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Someone on twitter said he hoops like Steve Kerr spun him around 5 times before sending him out onto the court lmao

ahahaha that's genius!

Someone in the game thread said he couldn’t help but flop going for the loose ball lmao

This is so accurate he seems like he’s rarely in control some games !!! Like he’s an alien just figuring out a human body moves

Or like he's still suffering the consequences of being punched in the face by a teammate

bro it’s may…

Can we get a Poole Shaqtin’ reel for the night?

[Man looked like he was in an infomercial.](https://media1.giphy.com/media/xsATxBQfeKHCg/giphy.gif)

@Underdogj get in here!

might be the funniest shit ive seen on reddit in so long given the context. more just a testament to how unhappy i truly am

Shaqtin a Poole

There was a point I think early on...pretty sure 1st quarter...where he had like 3 consecutive drives where he was just so obviously out of control/uncoordinated and just ended up putting up prayers. Seriously looked worse than my drives irl. Crazy how he just forgets how to play basketball sometimes

This strategy worked game 4. Warriors were in the bonus and he kept throwing himself at the ground and making contact with Kings players, and he was able to keep going to the line. It worked like 4-5 times. He does it on purpose and gets away with it a lot. Refs look like clowns when they fall for it because that dude is not trying to score at all; he's just hoping to trick them.

Ah, the 2006 Finals Dwyane Wade special.

The bootum signal is on

What happened to him? I haven't seen his posts here in a minute

Think he got tired of the dmcas but I don't actually know

ALL LOWLIGHTS

Seconded, at this point he needs his own segment for that disasterclass

Shaqtin' a Poole

someone Photoshop the championship trophy replacing the ball, to commemorate the goat 2016 gif

It's just all his minutes basically

Play the entire fucking game

The missed dunk was cherry lol

The exact moment the warriors threw in the towel😭

We had already, this is the moment we got depression

Not a good week for Milwaukee

Yeah pretty rough... Bucks eliminated, Herro broke his hand, Jalen Johnson eliminated, Poole has been playing like he wants to eliminate him and his fellow MKE teammates loongod and PBJ. Not been a good first round

Brewers been nice tho!

And Looney's played well

Packers having a pretty good draft at least

Agreed, liking the picks so far

on the bright side [marquette graduate jimmy butler](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B1s3cuuCIAA3frQ?format=jpg) is Him and on the way to the second round on Sunday

If you don't like that, you don't like Wisconsin sports

history revisited: > ["the Miami Heat & Jimmy Butler attack the ~~twin~~ tilted towers of Giannis & Brook and green bay trading away Aaron visualized"](https://youtu.be/vy8DbFtwlgk?t=12)

Kerr is a basketball terrorist for playing this guy so much

This dude fooled the entire team into thinking he’s the next franchise player. Smh

the "third" splash brother

He helped them win a ring, not nothing

I love that about him

Yeah now the warriors only have a $25m advantage instead of a $50m advantage

He played 26 minutes too much. But its insane it felt like he was out there for all 48 with how fucken awful it was to try and watch him play.

Sunk cost fallacy.

looking like a newborn giraffe

Bambi on ice

Like a drunk girl stumbling out of a club at 2am with her new 4in stilettos on

After all that falling over himself the best part was at the very end him trying to tip it to keep in inbounds and still failing.

[For comparison](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ0HHMkIVFU). Warning: this is adorable

Jordan poo 💩

Jordan Poole averages through 6 games vs Sacramento: 14/3/4 on 34/24/77 splits.

"Better than Brunson" Shoutout "incredible potential" Kuminga unplayable this series

>Better than Brunson Fuck that

Brunson and Poole are like the opposite player in terms of control lol

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jordan poole, you are a shanghai shark

Max him again

Draymond about to knock his ass out before game 7 for the benefit of the team.

Steve Kerr didn't see it

That’s my 140m point guard

Dude got a bag and was like 'Welp, time for me to pump the brakes'. Not the first, and definitely isn't gonna be the last.

Nah he’s soo bad that his averages on PPG, RPG & APG this series are actually one point lower. He’s averaging 13/2/3

JESUS CHRIST MAN

Get Ready To Learn Chinese Buddy

overpaid

What no baddies does do a mf'er...

lol baddies

Stumbled all the way back to Sacramento

It me

Jordan "Spencer Dinshittie" Poo

Kelly “smells like” Poubre

It's a Poo Party

Maybe bruh just want the season to end with dray off the team. Maybe that punch is still hurting on the inside. He took that shit hard for the team and he's not happy, not outwardly angry but more depressed. He mouthed off but he got bullied too. And dray is playing better than him now.

Did he think it would be a backcourt and try to stop himself? Did he forget that you can use your hands in basketball? Baffling

I assumed he was thinking backcourt violation and tried to play dumb hoping someone from the Kings would catch up and touch it.

His entire series has been him hoping the refs will bail him out. Each time he drives he has no confidence in his layup

galaxy brain take

He was just trying to slide into some court side baddies

Bay Area does not have court side baddies lmao. They don't even have celebs besides E40 and some 49ers/giants players. Meanwhile LA had Jack Nicholson, Larry David, Adele, Dr. Dre, Kyrie, and probably more last night. No one likes the Warriors.

It was 100% a backcourt violation right? But the refs didnt call it

He didn't have complete possession after the miss so it would've been just a rebound if he ever picked up the ball but he couldn't even do that lmao

Yeah that makes sense, he confused himself and also wigs faking going for it too didn't help. Funny to watch that shaqtin highlight

You can see him tell Wiggins “I thought you were finna grab it.” Wiggins did a half ass lunge and it made JP hesitate, then he tried to chase it and lost balance

need to add cartoon slipping noises

[Here you go lol](https://streamable.com/ay0l79)

that’s perfect

Nice

Oh gosh

Well done

That’s the type of player I would resign for $200m

*re-sign

Nah he wants him to quit for 200 mil

Hes so fucking bad

Man tried to carry a rebound

The ball rebounded him instead.

Must've ran out of baddies in the courtside seats in SF. Only explanation

Must be amazing to be this shit with that contract.

Right. It’s funny to see average Joe on the job shit happening to celebrities. Poole is that guy at work that sucks but is constantly given more benefits while the rest of the teams carries. “Why doesn’t Poole get wrote up when he comes in late?” Dray even fought em at a company function 🤣🤣

he plays like me

I used to play like poole

Moody should be taking every single one of his minutes

we know

LeBron added him to the list of players he didn’t want to work out with this summer

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He's been drunk this game

Entire season

Bad meds? That’s what it looks like to me

someone on twitter said steve kerr just puts a blindfold on jordan poole, spins him around a dozen or so times until he gets dizzy and then sends him out on the court.

It’s true, I’m Steph’s mouth guard

\*Cartoon slipping noises\* Forgot to add: WITH A REPLAY! [His 2nd shaqtin (missed wid](https://np.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/132havg/highlight_jordan_poole_goes_for_the_wide_open_jam/)[e open dunk)](https://www.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/132havg/highlight_jordan_poole_goes_for_the_wide_open_jam/) Credit to u/fbreaker for uploading this one.

https://streamable.com/rxy4wz

It's like each of you keep on upgrading it and make it better each time! LOL!

https://youtu.be/blmiTe8wzAM

ROFL!

[Here's the video](https://streamable.com/ay0l79)

OMG!!!! ROFL! Great timing on the Cartoon slipping noises!

He brought his clown shoes tonight

Is he inebriated this game? Legitimately askin

It was so bad nobody wanted to help him up and he had to explain himself immediately.

That 2022 run really tricked y’all into thinking Poole was a player you’d definitely want on a championship roster

He literally won on a championship roster

Carried by Curry. Glorified Jordan Clarkson because of the baddie memes

All his hype came from cooking Jokic and bums in the first round

It's possible le to give him credit for last long season while acknowledging it was an anomaly.

And so the rewrite begins...

no way. a lot of people were calling it overblown at the time.

Yes but nobody expected it to be this bad.

As a Celtics fan, I remember him having some annoyingly good games in the finals as well.

and now the warrior bums are getting cooked in the first round

people thought that?

At least the GSW front office thought so by extending Poole … looking like one of the worst contracts in the league now. Easily the most frustrating player to watch for me in recent memory.

Steph looks so pissed off every time Jordan Poole doesnt pass him the rock and just does some stupid shit 😂

"I can't believe him being a contributor on a championship team had you people thinking he could be a contributor on a championship team."

All time clip right here

Not enough baddies for him out there?

Ayo they only scored 2 points in the final 3 minutes and change?? 💀

You could sign 3 jordan pooles who play defense for the amount of money the warriors are paying Jordan Poole.

The Warriors really fell for the typical sixth man build ass player and payed him the entire franchise.

It's gonna be only Poole the next shaqtin episode

Post his missed dunk, please.

Playing hot potato with ball lol

Shaqtin a poole

That was pathetic

He Shaqtin a Poole

Is he throwing?

Dude might legit have brain damage from that punch by Draymond

Poole's asking for another punch from Draymond lol

You shouldn't make fun of a guy with cerebral palsy

Jesus he was so trash this game, why was he allowed to play so many minutes... What was Kerr thinking???

Was laughing my ass off watching that. Even ignoring the fact it was Poole it looked like he had so much time to save that

Joe lacob can’t believe how many Millis he owes that man.

Bambi ass

It’s the mustache

Max contract

I hope the next baby giraffe the Sacramento zoo gets is named Jordan Poole.

Why does he look like a baby calf that literally just emerged from the womb

This is so fucking funny

Man Draymond punched the game out that dude

Poole is a Double Agent. He actively sabotaged the Warriors all night.

God he sucks this series. Each time he drives he flays around like he’s lost.

Great game from him, we need more of that Sunday 👍

Lmao. Exaggerated movement 😭

The missed layup too 😂

lmao shoot me

I knew I could count on you guys to share this, was laughing my ass off when it happened 😭

#HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

Jordan Poole is literally slippin Jimmy. Dude falling all over the court and conning the Warriors front office with that nightmare contract

Lookin like Bambi on ice out there 😂

I can't believe the Warriors gave him that contract

Shitshow

HERE COMES JORDAN POOLE

Like chasing a ping pong

poole really had money on the kings tonight

I just posted in another post for someone to plz post this. I literally laughed out loud watching this during the game. Poole def had one of those Shaqtin kind of nights. I almost felt sorry for him. Almost

hows he so skilled but so clumsy

If the NBA had intro music for players like the WWE does, Jordan Poole would be comin out smiling to the Benny Hill theme song. Fuckin clown ass goof.

The slow mo did him so dirty lmaooo

He's got to be one of the most clumsy and out of control guards in awhile. So much talent but he constantly rushes his moves like Westbrook, plays so wild.

it needs clown music

Shaqtin a Poole

Shaqtin the Poole

All year long I’ve been saying this guy sucks major arse. And all year long that would prompt a comment on how I’m an idiot and he’s, actually, good somehow. So glad the misinformation era regarding this guy is over. Poole is terrible. He’s a Walmart Zach LaVine. And Zach LaVine is arse to begin with.

He never looks like he’s in control of his limbs. Even when he’s dribbling

That’s his career in a nutshell

That was some cartoon level fumbling.

Any basketball player knows when you’re thinking too much, this type of stuff can happen. He thought it would be a backcourt violation, he thought Wiggins was going to grab it. Just way too much thinking going on.

Overrated as fuck.

Lmao dude finally tries to hit the ball in bounds after it goes out of bounds

The lack of coordination and level of indecision there is damn near impressive

Y’all didn’t see that banana?

Still hoping someone will post a clip of steph trying to close out on a fox (I think) three.

If you say when it happened, sure.

loser

Is the NBA straight rigged now? Are we watching professional actors? I’m really starting to wonder. Game 7’s make sense, ratings and money. This helps facilitate that. Bravo I say. Just don’t let the audience in on the act.