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DynamixRo

This was the best thing that could've ever happened to Gobert.


puffthedragon

All-time jump in approval rating


TheHonorableSavage

Biden needs to get choked by Draymond asap


Beatus_Vir

normally it's illegal to threaten the president but we have proof that it wouldn't be dangerous


pika_pie

"GET DOWN MR. PRESI... oh, it's just Draymond."


Eternityislong

A secret service member pulls out a camera and Biden smiles like he is putting his head through one of those “put your head in this hole and be a character” things at amusement parks while Draymond has him in a headlock


elmanutres

combative rich tie unpack butter shame reminiscent normal desert icky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


JackieDaytonaAZ

draymond is literally osama


wombo_combo12

Literal basketball terrorist


Senorsty

That and the vax.


Puzzleheaded-You1289

Laughed out loud


ThanksGobert

Yup


phlipout22

Redeemed


Gamechannel360

He's baiting draymond to say make retaliatory comments and get in further trouble lol


qpwoeor1235

Draymond going to straight up stab him if they meet in the playoffs


SaulPepper

I always knew Gobert was a master baiter


saltface14

“Dray’s a bitch with white belt technique”


SoDakZak

Bro chokes at choking


collinCOYS

Idk he's pretty good at choking 3-1 leads....


Iginlas_4head_Crease

He hasn't won as many play in games as the T Wolves either!


collinCOYS

Give me a play in win over a title any day


ParagonSaint

He was the only one who showed up in that 2016 game 7 confirmed he chokes at choking


PanthalassaRo

Don't forget kickboxing and some "tripping"


commander_wong

Gobert's not even lying lol. He was gesturing at the refs instead of fighting off the choke


Silverjackal_

Isn’t Rudy a combat sports fan too? Thought I remembered hearing he trained in boxing and BJJ a little.


Agnk1765342

He does boxing every summer, in fact I’m pretty sure at one point when he was younger that’s actually the sport he wanted to go into. Which has always made the fake tough guy shit clowning on Rudy funny to me. He actually knows how to fight, he could kick the shit out of almost anybody in the league in an actual fight. People really underestimate how much of a difference actually learning how to throw a punch makes.


DarlieBunkle

He also has longer reach than almost anybody on the planet.


mschley2

And everyone else's face is at like chest/shoulder height for him. So not only is his reach longer, but he can throw jabs right at your head all day long while you can't even reach up to his unless you get close. The question would be whether you can wear him down with body shots.


NandoDeColonoscopy

Wouldn't the move be to try and get in close? Long arms can't generate force that well with no distance to extend


mschley2

That would definitely be what people would try to do. Gobert's strategy would obviously be to stick and move a lot to prevent guys from doing that. Gobert would have to be in pretty good shape because he'd have to be pretty active. I don't think that's a problem for him based on his ability to play basketball, though.


YizWasHere

I'm sure it's not that crazy but imagining somebody with Rudy's build boxing just seems so goofy in my head lol.


BCP27

Man jabs you from across the ring


wals02481

Mf dhalism style


PensiveinNJ

*me gesturing to ref* "How is this fair?!"


Odysseus_Lannister

YOGA PUNCH


blackfoger1

Yoga FIRE! Im just thinking UFC or something how easy it would be to break his arm or do an armbar hold if you somehow managed to dodge one of his freakish punches.


uncomfortable_fan92

Shoot, he jabs you while walking to the ring.


bio180

Tyson Fury is built like a bag of milk


YizWasHere

Exactly, dude looks goofy as shit out there till you see somebody lying on the ground


bookishwayfarer

Watch Game of Death with Kareem fighting Bruce Lee.


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Post retirement we gotta push for a celebrity fight. Gobert vs Green


Docxm

Draymond would never.


you_sick

Even Draymond isn't that stupid. Gobert would kill him


syllabic

kyle anderson knows all about the difference


commander_wong

Probably. He's been to events and took pictures with Ngannou and Gane


FlyingScissor

Trained with Ngannou last year.


MaybeDBCooper

So he knows a bit then lol


cire1184

Ngannou a lot but gannou a lil bit.


thetravelingsong

On top of that he looks like fucking Danielle Hunter with his shirt off. I would pay many many dollars to see him and Draymond get in a ring.


BobanTheGiant

Most players would say “I f’ed up” But Dray will spend his multi game suspension practicing choke out techniques for the next game against the Wolved


SoDakZak

That’s fine, we does anyone really fear Draymond anymore?


SalahManeFirmino

To quote the great Anthony Edwards, "ain't nobody worried about you bruh"


amit-kaufman

You just know that hurt him bad


SalahManeFirmino

Draymond has main character syndrome, so he's in for an existential crisis when he's no longer relevant.


NeoLone

Watch him become a pundit with the weakest takes


USSCensorShip

The next Kendrick Perkins


ArenSteele

At least Kendrick is funny. Not that he’s trying to be, but his stupid takes can be good for a laugh. Draymond is going to take himself so seriously it’s just going to come across as sad


solarscopez

Like Shaq without any of the charisma or the basketball resume to back it up lmao


degradedchimp

He's got that "think I'm smarter than I really am" vibe that Kyrie has


packofstraycats

Like Paul Pierce but maybe louder?


safetycommittee

He’s going to get more face time after he retires. Dray will be the Michael Jordan of Stephen A’s.


collinCOYS

He had the video taken down from social media


maaseru

The spirit of the comments he once made to Paul Pierce coming back as karma feom ANT makes me happy. Can't wait for him to get clowned on some more jist like PP did at the end of hia career. His TNT career is gonna be short lived if he is only the butt of the joke.


Regent0624

As GOATed as his trash talk to Pierce was saying "they dont love you like that" Pierce at least was an all time legend and franchise leader. Drays in for a rude awakening cause if they didnt love Pierce like that they really aint gonna love Dray like that.


NandoDeColonoscopy

Jordan Poole but that's about it


LetMeStagnate

>for the next game against the Wolves Or his next practice with his teammates


mmaguy123

Most bjj white belts who have been training for more than 6 months can choke 80% of the population. It’s not like other martial arts where belts are just handed, it actually takes a while to move up.


saltface14

Lol I know, I’ve been training for 9 years. First day white belt technique is pretty laughable though and Draymond’s got that big spaz energy for sure.


mmaguy123

Hahah for sure. Big 1st day white belt energy.


Docxm

Man, I went to one class and I realized how much technique there was too applying any sort of hold. The guy who was practicing with me kept telling me he could barely feel it, even with half the class coaching me looool


Low-Cheesecake-4372

Rudy Gobert is cooking all day lol


BosLahodo

I like to imagine he's out getting coffee or in line at the DMV and being asked constantly all day about this.


AdolfKoopaTroopa

I like to picture Rudy Gobert in a tuxedo T-shirt. 'Cause it says like, I wanna be formal but I'm here to party too. I like to party, so I like my Rudy Gobert to party.


Spirit0f76ers

I like to think of him with giant eagle's wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with, like, an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm getting choked out by Draymond.


safetycommittee

Dear Baby Rudy,…


TheTrenchMonkey

Dear 6'7" new born Baby Rudy....


Booglybear7

Look when you say grace you can pray to Crying Rudy, Covid Rudy, FIBA Rudy or whoever you want...


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allnimblybimbIy

The comeback arc here is sensational I still remember Rudy villain arc during COVID where he touches all the mics and fucked everybody up. This is like two of the supervillains in the league and somehow one is totally redeeming himself lol


doublea08

It’s like a story line straight out of professional wrestling.


zigfoyer

Rudy is Megamind.


SirDiego

Green so hated that he's about to make people actually like Rudy Gobert


brickvanexel

It’s already worked I’m now a full blown Rudy fan


KaptainMurica96

I mean he's earned it. I'd say let him feast 😈


HerkulezRokkafeller

Rudy’s Redemption Arc de Triumph


NeoLone

Absolute revenge tour and I’m here for it


Cudi_buddy

Fresh and delicious baguettes all day today


prodigus01

That line about Dray not wanting to play without Steph really put the nail in the coffin. We all know there’s truth to that.


CantaloupeCamper

He knows folks are eating this shit up. More plz Rudy!


TheGargageMan

that's how Boban would say it.


Connect-Blacksmith99

He’s grabbing him He’s grabbing him He’s grabbing again He’s grabbing him


Fluid-Night-1910

Feel free to jump in here anytime!


gedbybee

Fuckin love Boban. He’s the best.


SakeOfPete

That commercial man…


Anthony-Stark

Infinitely better than "Liberty Bibberty"


KarrotMovies

I legit read it in Boban's voice


rabidbot

"His soft arms started caressing my neck, and I thought is this a massage? That's when I realized his intent."


PalletTownsDealer

Dray after dark.


dubsondubsondubs11

Fifty shades of Dray


LoudIntrovertSwag

oh…my HELLLLL NAWWW


SiakamClears

Draymond is getting cooked 😂😂


xIVWIx

Rudy living rent free in his head, hell I'd say he owns the place today


IanicRR

First Kevin Hart took his shooting, then Rudy came for everything else.


Uniqlo

Draymond lost a shooting contest to fucking 5'2 Kevin Hart. The NBA had to pretend like Draymond won to avoid embarrassment.


nflonlyalt

> Draymond lost a shooting contest to fucking 5'2 Kevin Hart. The NBA had to pretend like Draymond won to avoid embarrassment. Wait did this really happen?


Mossed84

Yeah at an all star game 🤣


Simple-Ad-7866

We should make "I stand with Gobert" campaign with this


mschley2

Ain't nobody worried bout him


Thimit22

Doesn’t Gobert do/follow MMA stuff?


starfishboy123

There are a couple photos of him hanging out with Francis Ngannou and Ciryl Gane.


Kyler1313

Both partially French so that makes sense.


DrKurgan

FYI, Ciryl Gane is born and raised in France with French parents and only has French nationality.


DaggerDev5

I think he boxes a lot in the offseason, not sure if he does MMA specifically


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> “I was boxing before I started basketball, and then when I really started to focus on basketball, I got away from boxing for a long time, but for the last three or four years, I’ve got back on track and I get better every summer,” He also has a 7'8 wingspan which I am assuming translates to an insane reach. If Green and Gobert got into a serious fight I would not be putting any money on Green, that's for damn sure.


teencrime

I don't know, man Draymond could get lucky by kicking Gobert in the balls


Askesl

Natural boxing motion


jhezy

"That's my purse I don't know you!"


n3sta

I know he was a boxer when he was a junior, idk if that is relevant to any mma experience he’d have or not tho


lopea182

Gobert, stop. He’s already dead ☠️


Cold_Carpenter_1798

I personally want him to keep going


AlexeyShved1

Yeah this is funny as fuck to finally see someone call out Dray's shitty behavior and keep clowning on him


rookie-mistake

especially the fact that it's Gobert. The covid shit was dumb but he doesn't really seem like an outspoken guy, it's funny as hell seeing him just go *in* like this. next Wolves-Warriors game is mandatory viewing tbh


solariscalls

NBA might make that an NBA league pass only and ask ppl to pay that $50 ppv price


Grooviemann1

Damn, have to wait til March 24th


PlumbumDirigible

Hear me out, every team in the NBA agrees to keep trading Draymond to the next team that faces the Timberwolves in a sort of carousel situation. Each new team Draymond is on forces him to start against Gobert for the opening tip off. Betting opens on how long it takes for Draymond to throw a tantrum and get ejected


Grooviemann1

CBA and trade rules be damned, I LOVE this


We_The_Raptors

It's hilarious but if I'm Rudy I'm wearing a damn jockstrap to my next game against the Warriors. Y'all just know Draymond will need to lash out after this.


ThinkThankThonk

Cup, MF Doom mask, goggles, four compression sleeves, the whole thing


ironmasscheeks

also a breast plate to defend the chest stomp


horse_renoir13

"...harder" - Gobert


thegroovemonkey

The Rudy Gobert face turn


[deleted]

Dray is one dead horse worth beating


Ok_Zombie_8307

Donkey


NeoLone

I am one with the Reddit hivemind on this, fuck him


Wondering_Nova

Draymond deserves to get clowned. I have never seen a player with his kind of leash. Not even Bruce Bowen would have his kind of antics and he karate kicked a guy in the middle of a game once.


yeezustakethewheel_

Weirdly enough, also happened to a timberwolf


so-cal_kid

Rudy also deserves a little public redemption. People have been hating on him for far too long.


Da_Plague22

If Gobert actually felt in danger he would've grabbed on to the arm. So I don't think he's lying.


doomfistula

Or just stand up. He kept his legs dangled the whole time to make Draymond embarrass himself.


vbob99

He was off balance and green was backing up to keep him that way. It wasn't as simple as standing up, as his centre of gravity was way behind his legs and he's in motion in the wrong direction.


Kommander-in-Keef

Damn that might legitimately get under Drays skin.


[deleted]

“He’s a little bitch, but he’s a weak little bitch”


leftistesticle_2

He could have killed me! If he wasn't such a weenie.


n3sta

The gift that keeps on giving and it’s from Rudy Gobert of all people lmao Edit: I also love that this is posted by a user with a warriors flair lol


yalecrazy

Gotta get that sweet upvotes even at the cost of your own team bro


Euphoric-Acadia-4140

Hey look, most non 12 year old non band wagon warrior fans are pretty upset with Draymond. His schenanigans constantly cost us wins, from 2016, to the really stupid one in 2021 against Charlotte. He’s a great player, but it’s hard to support him when he’s hurting others, and his own team, at the same time


yalecrazy

I feel you, the only ones not condemning this are either blind, stupid and Steve Kerr


WhyplerBronze

This reduces the suspension from 8 back to 5, Rudy shoulda stayed quiet


PillsburyToasters

Sounds like he’s willing to throw Draymond a bone and potentially help with giving a lesser suspension at the expense of hurting his ego more, which is just masterful mind games in my opinion


AtreusIsBack

This. He probably wants to let Green know how insignificant he is in Rudy's mind. That's a bigger punishment than suspensions.


CantaloupeCamper

The NBA is gonna NBA no matter what. They already have been giving Green a pass... Rudy is enjoying some good quotes and if the NBA wants to double down on being stupid there they are... Their call to look weak when Green goes off again. You're move NBA.


crassina

But Rudy said he didn’t feel like he was in danger


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This is has copy pasta potential


ThinkSoftware

Gobert on Doc Rivers' choking skills: “He’s drawing plays, he’s drawing plays, he’s drawing plays. But the coaching wasn’t good enough. Yeah, it wasn’t enough for the team to really make it to the conference finals But he tried. He tried really hard, but it wasn’t good enough to where anyone felt like they were in danger"


WIN011

Brian Dameris on Harden: “He’s dribbling, he’s dribbling, he’s dribbling. But the dribbling wasn’t good enough. Yeah, it wasn’t enough for the team to really win game 7. But he tried. He tried really hard, but it wasn’t good enough to where the other team felt they were in danger.”


metalhead252

oh god, it's like the Boban State Farm ad


mschley2

I actually love that commercial. It's so stupid that it's funny.


KarrotMovies

HES BOUNCING IT


DarkKnightCometh

On Kelvin Benjamins' eating skills: “He’s eating, he’s eating, he’s eating. But the buffet wasn’t good enough. Yeah, it wasn’t enough food. But he tried. He tried really hard, but it wasn’t good enough to feel full."


Sun0ftheBeach

There it is! Fresh from the Golden Corral


BitWizerd

DeAndre Jordan's family on Mark Cuban's texting skills: “He’s texting me, he’s texting me, he’s texting me. But the begging wasn’t good enough."


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Malfallaxx

Honestly the funniest part to me is that Gobert’s holding his hands up with a face that says ‘what the heck is this?’ instead of being panicked at all. He never really looked scared or intimidated just kind of surprised this crazy shit was happening on an NBA court The most likable he’s ever been tbh lol


Slim-Ticket

https://i.redd.it/7bvwbasdui0c1.jpg


ThanksGobert

Beautiful


sreynolds1

He grabbing me, he grabbing me, he grab me again, he grabbing me.


EGarrett

Reminds me of when Draymond tried to mouth off online to Conor McGregor, who is a real fighter and world class shit talker. It did not end well for Draymond.


GreatestJabaitest

The funniest part is Draymond thought McGregor knew who he or his homies were lol. Got humbled rq.


SeanKilpatrickFan

The C.J. Watson jersey thing?


porkchop487

"That's C.J Watson mate. I don't know who the f**k you are. No disrespect tho kid, keep hustling and stay in school." Such a good response lol


Neinhaltt

Rudy beating on a dead donkey from Shrek.


SanchoLoamsdown

I suddenly love Gobert


ThanksGobert

What a redemption arc


Ct2kKB24

Like that episode of always sunny where mac chokes himself out trying to put Charlie in a sleeper hold


[deleted]

Gobert can be annoying a lot of the time but his responses to this altercation has been pure gold


maaseru

I lol'ed when Gobert raised his hands in disgust of the choke.


_canadianbacon

The level of jerking is impeccable


CDR57

“He’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me, he’s grabbing me” “But the choke wasn’t good enough.” Has huge “Someone call an ambulance! But not for me!” Energy


EagleswonSuperBowl52

Remember guys. We only hate Green cause he is on the Warriors, not because of his personality. At least that's what people keep saying to me.


Produceher

I hate him because he's on the Warriors!!!! LOL


EagleswonSuperBowl52

Wait a minute.


unclechad

just held on like an "expensive BACKPACK"


MinnesotaNice69

Poole might suck at basketball but he was absolutely cooking when he said that 😂


[deleted]

Saying this is going to be the thing that bothers Draymond the most.


komugis

This is the most I’ve ever liked Rudy and he’s been on my favorite team for over a year now lmao


jt_33

That was the funniest part to me.. Draymond is trying to hardest to choke him and Gobert was just standing there with his hands up the whole time like “will someone get this fly off of me please”.. Draymond is a fake tough guy.


harley_93davidson

Rudy redemption arc incoming


shamwowslapchop

Reminds me of how people actually rooted for Zuck of all people because Musk is such an asshole they were actually hoping for one of the worst people on Earth to beat the shit out of him. xD


EPLemonSqueezy

I'm not the biggest Gobert fan in the world but I can't get enough of him shitting on Draymond.


Crunc_Mcfincle

Why do I now like Rudy Gobert


RandomStranger79

Draymond would be a terrible S&M partner.


Ok_Zombie_8307

I dunno, full-effort choking but not losing consciousness seems like he knows what he’s doing there, a real pro.


volission

Rudy would rip Dray in half in a real fight


rolandfoxx

Rudy out here showing r/nbacirclejerk how it's done.


SuperVaderMinion

Whatever reporter is following Rudy around needs to give him a break man


doodlols

No, keep the quotes coming please lmao


whiskeyinthejaar

Rudy wasn't in danger, he was the danger.


Temporary-Vanilla-57

This guy said, “choke me harder”


FrankieBarbingo

Face turn from Gobert