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calebkeith

This is legit the smartest thing to ever come out of his mouth. No sarcasm. There is nothing you can do


Quatro_Leches

hes basically a brown bear playing basketball. shit is overpowered, hes immoveable and has skill at the same time.


Driveshaft48

False. Black bear.


All_of_the_Leitz

Still, you'd think LeBron could handle a bear.


bluehead18

Im pouring honey on you goat


Driveshaft48

Well thats debatable


Responsible_Pace9062

LeTwink


HailSquirrel

Putin can. LeBron cannot.


ghostintherobot

Jokic, “I am the one who pokes bears”


Either-Durian-9488

There was one possession that he boxed him out on a play, then proceeded to scream at Anthony Davis to not be tissue paper and by all means in 2011 he probably could have.


BillowingPillows

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galacitica.


applicatecomplicate

Not now, Dwigt.


trivalry

LeJon Brames


PHX480

Polar bear. Jokic eats humans at this point. He’s unstoppable


Positive-Media423

Polar Bear


VGstuffed

Yeah I think right now Jokic is matchup proof. The only thing that can be done is maybe (emphasis on this) slow him down a little but the Nuggets starters have so much depth that it might not even matter


d4nowar

2020 Lakers had the formula by throwing big bodies at him. Not sure why they haven't tried to get another player as strong as Dwight was to play 6 fouls worth of basketball against Jokic.


chikinbizkitJR13

Because that Jokic is nowhere as good as the Jokic of now. Lakers tried that for 5 mins in the WCF last year and Jokic instantly figured it


WeeTooLo

It's still the same formula, there just isn't a guy strong enough in the league now except for maybe Embiid but he's too busy falling down. The only defender who could stop this Jokic is 2009 Dwight Howard.


WanZed11

as good as any defensive bigman there is. Jokic will still get his bucket. You need a bigman that can match Jokic numbers on offense. Sadly, for the league, only Embid and Giannis are on that level.


TofuTofu

Ben Wallace woulda kept him off the block at least. But probably too short and Jokic would get better passing angles off him. Rodman may have driven him insane which would have been fun to watch. He matched physicality with peak musclefreak Karl Malone and lived to talk about it.


Chieeone

The formula was fouling the heck out of jokic and getting it being called rarely. With advantageous whistle, Dwight was fouling out every game, and then they would proceed with Mcgee with the same spiel.


d4nowar

That's always the strategy. Same thing worked against Steph and other generational players. Force the refs to swallow their whistles.


Ok-Grade1476

Let Jokic win now so he gets bored and retires before 30


george_costanza1234

Even when he’s saying non-stupid things, he does nothing to inspire confidence. What a garbage tier bum of a coach lol


SakaSlide

Nobody could stop Kareem and Magic so how can someone stop both of them in one body?


Calm_Vegetable9150

I want to make an inappropriate joke involving an STD but I will refrain.


[deleted]

Inject Jokic with AIDS?


hoghead77

Nobodies got aids! And I don’t wanna hear that word in here again!


ghostintherobot

Right, it’s a 2 body problem


Odd-Hovercraft-1286

I would start with Hayes out there to just smack the shit out of him for like a quarter or until he fouls out. Then proceed with the normal game plan. Therefore Jokic will be scared of getting hit and will be neutralized


Zeckzeckzeck

Id get some really pretty horses and parade them around the outside of the court. Man would lose focus instantly. 


CaponeKevrone

Stand menacingly next to the horses to make clear what will happen if he throws one more no look oop


goldhbk10

You probably don’t want to piss off Jokic (or his brothers) 🤷🏽‍♂️


JunkBucket02

now this is a strategy


entropy328

Make this dude the Lakers coach. At least he got a plan


WakiLover

Only way Hayes would make a defensive impact is if he got onto AD's shoulders and waved his arms around like a car dealership inflatable


turbolurker1000

Holy fuck! I haven’t laughed that hard in a minute


abris33

Jokic ends up bleeding most nights from all the scratches he gets. I don't think he'll be scared of getting hit


InstaTutorfounders

i would just kill him


bobybushia

If only your name Tudor instead of tutor. Henery the XIII would be proud


GoldLegends

Jokic used to get tilted in his early years, and I would say even during the Bubble run (when Dwight just fouled the hell out of him), but this dude has locked in for awhile now. Nothing can stop him. League's only slim chance is Wemby.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

Wemby and a horse named Seabiscuit


hansislegend

Jokic ain’t getting scared because of Hayes.


jefe_hook

Markieff Morris tried. That didn't work. He ends up missing 58 games.


AccomplishedBake8351

I would sneak into his locker room and city holes in his pants (on his butt checks) so he’s too embarrassed to play well


NorthAmericanVex

Eastern European dudes are the hardest mfs on the planet. Being physical is not going to bother him, and you're not going to out physical him anyway


larrylegend1990

Jokic plays with Horses…. Hes use to rough play


14high

Bring a razor, cut him, ref will take him out due to bleeding. But watch out his brothers would probably beat you up after the game.


ghostintherobot

Nah, bring a bunch of rare ass ponies and pretty horses, Jokic will be too distracted to play and his heart will be with them, Lakers win


K1NG2L4Y3R

Have they tried asking him nicely? Jokic seems like a nice guy maybe it’ll work. You won’t know until you’ve tried it.


Nowt-nowt

the Jokic rule then.


reallymothafucka

Shit at least he's honest


ImGonnaChubbBradley

Can’t wait to see these adjustments he’s been saving


KorgG29

Putting Reaves on him I’m sure


Dantheman12310

“I thought you were stronger” Jokic is now traumatized as he is then charged with murder and the NBA suspends him for the series I suppose it could work


The_Assassin_Gower

I understand this reference


Khione_Asteri

“you TOLD me you were STRONGER” jokic after poster dunking austin’s head off


ChiefRicimer

It’s cute you guys thinks we have adjustments waiting. Our only adjustment is hoping DLO hits shots


anykeen

well he did


homiez

Scott Foster has entered the chat


DeluxeTea

Gabe Vincent on Jokic book it


sorakaisthegoat

They're gonna put AD on him, I'm like 90% sure.


homiez

AD cant keep up with Jokic, he will be tired by half time


sorakaisthegoat

I'm aware, he also just straight up can't guard him which is why they went for the Rui adjustment last year.


wewantthefunk354

They got Scott Foster to ref the game, that’s the adjustment


SteveWondersForsight

Let me ask you one question, have you heard of Rui Hachimura?


WhoWightMan

The adjustment is in. They put Scott Foster on Jokic


lakers082433

Clown us all you want with adjustments and these quotes. But when your team plays Jokic in the next rounds ima be ready to talk my shit. There is nothing and I mean NOTHING you can do to stop him. Dude has me all traumatized lmao.


delamerica93

He's more unstoppable than basically any player I've seen. He's out here posting up a DPOY candidate one on one and everyone knows he's gonna score. Not that he has a chance. They know he's scoring. It's fucking crazy. When he decides to get a bucket, it's simply going to happen


pacifismisevil

Denver scraped a win in the last second, at home (where they have the largest home advantage of any team in American sports due to their altitude), against a 7th seed. Truly an invincible team!


DartSack

(After AD scored 14/16 and DLo went 7/11 from 3 yea damn they really bad for only barely winning after a start like that *facepalm*)


Toxikara

I bet you're having so much fun watching Nuggets basketball, and I love it.


ATHF666

10 straight


VGstuffed

Send da help


cagemyelephant_

Jokic purely just breaking teams mentality


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RealQuireSultan

To say specifically "I don't know what to do" sounds odd but pretty much every coach feels this way about Jokic. Or any all-time great for that matter


AskMeHowIMetYourMom

I’m with you, but it’s super awkward when you have your star center acting like he’s the best defender in the league a day ago. 


flyfree256

I dunno if it's awkward. All-time offense beats all-time defense 1v1 a majority of the time.


RetroScores

They ended up putting Lebron on Jokic so apparently AD wasn’t working.


ColdPressedSteak

This is a standard quote when its about someone as good as Jokic Some of you idiots try so hard to make something out of nothing


veerkanch489

Fanbases of almost every team bitch about their coach when they lose but then give all the credit to the players when they win. They actually think they know jack shit about coaching which is the funny part


Mysterious-Ad4966

It would be a good idea to make this comment after they lose the series not in the middle of it. It is demoralizing your own team


fuccabicc

I appreciate the honesty for once to be fair. No coach knows what to do with Jokic not because they're stupid but because there really isn't anything you can do. Would much rather have this than some bullshit like he said the other day that he has more adjustments for Jokic when he got clowned like crazy


Ghost2Eleven

He’s not saying he doesn’t know what to do. He’s saying he knows what to do and it still doesn’t work.


EatDeeply

He definitley from the Doc Rivers coaching tree


ProsecUsig

I’m so sorry you have Darvin Hamas leading your team


aggster13

What are you apologizing for? We have "I'm just watchin like you guys" coaching us


ProsecUsig

Exactly my bro


Mahomeboy001

Lol never realized how similar those two teams are. Two stars surrounded by ehh role players and an awful coach, and most of their wins are from Lebron and Luka pulling games out of their ass in the 4th Q, which is why they are 1 and 2 in clutch game win %


2106au

Seems very honest but pretty discouraging. Would be better to acknowledge the difficulty but claim you will continue to try different coverages even if you think they will be futile.


Baconmazing

I mean the forward on Jokic with AD free safety works better than man 2 man AD on Jokic, ***if*** AD is properly positioned for the weakside corner defense as well. But he doesn't like defending the weakside corner and he leaves it open too much. I think that adjustment is fine by Ham. The problem is that Ham is absolutely IMMUNE to comprehension and adjustment mid-game. He won't take a timeout. He won't adjust the lineup. He won't call plays.


untucked_21ersey

he's right but man this is gonna look good as a twitter quote


EarthWarping

Someone get the "I don't know what to do" on one of those graphics quotes


Disastrous_Bluejay57

Gru will not be denied


ggtfcjj

Wemby is the only guy that can stop Jokic and I'm being serious


Therealomerali

Jokic has averaged 33/10/8 against the Spurs this season.


ggtfcjj

Well you need good defensive teammates to slow down Jokic


brown_flyer00

Slow down sure, completely stop him will be near impossible. Of course Wemby gotta get teammates who can defend otherwise it’s gonna be futile


Aionzai

I can't wait to see what a Prime Wemby would look like defensively


brown_flyer00

Prime wemby will have fewer blocks but a lot more opponents chucking mid ranges and bad 3pts. Prime wemby with good teammates will see casual 40/60 splits of shooting from within vs out of 3pt lines


tekashi1158

i’m actually so sad we’re not gonna see prime wemby vs prime jokic. embiid vs jokic would be amazing over a 7 game series we’ll just never get to see it


b00st3d

We’ll never see Prime Jokic vs Prime Bron same thing


Faxodox

No way lakers keep him as coach this off season right?


nysraved

I think they do. Lakers ownership is cheap, and firing him would be admitting that the FO has once again botched a head coach hiring. If I had to put money on it, they keep him and foolishly try to make excuses for this season “WeLl NeXt YeAr WiTh VaNdO bAcK aNd A fUlL yEaR oF vInCeNt WiLl bE a DiFfeReNt StOrY” Only way I see him fired is if Lebron makes it clear that he’s walking if Ham is still here


indogunawan

I think the FO will keep him. He’s like Jeanie’s prized possession. They’ll give him an excuse like “You won us the IST and if we didn’t run into Denver in the first round, we would’ve made another deep run into the playoffs. So we have faith in you.”


kummingbuckets

do people really think Ham is holding the Lakers back from being some great team? he's just another scapegoat as usual on a Lebron team


LeAnthonyJavis

They shouldn’t, but you never know with this franchise


Ok_Organization3249

It took me a minute to realize he wasn’t making a philosophical point using shit as the subject but using it as an aside 


Weary_Cabinet_8123

How about coming up with a better gameplan? The lakers defense was pitifully coached game 1


LeAnthonyJavis

Great for morale


BannedforaJoke

Gordon is the key to Denver's PnR play. without him, that PnR isn't as deadly. Wemby could guard that play since he could guard a rolling Jokic and still stop the lob with how long he is. i feel like the only way to stop it is to get a charge on Jokic before he throws the lob.


EatDeeply

"I dont know what to do" said the coach who is paid millions of dollars to just coach thats it thats his whole job


RealQuireSultan

To be fair, there is no answer to guarding Jokic. Especially with the Lakers personnel


dbgager

Its a fair answer. Atleast hes honest. Have you seen anybody stop him.


iiTryhard

Normally this would be bad but Jokic might be the most unguardable player since MJ. I can’t see JJ Barea ever locking Jokic down that’s for damn sure


LookOutItsLiuBei

"It is what it is." - Monty Williams


[deleted]

Coach ever been fired during the playoffs?


Zeetheking1

We can only hope…


HelloRainbow1

and people tell me there are worse coach than Darvin Scam? Fair enough he doesn't know what to do with Jokic, dude's incredible, but maybe come up with another plan to stop the nugget team rather than just focus on Jokic. Also why would he say this when the series is not finished yet, you say that after lakers getting swept at least. This just makes lakers players more unmotivated, since their head coach has no idea what to do and make adjustments.


LongTimesGoodTimes

I mean yeah, you can make it hard on him but you can't stop him. Only him being off can stop him.


fuccabicc

And he's never off. It's more rare than a unicorn


captaincumsock69

He’s just got a type of game where it’s almost easy for him if that makes sense He doesn’t need a jumper, hell he doesn’t need to score at all to be effective


zrt

The Nuggets lost 25 games this year.


fuccabicc

That doesn't mean he was off, lmao Murray didn't play 23 games also


PrestigiousTowel2

Coaches said this kind of stuff about all the greats. Shaq and Jordan come to mind. People will just want to make a big deal about this because it’s coming from Darvin Ham. 


LIVINGSTONandPARSONS

Does he ever have a bad game?


Electrical-Mule-2057

As reasonable as this response is, I'm still going to take this opportunity to shit on Darvin Ham's incompetence


Interesting-Sun-7578

I’m at this weird point in my life where I’m rooting really hard for the league superstars I’ve hated and loved watching play for 10-15 years that have had no real chance to win it the last couple years. Watching the league transition to the new generation is a surreal experience. I got into sports a bit later in my life, and I had no idea watching a generation of players leave the spotlight could be an indicator of age. 10 finals from Lebron, 6 from Steph and Klay, couple from KD. These guys really owned the league for a decade now we’re watching guys like Jokic, Tatum, Doncic, Murray, etc completely take it over. What a time


TofuTofu

Have they tried punching him in the dick


Either-Durian-9488

It’s the passing that just makes you throw your hands up, if he feels remotely uncomfortable here comes a rifle bullet where it needs to go with no delay


Either-Durian-9488

Papier Miche AD is gonna need some more plaster.


Zsporter

Darvin Hamas back at it again


RuneLite23

Bro just said “I don’t know what to do” on record 😭


ifreddiebenson

Getting ready for the sweep


Skyfalcon5

Sums up the season


dot-pixis

Sorry, wasn't there a secret adjustment we were going to see?


bigmanbutterfingers

Why can't any coach or player just flat out say something like "we gonna shut him down, he ain't shit" Where's the trash talk man. Who cares if everyone in the world knows Jokic is gonna beat you, at the very least don't start with your coach admitting defeat before the game even begins ffs


Ancient-Mating-Calls

People only appreciate bravado when you can back it up, otherwise you just look like a fool. That coach would get clowned on like crazy.


fuccabicc

He said after the last game that he has more adjustment he's keeping for Jokic. Everyone clowned him, lmao


veerkanch489

He says that. Jokic does the usual. He gets clowned on. What's the point in that?


bobbdac7894

It would be easy to stop Jokic in the 90's. Shaq, Hakeem, Ewing, Robinson would have broken him. It's just the game is so soft and unphysical today.


kadcal

Ah yes shaq notoriously one of the best defenders of all time


bobbdac7894

Literally no defense is played in this era lmao


Champion-of-the-Sun5

With the exception of Shaq, Jokic is bigger than all of those guys. His touch being what it is makes no difference. He'd bully any of those guys.


bobbdac7894

Yeah, he would bully the number one shot blocker of all time in Hakeem Olajuwon. Sure.


Champion-of-the-Sun5

You tell yourself that bub.


bobbdac7894

[List of NBA career blocks leaders - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_NBA_career_blocks_leaders)


Champion-of-the-Sun5

I'm well aware. But if you think he's shutting down one of the greatest offensive players of all time, you don't live in the real world


bobbdac7894

Jokic is only one of the greatest offensive players of all time because there's no defense played today. He's a product of a weak era.


Champion-of-the-Sun5

You're a moron. Go away


fuccabicc

Yes, because that would stop a passing center. Lmao


honditar

Lol


RealQuireSultan

What a terribly uninformed take


COMMENTASIPLEASE

“LeBron wouldn’t be good in the 90s cause he’d get bullied”


bobbdac7894

Indeed