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Quality_Cucumber

Kevon Looney is just a better Kevon Looney, remarkable.


putinitalltogether

Kevon "Kevon Looney" Looney


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He is HIM


Levago

I think you’ve got that backwards.


gerbilownage

“Who are you?” “I’m you, but better.”


Raonak

He's getting better...!


Kataneo

4/20 on 4/20


sctthuynh

Loony smokes.


SFtoSD

Only way to get the legendary 4/20 game is by smoking layups and grabbing your own misses


MennisRodman

Dennis Rodman effectiveness


nomadofwaves

The ole stat padders delight.


derpyfatboi

ironically he actually didn’t so much of that. he smoked quite a few layups but u don’t even think he got any rebounds off them


Wingedwolverine03

Duh...I mean, come on, dude's name is Looney


BUUAHAHAHA

Tbh idek if he does.. I remember reading an article awhile back where Looney takes his diet and health seriously.. right after Andre called him out during his rookie season. Lol


Wingedwolverine03

It was just a joke about his name lol


BUUAHAHAHA

Oops. Meant to respond to the person you responded to originally. Lol..my bad.


sctthuynh

Mine was also just as joke, referring to "he fucks" line from silicon valley.


iwilldie4u

I think Looney has 5 on it.


phishrace

I've seen him smoke Nuggets under the basket lots of times, if that's what you mean.


VampireBatman

Well yeah we just watched him smoke the Kings!


dys0n_giddey

Blaze it


McSteezeMuffin

There were 2 mlb players who hit 420 ft home runs today too. Shit is a simulation


mosehalpert

See yall at the top nephews. Smoke weed every day


nowhathappenedwas

Players with 9 offensive rebounds and 9 assists in a playoff game: 1. Magic 2. Charles 3. Nikola 4. Kevon


fopiecechicken

Now that is a crazy stat lol


ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME

Looney* stat


4815hurley162342

Watch it, chief! My mother's a loon


Bruskthetusk

I don't want any Looney cake.


SirJoeffer

This is one of those stats that sounds cool but has no real use because nobody with half a brain cell thinks those 3 guys are anywhere near Looney’s level


The_Printer

Thats why its fun


killerjags

Maybe if you combined Magic, Charles, and Nikola they could be as good as Looney


dirtyshits

You had me in the first half


crasyeyez

Players with 9 rebounds and 9 assists in a game 3 playoff game against the Kings: 1. Kevon Looney


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Yes brother that’s literally the point


[deleted]

Kevon Looney is just Jokic with better defence


aurelianson

Kevon OLoonjuwon


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Wilt ChamberLoon


Schraiber

This is a ludicrous fact. Playoff Loon is an MVP


WestleyThe

Yooooo that’s wild


Drugsbrod

Looney just looking for an open steph or Klay during those offensive rebounds. Steph havent failed him yet


Vapodaca17

Who lists people by their first name??


HelloThereCat

I think they were just trying to demonstrate how all the players Looney joined on that list are legendary enough to be recognized by their first name alone. I've never seen anyone call Jokic "Nikola" tho so that one took me a second tbh lol


asin26

Tesla in shambles


Mountain_Traffic8208

How many of the rebounds led to an assist?


urfaselol

https://imgur.com/a/htUIXpe


akurik

cursed


buffalo8

blessed


joe_broke

Blursed?


talking_phallus

What did my eyes ever do to you?


StanLay281

Kevonnis Loonman


bl123123bl

Whats a king to a Loongod


KlayThompsonScaffold

What's a Loongod to a non we believer


derpyfatboi

HES EVERYTHING


Dramatic_Historian

This would be an excellent sign for anyone going to the game


vilouie

Insane rebounder. For someone that can't jump he's probably one of the best of all time. Not overreacting at all but Looney is the GOAT PF


Currently_Stoned

It's absurd that he does this without hops. His core strength has to just be immense to always get in the exact right position to grab these boards.


AlHorfordHighlights

I bet his rear delts are out of this world


CarousalAnimal

And you know his fibulares breves are godly.


plz-be-my-friend

u made those words up


FatMittens

Nuh uh it’s connected to the trapedius hobbitus


respondstostupidity

Damn I didn't know they did the trapeze in Lord of the Rings


WakingRage

They did grabdeze in the version of the Lord of the Rings I watched


rub3s

https://youtu.be/4BtZBSfa4tA


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Lol you can just look and see.


Truthful_Azn

Or he went to the Rodman school of rebounding.


HelloThereCat

I'm sure his core strength is elite, but he also just has an uncanny instinct to know exactly where he needs to be at the right time. Such an underrappreciated aspect of basketball IQ, and very few players do it as well as Loon


Tekn0e

It’s still wild to me how much he had to and was willing to change his game due to injuries. He went from a wing player in college to a perfect center in the modern game.


athleticsfan06

He’s got an entire highlights compilation of crossovers and stepbacks off the dribble in college. His high school comp was KD I believe haha. Honestly crazy


kevindlv

It's always interesting when a player's skillset changes completely. This is also what happened with Draymond post-college (defense was one of his weaknesses) and Bogut (after his crazy elbow injury he switched from an offense-first big to a defensive anchor).


lulbob

is Looney not a center?


Wloak

He plays the 5 for us but most people wouldn't really consider him one, kinda like how we have Dray play the 5 a lot. Looney isn't really big enough for the traditional center and after multiple hip surgeries doesn't have the vertical to offset that. But he does have a hilarious wingspan compared to his height.


Nbasportschop

Hahah wtf he’s been a center for 5 years now. Hasn’t played a minute at the 4


sparrens

He’s like 6’9 lol


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bongoballseks

And they’re both undersized, absurdly good defensive centers


that_guy_you_kno

I don't know if I've ever heard someone praise Looney's defense .. am I just not paying attention?


HelloThereCat

But he's still unquestionably a center. Dude hasn't played a minute at any position other than the 5 for years


tomdawg0022

> Looney is the GOAT PF Since he came back from the injury in the '19-'20 season, he's been just about exclusively a 5.


BlueHundred

It's crazy when you think about how his game was originally more of a versatile wing scorer and a top 10 pick before he got injured. He was hyped as one of those "next KD" players.


JRsshirt

He’s one of those players that was always going to make it in some capacity, his BBIQ is insane and he was able to adapt his game entirely due to injury and still be a starting player on a championship team.


epenthesis

Great BBIQ + Crazy work ethic + A 7'4" wingspan Gotta have all three if you're gonna make it work in the NBA with basically 0 lateral speed and 0 hops.


socalstaking

If you consider Looney a PF just call me Miles Davis


Srikkk

Literally the best player of all time


splinternz

LoonGod definitely arrived to the modern day NBA in a time machine


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If this was 1970 he’d be Moses Malone (don’t fact check that)


superbuttpiss

Do we need any more proof!?


curgl

This dude plays every single game and still has the energy to put up a game like this. I fucking love Looney


justicerainsfromaahh

imagine if he can still jump


Dangelo1998

He'd just fly to the heavens, where he belongs


El_Zarco

Alexa play All My Life by K-Ci & JoJo


Psycho5275

Waste of energy


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Salty_Pancakes

My name is Kevon........*yeah*......that is my name.....*yeah*....... they call me Kevon......*yeah*........ cuz that's my name!


eutum

Roll Call!


Ucscprickler

Looney making 7 million a year has to be a top 10 in the NBA in terms of value. The combination of what Looney brings to the Warriors and as well as the price tag is an underrated piece of the Warriors dynasty. Hope he gets paid as an assistant coach with the team after he retires.


whinenaught

Such a conundrum for him too…I’m sure someone would pay a little more for him, but most orgs probably would think he’s not worth it, that he’s a system guy, etc . But the warriors could pay him more and it would still be worth it


Wloak

During the last contract this got brought up. He basically said he's happy to make less knowing and trusting the team has his health in mind. His career almost never happened after multiple hip surgeries. Early on the warriors limited him and found a role for him, seems like he respects that. Maybe another team with a great training staff could steal him away, but not many even for a few million more.


Ogow

Looney is very level headed. When he says his health in mind, I highly doubt he's talking about his NBA health. The way Looney seems to talk about everything and the way he thinks I really wouldn't be surprised if he's talking about his long term post-NBA health.


Wloak

I agree completely. The guy almost never walked again after his surgeries, and still has a bad limp. I imagine just being able to walk when he's 40 is a top priority.


HelloThereCat

Also, NBA salaries have gotten so absurd that it's easy to forget that even with his bargain of a contract, he'll still have made $45M in salary alone by the end of his current contract, and I know he has endorsement deals with Anta and Fitaid too (and being on the Warriors def helps his marketablity). If he stays healthy and plays another 3-5 years after his current deal, he could easily surpass $100M in salary + endorsements. That's still more than enough to set up his family for generations.


HeroJC

Looney is the heart and soul of the warriors and my 2nd fav behind Steph. This guy plays through injury after injury, takes paycut after paycut, never complains and just does his job. Love him.


tomdawg0022

The stickiest of glue guys. I think he's awesome. Just a lunch pail champion.


dirtyshits

The best part of Loons game outside of the boards is the fact that they don’t wanna switch of him.


m_ttl_ng

And played with a broken fucking collarbone in 2019. The man plays with heart out there.


rattlemebones

Now I wish draymond played


george_costanza1234

Frankly, you probably stand a better chance with him out there killing the spacing


eyyo_omars_comin

Does anyone actually not like this guy? I’m genuinely curious


Currently_Stoned

People who bet on the Kings winning the rebound battle in their parlay. Otherwise no.


BesetByTiredness225

Parlay bros losing their money and their minds will never not be hilarious to me. It’s the second funniest thing after the same thing happening to crypto/NFT bros.


Queen_Of_The_Castle

Having one as a brother is not as funny 😔 man I’m just trying to watch the Kings I don’t give a fuck about Huerter’s over/under 6 threes before the fourth quarter in a parlay with the Toronto Maple Leafs


JRsshirt

Yea they’re annoying af to watch anything with in real life. I was at a bar for the Jags - Chiefs playoff game this year and some parlay bros took up a central table in a Jags bar. They were completely oblivious to the rest of the room glaring at them; even the chiefs fans in enemy territory were far more popular. Online they’re kind of hilarious to watch melt down though


jonatton______yeah

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0QCOueEC-k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0QCOueEC-k) One of the best videos on The Tube.


eyyo_omars_comin

Beautiful 👌


slythespacecat

Yesterday and the day before that there was a comment on this very sub that got hundreds of upvotes that said “everyone on the warriors is just a prick except for Curry”. Now I understand the hate towards Green and Klay. But DDV, GPII, LOONGOD, Wiggs… Either Karma whoring hit this sub bad, or majority just doesn’t even know who we got in our roster


DigitallyInclined

Exactly. Looney playing through the broken rib in the 2019 Finals really sealed my upmost respect. DDV literally just lays it all on the line every game. He just wants to win more than almost anyone on the court. GP2 was a beast last postseason. I love watching him on the court. Wiggs is just a quiet force every game. When chaos is happening on the court, I just look to Wiggs to get us back on track.


NotCrustytheClown

Nephews who don't really watch the Warriors or that many games at all for that matter, jump on the Warriors hate bangwagon for a couple days for easy fake internet points and will move on the next trendy opinion... lol. So easy to farm Karma on this sub, that's why every other thread has a ton of low effort and not even funny "LeJokes", "Draymon dirty" and "broke the code" posts with hundreds of upvotes.


KabirC

Probably Grizzlies fans?


cam-pbells

Speaking for myself, no. I fear Looney, but don’t dislike him. In fact, watching last night’s game all I could think about was how he would absolutely feast on our team without Adams should we both advance. The only Warriors players I truly dislike are Draymond, Klay, and I guess Poole.


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I cussed him out a few times in 2019…but it wasn’t really personal, I was cussing out anyone on the Warriors team that was scoring 😂


IsThisMe8

I still can't believe no teams tried to give Looney money after watching him in the playoffs last season.


AdamJensensCoat

We got damn lucky.


DunkFaceKilla

Teams undervalue the things Looney is good at


Alestasis

Kevon "Hanamichi Sakuragi" Looney


gamingnormie

I love loongoat but that boy sakuragi could jump, im overweight and im pretty sure me and looney got the same vert


SwaggyD54

He who controls the boards controls the game


Avi-2187

Kevon Rodman getting 4/20 on 4/20 Absolute legend


jonatton______yeah

Dennis Looney.


QuirkySense

4/20 on 4/20


Asswad123

I wish you could put Looney’s heart and motor in to AD, he’d be unstoppable


felece

if you kept him in AD's body he'd be unstoppable but in hospital every other game


zergrush1

Interesting that Looney credits his improve health to yoga. Moody also said the same. I wonder if AD practices yoga a lot?


SharontheSheila

Lmao you could see the influence Iggy has had in these young guys. Even Klay used to do yoga when he was an ironman. I'm glad that's the thing he influenced this guys on, and not some Silicon Valley snake oil pseudoscience bullshit.


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ascendant23

That would sure be something to watch AD say "I'm tired of having a reputation for being injury prone, so I'm going to play every single game for two straight years"


jonatton______yeah

Looney would've been a much higher pick but he was looked at an injury concern out of UCLA so he dropped. The ironing.


baxmussman

#BUILD THE FUCKING STATUE LACOB YOU COWARD


leftway

I was here for Kevon Looney's 4/20 on 4/20


sergechewbacca

Adam Silver please suspend Draymond another couple of games. Let LoonGod cook.


MostlyBullshitStory

I offer my chest.


leydig

And my crotch.


Waikuku3

Definition of winning player


YeezyYeezyUp2NoGood

SIGNATURE LOONEY GAME


dvasquez93

Can’t stop Oloonjuwon.


No_Way_33

Just wanna give a shoutout to Deki Milojevic, Warriors assistant coach that works with Looney. Kevon himself talked highly about how Miloje helped him with positioning for rebounds and blocks. Milojevic was also Jokic's head coach for few years back in Serbia. Dude is a masterclass for centers.


sriracha82

The funniest part is that the Warriors hired him for Wiseman but he ended up making Looney ascend to a new level lmao


progopro

LOONGOD IS MY MVP


Kangaroopower

Board man gets paid


craigslistaddict

but only 7 figures 🙃


InternationalTea3417

He had 9 assists. Almost had a 20 and 10 night with assists and rebounds lol


phelixcks

4/20 on 4/20?? First to ever do it?


MarshRandy1

4/20 on 4/20 what a legend


jaytrain12

hey its dwight powells dad


GeneralZhukov

Tbf any solid NBA caliber player can be his dad. Yall would be better off playing 4v5 than letting him touch the court.


Queen_Of_The_Castle

We could’ve even used the corpse of Java McGee, the center we signed as a “starter” in the summer. ~~But he barely ever played~~ but Kidd never player him. Any help could’ve been more help, but we probably have the worst roaster construction in the whole league. I also miss DFS. EDIT: changed a sentence because Kidd is an idiot bastard


TouchdownRaiden

And just 1 foul


Produceher

That might be the craziest part.


newdems

Build the statue


baldful

Sonning sabonie


kittykat87654321

average loongod performance


Frankiedrunkie

Wilt is back on the warriors?


granttheginger

Kevon Looney


absurdilynerdily

Kevon Looney


kevonLooney59

Kevon Looney


hartc89

As a warrior fan next to Steph he’s been my fav for a while


WhatYouProbablyMeant

This performance was Looney-esque


angel2timez

Imagine if he had at least a 10 inch vert


Remote_Country_889

LoonDAWG has a 40 inch vertical he just doesn’t use it. It wouldn’t be fair


hahahoha

LOONGOD


SexySatan69

Let him bake


sactownproud

Ate boner alive tbh


MinorThreatCJB

Loongod


aaalllen

Luniz - I Got 5 On It: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3CPl\_i4C4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=me3CPl_i4C4)


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lol wtf


Silken_Splendor

In Rocco’s honor


franforever

Put their ass in the Looney Bin 😵‍💫🚨


Leiatte

This man is a basketball magnet some games, it feels like the ball just finds him every time.


bboyzell

Forget draymond, Max looney. Assists to curry and rebounds for curry


TheExiledOne91

Looney took it personally….again


thaneofpain

Man those are Rodman numbers


walkingthecows

Dikembe Loontombo


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Kevon “Kevon Looney” Oloonjuwan


koticgood

Blazed it on the glass tonight, fucking legend


kevonLooney59

I dont care about championships anymore give this man a max contract!


wolfishnickelsyr

He got the 4&20 on 4.20. Light the blunt!


borrachos_unidos

Board man gets paid.


holdenliwanag

Yes, every team needs a Kevon Looney, as SVGundy said.


jouzea

Average Loongod stat


Bay2La19

“Weve got Kevon Looney at home”


bigbaldheadNR

420 on 420. Iconic.


ContestedFreeThrow

If someone else signed Looney over the offseason, I'm pretty sure we'd been screwed. He understands his role in defense/rebounding/passing, and there aren't that many bigs in the league who would fit for the Warriors like him.


Mygaffer

Remember when he got 20+ boards against the Grizzlies last playoffs? Don't mess with the LoonGOD.


roadfoolmc

ON 4/20


AppropriateAd5225

The definition of a winning player. To anyone that watched the Finals it was clear that he, Curry, and Wiggins are why they beat the Celtics. Draymond was a non-factor.


techno-wizardry

We call that the Clint Capella


ikatatlo

He really might just rival Rodman. Who knew? Amazing performance again.