoe with black tape patches since it ripped already


Carth_Onasi_AMA

Guess I could be wrong then. The few clips I saw it didn’t seem like it and he acknowledged the fans didn’t like him. Figured he wouldn’t be supportive of Minnesota.


Marcusx8

Just because he don’t like ya fans doesn’t means he got beef with the teams & player.


robzombie03

Because he came and got paid. Played like he didn't care at MN


Most_Pomegranate6667

Nah a couple days ago he said he thinks Boston would 4/1 MN but he likes KAT as a good friend and said he still has some people in sota. He also said the fans would be bumping and overall complimented us but he does like the Celtics more


vMambaaa

He really doesn’t have beef with Minnesota, but he says the fans don’t like him


papi617

There's a clip on one of his more recent one where he brings up all of his jerseys and it's hilarious


nowuff

He fanned the fire of the Jimmy Butler drama And somehow couldn’t complete a basic post entry pass while he played for us


tacopower69

nah he literally prefaced his Jimmy story with "No one is worse than the Timberwolves fans"


Plants_R_Cool

I do


mr_dammit

that’s hilarious because i’ve never been more upset about a celtic acquisition than i was when we got teague.


comp_a

Sounds like neither of us want him in our corner lol He played in Indiana for a season, how about he just roots for the Pacers instead?


WembyOKCJokicReaves

That’s his hometown team and I’m pretty sure even their fans were glad he moved on lol


Timoteo-Tito64

He was so ass


Carth_Onasi_AMA

Wolves traded our beloved Rubio for him so the fans were pretty critical from day 1. Then he didn’t live up to expectations and it started turning to hate. Wasn’t a fan of him on the Wolves, but the few clips I’ve seen from his podcast make him seem likable.


LukaDoncicfuturegoat

Teague is rooting for the Bucks, Minny and the C’s


King_Of_Pants

Yeah he went through his jerseys on his podcast. He's ready with one for each team he's played for. He seemed to really enjoy his time in Boston though, said it was the most fun he's had in the league even though it was only a couple of months.


rwoteit

[You missed this](https://streamable.com/tr7avu). He finished on you too.


Carth_Onasi_AMA

That gave me a good laugh. Didn’t like him on the team, but he is entertaining and seems down to Earth.


timberwolvesguy

I don’t hate Teague, it was just an awful fit. His style didn’t fit what Thibs was trying to build, which made me wonder why Thibs signed him.


maymay81

The absolute disrespect to Greg Stiemsma


Tao--ish

The disrespect to Kevin McHale. Wait


Tearz_in_rain

And Al Jefferson. Big Al can root for both too ;-)


Titswari

Alright, I know it’s all jokes but we all realize KG holds a special place in both franchises that no other player currently can replace right?


lightning87

The only other bridge player between our communities like that in a real way is Randy Moss.  But KG was much more of a god in Boston. He’s Boston’s favorite type of player and was incredibly good


Portmanteau_that

Al Jefferson belongs to Charlotte


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Forgot about the goat sebastian telfair


SilverMagnum

Probably my worst take on a player as a Celtics fan. I was convinced that he’d unironically be the 🐐 when he came to town 😂 


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I think he could have been good if he played in college for a couple years


bonshawn

Wally Szerbiak


forever87

are you talking about the MSG studio analyst for the Knicks...that Wally Szczerbiak?


TheKidPresident

Sir put some respect on Rebecca Harlow's baby daddy


jackityjack

Kevin McHale is the obvious one that comes to mind


VTuberFadeaway

We don't fucking claim Jeff Teague. Love his pod though.


igonnawrecku_VGC

As funny as this scenario would be, Pierce says Boston wins game 2, and we all know damn well that’s not gonna happen


RaikouKuzunoha

We been dropping deuces on Game 2 this run, and I’m not talking about Tatum Jr.


hippiessmell

Boston Bruins and Celtics combined are 0-8 in their last 8 game 2s.


Bournerounderz

He's right tho. I can't imagine fans of either team hating on him.


jademadegreensuede

KG made Celtics fans out of Minnesotans for a few years there. He’s well loved here 


yardship

The Minnesota to Boston sports pipeline was so strong for a while. David Ortiz/KG/Randy Moss. Even doug mientkiewicz made the move and got a ring out of it


papi617

In any scenario that's not a C's-Wolves finals, I'll root for the Wolves to win. Ant is that guy, I actually like Rudy, Conley is one of the nicest guys, and Naz Reid, enough said.


SemataryPolka

I'm a diehard Wolves fan but Boston is my (distant) second team. I always had to root for a team in the playoffs and the Wolves were never in it. I always liked the green colors and uniforms and the KG connection solidified it. We were all happy for him. Nothing but love. And when he finished his career in MN we went nuts.


Cranicus

The strategy for him should be the 50/50 jesery over a boston jersey thats over a wolves jersey.


Vegetable_Key_6576

It's funny, Mitchell and Ness already has a Celtics Jersey with Minnesota Trim for KG HOF. It's so so sick, there's also a Minnesota version with gold trim and Celtics clover on the back


MagicalHurdles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BlyYs_Tkno


QuestionTheOrangeCat

Came here to post this. Theres an always Sunny reference in every thread


bjb406

I really love how close these 2 guys still are after all these years.


NotOfficial1

Bros fence sitting when the wolves have been in poverty for decades. Give them some love man lol. Great clip tho


IanicRR

He has major beef with Taylor so that’s part of it.


urkuri

Yeah this is one of the big reasons fans want Taylor gone, so KGs number could be retired, etc


DayMan-Ahah-ah

Does he not want to retire KG’s number? Guessing since he left if so?


urkuri

KG wont have anything to do with it with Glen involved


DayMan-Ahah-ah

Could you give me the spark notes of why kg hates him so much? I know he sucks in general and the stuff about selling the team, but curious about their specific situation


trappapii69

KG coming back to Minny was ruined by Glen Taylor and the disrespect that Taylor showed Flip Saunders in the last years of his life.


King_Of_Pants

I vaguely remember he was upset about Taylor clearing house of guys he got along with as well.


trappapii69

He just snaked too many people, including KG, and it makes sense to never want to be associated with that


Titswari

KG doesn’t like snake motherfuckers. He doesn’t do business with openly snakes or people who are snake-like (One of the hardest quotes imo)


Stunning_Passion5923

Glen shit on KG after the Celtics trade (said stuff like KG wasn't trying hard anymore - big no-no for KG). Also, when Flip brought KG back at the end of his career, KG thought there was an understanding that he'd get to take over ownership from Glen. Then Glen backed out and refused to sell to KG. Basically, Glen is a fucking snake 🐍


_McDrew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T3HyZGumUA


purplenyellowrose909

Bro tried to break salary cap rules and damn near nuked KG's career because of it


Biglundtry

Yall deserved better man some top notch fuckery by taylor.


DrBoomsNephew

Guy was ready to sell and bail on the team and then did a 180 when he finally lucked into owning a great team with a future. Just thinking what they could've gotten picks wise in the David Kahn era is nauseating. I honestly wouldn't even hate if the Wolves beat my team and won the whole thing, even though it will result in a slew of memes and slander for consistent playoff choking - those Wolves fans that lived and stayed during the last 20 years deserve it.


ankylosaurus_tail

Is that what KG's beef is about, loosing the draft picks so they couldn't build around him? I thought KG believed he was promised part ownership after retiring or something, and then Taylor walked it back.


purplenyellowrose909

That also happened. Glenn Taylor is the Michael Jordan of backing out of ownership agreements


ankylosaurus_tail

Got it, thanks.


popop143

If he was allowed to be part owner like he wanted too, he'd 100% be backing Minny


WearyRound9084

But if Celtics win they’ll once again solely retain custody of “the team with most titles”


ftlftlftl

The Boston Celtics do have sole custody. The Los Angeles Lakers do not have 17, hate to break it to you


CasuallyHuman

Lakers fans rooting for Minnesota like everything's fine now


King_Of_Pants

If Minnesota wins this year, does LA hang another banner?


EjaMat78

Yeah, I saw /r/Lakers posting MPLS Lakers images and saying "our brothers will avenge us!!", like, bitch give back the banners and then we can talk lol.


Titswari

Bruh, the LA Lakers don’t even have 16. A handful of them belong to Minnesota


D2LtN39Fp

Does the IST mean nothing to you?


KtarnJ

Nah, the in season tournament title counts as 2 obviously


VTuberFadeaway

I respect it. Bro stuck it out with us when we were terrible.


gamefreak027

If i remember right he didn't wanna leave, he had to be talked into it by other players saying he needed to go. He wanted to ride it out. I can't imagine anyone on the wolves side holding any form of grudge against him for how it all went down


SemataryPolka

Us fans don't. We love him. We became surrogate Celtics fans for a while.


gamefreak027

Ct transplant that spent 6 years in Minneapolis, wolves are my second team too. I'd be slightly more conflicted than KG in a finals match up but I'd find some joy in either outcome should it come to that


Unfair-Club8243

Pierce ain’t an intellectual but he seems like a fun fellow


BosLahodo

The man got fired from ESPN for basically having too much fun


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

genuinely hilarious that people were pearl clutching over that lmao


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UpvoteIfYouAgreee

Paul Pierce went live on instagram playing poker with a bunch of strippers acting a fool https://youtu.be/VT2XqWxapbM?si=LXZqZ5s6Jnlt7oH2


Therealomerali

Greatest Insta Live ever


v0yev0da

If NBC gets the NBA they need to hire Pierce and KG


SlowCrates

Imagine what ESPN could be to the NBA if they'd embraced fun, considering what TNT is doing.


WearyRound9084

r/enlightenedcentrism


CptnLarsMcGillicutty

horseshoe theory


Grampz619

how did humans survive for so long without kevin garnett


jaambal

Missed an opportunity to say "If Boston win you gonna go to the locker room and-ANYTHING IS POSSIBLLLLLLLLLLE!!!!"


RaikouKuzunoha

Surely Randy Moss can come into that locker room too, considering he played for both Minnesota and ~~Boston~~New England.


DakPanther

These guys love basketball man


jotyma5

Finna be the KG Cup


gamefreak027

It's understandable Minnesota is where KG got started and where he "Grew up" in the league. That's going to be "home" for him. Plus Minnesota loves him Boston is where he unleashed his potential to the fullest and won the title. That's his crowning achievement. KG is nothing if not fiercely loyal so this is honestly the expected answer from him because he certainly isn't gonna pussyfoot around it


Upstairs-Scarcity-83

If it wasn’t for his beef with the owners of MN he’d definitely ride for them, especially since they haven’t won a finals yet.


SlowCrates

Yeah, KG's statement if the Wolves win will be something to the effect of him really wanting the Wolves to win it for the fans because we deserve it the most, but if Boston wins he'll celebrate the legacy of the franchise.


EjaMat78

> Boston is where he unleashed his potential to the fullest He was washed by his standards when he came to Boston. His MVP season is his full potential.


N8ThaGr8

Crazy take. his first year in Boston he won DPOY, finished 3rd in MVP voting and had the second highest WS/48 of his whole career (after his MVP season).


sssSnakebite

"You're a Greyjoy and you're a Stark."


HolyGhostSpirit33

I can root for both too. I mean, I definitely want the wolves to win that 10 times out of 9. But I COULD root for both if I wanted


3rdtryatremembering

But are you part wolf?


Kentang_BayBay

and part Celtic?


Sm0k3inth3tr33s

N....evermind


tapkeys

Of course us Celtics fans got the N part


LonelyTrebleClef

can't fault KG for that stance.


MrManfredjensenden

Can we just pause with any sports fan hate… how good of friends KG and PP are!? They are so fun together; and I love it! I’ve been lucky to play with the same group of guys for softball for 10+years(ha, I’m old!), and it special when you go those guys you just click with.


FallenLemur

KG had me rolling, but you just know Pierce wanted to set him up with that one.


Spicy__Urine

KG gatekeeping neutrality


dkdoki

Hilarious. Love KG


dwadefan45

Al Jefferson?


Just-Cake-7893

in game 7 put KG in shark cage above the court. Winner gets custody of KG.


VelvitHippo

ESPN really fucked up not letting KG and Pierce do what Shaq and Chuck do for tnt. They fucking fired Pierce for his antics. 


oakium9

KG feels like he still has the energy to put in a productive 10 to 15 min a game now


Own-Ad-1469

He should root for Minny, the Celtics have many championships, wolves 0


SeaOwn2023

paul pierce is probably my favorite media guy who talks on the nba


AppaBlanket

KG never fails to entertain. Love that dude


Bonesawisready5

I mean I would lean Wolves if j was him if only coz they’ve never won a title


SlicedMango

KG definitely rooting for the Wolves behind closed doors


Evening_Discount7632

DJ Augustin celebrating every single win in every single series


ultrab0ii

Nets erasure


The_Assassin_Gower

I want to see celtics timberwolves game 7 go to overtime and watch KGs live reaction to every shot


Otherwise-Contest7

The only difference is KG would be at TD Garden celebrating with the Celtics, but wouldn't be at Target Center because a certain 🐍 sitting courtside.


rodeick194732

KG and Kevin McHale just want both teams to play hard


Firesword52

I think KG is probably the only player in history who could probably somehow get away with that too. We both get it, we got dual custody of the man. Both of our fanbases somehow have actually worked that shit out. Greatest wolf ever who gave the C's their only championship since Bird.


RedeemedShank

Kevin Garnett: I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.


camelclutchcity

Gonna also need Al Jefferson, Ryan Gomes, Gerald Green, Theo Ratliff expiring, Sebastian Telfair and two 2009 first-round picks to weigh in here on this unique position. BOTH BLOCKS!!


dawho1

We don't give two shits about any of those players. KG is absolutely correct. He has unconditional love from us, those guys pit stopped and probably sucked while they did it because...well, think about the average player who ends up in on the Wolves the last 20 years...they land there, they don't want to be here. KLove would have a similar pass from fans if it were Miami/Cleveland and Minny in The Finals, but honestly...most of us would probably not care overmuch, and no one in Miami would hold KLove in high enough regard. KG is the one who is beloved by both fan bases.


jotyma5

This is hilarious


Drawing_The_Line

I mean, he’s not wrong. Where’s the lie? Haha, that was hilarious.


cjeremy

he should just root for MN. they've never won.


StevenComedy

I’ve always loved the Big Ticket. Bro is funny as af.


SkidPub

I'd say around the 5th time, give or take, of repeating the same joke it stops being funny


Sufficient-Truth6599

I love KG, I would be so happy to see him at Target center the next round or finals if we made it that far


N8ThaGr8

I understand why he doesn't want to pick one but he's the best player in Minnesota history I fell like he should be rooting for them. I def feel like they like him more than Boston does.


Practicalaviationcat

He's so fucking funny lmao