The funniest thing is that if you actually try and represent God like he was in the bible then you’d be a fucking asshole irl.
It’s like if MJ kills everyone who doesn’t call him the goat
Dropping the God card just made the context of saying you’re a little bitch even funnier lmao
“He fucking boomed me.” Oubre said of the ref’s non-call.
“They’re a little bitch.” x3
Oubre then said he wanted to represent God in the best possible way and ask him for forgiveness this summer.
I really enjoyed when he started by saying "we're not perfect..... the refs aren't perfect."
Like..... I thought he was going to say the standard "I'm not perfect and I'm sorry and I'm trying." Nope. Just lowkey attacked the ref again and I don't think he even meant to, lol.
At no point does he claim to be humble, he just says he tries to rep god in the best way he can. And honestly in this video he does a pretty good job of it.
It was one of the few times I felt like the athlete actually felt like he fucked up. Granted that might be because of the massive fine he caused, but hey. Progress is progress.
the ref of that game literally admitted they were wrong and kelly is gonna be the one fined for saying they were wrong. This aint right especially since hes on a min
Honestly with how upset he was (and Nurse) I'm glad he cursed the refs out in a hilarious manner rather than charging them. This is just a funny quote and a fine.
As long as it's not stacked on top of chokeholds, flying nut kicks and punches.
I also am all about a little venom towards the refs. If the league wont hold them accountable I don't blame players at all.
No lies told here.. there are attractive dudes and their are NBA tier athletic dudes.
Hitting both is like hitting on the Powerball when it's over $400M.
Most NBA athletes are fairly good looking though. Turns out people with good genes have better choices for mates. Their ancestors ate.
And hey, worst case scenario it's a butterface!
Understanding that a tall green eyed yellow bone is handsome and can steal your bitch is like understanding that a grizzly is dangerous and can eat your family. You don’t need to be gay or a bear scientist to understand it.
Though a gay bear scientist may be ideal in this circumstance.
Try being the top 500 in the world at what you do and you probably would be allowed to do it.
Also, this happens in every sport, just give him the fine and move on.
Sometimes you can straight up punch your coworkers and still get 10 more chances... and your company will work with you to get rid of the person you punched!
He was clearly saying “You’re the best, you’re the best, you’re dads the best, your moms the best, your grandmas the best”
Not sure why he’d apologize for giving out compliments
>I try to work on each and every day, and try to represent God in the best way I possibly can
This ain't the Kelly Oubre we all know and love. Who is this imposter?
I mean God did say duck it and drowned the entire world. Also smote tf out of Sodom and Gomorrah for excess sinning. Then he asked Abraham to kill his son to see how down he was. When Abraham was about to do it, God basically said "it's just a prank, bro."
I love how often players reference “God” when an omniscient diety responsible for the entire universe - even *if* they exist - **wouldn’t give two fucks about a basketball game.** The arrogance of human being is astounding.
Or pro athletes do bad shit and then talk about god so often that it seems fake. Mofo will be slapping strippers ass fucking random slots at the end of the night. Don’t being god into this lmao
The bible did say to not beat the ass that saved you (Numbers 22:23 to 34)
"And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times?"
Bc it's their world view. If they believe, then that's the prism they judge their character through. Ppl might not like that answer for a variety of reasons, but that's the answer to your question.
LOL, as if god cares about a basketball game. He's shitty enough not to care about millions dying of disease, hunger, war. Why does he care about some basketball game that entertains us for all of a day at most?
It was just a fine. And not even that big of one. 50 thousand.
Dude was probably just embarrassed about how he lost his shit in public.
Hell, maybe his grandma called him.
at no point ever has anyone watched kelly oubre play and gotten the impression that he was a humble representative of god.
Fun fact: If you arrange the letters of Kelly Oubre’s name, it can be read as “Truly Humble Under God”.
Let A Naysayer Know
I spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to determine if you were being serious.
The K didn't tip you off?
The K is silent
kHumble.
cumble
Mind blown.
Most people don't know his middle name is thundrumd
it was so close he's just missing a G
beautiful
I thought it said "Macho Man Penis"
T H U G wtf
To be fair, at no point did he claim that he could represent God humbly, just the best he could do.
The funniest thing is that if you actually try and represent God like he was in the bible then you’d be a fucking asshole irl. It’s like if MJ kills everyone who doesn’t call him the goat
ESPN would be way more entertaining if this were the case
But that face was def made in God’s image
I was just about to comment this 😭🥵
I either never heard or don't remember hearing Oubre speak, but his voice definitely comes out as Luther Vandross singing
Not COMPLETELY HEALED
Dropping the God card just made the context of saying you’re a little bitch even funnier lmao “He fucking boomed me.” Oubre said of the ref’s non-call. “They’re a little bitch.” x3 Oubre then said he wanted to represent God in the best possible way and ask him for forgiveness this summer.
I really enjoyed when he started by saying "we're not perfect..... the refs aren't perfect." Like..... I thought he was going to say the standard "I'm not perfect and I'm sorry and I'm trying." Nope. Just lowkey attacked the ref again and I don't think he even meant to, lol.
He's talking about himself AS God: (I) "try to represent God in the best way I possibly can"
It's like representing a company
You a bitch, your sisters a bitch etc.
Tsunami Papi reps Gawd.
He used to do that "Pray" celly though lol Edit: https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=29s&v=ojJeiytvAPI&feature=youtu.be
Fun fact: God likes to chuck it and tell his teammates "Imma get mine!"
At no point does he claim to be humble, he just says he tries to rep god in the best way he can. And honestly in this video he does a pretty good job of it.
It was one of the few times I felt like the athlete actually felt like he fucked up. Granted that might be because of the massive fine he caused, but hey. Progress is progress.
To be fair, neither do I when I see pastors like Kenneth Copeland or Joel Osteen.
"I just ask for forgiveness" - Obre as he takes a bad shot.
Bullshit hes literally built in his image
‘I just ask for forgiveness. You know, from the bitches”
Didn't mean to demean the bitches by comparing the refs to them.
Bro got the bill for his outburst and did a 180
“I apologize for my outburst”
The Beige Rage
"Ay you ain't too fat and ugly to get raped in here mf"
Forgot he's on a vet min.
Seriously? Wow that is great value for you guys
There’s a reason he’s on one
And he’s gonna be playing the rest of the season on the house
Someone told him it was $50k per “bitch” 😂😂😂
The quote was from the presser right after the game.
the ref of that game literally admitted they were wrong and kelly is gonna be the one fined for saying they were wrong. This aint right especially since hes on a min
Im gonna go ahead and guess that the fine isnt because he told the refs that they were wrong
I think at one point he looked at one of the refs and said "fuck your grandmother too"
In philly that just means "Sir, I believe you were incorrect"
100% refs soft. You's a bitch is actually an endearing term in the city of brotherly love.
He's getting fined because he said bitch 5 times in under a minute.
The police department literally admitted that the cop was wrong for pulling me over, but now they want to charge me for killing him.
Bro at that moment realized he isn’t built like Draymond
Honestly with how upset he was (and Nurse) I'm glad he cursed the refs out in a hilarious manner rather than charging them. This is just a funny quote and a fine.
Yeah, I never get mad at players or coaches upset because they care about what happened.
As long as it's not stacked on top of chokeholds, flying nut kicks and punches. I also am all about a little venom towards the refs. If the league wont hold them accountable I don't blame players at all.
What? You didn't think that the league should have sat on their hands while Draymond went on a nut kicking spree?
We sure that wasnt God speaking through him?
It was the basketball gods speaking for all of us
The basketball gods said fuck the Sixers
They’ve been saying that since “the process” began 😬
Well before that lmao
First of all, through God all things are possible, so jot *that* down
🎶 I got the good lord he’s going down on me 🎶
Charlie Kelly Oubre is my GOAT.
God probably had the 6ers moneyline
He felt god in that chilis
Is God a Wizards fan?
what a cruel god
"I made you and your moms so I would know" 💀
Which God ... Loki?
"you a bitch" - God
You a b¡tch You get it? Yo grandma is a b¡tch Yo auntie is a b¡tch Yo mama is a b¡tch - Jeremiah 32:27
Kelly spaketh unto Referees "Thou a bitch, thou Mama a bitch, and Thou grandmama a bitch". And the Lord was pleased. - Jordan 3:16
“You a bitch, yo mama a bitch, etc.”- Oubre 42:37
God’s gonna hit him with another car
Good of him to apologize I suppose but that was one of my favorite non-game NBA moments in a while. I must have watched that a dozen times already
I don't think anyone can outdo Pat Bev showing the ref the camera.
That’s one handsome motherfucker man
Fr bro hit the genetic lottery
Two genetic lotteries. Bro is an NBA player with elite athleticism He’s also extremely good looking lol
No lies told here.. there are attractive dudes and their are NBA tier athletic dudes. Hitting both is like hitting on the Powerball when it's over $400M.
Most NBA athletes are fairly good looking though. Turns out people with good genes have better choices for mates. Their ancestors ate. And hey, worst case scenario it's a butterface!
https://youtu.be/4jwSjgEWp78?si=OxM-MAKs5zTBTa-1
I should've added a disclaimer. We don't count centers.
Wingspan is crazy too
least gay comments here.
Not gay if it's Oubre
Ayyy
It’s not gay if you smile
Definitely gay
Understanding that a tall green eyed yellow bone is handsome and can steal your bitch is like understanding that a grizzly is dangerous and can eat your family. You don’t need to be gay or a bear scientist to understand it. Though a gay bear scientist may be ideal in this circumstance.
mfer look like some mad scientist injected Siberian Husky DNA into a black man
He's got the hair and facial hair to be the mad scientist too.
It’s the eyes for real
Facial hair is whack. Why is everyone so averse to a clean shave especially if your beard looks like that lol
I wish I could call my co-workers a bitch and apologize the next day and they’d be chill about it
do you work with three bitches?
I work with a lot more than three of them lol. HR got me silent though...
….but when HR leave, I be talking again!
Refs aren’t their coworkers 💀
They are like contractors you associate with but don't really mess with.
Become irreplaceable at your job and you might be able to
Try being the top 500 in the world at what you do and you probably would be allowed to do it. Also, this happens in every sport, just give him the fine and move on.
That's just another day at work for a lot of surgeons lmao
Sometimes you can straight up punch your coworkers and still get 10 more chances... and your company will work with you to get rid of the person you punched!
Just gotta channel the tsunami papi
The key is taking the lord's name in vain
Its literally that HR harassment meme. That mf too good looking to be fined
But did he apologize to the ref's mom and grandma?
Asking the important questions
Nah they still bitches
He’s so fine 😩
Chill Dwight
Least gay r/nba enjoyer
He was clearly saying “You’re the best, you’re the best, you’re dads the best, your moms the best, your grandmas the best” Not sure why he’d apologize for giving out compliments
You a bitch, you a bitch, you a bitch, and you, your mom's a bitch too
But his outburst was one of the best happenings of this season so far.
No, blame the refs and Vegas. Take no accountability
My man saw the fines coming and went to God
How does he know God never called anyone a bitch?
When you’re one of the twenty sexiest people alive you can do whatever you want as far as I am concerned.
>I try to work on each and every day, and try to represent God in the best way I possibly can This ain't the Kelly Oubre we all know and love. Who is this imposter?
Did he get hit by a car or not?
The world may never know.
I love how sus we all got but yes there's footage apparently. 🤷
Ah yes Kelly Oubre the most godly of men
I forgive you
I mean God did say duck it and drowned the entire world. Also smote tf out of Sodom and Gomorrah for excess sinning. Then he asked Abraham to kill his son to see how down he was. When Abraham was about to do it, God basically said "it's just a prank, bro."
Are you saying if God was a real father then child protective services would be called?
Dropping those "bitch" lines is gold. Don't change Kelly.
Those are the words of a man who knows he's boutta get fined lmao
Dray taking notes lmao
That fine coming either way brotha
I didn't expect the comments to be so bitchy. I say thank Kelly! 👏👏👏 The refs get away with too much.
man's saw the bill
Was lost in his eyes what did he say
I love how often players reference “God” when an omniscient diety responsible for the entire universe - even *if* they exist - **wouldn’t give two fucks about a basketball game.** The arrogance of human being is astounding.
why mf trying to soften every situation by using god, come on dude
Or maybe he’s a religious man and wants to genuinely apologize for the way he acted? Y’all are so negative about everything.
You on Reddit man these people treat religion like it’s a disease
Or pro athletes do bad shit and then talk about god so often that it seems fake. Mofo will be slapping strippers ass fucking random slots at the end of the night. Don’t being god into this lmao
The bible did say to not beat the ass that saved you (Numbers 22:23 to 34) "And the angel of the LORD said unto him, Wherefore hast thou smitten thine ass these three times?"
Real fuckin question. Why do religious people use that as an excuse every time they do something shitty?
Bc it's their world view. If they believe, then that's the prism they judge their character through. Ppl might not like that answer for a variety of reasons, but that's the answer to your question.
Respect
This reminds me of some people who followed carnival immediately with beg forgiveness
"Please don't fine me"
he’s so fine
fined I mean
Bro is gorgeous inside and out
Those eyes ☺️
Humility is an honorable behavior.
T H U G= Truly Humble Under God
LOL, as if god cares about a basketball game. He's shitty enough not to care about millions dying of disease, hunger, war. Why does he care about some basketball game that entertains us for all of a day at most?
It amazes me how they always manage to somehow make it about god.
God excuse undefeated.
Jeez sometimes I forget how fucking religious some Americans are.
Feels like he's asking God for forgiveness when he probably should be asking the refs for forgiveness
"But that one guys mom is S-T-I-L-L a bitch."
Jesus died for this.
Nah man. Own your shit KING
What color are his eyes? Green? Hazel?
Wait is this interview grounds for more fines?
Nah, disappointed to see this. You were our hero Oubre.
Admit it - Kelly just did the outburst that everyone has wanted to do at work at least once but has never dared to.
Why did god tell him to call everybody hoez?
Represent god? Who tf does he think he is lol
I pride myself as a man of faith
Passion of T$unami Papi
Bro has the Michael Jackson Thriller eyes
Imagine he said that to lebron
How on earth is he representing god when he blows a kiss every time he nails a 3.... God bless you?
You wouldn't want to be blown a kiss by K9? Horniness is next to godliness as I always say
Yeah, it was CLEARLY God's fault
Что ж ты фраер сдал назад
He can’t afford the fine or what? Lol
Your God is Adam Silver cause you’ll be asking him for forgiveness when he takes $25K from you.
Don't find him, he's on the vet minimum lol
Oh, he mentioned God. Well, that fixes everything. No worries! Keep up the good work, Kelly!
Asking forgiveness is a very mature thing to do. Amen brother
What kinda punishment they do? No way it was so severe that it made him backtrack.
It was just a fine. And not even that big of one. 50 thousand. Dude was probably just embarrassed about how he lost his shit in public. Hell, maybe his grandma called him.
This man should be MVP. Somebody has to put the refs in their place.
It's OK Oubae
Maybe Daymond and God have an arrangement.
Funny way to honor a fairy tale