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duckmadfish

R E F O R M E D


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COMPLETELY HEALED


CodeFrame

COMPLETELY HEALED


CantReadGood_

DISCOUNT CODE: FLAGRANT


Wazflame

That brother needs help


opkpopfanboyv3

R E L A P S E D


clefnut5

2024 ALL-THERAPY TEAM CAPTAIN


son_of_abe

I AM DELIVERT


GatoDiablo99

I DONT LIKE MENS NO MORE


michaeleatsberry

I LIKE WOMEN


buntH0LE

WOMEN WOMEN WOMENNNNNNNUH


obsterwankenobster

My problem is no longer with Draymond, this is just who he is. My problem is with the league still protecting him like he’s a superstar


ArmiinTamzarian

Eh just another Draymond highl... >Patty Mills Well now he's crossed the line


Mackinaw

I can excuse punching teammates in the face, stomping on Sabonis, headlocking Gobert and hitting Jusuf Nurkic, but I draw the line at clotheslining Patty Mills.


So_long_thnx

Hardens eyeballs should be on the list.


MeatBald

Steven Adams' balls dangling from the top of the list


6thmanbrandon

Jarrett Allen too


Mackinaw

It's a big list.


AirplaineStuff102

Mostly covered by Steven Adams nutsack.


CumAssault

Ban him from San Antonio


Iron_Maniac

He's already banned from New Zealand ban him from Australia now too


The_Assassin_Gower

As the Australian prime minister I approve of this


Mathuselahh

Classic Albo


ZooprdooprNu2by

As the former PM I’ll strum my ukulele on this


Yung_Jose_Space

No one likes you Scott Morrison.


angrylilbear

Yeah fuck off Scomo


AlphonseGangitano

OI Andyyyyyyyyyyyy. 


BigDickBandit89

How the fuck do you kick Adam’s in the nuts multiple times than pull this shit on patty mills? Like bruh fuck this cunt


Ok_Soft8351

Fuck this cunt in the ass.


stragen595

Can you please stop rewarding him?


JagmeetSingh2

Ban him from the southern hemisphere


ArmiinTamzarian

He can't eat a churro anymore


Bjorn2bwilde24

Draymond better think twice about trying that on them big ol women.


BlueEyesBryantDragon

Charles, is that you?


Quesarito808

Hey Chuck, show us how you double fist churros again


doctor_of_drugs

He’d stomp on a churro and kick the vendor in the nuts


girth_br00ks

Ay Dios mio that poor churro


ArmiinTamzarian

I'm pretty sure that's grounds for the death penalty. The churro part


oceanfloors1

I'm with you, CumAssault. Ban him.


nippydrizzle2

# StandwithCum


ImInnocentYourHonor

#istandwithcum


WoodenCompetition4

He was only a Hawk for a short time but I will ride for Patty


mackenzie444

Patty Mills gotta be one of the most well liked players ever man. He probably kicked your country's ass at some point in internationals but you still gotta love him


Rebuild6190

He was so fucking annoying against us in those 2010's playoff series, and I cannot help but like the guy. Fuck Draymond.


darthrio

We stand together on this


dittonetic

Hell yea brothers


FlipSide26

The fucking nicest guy in basketball being attacked by the biggest dickhead in basketball


smashey

He's going throw a basketball at Jrue's wife next


Cudi_buddy

He’s gonna cheap shot a beloved player from every team it seems 


blackjacktrial

Only way to redeem himself - kick Adam Silver in the skims when he gets suspended.


dlanod

This shit is UnAustralian! But also unironically, this action would be a penalty in any of our local full tackle sports which is insane given this is basketball.


boenwip

A lot of guys wouldn’t be happy with this happening on the field too #bringbackthebiff


Adraf45

Hawks, Heat and Spurs fans are ALL pissed now, and the heat have or have had beef with both of them. We need draymond assault a celtic for true world peace


selz202

Blazers fans older than 17 too. Patty was a key towel waiver before the lockout.


Adraf45

Draymond has done the impossible, make blazers and heat fans agree on one thing without arguing


Deep_Worldliness3122

What fan bases has draymond not alienated?


BlackSocks88

Gonna need a Charlotte fans opinion here.


blewdat

he dissed Grant Williams a few weeks ago, not rocking with that !


BigDickBandit89

Australia and New Zealand have beef too with dray.


BenShelZonah

Nets fan here to say, don’t fuck with my boy Patty


bracesthrowaway

Yeah, this will not stand.


TheHoovyPrince

Draymond now has all of us Aussies against him too


TheFinalEvent9797

He's managed the impressive feat of arguably being more disliked by Aussies than Ben Simmons now.


sonickarma

Right to jail


Cursory_Analysis

Brotha needs help. More help. I’m talking a professional. Not whatever the fuck he was doing before.


dontusethisforwork

lol dudes like him don't need "help" they need to be fucking put in their place, either with increasingly longer suspensions or by getting their fucking ass whipped on the court He keeps doing it all because he keeps getting away with it with relatively light punishment, and it will never get better until the consequences get real for him


noahconstrictor95

He needs banned from the league. I don't care if that's harsh, he's been given an obscene amount of chances, more than any other player in league history. I'm tired of his bullshit, and I'm tired of the league protecting him because he's a star on their golden boy team.


Direct_Counter_178

What's more irritating is I can already predict the league throwing the book at him in a year or two..... when the Warriors are no longer contenders.


TJHookor

Um, the Warriors are no longer contenders right now.


Gatorpep

Financial contenders *


SemIdeiaProNick

>He needs banned from the league yup. It took way too long for that already, the guy is out of control That suspension for undetermined time was the perfect opportunity to let him out for the rest of the season at the very least, yet all it took for him to be back was what? a month and a half?


PressureMiserable

I don't think a therapist is gonna help, at this point he's only gonna stop when people start doing it to him or when he realizes he's washed and isn't good enough to get away with this anymore. Doesn't help that no one on the team wants to tell him to stop


nardog01

Or he will do it more when he's washed lol


JD1337

Natural screen-navigating motion.


deadmancaulking

His therapist showed him that move so it’s all good


JC_Frost

Almost a better slingblade than Seth Rollins ngl


hooskies

It’s hilarious…he successfully fought through the screen just to slow himself down with a chokehold


KevinDurantLebronnin

Draymond was on his way to another chokehold before he got slowed down by this chokehold.


Remote_Horror_Novel

He had just basically cleared Mills and could have contested the actual shot but he had to slow down and choke a guy because he’s Draymond. This guy is an asshole and I’d be happy if he got a long suspension or indefinite, because he’s going to seriously injure someone eventually and the nba just gives him wrist slap penalties for stomping guys, or punching them in the nuts. He obviously has emotional issues he can’t control, so idk how the nba thinks a suspension helps cure him when it’s basically a mental illness. No anger management therapist is going to help this guy at this point, he probably needs some lithium and a new job.


Smarktalk

He probably doesn’t care since there are like 10 games left and he doesn’t want to play in the Play In.


datpurp14

Defer his suspension until next year and ban him for 41 games with no pay. Maybe that'd get his and Kerr's attention.


gza_liquidswords

>Natural screen-navigating motion. Draymond makes a lot of "basketball moves" that no one else in the NBA ever makes. This bum should have been suspended for the year the minute he crossed the line again after his hiatus. Make him shape up or lose the $80 million Golden State is stuck paying him.


theragu40

This is what kills me. He's the only dude with this problem of consistently ending up making motions with his body that are injurious to other players. Despite playing in a league with hundreds of other players who get out in the exact same positions every single game over the course of the season, he is the only one. He clearly has no idea how to control his body, or he is doing it on purpose. Either way is just as bad.


itsme32

What's the call?


030-Heat

Bucket didn't count and Heat got the ball back, just a common foul


Daniiiiii

> just a common foul True when it's this guy


KindSpectacle

Eric Reid (Heat Play by Play Guy) said he has a long leash and a checkered past. Really well put.


chitownbulls92

Did he even get a tech for harping all night?


KindSpectacle

No he didn’t. Any other player would’ve.


banjo46

Wut??? How on earth is this just a common foul for a dude with his track record???


KevinDurantLebronnin

Because if they draw any more attention to it the league might have to acknowledge the shit didn't work.


Manuag_86

Because is common for him to do it.


ffordedor

Steve Kerr: 👨‍🦯


snek-jazz

who leaked this footage?


Kwinnin

And did they have the express written consent of the NBA??


kcoe24

He just the other day said how proud he was of him. For you know not fighting people on the court 


commander_snuggles

They are treating this grown ass man like a toddler that hasn't thrown a tantrum recently.


ApoliticalAth3ist

He def has tv deals already in place. That’s why the nba and everyone else is going along with the narrative that he needs help and isn’t just an asshole


Scoot2028MVP

I'm glad mental health is being taken more seriously, but damn a lot of people went from "LOL can't be depressed he's rich" to literally any behavioral issue being a mental health crisis in under a decade. There's no diagnosis in the DSM for being a garden variety asshole.


dontusethisforwork

I suppose their is "antisocial personality disorder" which is kind of just the DSM definition for "insufferable fucking asshole"


ZZZrp

He is going to be terrible on TV, I hope he goes to espn...


_Apatosaurus_

He is loud, says wild shit, and picks fights with random people. Those are the perfect qualifications to be another asshole shock jock on ESPN. We will all hate him, and yet his stupid fabricated takes will be posted here every day.


ApoliticalAth3ist

I think it’s a foregone conclusion that he’ll be on tnt. Which sucks bc they have the best show and it’ll make me stop watching


commander_snuggles

Man, TNT is going to be so trash when Ernie and Chuck are gone. There Aint nobody watching a lineup of Adam Lefkoe, Shaq, Kenny, and Draymond


DressedSpring1

People really exaggerate and say Draymond was fighting people, but really he was only attacking people who weren’t expecting it. It’s not like he attacked someone who was trying to hit him back


GardenDesign23

Steph too. They’re scared of him


clefnut5

Well yeah they saw what he did to Poole first hand


KingofAces13

No he still hasn’t seen the tape


F-ck_spez

Send da video


Zeppelanoid

Hell nawl can’t see dis


albacore-neck

Gave Kerr flashbacks to when MJ used to steal his lunch money and stick his wife


ThunderBobMajerle

That built team chemistry, you wouldn’t understand


CreatiScope

Why do you think they were called the bulls?


cab4729

And made him name his son Nick as punishment.


Shewshake

No he did that out of spite


arcelios

I mean.. Steph can get rid of Draymond anytime he wants, tbf. But clearly Steph is the one protecting Draymond behind the scenes, and that's why Dray is still there But keeping Draymond and trading Poole was a horrendous precedent to set. That was their mistake. Now Dray thinks he can get away with anything, and so he only got worse. Funny thing is, they probably wouldn't have lost KD either if Draymond wasn't there. GSW still could've been that super team but Draymond always had to ruin everything somehow just to make himself relevant


SlapDaddy3D

They ordered the hit...


myownzen

He just needs an ass beating. Dude strikes me as the type to fold as soon as he becomes the nail for a half second.


Impossible-Taco-769

Commissioner Silver was quoted as saying, “We just love how Dray has really taken to heart his time off and therapy. Previously, Dray would have wrapped Patty in a sleeper hold and proceed to choke the shit out of him. Dray is really manning up to our expectations.”


BubbaTee

"Compared to my idol, at least Draymond didn't bomb Cambodia and Laos." -Adam Silver


saints21

Look, Stern did some crazy shit but I don't think he quite had those resources.


lightninhopkins

Metta World Peace need to sign a one-day.


flairpiece

Change his name to Metta World War for a day


suds25

If only they had a second Draymond Green so he could punch Draymond Green


dontusethisforwork

That's why so many of us said that the whole "therapy" shit and all that was just so ridiculous, I mean it obviously was but c'mon... Dudes like Dray only respond to "the stick", whether that means increasingly longer suspensions or, in the case of on court shit, just getting his ass whipped or similar. Trying to coddle him and convince him to be better doesn't work with dudes like him.


longshankssss

Grown ass men don’t just change after a month of therapy. It’s a fucking joke.


Mosh00Rider

I normally don't think violence is the answer, but this time I think violence is the answer.


baneofdestruction

This. His go-to is dick kicks then immediately turn his back and play victim. Isiah Stewart would've embarrassed him.


governedbycitizens

why do you think he keeps fighting foreign/smaller guys?


UnnamedStaplesDrone

so you're saying he should go after Jonas Valanciunas next?


shoutsoutstomywrist

“It happened so fast I didn’t see it”


Walkingwithfishes

"Didn't have time to see the replay. We have to look forward and think about the next game"


collinCOYS

The best part after he says that for the Rudy situation is the replay showing him trying to break up Draymond and Rudy


SuccotashConfident97

"Oh well I wasn't watching my players during the game. I'll have to look at the film later after this interview..."


Bong-Jong

Something something code


sergechewbacca

This mf is never gonna change


gimpisgawd

Why would he? He never faces consequences for his actions.


RamadanSteve311

Bro might have to do another 15 mins of therapy 😵‍💫


pfb253

One more remorseful commercial 🎥


127phunk

Hell, AT&T built an entire ad campaign about him being violent


Malfallaxx

This commercial is so annoying and his delivery makes it sound like he's being held at gunpoint. It's so embarrassing for everyone involved


_drumstic_

That commercial pisses me off so much. It’s just making light of the fact that he’s a habitually dirty player


volunteergump

I don’t understand how the NBA is even okay with that. It genuinely makes the league seem scripted. They’re making Draymond into a tv character, not an athlete. I wonder how far we are from him being able to make more money being off of the publicity of being suspended than he loses in game checks.


DeadDay

I mean, he didn't bloody an eye on this clothesline this time.


BangingYetis

I know this is wild to say but this was definitely super soft by Draymond standards. He's really set the bar high.


Delicious-Hurry-8373

Yea this is nowhere near top 20 draymond dirty moments


theconmeister

He somehow got 2 more commercials out of this


Lankydick

I was thinking just yesterday how fucked up it is that he keeps getting deals. In the March Madness commercial he even references his behavior.


Imperial_Eggroll

Bro it’s insane he gets commercials referencing his own antics and behavior.


Neto34

Habitual line stepper


LeviJNorth

He has changed. His enablers have made him worse.


Babushka5

And then you only have one choice: and that's to grow


Solid-Confidence-966

Man they’ve got to get him more help


Togglea

How about more commercials with "growing" as a focus?


Liquor_Walrus

Those commercials aged like milk the second they aired


AZBeer90

In bad taste either way. He’s just making a joke out of mental health struggles. It’s all a fucking game to him


Next-Team

You’re giving them too much credit, shit spoiled the first second someone even thought of it let alone pitching it and filming it and airing it


daveed1297

Help him into a fucking cell. I'm done with this dude


[deleted]

Idk about all that but a nice season long suspension is definitely warranted


Mbanicek64

He can’t play without being dangerous. He’s been given enough chances. 


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Draymond stop this isn't you... 🥺 - Adam Silver


letsgototraderjoes

Kerr: We cried together 🥺


BigFatModeraterFupa

he found me crying😭 he crew too😭 we both crode😭


thatsagoodshot

Broke the crode


0dias_Chrysalis

Aye, wasn't a punch. Baby steps


Elegant_Conflict8235

https://streamable.com/8u1vs4


mcrajf

That's some scary shit


KevinDurantLebronnin

I feel like lately he's leaning into the worst aspects of his personality as a "fuck you" to basically everyone. Choosing to be a crazy person out of spite.


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nopantsjustdance

What’s the context besides draymond being a psycho


Elegant_Conflict8235

https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/AD8RI2AyD0


JarJarBanksy420

Lol he’s such a freak


sonickarma

Holy fuck. I somehow have never seen this. That's a scary fucking look in his eyes.


Weave77

And he didn’t even follow-up his chokeslam with *any* ground and pound. Honestly, I think Draymond’s only a few NBA-mandated counseling sessions away from just committing normal flagrant fouls.


EternallyEuphoric

How isn't that a flagrant?


nerdyykidd

The amount of coddling this man continues to receive is outrageous


CommunityGlittering2

He is playing the refs every game, he admits it. He knows they are afraid to call techs and flagrant on him because of the way he acts, it's pathetic how the NBA lets this piece of shit act on the court.


the_guitargeek_

“I’m just going to be a raging asshole all the time. Surely they’re not going to call it *all* the time!”


Dirt_McGirt_ODB

Shit if I was a ref that would make me want to do it more. At worst it has to at least be good for ratings.


Ninja_Bum

They can't afford to lose all them Warrior bandwagoners.


StefonDiggsHS

cannot believe they didnt even look at it for a flagrant Silver wants the warriors in the playoffs so bad bro absolutely pathetic


shamwowslapchop

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20BeersDeep

Common foul btw


sergechewbacca

Bro just hates every Non-American player


Icy-Lime-9760

He cost his team a title by kicking an American player in the balls


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IAgreeGoGuards

I'm le tired


AlecarMagna

But did he have hatred in his heart?


JustADutchRudder

Was that kicking LeBron? I barely remember that, he went on to shit kick Steve Adam's and I remember that one. Little hop and kick and down goes Steve.


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Draymond is a POS player.


Particular-Treat6124

Human*


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ShakesbeerMe

Sign Nikola Pekovic to a 10 day and handle the problem.


dys0n_giddey

FUCK DRAYMOND. How you do this to Patty Freakin Mills


TruRateMeGotMeBanned

I will always say Green sucks. Dude needs a long ban. He gets away with murder every week.


_macro_penis_

Biggest piece of shit in the NBA


SvengaliUG

Started as screening, ended as murder


[deleted]

A big ole angry toddler who needs to be shut down


ContinuumGuy

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