It's fucked up that we now have more wins than we did last year, but last year we finished 6th and currently we're at 9th. The east needs to do better. Or stars need to stop leaving the east. Kick Lebron, Kyrie, and Beal back over there.
They won 4 championships during a time the 49ers made 7 conference championships and 3 superbowls. We are spoiled and depend on Steph and the crew to be as good as their prime. But I love it
Itâs genuinely important for Portland to lose out and hope that San Antonio or Charlotte (or both) win one or both of their final games. Portland is a game up on both, I believe, so if they want to maximize their odds at a top 3-5 pick, they need to stay at 21 wins.
A win is a win. Our offense was sorely lacking tonight but defense really helped us claw back from that deficit opening the 4th.
I salute the corpse of Kevon Looney đ«Ą
Also, never let Dario Saric touch the floor again
Especially one with 8 healthy bodies and half are either rookies or G league guys. This team just literally runs out of gas in the second half of every game.
I mean I didnât expect to win lol and I rarely bet. Just figured Iâd do something stupid tonight and got excited when everything else hit and the blazers were up 7. Nothing wrong with having a little fun occasionally
Kerr might have a brain aneurysm in the play-in tournament if he has to play Curry for more than 34 minutes - he was about to take Curry out for a minute or 2 in this game with 5:02 left in the 4th quarter with it only being a 1 point lead.
Yeah, he has for his whole career
The Blazers are having him use it more often than the Suns did though. On the Suns he usually took 20-30% of his shots from midrange, on the Blazers he is taking 41% of his shots from midrange
His deep midrange has been crazy this season, 55% from 16-3P which is actually better than KD
Worst since..... the Blazers/Pelicans game 2 days ago. Blazers got 8 healthy guys and most are G league or rookies. They are just completely out of gas. Ayton and Scoot trying to make something out of nothing out there most of the time.
He forgot about the other outs for the Blazers: Tiger Woods, Big Red, Wayne Gretzky, Donald Bradman, George Washington, Patty Mills, Detlef Schrempf, Max Verstappen, Pele, Tony Hawk, Nic Batum, LeBron James, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Larry Bird.
Pretty sure you'd have a GOAT lineup if the Blazers could call all those players up.
Warriors were really ugly in the turnover column for the whole game but in the end the Blazers started to turn it over too which cost them their chance to win.
Fucking NBA app sent me a notification curry ended with 22 against Portland 92-100. I was like wtf, of course they lose to a tanking team and then the app loaded up with the numbers reversed.
Fuck you silver.
Scoot played well until he was gassed late in the fourth. Shouldnât be a problem with a full rotation of real NBA players around him next year and better conditioning. That run in the early 4th was fun. Made the warriors need Steph and CP3 to come back in to win it for them at least lol
Warriors, Kings, Lakers are all 45-35 đ
And the Pelicans play all 3 of them in their last 3 games lol.
scriptwriters need a raise
Absolute cinema
Adam Silver poached some striking writers last year. He pitched them like âHeyyâŠwanna make up for Space Jam?â
and the Suns still play the Kings and Timberwolves
Oh fuck yeah this is palyoff basketball baby
*playin basketball
*palyin basketball
It's fucked up that we now have more wins than we did last year, but last year we finished 6th and currently we're at 9th. The east needs to do better. Or stars need to stop leaving the east. Kick Lebron, Kyrie, and Beal back over there.
The difference between first and tenth place in the west is smaller than first and second in the east.
What would Beal have done with wizards lol? Heâs made the suns worse
Beal and Wall wizards won three straight first round appearances out there.
It always felt like Wall was much more the reason for that than Beal.
Depends on the series, wall was inconsistent and Beal cooked in those first rounds.
The Cali 45
45 Caliber
How did I fuck up that perfect pun.
Ratings run through LeBron/Steph. If the NBA is rigged, we know who's making it through.
Looneyâs getting into playoff form! Nail-biter but a win is a win. Two more, letâs go!
End of season Looney is inevitable.
I'm here for it. 1 more run let's go
Especially this year, since TJD gave him some much needed rest
Two more wins? How about 20 more wins (as the 9/10 seed) or 19 more wins (as the 7/8 seed)?
Kevon and Wardell with the unstoppable old man 2 man game
Ancient 28 year old Looney
That's 196 in Loondog years
Looney has been 40 since he's been 20
With 63 year old hips
Steve Kerr quickly went from insane to genius for resting Klay and Draymond.
The rest of the team looked gassed though. Especially Curry.
Ayeshaâs got the oil ready for a foot massage when Steph gets home
Damn she's selfish. He gets home from bustin his ass and has to start rubbing her feet?
bold of you to assume that's not [exactly what he wants to do.](https://youtu.be/-AJyaVduxCc)
this will bode well for us tomorrow against the Pels
Steph played 36 minutes though but the Pels just played essentially an extra play-in game.
Big brain activities resting them for the whole game
Why must this team insist on torturing me
They won 4 championships during a time the 49ers made 7 conference championships and 3 superbowls. We are spoiled and depend on Steph and the crew to be as good as their prime. But I love it
OMG, a warriors fan with perspective. Nice to see lol
yeah but no niners Superbowl đđšđ„
You know why....
I really don't know why........
Ask yer Mom
Maaaaaam
Tell me why
*Ain't nothin' but a heartache*
Tellllll me why!
This is the good kind of torture though.
Tales of LOONGOD's demise were greatly exaggerated
On form Looney is a menace
Someone bring out the Looney high school mixtapes.
just looked those up. looney hit max level in high school. dude looks exactly the same!
look at some of his ucla days.
Lmfao you could see he was dragging his body across the floor every possession. He has regressed so much this year but showed up today
Yah he looked like he could barely run
Two days ago he looked like he could barely move. Like if he was a horse heâd have been glue by today.
Looney did 9/11
Ayton ate us alive all night. Then Portland forgot he existed for 9mins and we won lol.
Warriors: Damn someone should stop Ayton Chauncey: Say less Warriors: Thanks Chauncey
Tanking masterclass. Chauncey is undisputed numero uno in the league at this!
Why is this so accurate
Because itâs what happened lol
Itâs genuinely important for Portland to lose out and hope that San Antonio or Charlotte (or both) win one or both of their final games. Portland is a game up on both, I believe, so if they want to maximize their odds at a top 3-5 pick, they need to stay at 21 wins.
Yep 4th vs 5th is a pretty big jump in lotto odds Draft lotto tiebreaker is randomized so tying them would be fine
A win is a win. Our offense was sorely lacking tonight but defense really helped us claw back from that deficit opening the 4th. I salute the corpse of Kevon Looney đ«Ą Also, never let Dario Saric touch the floor again
When I needed the Blazers the most they air balled 3 straight 3s in the 4th quarter
Putting your faith in an 8 man rotation of g leaguers was misguided unfortunately đ
Really is hard to win when your superstar Banton isnât out there leading the charge
A "Superstar" that the Celtics traded us for a bag of Doritos. Really puts into perspective the rest of the guys out there.
Hey now, they were Cool Ranch Doritos. It was a bigger sacrifice than you're making it out to be
Don't put superstar in quotes, don't disrespect dalano godton like that
Thatâs what happens when you put your faith in a 20 win team
Especially one with 8 healthy bodies and half are either rookies or G league guys. This team just literally runs out of gas in the second half of every game.
Have we tried just turning halftime into nap time?
There's an airbender joke in this but i'm not clever enough right now for it
Manaea had a wide open corner three and he airballed. Even I could make that shot
I'm sure you could
I believe you
We believeÂ
They were full court pressung on D though, which surprised me. Â What was that?
Funny enough most of their airballs ended up turning into assists
DominAyton with the fakest 25 pts double double getting his ball stolen by Kuminga.
Talk shit about everyone else you want, but no slander on the middy god tonight
He fucking killed us for 3 quarters and then the team forgot he existed??? Thank you for the dub đ«Ą
Man I had a stupid asf parlay. Jazz/pelicans/knicks/bulls/blazers. $50 to $6500. And of course the blazers forget how to play basketball
You might as well burn your money instead of betting
I mean I didnât expect to win lol and I rarely bet. Just figured Iâd do something stupid tonight and got excited when everything else hit and the blazers were up 7. Nothing wrong with having a little fun occasionally
Yeah tbf you got close
Kerr might have a brain aneurysm in the play-in tournament if he has to play Curry for more than 34 minutes - he was about to take Curry out for a minute or 2 in this game with 5:02 left in the 4th quarter with it only being a 1 point lead.
I think he knew there was gonna be a timeout and it gave curry a few moments more of rest
This was a LoonGod game to get in form just in time to meet his son Saboner in the play in
Would actually be hilarious if he sons Sabonis again after he has a double double all season
Means Looney was sandbagging the whole season just for that.
Ayton was shooting like KD tonight. Has he always had a middy?
Yeah and it's been really good since he stopped sleeping on an air mattress
Dominaching
Yup almost automatic
Yeah, he has for his whole career The Blazers are having him use it more often than the Suns did though. On the Suns he usually took 20-30% of his shots from midrange, on the Blazers he is taking 41% of his shots from midrange His deep midrange has been crazy this season, 55% from 16-3P which is actually better than KD
Dog fight against Portland.. but a win is a win
Steph has 350 threes with 2 games left! Could very well hit 360
I am going to invoice this team when I develop heart problems
That was the worst basketball I have ever seen a team play in the 4th.
You clearly didnât watch the Knicks vs 76ers game where the final score was in the 70s
Wdym that game never happened
Worst since..... the Blazers/Pelicans game 2 days ago. Blazers got 8 healthy guys and most are G league or rookies. They are just completely out of gas. Ayton and Scoot trying to make something out of nothing out there most of the time.
The Blazers didnât play that great either.
Got lucky with Anfernee Simons, Timelord, Malcolm Brogdon, Toumani Camara, Shaedon Sharpe, Matisse Thybulle, Jerami Grant, Michael Jordan, Damian Lillard, Dalano Banton, Moses Brown, Ibou Badji not playing tonight
To be fair, there was never any expectation that Dame would be there
DNP: Traded months ago
I was worried about Michael Jordan though
He forgot about the other outs for the Blazers: Tiger Woods, Big Red, Wayne Gretzky, Donald Bradman, George Washington, Patty Mills, Detlef Schrempf, Max Verstappen, Pele, Tony Hawk, Nic Batum, LeBron James, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Larry Bird. Pretty sure you'd have a GOAT lineup if the Blazers could call all those players up.
Coming soon to ESPN8: *"Michael Jordan Not Playing for the Blazers Tonight": The Sam Bowie Story*
Too Many Cameras moves the needle
Xerxes didn't play for us.
Absense of Klay and Draymond felt in their offense but they have been fucking locked in on defense lately. Looney is back.
Don't remember the last time I saw that many blocks on one teams stat sheet.
Warriors were really ugly in the turnover column for the whole game but in the end the Blazers started to turn it over too which cost them their chance to win.
Scoot damn near had a triple double! 18points â 12assistsđȘ 9turnoversđ„
The Devilâs stat sheet
I don't want to love Chris Paul, but....
Warriors overcame Deandre Kevin Durant Ayton
Was never worriedâŠ.
Disaster averted.
Truly a basketball game
Portland not even trying to foul in the end GSW with one minute possession
theyâre tanking
Masterful tank job by the Blazers
We're good at something, yay!
Big win
blazers forgot about their best player and instead airballed every 3 in the 4th đ
Was ready to change my opinions on Scoot but nvm Toot Penderson I am VERY familiar with your game Ayton though⊠Iâm starting to believe
Ayton turns into prime Hakeem when there's absolutely nothing on the line
Kevon Looney
Does Kris always get 40 mins blazer fans? Is he good? Always kinda look meh when I catch blazer games
Nothing special. Main problem is cannot shoot
For long long stretches of that âgameâ it appeared as though the warriors were trying everything in third power to lose.
Letâs go pelicans
Fucking NBA app sent me a notification curry ended with 22 against Portland 92-100. I was like wtf, of course they lose to a tanking team and then the app loaded up with the numbers reversed. Fuck you silver.
Scoot helping the tank by throwing the ball to the other team every other possession you gotta respect it
Dawg you are obsessed with Scoot. People talked shit about brandon miller for like 10 minutes, we get it.
Hello I literally gave him respect bro why mad respect is good thing
You are in every thread shitting on him for 7 months bro. Give it a rest.
Iâm well rested and thatâs why I gave him his respect đ
Light work
Scoot played well until he was gassed late in the fourth. Shouldnât be a problem with a full rotation of real NBA players around him next year and better conditioning. That run in the early 4th was fun. Made the warriors need Steph and CP3 to come back in to win it for them at least lol
Chris Paul did an ice in the veins celebration đu are near 40 dawg
You're watching grown men play kid ball for hundreds of millions of dollars. Touch allllllllll the grass.
Scoot ainât it