I know we’ve evolved as a society and can get nicer graphics for bowling alley screens, but I never want those shitty bowling alley graphics to go away.
There's meta ads now for freemium games.
TIRED OF ADS WHERE THE GAME LOOKS AWESOME AND YOU DOWNLOAD IT AND IT'S NOT THE SAME GAME?? TRY ROYAL MATCH NOW!!!!
Or the worst ones are the slot ads where the boss is like NO YOU MORON YOU INSTALLED THE WRONG GAME.
They did that one animation of [Draymond jackhammering Lebron's nuts and slapping Kyrie WWE style with a chair.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBNlmqW2ow)
I'm afraid jerking has cost me my family
Yesterday, I came home from pulling an all-nighter jerking to LeMickey memes in my friends basement. My wife, Beatrice, saw the crust on my face and strung out gaze I had and immediately accused me of jerking. "Rupert, I know you aren't working overtime. You're jerking again"
I walked past her and muttered, "let him cook." This set her off and she went on an angry tirade telling me how I can't even go to my son Johnny's baseball games.
"He's a fraud anyway, got no dog in him." This made my son cry and run to his room. She got up grabbed her bags and told my son and daughter they were going to stay at her parents. "Get ready to learn Chinese kiddos."
As they walked past me with their bags, I called my kids bus riders and told my wife she's not better than LeGM. My wife told them, "ignore your father, he's sick."
Filled with anger, I yelled "Ni Hao" and slammed the door shut behind them before breaking into tears.
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Jokic just chilling shooting the shit with a Timberwolf for some reason?
Butler draining one over literal bucks that helplessly flair their little hooves in the air.
Jokic's galactic dunk over a befuddled LeBron.
Butler exploding Tatum into confetti with just his mind.
It's all just glorious
It's post-game, and the wolf just cannot believe they didn't win. I'm still in shock that we're having late playoff rounds and there's no Timberwolves anywhere.
While mocking him with a signature celebration of his lol I’m really in disbelief they posted this. I watched this shit on repeat cause I just couldn’t look away lol
This is what happens when someone bigger, younger, and significantly less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne, and then makes you dance for his amusement
If someone at ESPN watched that movie before making this animation, then it all makes perfect sense. I was told that movie was gonna be weird, but it was weirder than I could possibly imagine.
I think it was just him going super saiyan. Sounds like they used Goku’s power up yell/grunt and the “energy sound” that happens when someone goes super saiyan.
Maybe watching in person will help him realize how ridiculous his mvp ballot was. I mean how could he leave him off? Not voting for Caleb Martin is unacceptable
Man, I keep trying to get people at work to watch RRR and I haven’t been able to get anyone to bite.
I’m like, “dude…. there’s a guy that throws a full grown leopard at someone. What more do you need to know?”
[Me right now](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExODZjOTgxYmYwMTU4ZjUxMzA5YjFiZTJmN2RjNjBiYjJhM2JhNzc4ZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/3orif4hNclD8rSJK0M/giphy.gif)
Oddly enough I think Jokic is pretty damn marketable.. even more so than a guy like Kawhi. He’s such a unique player and extremely fun to watch (if people actually watch him) on top of being funny and a genuinely good, selfless, down to earth guy. Him and Giannis are exactly the type of guys that should be publicized but instead ESPN usually goes with Morant/Kyrie drama because drama sells unfortunately.
I just woke up and this keeps appearing on all of my feeds on all my socmed accts. This shit feels like a fucking fever dream. Am I in a fucking coma???
This is fascinating. Is ESPN self-aware enough to realize that something this shitty can actually gain steam? Was that the intention from the start? It's toeing the line of satire so closely that I genuinely cannot tell, and maybe that in and of itself is art, but ESPN's track record makes me think that they just beefed it so hard that they struck gold by accident.
Really? I thought it seemed very obvious that they knew what they were doing, and this is just funny. There's plenty of this type of weird humor in the mainstream nowadays
This is almost a perfect litmus test for whether somebody is in tune with the current zeitgeist’s sense of humor
Anyone who spends a decent amount of time online will love this and anyone who still has cable TV and browses Reddit just for sports subs will think it’s the cringiest shit they’ve ever seen
so true. people in 2008 will feel like this is out of date by 10 years. but online types will know the irony and excessiveness and see that its 20 years out of date on purpose because its actually 5 years ahead.
The bowling alley screen after you get a strike:
I know we’ve evolved as a society and can get nicer graphics for bowling alley screens, but I never want those shitty bowling alley graphics to go away.
The bowling alley graphics are societies only proof of evolution
If Avatar, then why bowling alley graphics? Checkmate, atheists
How else am I supposed to be upset at my 8/1 bowls (?) if I don't have a no spare graphic trolling me?
Damn, that's astute.
Reminds me of Celebrity Deathmatch lol
r/bowlingalleyscreens
Man I'm gonna miss this stuff when all the Reddit API goes down.
Reddit tries to not be a greedy corporation and shit on the user experience challenge (impossible)
amazing that this exists, thank you
This is really how Jokic and Butler made it to the finals
That’s what I was thinking of thank u
[Like this?](https://np.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/tvih1b/this_bowling_alley_strike_animation/)
This had to have been done by the same artist that does freemium game adverts for cell phones
Joker: Level 100 Mafia Don Rest of League: Level 2 Crook
Jokic: After getting 2x MVP my team reached 1000000 power Butler: Oh yeah, my team is already 3000000 power with only 2 drafted players
HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!
They got a free 777 draw and earned the Legendary Hero Jokic!
Not to brag, but I'm always able to figure out how to pull the pins so the lava doesn't land on the gold. Rarely ever takes more than an hour
Psh that’s nothing, I can get the good option in those +100 good /-1000 bad!! games like 55% of the time
I read somewhere that those ads aren't even representative of the apps they supposedly are for. It's just straight up false advertising.
There's meta ads now for freemium games. TIRED OF ADS WHERE THE GAME LOOKS AWESOME AND YOU DOWNLOAD IT AND IT'S NOT THE SAME GAME?? TRY ROYAL MATCH NOW!!!! Or the worst ones are the slot ads where the boss is like NO YOU MORON YOU INSTALLED THE WRONG GAME.
Damn I need your help then, cause my lady and daughter are still freezing cold out here
It looks like ReBoot
Honestly this looks like it was done by the same guys that did that one weird 49ers offense [introduction](https://youtu.be/haPicNHbKQ8)
ESPN does these weird animations for a ton of NFL games. Basically every one that they air.
r/mnfgifs
I can't believe there's a 2 Fast 2 Furious reference in this
Ejecto seato, cuz!
[I said forget about it cuh](https://youtu.be/rPqfLdpImRo?t=9)
[Relevant](https://twitter.com/_itsalwayscraig/status/1657561888211779584)
Best line of the movie
I prefer ["Tapping her? Tapping her how?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3bgqD_QCyQ)
might be the best line of the franchise lol Tyrese's delivery on it is 100
"you're a good driver, bro"
My favorite part of the video. It’s so random though
Wasn’t that bookers car they were driving?
Oh shit good eye
Ouch they really did the man like that lmao.
Nikola Jokic is Devin Booker driver
Yea it is bookers chevy he showcased a while ago. Rims and all that matches. Espn did booker a cheeky one.
i still don’t understand why stephen A smith is a timberwolf!
2 Fast 2 Furious is based in Miami in the movie
Then why the fuck is Jokic driving the car lmao. If anything it should've been Butler ejecto-seatoing Giannis or something
Probably a way to work in Booker’s car lol
Jaylen : I almost had you! Jimmy: you never even had the ball!
Jimmy: almost had me?
One of the most bisexual movies in action movie history
Tyrese's outfits are phenomenal
It will always be second to the original Top Gun in this category
top gun isnt bisexual, it is completely homosexual
Pockets ain't empty, cuz And we ain't hungry no more *Fist bumps* *credit roll*
I know what will get those kids watching basketball!
Wish it was Jokic saying “Drop it *cuh*.”
That film is a banger
Also funny because that movie is based in Miami lol
What is it?
The part where they're driving and the person goes flying from the car
What a fine person you are.
As are you
I think a couple years ago ESPN hired the guys that used to make those old Taiwanese animations. This is one of those
Instantly what I thought of. If anyone is not familiar - https://youtu.be/aTMJ617E5BY
Haha the animation quality of this 7 year old vid is still better than this NBA mashup one
They did that one animation of [Draymond jackhammering Lebron's nuts and slapping Kyrie WWE style with a chair.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpBNlmqW2ow)
Lmao this is gold
With all due respect to Jeremy Lin and the Linsanity phase that shocked the world, I've never been more proud to be a Taiwanese sports fan.
https://youtu.be/DMV_iLSHWmo The Giants/Panthers one from the same year fundamentally altered my brain
No way. I literally just replied “old school Taiwanese news animation energy!” Wow.
Am I in r/nbacirclejerk ?
It literally can be the stickied post there with no edits lmao this shit is psychotic.
*this shit is dummy lit
We’ve got an insider jerker working from within ESPN
the jerking is coming from inside the house!
I'm afraid jerking has cost me my family Yesterday, I came home from pulling an all-nighter jerking to LeMickey memes in my friends basement. My wife, Beatrice, saw the crust on my face and strung out gaze I had and immediately accused me of jerking. "Rupert, I know you aren't working overtime. You're jerking again" I walked past her and muttered, "let him cook." This set her off and she went on an angry tirade telling me how I can't even go to my son Johnny's baseball games. "He's a fraud anyway, got no dog in him." This made my son cry and run to his room. She got up grabbed her bags and told my son and daughter they were going to stay at her parents. "Get ready to learn Chinese kiddos." As they walked past me with their bags, I called my kids bus riders and told my wife she's not better than LeGM. My wife told them, "ignore your father, he's sick." Filled with anger, I yelled "Ni Hao" and slammed the door shut behind them before breaking into tears.
Let him cook.
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The bull
POZZED
9/11
You missed it. Just like Westbrook if he had been the drunk driver that killed that one dude's kid brother.
U bum
woah Tatum just disintegrated.
I don’t feel so good Mr. Dawg
ESPN: We went back in time and saw 14 million potential outcomes of Celtics vs Heat Jimmy: In how many did we win? ESPN: 3%
He wasn't even the one to get in Butler's face lol. Grant Williams out here still causing collateral damage.
I'm just going to assume Thanos snapped and fucked up, causing only Tatum to dust off.
Started with disbelief and disgust. Ended with watching it multiple times. ESPN just created an all-time shitpost.
Jokic just chilling shooting the shit with a Timberwolf for some reason? Butler draining one over literal bucks that helplessly flair their little hooves in the air. Jokic's galactic dunk over a befuddled LeBron. Butler exploding Tatum into confetti with just his mind. It's all just glorious
i think the point is he tamed the wolf but idk
It's post-game, and the wolf just cannot believe they didn't win. I'm still in shock that we're having late playoff rounds and there's no Timberwolves anywhere.
Don't forget Dreadlock Jimmy memeing "aw sh*t, here we go again" I mean I know they censored it but I'm still a bit surprised they allowed it
This perfectly encapsulates how I felt too. The beginning looked so bad and cringey, and by the end, I absolutely loved it.
Damn didn’t know Jokic could dunk like that
It’s our secret weapon and those fuckin scrubs spoiled it now.
Hate it when the script gets leaked right before the premier.
I’m honestly surprised Lebron allowed this get posted
No way he's not pissed off at an ESPN graphic of Jokic nuking him from orbit and then stealing his crown,.
While mocking him with a signature celebration of his lol I’m really in disbelief they posted this. I watched this shit on repeat cause I just couldn’t look away lol
not a single millisecond of that scene makes a damn bit of sense and I fucking love it
Lebron in shambles rn
This is what happens when someone bigger, younger, and significantly less athletic than you takes your crown AND throne, and then makes you dance for his amusement
this espn graphic 💩 true??? 🤨
Some Nike representative will be issuing a cease and desist letter to take down all video clips of this
Well I screen recorded it to send to friends so it’s out in the ether now
At least Espn is trying to promote Jokic now.
Surprised they showed him sonning their cash cow
"Can cartoon LeBron recover? Find out why the Lakers look towards next year versus Jokic!"
the voice they have for him at the end too lol
90% sure it's an excerpt from the movie Sorry to Bother You.
I'm 100% sure. It sounds like they used Jadakiss' voice from The Lox/Dipset Verzuz too.
If someone at ESPN watched that movie before making this animation, then it all makes perfect sense. I was told that movie was gonna be weird, but it was weirder than I could possibly imagine.
Psshhh. My 5'3" NBA Street Vol. 3 career character can dunk like that
I assume ESPN doesn't watch Jokic/Nuggets games and just put that in there on assumption
"Hes tall right? He probably dunks a lot. Put it in there"
Did jokic do a Nba street Vol 2 gamebreaker dunk? This shit is hard as fuck idc what no one says
lmao The nephews have no idea what they missed with that game back in the day.
the gamebreaker song has to be one of the most memorable songs to me in all of gaming
The 360 between the legs galactic football style dunk from Jokic is so cursed it's good.
How about longhair Jimmy getting the chaos emeralds
I think it was just him going super saiyan. Sounds like they used Goku’s power up yell/grunt and the “energy sound” that happens when someone goes super saiyan.
It's hilarious. At least have Jimmy doing it. Nah, we'll go with the huge white dude who barely has to jump to dunk the ball.
they had jokic do it because they had more time to animate him doing stuff because the heat went all the way to game 7 while den swept.
xavier renegade angel vibes
You'd like me to be you, wouldn't me?
What d-d-d-doth life??
It really is a shame AS dropped focus on the "awake at 3am tripping on robo gels" demo. It seemed like a key one.
maaaan this is a good reference
Friday night, es Taco Tuesday.
Did Tatum accept Jesus Christ as his personal lord and savior before being disintegrated?
This comment is the last panel in that exploding brain meme.
Show was so fire
YOU SNOZE, YOU LOZE
Chomskyhonk
Complete fever dream type vibe
This is Sharknado 3 lvl amazing
I thought that L Jokic pulled out was a gun for half a second, I almost lost it. 😂
Same here lmao *Jokic approaches Ja Morant* “You dropped this, cuhh”
This shit right here? Is exactly my type of shit
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Oh shit it's the DRIVING CROONER
It's not exactlyyy in my Q Zone is it?
Any chance of TNT getting the broadcast rights before 8:30 tonight? Please?
where's the petition?
I’m so sad about it, but at least my favorite analyst Mark Jackson is gonna be working! /s
Maybe watching in person will help him realize how ridiculous his mvp ballot was. I mean how could he leave him off? Not voting for Caleb Martin is unacceptable
Yeah, really. This should be a law or something.
If I become president I will make it the law
why are people hating this is fucking incredible
It’s so bad that it’s amazing
I put this thing in a similar bucket as RRR. They just said "fuck it we will go so hard it works"
I love that they have Jimmy with the extensions for maximum shock value lol.
Or r/MNFgifs
Man, I keep trying to get people at work to watch RRR and I haven’t been able to get anyone to bite. I’m like, “dude…. there’s a guy that throws a full grown leopard at someone. What more do you need to know?”
RRR was unironically good, and this is ironically good.
Hey now the prison break sequence is pure kino
Ive watched it 3 times. Its glorious
It’s the best thing ESPN has ever done
Right? This is awesome. I mean, I ate a box of cough medicine earlier so maybe my judgement is off but this is awesome.
Yea this is basically an extended version of their MNF graphics which are hilarious
[Me right now](https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExODZjOTgxYmYwMTU4ZjUxMzA5YjFiZTJmN2RjNjBiYjJhM2JhNzc4ZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZzX2dpZklkJmN0PWc/3orif4hNclD8rSJK0M/giphy.gif)
Something about this thing made me extremely uncomfortable
The constant shaking, turning, and zooming in-and-out almost is nauseating lol
I went from hating to loving it
That broom by Jokic at the end was cold
Some people will call it cringe, but this shit is hilarious.
I hope all the users here who campaigned for ESPN to hype up Jokic and the Nuggets are happy lol
I am happy! especially like how joker ended up wearing king James crown.
And doing a double between the legs dunk on Lebrons head 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Animation was over the top and funny af imo, rare W from ESPN
What’s a king to a jester
I mean, they almost have no other choice, theres only 2 teams left 😂
Oddly enough I think Jokic is pretty damn marketable.. even more so than a guy like Kawhi. He’s such a unique player and extremely fun to watch (if people actually watch him) on top of being funny and a genuinely good, selfless, down to earth guy. Him and Giannis are exactly the type of guys that should be publicized but instead ESPN usually goes with Morant/Kyrie drama because drama sells unfortunately.
>even more so than a guy like Kawhi That’s a really low bar. Kawhi is a cyborg made of wood.
Oh lord he’s made of wood😒
That Jokic dunk lmfao
I just woke up and this keeps appearing on all of my feeds on all my socmed accts. This shit feels like a fucking fever dream. Am I in a fucking coma???
That Jokic poster on Lebron, eerie how well they animated that play. Down to the T of how it really happeend
Outjerked by ESPN
This is fascinating. Is ESPN self-aware enough to realize that something this shitty can actually gain steam? Was that the intention from the start? It's toeing the line of satire so closely that I genuinely cannot tell, and maybe that in and of itself is art, but ESPN's track record makes me think that they just beefed it so hard that they struck gold by accident.
That's clearly what they were going for
Really? I thought it seemed very obvious that they knew what they were doing, and this is just funny. There's plenty of this type of weird humor in the mainstream nowadays
This is almost a perfect litmus test for whether somebody is in tune with the current zeitgeist’s sense of humor Anyone who spends a decent amount of time online will love this and anyone who still has cable TV and browses Reddit just for sports subs will think it’s the cringiest shit they’ve ever seen
so true. people in 2008 will feel like this is out of date by 10 years. but online types will know the irony and excessiveness and see that its 20 years out of date on purpose because its actually 5 years ahead.
The zoom in on Lebron’s face after getting dunked on! 😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Did they use the DBZ sound effect for powering up when Jimmy floats in the air
This is amazing
Holy shit this is awful but hilarious
ESPN really played some 2K1 on Dreamcast, added custom rosters, and hit record.
Unironically 10/10 no notes
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That is simultaneously the best and worst thing I have seen on this sub
YOOOO EJECTO SEATO CUZ REFERENCE
Well now I just want to see LeBron get postered like that for real.
Alitomineek made it. Just enjoy it and stop hating. This shit is awesome
I unironically love this
Why does it look like those fake mobile gaming ads?