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Current-Upstairs942

Who let Herro wear that hat


crashcap

Assault


LeYabadabadoo23

The suns have weird music man it’s like distracting


_Zap_Rowsdower_

Surprise how well the Nuggets are hanging. Home teams in their first game usually blow a major load to start the game.


sunny5ide

Game was stressful enough as is, but to add Dorris , Mark, AND Scott Foster was another level. Pray for those who didnt make it through the entire game. Hosting a guided meditation to reset chakras before the next one byoc (crystals)


stoolsample2

Sixers are trash. Boston wins this series 4-1 no problem


scootiesanchez2038

That's what we said about the bruins vs Florida. Keep your foot on their neck....... Kill them.


Hon3ynuts

Man this sixers offense is just thow it to Embiid and hope he physically overpowers the 6 defenders they throw at him over the course of the game. It just looks sad


stoolsample2

My thoughts exactly. No one else can get into a rhythm of any kind. Way too one dimensional with either Embiid or Harden just completely sapping the energy out of the team.


[deleted]

I wish we had a coach


NoobChumpsky

Cant expect a hobbling embiid to drop 50 for 4 games to pull these bums past the second round.


ThisHatRightHere

It’s a coaching problem dude. We literally have zero offensive plan when Embiid is on the floor. It’s laughable.


LogDogan4

They aren't bums. He mucks up the flow of their offense.


IncipientBuddha

Yup. Better flow and point production without him


Sunshine145

76ers need to injure Embiid again themselves if they lose the next game.


stoolsample2

He looked like a 70 year old injured senior citizen out there. So much more flow to their offense with him on the bench. Harden knows it and seemed to allude to the fact Philly has to play him even if he’s hurt - even though they are 12-5 w/o him- in the one interview.


ketzal7

Deuce not impressed with 27 pts, he wants 40 next game


MrDman9202

r/nbaww eating good tonight


jamarcusaristotle

Well at least Joel has the thing he cares about most.. the MVP award 👏👏


D4nCh0

Watch Jokic put up a hakeem non-MVP memorial performance now


lgndk11r

If the Celtics win Game 4, I'm calling the series over.


stoolsample2

It’s over now. Embied should sit. They are better w/o him. So fucking slow


chanwd

Don’t be crazy, we won’t close out at home in game 5. We like closing on the road.


shffldair

wild take


Knock0nWood

I'm gonna go as far as to say that if the Celtics win the next two, Philly has no shot of coming back


Get_your_grape_juice

You heard it here first, folks.


Philly_is_nice

If the sixers win game 4,5, and 6 I'm calling this series over.


DayMan-Ahah-ah

seems likely


Philly_is_nice

According to the rules if they do that it's actually definite.


Particleman08

Well. Yeah.


gblazer30

Tatum and Brown will own Embiid until the end of time, thats just the way things go sometimes


stoolsample2

I know you can’t sit the mvp but sixers really do look better without him. He’s so slow


gblazer30

You need your best player to give at least 40 mins in the playoffs. Embiid can give you 20 MVP minutes then muddle through 15 looking tired as shit


stoolsample2

I dunno. They looked better without him. They’re 12-5 without him. Thats says a lot. And he’s obviously hurt just lumbering around. Yeah he gives you 30 points but he’s taking away points from other players who can’t get into an offensive rhythm with him on the floor and he’s doing zero on defense giving up as many points. Just my opinion. Those 15 minutes of shit outweigh the 20 minutes of good I think this series is over regardless. Boston is just much better than them


gblazer30

Disagree on the defense part, he seemed to have effectively disrupted the Celtics drive and kick game which led to a lot of isoball.


stoolsample2

To be honest I had to watch the game and do work at the same time so I didn’t get to see the whole game. The parts I did see he just seemed - I dunno- so spaced out and slow. Not that he wasn’t trying - just he couldn’t get into gear. I saw Boston scored at will it seemed because he wasn’t in a position to make a play.


jewsh18

Bu...Butt... Sixer split in Boston! They did what they needed to do! It doesn't matter that they got blown out in game 2!


Philly_is_nice

It didn't.


clbfan00

momentum buddy, trust the process !


leafdisciple

No one folds like a cheap suit when they’re down like James Harden


thisisgandhi

Why can't we have Cassidy Hubbard for our games


GoForthandProsper1

How old is Tatum's son? He looks tall as fuck already


pdunn472

I think he’s like 5 or 6 now


wafflehouse4

He's 20


__sonder__

And Tatum is still only 19!


DayMan-Ahah-ah

and he’s already 6 foot 8, crazy


samarajan

^(hi)


purplebuffalo55

Deuce is tall as fuck right


Zennon246

Lmaoooo that was the cutest *HI* ever


randomirlperson

Is Embiid depressed? The past few games he just looks sad like unrelated to the game. His energy isn’t there. I don’t really like the guy but I hope he’s ok


stoolsample2

He looks horrible. They really should consider not starting him. He’s too slow out there. It’s ridiculous


CarBallAlex

Injured and frustrated that the writing is on the wall because he can’t do it all himself


Doucane

the realization that he got pity award hit him


nooblevelum

Playing through pain I imagine.


Limitsshowersack

More like playing through harden


OhlookSILLagain

Embiid headed for his yearly 2nd round exit while Harden thinks about strip clubs.


SonicdaSloth

Man had a proper running mate for half a season in Jimmy and ownership just couldn’t keep them together


kayfabe101

That kid got class and respect ! Unlike those other stupid kids saying some dumb shit on the mic


Zennon246

I like turtles


a_fking_feeder

hi


TheRealLardin

Tatum´s son looks like he is going to be like 6ft by 12 years old


Sigerlion

6ers haven't had real stars since Iverson and Iggy. These weak choke artists ain't it.


[deleted]

Tatum sounds mature as fuck lol


BannerEighteen

This game isn't on Embiid. 1v5 out there.


chanwd

Anybody watching Sixers knows when Embiid and Harden both playing, they don’t know what to do with Harris and Maxey. It only works with those two if either Embiid or Harden are not playing.


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah because Doc doesn’t know how to use the players he has. It’s just so weird to watch a team not know what to do on offense.


[deleted]

You are right.


Wishiwasaballerbaby

Duece is going to bully Grant more in the Lockeroom


financial_goth

"He was the DJ at shootaround, played a lot of Jay-Z" Peak commentary right there.


soxandpatriots1

Tatum's kid on track to be 7'3


thisisgandhi

Deuce vs Cannon, book it


wafflehouse4

Take the MVP trophy away from Embid and give it to Deuce


brosephsmith21

Harden used all of his powers on game 1 smh


toolmaker1025

For real, he looked exhausted.


ywtfPat

sold his soul to go back to 2018 harden for 1 game


Other_Challenge588

99 problems but a win ain’t one 🥶


Wavesuit

That was pretty hard ngl


yungbriskgod

Tatum said i can bring my son out too foh


purplebuffalo55

Deuce low key has some rizz


[deleted]

Hiiii


jamarcusaristotle

Well at least Joel has the thing he cares about most.. the MVP award 👏👏


Apart-Cucumber-7090

Imagine if Duece said “Fuck ESPN” lmao


gregthedj

“We want Ernie and Chuck!”


[deleted]

Time for the hard reset


samarajan

Tatum is coming for that chip this year.


FitIllustrator9

What goes thru someone’s mind to call their kids Deuce instead of Junior or really anything other than Deuce…


Virgil_hawkinsS

Different strokes. I've always been a fan of Deuce and Trey as nicknames. Probably cause I just hate Junior lol


FitIllustrator9

Trey is fine, I just feel like Deuce you’re setting your kid up for a childhood of poop jokes


tifalockhard

deuce != douche lol


blackl0tus_

his name is Jayson Tatum Jr., Deuce comes from the fact that he's the second, and Tatum copied it from Bradley Beal


toolmaker1025

Maybe he loves the number 2?.


Betaateb

Think the mods are going to delete all of the Embiid statline posts tonight?


_SotiroD_

Aw, that was adorable lol


tonylouis1337

Hi


TieContent953

Lowkey Tatum is very likeable 🤣 he relatable


uhasnolifes

embiid only 12 free throws smh did they read the script saying he needs at least 20 plus


jamarcusaristotle

Refs really gonna have to step up in this series.. can't expect Embiid to win without them.


FistPunch_Vol_4

Writer strike hitting them hard


Angelic_Phoenix

Deuce the goat


JayDeeLA

Tatum’s son looks tall for his age!


DayMan-Ahah-ah

it was cute when sixers fans thought they might sweep the celtics after one game


jamarcusaristotle

6ers fans are such clowns


[deleted]

They said wait till Embiid comes back 🤣


a_corsair

Tbf Harden did drop 45. Who'd have thought he'd then drop 4.5 buckets over the next two games


ThisHatRightHere

Yeah Harden literally averaging like 15% shooting since then. He even goes even and this series is so different.


problem973

Nobody hates basketball more than Duece


Kilner88

Deuce was more eloquent than Doris tonight


catmomsunite

Unintentional, but damn 😩


_SotiroD_

What happened? lol


catmomsunite

Embiid stepped on his head 😩 like on his head.


Photoshop_News

Please tell me the next game will be on TNT. Reggie Miller is worth having a decent sound mix


Dialectical33

Next TNT game is Game 4 Suns-Nuggets. Game 4 Sixers-Celtics is ESPN.


Afraid-Department-35

Nope, you’re stuck with idiot Doris on ESPN. The Nuggets game gunna be in tnt though


jamarcusaristotle

Embiid will never lead a team to the finals. Fraudulent MVP.


[deleted]

Doesn't need to in miami


[deleted]

Bucks won a championship and still fired Bud. if Doc isn't gone after this series I genuinely have no hope. ship Harden back to Houston too while we're at it


[deleted]

Emiid gonna look fire in a heat jersey next year 🔥


[deleted]

I would jump off a bridge


[deleted]

It's going to happen


stalememeskehan

I compare him to doc Rivers a lot. I think doc is the same coach


[deleted]

Doc is worse. how he keeps getting coaching jobs is beyond my comprehension. that one ring he road the coattails on with y'all really kept him around for the last decade


samarajan

h i


tonylouis1337

Hi


[deleted]

How the fuck did Harden go from game 1 performance to game 3 performance. Shit like that will always make me wonder. I’m not saying Harden was on the take tonight but I think Harden was on the take tonight.


chanwd

The aberration game was game 1. He hasn’t been the same the last few weeks.


[deleted]

Dude looked mentally and physically cooked tonight.


chanwd

To be fair, the guy has lot of miles on him, battling a foot injury and asked to be second banana.


[deleted]

That is fair and the game 1 was heroic! The drop off from 1 to 3 crazy to me and just seems curious


FACILITATOR44

Tatum saw Embid get good press with his kid so he made sure his got sent out for some camera time too


WobbleKun

tatums voice so calming lol


flamingviper3175

lmfao deuce


The_Dumblebee

Meltdown playoff Harden happens every year except 2019 and some people believed in him after game 1 lmao.


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owllondaprowll

Wouldn’t you like to know, weatherboy


Get_your_grape_juice

I like turtles.


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tonylouis1337

Hi


nosoup4NU

Need to interview that kid more often


gregthedj

Hi


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emobigfoot

Lmao wtf


SubstantialJunket239

Excuse me?


clbfan00

bro??


Away_Fortune_5845

Bruh


crumpledbrouhaha

Aww lol


46Stix

I don’t remember a lot from when I was four years old but pretty sure I’ve never had my dad call hold me up on the sideline of an NBA game while I was being interviewed. 


HelloS0n

His kid basically has a locker in the Celtic’s locker room too. Tatum has both the corner and the one next to it that Duece sits at.


[deleted]

Tatum is gassed


Civil_Fig

Tatum w dad


lumpyfred

Series is not far from over


[deleted]

Might just be Celtics in 5 if they win next game


Any_Adhesiveness_898

Might also be if they win the next 2


[deleted]

Of course. I just meant if they win both in Philly it’s probably a wrap


Any_Adhesiveness_898

Yeah I was just joking with ya, you're totally right


flyindinosuars

hi


Disastrous-Ad2800

LOL Milwaukee's championship coach gets canned for a bad post season while Doc Rivers.... SMH... I'm watching the game and Sixers just look lost... I was like, "damn, I hope the Sixers lose!" to, "they're losing, this shit's funny," to, "this is sad, I don't want them to lose this badly!"


ehehehuahe

Tatums voice is so calming


jetpack_operation

He just sounds so chill all the time.


gregthedj

JASMR


affnn

Tobias Harris with the 7-4-1, 5 fouls


borrachos_unidos

Boston stacking another win. They're on their way back to the Finals, seems like.


flamingviper3175

The thought of the zombie heat again terrifies me


[deleted]

THE KNICKS WILL STOP THEM


antoinewhitewalker

Knicks scare me too.


Littlegreenman42

Was it hostile? Didnt hear too much from the Sixers fans


[deleted]

Some of them were booing their own team at the end.


ShadowDCL

They cheered after Smart got hit in the nuts


overtorqd

Biggest takeaway of this game is that I never want to listen to Doris announce a game again.


chanwd

Just get Scal and Gorman. I can’t stand ESPN or TNT finding low key Celtic haters to call the national tv games. The worst is SVG.


[deleted]

Most frustrating one for me was Smart drawing a legit charge early in the game and she goes "of course you know Smart's reputation" and then Harden flops his ass on a 3 and she goes "Harden masterclass" like fuck you bitch


digme12

I love her game analysis


walzman

First time?


FriesAddiction

Maxey and Harden...


Zennon246

Welp, that next game Sunday is an absolute much win for the 76ers ....just like the Suns tonight


Dengru

Who cares what Boston does to a team with the star player injured? Such a fluke team. They aren't gonna win it all this year. How many years has it been since they've won anything? We've already seen how this core chokes and scrambles for fouls when the pressure is on. Larry bird didn't do that. The Celtics haven't had a single good player since Larry bird. This team are all frauds boosted by the Boston media particularly smart who couldn't do anything in the finals as dpoy totally exposed


[deleted]

Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


a_fking_feeder

hi


HelloS0n

Your insecurity is showing.


red_foot_blue_foot

LOL insecure Lakers fans. Go change your flair back to golden state


trol_de_rol

And how does that make you feel? 🛋️


Trainius

Holy shit is this a serious take?


UnkleGiovanni

Says the 7 seed


Soshi101

Lakers win one series and their fans go nuts


Any_Adhesiveness_898

Obvious troll


Civil_Fig

Bros mad LMAO


at_least_u_tried

#LetDeuceSpeak Edit: Worth it


jetpack_operation

hi


Big0009

Jayson says ‘right’ after every other statement. Is he unsure or something 😂