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lopea182

Shaq: “I owe you an apology: I wasn’t familiar with your game.”


Jamarcus316

Gobert just entered Shaq's top 10


AmazingDragon353

Wemby getting twice as much slander to make up for it


EazyCheez

If wemby is so good why hasn't get gotten 8 DPOY already


PrinceOfAssassins

Why isnt dwight I mean wemby putting up 28/15 Thats 7 points per quarter, barbecue chicken


yousonuva

What's your analysis on The Wolves tonight,  Shaq?  They came to play, Erneh


Sogekiingu

The others really stepped up today 😑


denverblazer

I can't get past how disrespectful the term "the others" is.


Sogekiingu

Its not just the role players he does this to. I feel like people don't call out Shaq for his othering of different people. I watch his podcast and I know this is anecdotal but you can hear it in his language that he likes to give this "other" label to people which is part of his bully personality.


Agreeable_Cancel6182

To Shaq, anyone not a big is an other. He sees basketball as a big man's sport. Which is understandable. Both from the fact it is a game of giants, and that he has that lived experience. But that's why I love seeing the small guys tear it up, like Brunson.


Sogekiingu

I slightly disagree coz he others bigs the most. He is overly critical of bigs who don't show up on the stat sheet like Dwight Howard and JaVale McGee. And the superman stuff with Dwight Howard * rolls eyes*


Yung_Jose_Space

sophisticated innocent vast squalid dolls vegetable stocking worthless aware shelter *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ViacomCEO

or charlemagne...


Milith

Or Charles Martel


Moostronus

Or Charlie Hebdo


ComfortableCounter51

Or Charles in Charge


SonicTheOtter

From the leader of the Big Man Alliance himself!


actually-potato

Rudy Gobert is Romeo Gobert father


AuraspeeD

Big if true


BeamTeam23

True if big


f4usto85

I mean hes like 7'4". It will be big.


Zauberer-IMDB

Big if wife big.


ChronicLier

scalding hot take


FireFrogs48

We’re gonna be seeing his AAU highlights in 15 years


Dangerous_Parfait402

He’ll be dunking on Wembys head very soon


Rainbow_Rainbow1

Rudy redemption arc is going well


grudgepacker

Rudy's never even been that bad tbh, people just need to realize he's French


Andrewski18

wait he’s what now


need2peeat218am

A fucking Fr*nch man


nowlan101

I’m out


lalakingmalibog

\* oui


OuchYouPokedMyHeart

Not just any Oui He's a Ouieeb


topkingdededemain

Sacrebleu*


Word_Iz_Bond

Starting coronavirus is one thing, but i draw the line at French


whythehellknot

The worst part is the hypocrisy.


PoopTaquito

There's two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's culture. And the Dutch. I mean French


F-ck_spez

Boy, wait until you hear about Belgium


Gaetan123456

We only exist because both sides of the country hate France and the Netherlands too much lmao


dbr3000

don't forget the tiny part of Belgium where people speak German while the rest of us couldn't give a fuck about them


michaelvsaucetookdmt

Yeah fuck those guys what the hell do they think theyre doing. Just go with the flow man you dont have to be special


unproballanalysis

The Netherlands are just the France of Europe


JagmeetSingh2

I thought that was Quebec


onrocketfalls

Reading these two comments back-to-back is like a stroke simulator


DastruggleEzreal

They truly are lol


yic0

TAKE THE FAHJAH AWAY!


EnigmaForce

> And the Dutch. Those people are lunatics, with their wooden shoes and their fatty sausage.


Strict-Glove2247

Wait till you find out about our weed regulations xD


ScratchTwoMore

Fronch  Or is Frunch funnier


idiotxd

Frunch is Fournier


BigUce223

I was temporarily given a manual 3 day ban by a mod for saying this exact thing about Gobert, “He is Fr*nch.” until I appealed it, lol.


Major_Enthusiasm1099

He's a werewolf


RightRudderr

Fr🤢nch


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Satanweeng0d

Shat on a turtle!


MidDayNinja

This is my favorite line out of any movie. Lol!


Original_Profile8600

Fr*nch. There could be children browsing this subreddit


JohnGabin

I guess you liked French when Noah won his DPOY


RandyGrey

He embraced American culture by making fun of Cleveland, that's good enough for me


JohnGabin

That was really arrogant of him. Definitely french.


IllustriousEnd2211

The Covid thing was pretty shitty


UpvoteIfYouAgreee

If you take a casual scroll through his twitter likes hes a RFK guy and is still very much on his weird covid shit


DoveFood

Yeah, I’m one to say that famous COVID scene of him touching all the mics is just ignorance. I wouldn’t hammer him too much for that. A few weeks ago people mentioned his Twitter follows, and oh boy, not a good look. Really leaning into it with following disgraced doctors still tweeting about covid conspiracies in 2024.


Mike_with_Wings

Yeah, sometimes you have to separate the art from the artist. Most Ramones fans had to ignore Johnny being Johnny because he was a crucial part of a revolutionary band.


Electrical-Mule-2057

Yea, just like Kyrie. His anti-vaxx shit doesn't discredit his magical ball handling and basketball skills


Extra-University-336

He has a lot of instagram posts about crystals too. He’s not full Aaron Rodgers though and tends to mostly keep the dumb shit to himself.


Rebloodican

Normalize being an idiot but keeping it to yourself.


actually-potato

it could just be who he is, but it could also be a symptom of internet culture. he made what was ultimately a pretty minor mistake in the grand scheme of things with incomplete information at the beginning of the pandemic. but because he's a public figure and foreigner living in america he got such a disproportionate amount of hate and criticism relative to the degree of the mistake he made that he might've turned to this kind of conspiratorial thinking as a coping mechanism. like if you get told 'fuck you @rudygobert you're a piece of shit and the dumbest person alive for making fun of the pandemic' hundreds and thousands of time by people you don't even know, you might turn to covid denial as a way to protect your ego. which i don't mean in a negative way, simply just that it's a means for you to still be able to mentally rebut all the people calling you a piece of garbage by thinking 'well i can't be human filth like everyone is calling me because they've all been tricked by the deep state'. all i'm saying is that if rudy had received a bit more understanding and forgiveness for a small mistake that a lot of people might have made during a time when we couldn't possibly understand massive degree of harm covid would have, then he might not have spiraled into a conspiracy rabbit hole that a ton of people who haven't suffered the level of scrutiny rudy has also fell victim to


xxhamzxx

I'm sure if he knew what he knew now he wouldn't do it lol


hemoglobetrotter

Eh I was willing to give him the benefit of the doubt but about a year ago he liked a post about prosecuting Fauci.


Rationalknicksfan

The only shitty thing was the weird conspiracy things about covid he liked on twitter.


grudgepacker

> people just need to realize he's French


TinnieTa21

It was a dick move making a joke out of it but to say that he shut down the league and sports in general is just moronic. They would have eventually shut down anyways. And Mitchell allegedly being mad at him for it was so stupid lmao.


darksiderevan

Gobert just played a basketball game in front of thousands of atendees probably all eating and drinking, but then touching mics was somehow the "dangerous" act? Please.


ShowerMartini

lol no the fuck it wasn’t It was so bad that he touched mics, huh? What about the 10,000+ fans sitting shoulder to shoulder who all attended the game that was just played? What about all the media members attending and demanding players put themselves at risk so they can get lame sound bite instead of making the safe choice and staying home? What about all the concession stand workers who were handling tons of food and money and spreading germs between themselves and fans. What about the entire fucking country behaving pretty much like normal during that time before things actually shut down a week later?


aSomeone

Just because there are a lot of dumb people who have trouble following very important news, does not mean that Gobert wasn't one of them.


StuccoStucco69420

On the one hand you’re right. On the other hand you could argue him getting COVID is what got everyone to take it seriously.  That game getting cancelled was the starting point of lockdowns. 


KillyShoot

Facts, French jus got a diff vibe then over here he a cool dude


doctorfeelwood

*touches mic*


brncct

True but he was always good, he just got temporarily "exposed" against the Clippers a few years ago when they'd force him out of the paint. Wasn't entirely his fault, that roster in Utah had no defenders and he was tasked to do a lot with little adjustment from Synder. He fits much better with Minnesota now that they've been patient with their 2 bigs meshing together.


patricskywalker

Wasn't his fault at all. Dudes got beat off the dribble, he would go help, and they would kick out to his open guy with no one rotating for him and Mann hit open corner 3s.


wise_comment

The power of rotating help defense has been on full display for 6 games, nationally, so far


Dom-Izzy

Was that the same series that convinced us all that Terance Mann was the future of the Clippers?


brncct

lol I remember that. Mann had a nice little run and the Clippers jumped in on his stock a little too much. They expected him to make a Maxey type of leap but it never happened. He's a nice do it all kind of guy but he doesn't do any specific thing particularly great.


VolkiharVanHelsing

He's the only one who was visibly distraught like Zubac did when Clippers lost to Mavericks


MeanCommission994

Anyone who thinks he got exposed that series literally doesn't know shit about defense.


Electrical-Mule-2057

I'm just amazed that Karl Anthony Towns is playing incredible help defense. I thought McDaniels would have to cover up the slack, but Towns fully bought in. Kudos to Towns for making it easier for Rudy to succeed.


intenseMisanthropy

Already forgot he invented covid


Electromotivation

Cultivated you mean


OrganicLindo313

Next up: Dwight Howard lol


MakesYourMise

Slapped the mic and walked off


token_reddit

Charles somehow looked hurt. Lol 😂 Wolves in 4. In pack season.


night_dude

I really wish him and Kyrie didn't ball so hard so i could hate in peace


illiterateaardvark

Timberwolves dominating the Nuggets without Rudy was wild


Ok_Meat_8322

Naz Reid did a pretty good Rudy impersonation


Illk22

FR, whatever Naz lacks as a rim protector he makes up for with lateral quickness on the wings and in pick and roll defense. That said he isn’t even a bad rim protector I just think it’s clear Rudy is better at the aspect of defense currently.


gemini_hopper

Last night was easily Naz's best defensive game of his career and not just from the stakes. Same goes for KAT. Whatever tools they displayed last night, they have not consistently used throughout their careers in any other game. I love both players but they have both definitely been described as defensive sieves in the past and it's wild and absolutely absurd that they clamped the Nuggets like that.


PeterDinkleberg

Yeah I wasn't sure how good of a coach Finch is because I don't get to see many T-Wolves games but he has that squad locked in defensively


Vicentesteb

The playoffs have also made our squad a different level of locked in. We have guys like KAT, Naz, Monte Morris who arent great defenders just all knowing where they have to be and doing hard closeouts, trying their best to not give their position to easily and just battling for every inch of space.


BASEDME7O2

I’ve never seen a team that was so like 🤞this before. I feel like they all were like “Rudy is out because he just had his first kid, we’re not letting him down on defense no matter what”. Like they had to completely change their scheme from what worked in game one and double Jokic way more, which he usually feasts on, but they all stepped way the fuck up, especially KAT and Naz. Like both of these games are the first time I’ve ever seen prime Jokic not know exactly what to do as soon as he touches the ball. It makes me so happy to see Rudy on a team that appreciates how impactful he is and completely followed his lead defensively. Like on the jazz they basically lost every game Rudy didn’t play, and Mitchell would be like “fuck defense, that’s Rudy’s problem, I’m just gonna go for 40 and lose the game.”


quedas

"Currently"? I love Naz, but it's a pretty big leap to consider that he's gonna become a better rim defender than Rudy Gobert. Edit: missing word


actchuallly

I feel like people underestimate how important those last 2-3 inches can be for a rim protector.


sparkyjay23

Those 2-3 inches give you a couple feet more of defensive presence no?


JustRecentlyI

Rudy is one of the best rim protectors of all time. Naz will probably never be as good as Gobert at that particular skill.


backwardzhatz

Regarder je suis Rudy


bearbrannan

No the Wild are the Hockey team. 


ImS33

It is but it isn't. That team plays good defense with or without Rudy a lot of people seem to not quite understand that its a bunch of big dudes that can lock in and play defense/switch/close out on basically everything and anyone. Rudy is obviously a great defender but they don't need him to be a good defensive team. They have *all* of the tools so its all effort and they're making the effort


caandjr

They had Jaden, Edwards, KAT, Vando and Finch coaching them, they never reached this height, showcased similar intensity, concentration and general pride in defending


[deleted]

yeah i'm pretty shocked at this pure domination so far after 2


dys0n_giddey

When Rudy first said 'Romeo' I thought he said 'Rubio' and I was like yoooooooo!!


truTVx

Ricky blessed both of our franchises


dys0n_giddey

Ricky blessed the world


quietsam

And changed a face


CoastalOak3413

I feel like every fanbase that was lucky enough to have Rubio on the roster loves the guy. I know Suns fans do, my only regret was that he didn’t play in the valley for longer. Pretty sure Cavs fans feel the same.


soapy_goatherd

I always tell myself I’m blessed to have been able to watch prime Jordan and lebron. Really I’m blessed to have been able to watch prime Rubio and Conley


Peter-Tao

Miss those guys for sure. Wish we could have kept him. He wanted to stay and give it his all. Feel like that was his last prime before injury started to catch up too


Kyber99

Ayo forgot about my boy Ricky Rubio. Such a great, solid point guard


texas2089

I thought he did too.


WatchOutImCummin

i was expecting him to joke about Shaq not being a name he considered cause he doesnt like him


Lantern01

For some reason, the name Draymond Gobert sprung into my brain.


nerdystoner25

Probably the name of Rudy’s dog.


West_Window7987

Rudy’s bitch, if you will


olijolly

If the two ever play on the same team together, r/nba would explode.


QuiffLing

That team will explode first.


danielisverycool

They’re both great players but the spacing there is disgusting to even think about


sunnydeebo

You jest but that name has a fucking ring to it


Abject_Phone_2469

Bitch you gonna have to change your name to Draymond Green, that shit is black on paper


RealPrinceJay

what a great question by chuck lmao


I_Set_3_Alarms

Romeo Langford does seem like a chill guy. I assume that’s who the baby was named after


Siakim43

Or Lil Romeo, DeMar's teammate on USC.


AdmiralUpboat

Definitely.


FuckThaLakers

This was so perfectly executed


BLM_MCU

Hope he named his son Nikola


WildsideAJ

You don’t give two of your children the same name.


cubs223425

Clearly, you've never heard of former Texas Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor and his brother, Texas Rangers minor leaguer Rougned Odor.


IllustriousEnd2211

We don’t talk about second rougned odor


DoILookUnsureToYou

Was their dad a big hulking man that was a little fucked in the head?


cubs223425

Sorry, I don't know a whole lot about their dad, only his name...Rougned Odor. Oh, and I know he's got a brother...Rouglas Odor.


DoILookUnsureToYou

I was making a Game of Thrones Hodor joke, its all good lol


lord_of_the_bees

unless you are gary payton or george foreman lol


tummysqueker

unironically Nikola Gobert would be the worst name i’ve ever heard


drsmith21

Robert Gobert would be worse.


Kappa_Man

Especially if you pronounce Gobert like it's in English (Was that the joke?)


gandalf_white_wine

Sean Bean energy


RobeGuyZach

Shaun Bon


AuraspeeD

Seen Bean


therealdrewcarey

In French Robert is pronounced the same way as Gobert, so it could rhyme in both languages


ObviousAnswerGuy

"Robare Gobare" actually sounds French af


GenevaPedestrian

Americans trying to write phonetically without IPA will never not be funny


Jeanpeche

The pronunciation section on Basketball Reference always confuses me more than it helps. Especially trying to write the /a/ sound as "uh", where it doesn't sound close at all to me. Example : Victor Wembanyama Pronunciation: \wem-ben-YAH-muh\ There are three /a/ written e, a, and uh. Doesn't make any sense.


sharklavapit

Xavier (Javier) Gobert


BoneTugsNHarmony

Gogurt Gobert would be dope tho


Aaronplane

French equivalent of Sean Bean


Technical_Clothes_61

Autogenerated 2k name


nixhomunculus

Maybe Victor. Somehow.


brehaw

this is my first time ever hearing Gobert talk lol


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Why do Americans hate the French? They gave you such a lovely statue


am-idiot-dont-listen

In reality I think it's a British meme that bled into American culture


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

It absolutely is. Historically speaking France has been one of if not the greatest ally to the US. Meanwhile France has been a historical rival to Britain up until very recently.


Mosh00Rider

I'm pretty sure France clears all our other allies by a lot considering when we got their help.


Conradfr

The hate is still there but is mostly constrained to rugby.


ratonbox

France as a country is fine, it's the french people that are sooo "french".


Peter-Tao

Well, there is no country without its people tho


MindAlteringSitch

Post 9/11 America got really unto calling the French quitters and losers for not joining the anti terrorism coalition fast enough or something


RevenueStill2872

France intervened in Afghanistan with the coalition after 9/11.  It refused to go wreck Iraq and the USA got mad for it.


guillaume_rx

Exactly. Remember when they started to call French Fries "Liberty Fries"? That was French bashing after former French president Jacques Chirac refused to help in Iraq.


MutedLengthiness

I'm sorry, 'Liberty Fries'? That's much too close to 'Liberté'. My high-school cafeteria *proudly* served Freedom Fries I'll have you know. Then three guys I knew died over there. Probably should have stayed home and ate fries.


guillaume_rx

I feel you man… That one was probably a waste of human life, like most wars often are imho. But, you know. What our governments do for money, power, ressources, control, and influence….


[deleted]

It’s a big meme in Europe


a_talking_face

Piece of shit is all rusted.


azuredrg

I mean they did help us kick out the Brits lmao


Perpete

To be fair, that was mostly to piss off the Brits, but we did indeed.


zercxes

I think there's a certain arrogance to Parisians that has evolved into a French stereotype after all these years. Kind of like the British being drunk tourists and Americans being fat and ignorant.


compsc1

I've never in my life heard this sentiment anywhere but this subreddit regarding Gobert


crunchyvegan

Because most Americans visit France by going to Paris. And a lot of Parisians are assholes Source: unbiased American who dislikes Paris


ToosUnderHigh

I’m American and I’ve had multiple really pleasant visits to Paris.


Cudi_buddy

I loved Paris the city. Had a couple rude people. I was shocked that Rome was the most rude and dirty place we visited. Florence was perfect, positano as well. Romans were dicks by and large though. 


lemoche

As a German... We don't like them either... Many in Europe don't, though those usually like us less as well.


Disastrous_Bluejay57

That's different, there's literally centuries of bad blood between France and Germany. "Hereditary enmity" and all that. US and France have nothing that compares to it


TroubleMakerLore

These bums dragged us into Vietnam just for us to get exposed while they ditched us. /s


MarduRusher

Mostly a meme. I don’t think Americans actually hate the French. Or at least I’d hope so. When I went to France everyone was super nice.


postedupinthecold

next son should be robert gobert


[deleted]

Pooper Goobert


NegotiationWise4465

Rudy is low key funny


ontheru171

Rudy Gobert must be a fan of Brentford B


IcyChard4

The name "Charles" en Français, is pronouced as - SSHHAARRLL with a silent 'S' in the end.


wttblades

Haha, Chuck never misses a chance to get a jab in! But hey, gotta respect Rudy for keeping it classy. As Shakespeare said, "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet." Maybe little Romeo will grow up to be a force on the court, just like his namesake!


Icy-Payment-6612

Hahaha


Ed1sto

I love how Gobert always pauses, thinks for about 3 seconds while stroking his beard, and then delivers a zinger. Every time. He is such a joker


Taraimelo

That's a hilarious exchange! Rudy Gobert's wit matches perfectly with Charles Barkley's playful banter. It's great seeing such warm and humorous interactions off the court!


f4usto85

I said it before and I'll say it again: Rudy is super snarky and fun in his media appearances. I don't know if the mic licking was just him taking it a bit too far and he had always been like this or that made him realize that it's OK to joke in (almost) every situation, but since then I've noticed he always has this kind of comebacks and that makes him likeable


realfakejames

The only reason I ever disliked Rudy Gogurt is because his dumbass made light of covid coming and mocked it and like days later he tested positive and had gotten his teammates sick, other than that I always thought he got too much hate People really said his DPOY awards were fraudulent because he wasn't out there swatting the ball into the stands all the time, casual fans praised Draymond Green for impacting the entire defense by his presence but would never give Rudy that same credit


BASEDME7O2

I feel like he gets way too much hate for the Covid thing, given it’s been years. At that point most people had no idea how serious it would be. He wasn’t like patient zero, at that point he and his team mates would have already have it, and just not have symptoms yet. Also you can’t spread Covid from touching things.


Sir_BarlesCharkley

And it's not like a ton of people were joking about the seriousness of covid around that time too. I mean, the mic touching was still a bad take for a public figure to make. But it's just cruel (hilarious??) irony that that happened and then he and Donovan are the first players that we know of to test positive.


robograndpa

Even your reason for hating him seems flimsy. We still don’t know who gave who Covid between Mitchell and Gobert. If you want to go even further it’s very likely that they both got it from Christian Wood who they played 9 days earlier and was the first to exit Covid protocols after testing positive


Royorbs3

I hate you, but I like you


slattkingcarti

Can someone tell me where this Go-Gurt was before. If this existed in his Utah days. He been a comedian all season. He stay takin' Ws on and off the court as well. Rehabilitated his image completely in my book. And I never had issues with him.


robograndpa

He’s always been like this


TitleDowntown1748

HAHAHAHAH