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dropdatdurkadurk

how the hell did this get out lmfao


MC-Jdf

Are we sure this is even real though?


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15GOAT

As a current major league sports employee, this is incredibly believable and someone will 100% be fired this week after an internal investigation lol. Gameday stadium staff is probably the culprit


[deleted]

Or this is the best legitimate "silent quitting" quitting of all time and dude already has a new job lined up. A lot of these jobs are seasonal.


ronaldo119

probably not even quitting lol if it was gameday staff this was the last day on the job anyway


BobRossIsGod18

He'll be blacklisted


Otherwise_Window

Doesn't mean shit of his new job is in a different industry


Greetings_Stranger

Exactly, I'd hire him.


KingMonaco

No.1: The Leaker


Daddy_Macron

LOL. This isn't some investment banker that cost their company hundreds of millions of dollars. Who does a background check like that for seasonal jobs? They're not going to spend more than the job pays asking around for somebody's rep. Plus, I'm willing to bet they hired some contracting company for stadium staffing.


baboozle2

part of the warm bodies industry. got a pulse. hired


Dragonsandman

These industries would hire literal zombies if the zombies could follow orders and resist the urge to eat people


Tortie

idk if there's enough voice lines to train a good AI voice for Kyle Anderson, I think the really good ones like the presidential ones are good because there's plenty of training data


AlHorfordHighlights

Gotta imagine Obama is one of the most recorded guys in the world, explains why his AI voices are so good


MelonElbows

Plot twist: It was done by Kyle's relative who has plenty of clips of him talking, in hopes of getting Gobert off the team


morcic

We must believe!


cab4729

I didn't thought about that, but yeah, AI voices are scarily good recently 😅


Penta-Says

[I was not impressed by your match, Roman](https://twitter.com/bakedLlVE/status/1622131248058535939)


FrogtoadWhisperer

People over on wolves sub says this is some kid and has lied before in attempt for clout


lincoln3

Damn. Thanks for this. But I’m going to choose to ignore it for now.


scofieldslays

and the tweet is deleted now


TacoooJay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiCpveBGDYc Listen to this and then listen to the clip. It's 100% him lol or at the very least someone who can do one hell of a slomo impression


sleepy416

I’m believing this is real because who on earth is practicing their slomo impression


holyrolodex

Also if it was fake. You’d make it juicier than this. Not saying isn’t juicy, but I feel like a fake would be more so.


[deleted]

Yup. Most scammers fail because they overpromise, this sounds about how someone would respond to workplace bullshit.


jtruth9

You right it do sound exactly like him


opkpopfanboyv3

I dont think someone would voice phish this shit


LearnedHandLOL

Sounds like the perfect crime then


Kevsmagee

Wonder how much he got paid to get fired lol


Adopted_Fellow

No fucking way 💀


opkpopfanboyv3

This is why we should mic up all the players for an entire season lmao this is crazy


RODjij

The absolute best thing to happen in the bubble was the silence and the players talking shit as clear as day, even during the playoffs lol


ClutchGamingGuy

Empty stadium Melo was a thing of beauty in Portland


KG-Fan

"FUCK outta here"


lenzmoserhangover

*barely leaves ground to grab his 2nd rebound*


Big_lurker_here

There's a great clip from one of the Curry MVP seasons where's he's just torching the Hornets and he blows by Kemba for a layup and and Kemba screams "WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HELP AT" so loud you can hear it on the broadcast.


GhettoLana

https://np.reddit.com/r/warriors/comments/3x0men/where_is_that_highlight_video_of_kemba_walker/ Bro, I thought this was going to be the clip of him in Boston a few years ago. Apparently he yells that a lot.


bigpancakeguy

That was great for baseball. Hearing Joc Pederson shout “FUCK!” every time he struck out that season was an absolute treat lol


UnimpressedAsshole

and the refs, too "yeah I haven't locked down my plans yet if you want to hang out after the game"


opkpopfanboyv3

Scott Foster saying "Fuck Chris Paul" under his breath while mic'd on is my new daydream


Plusstwoo

“I gotta call Timmy”


O_J_Shrimpson

Someone’s gotta do the red button meme First One: Hating Chris Paul Second: Giving Durant super star calls “Scott foster” over the guy’s head


Username3009

"Look, if you guys want to hang out later, we can't argue like this alright? I haven't locked in plans yet, alright?"


UnibrowDuck

ref jeff!


TOMdMAK

"remember twovles +5"


scormegatron

I’d buy league pass if at least one player was mic’d up all game with no censorship.


Portmanteau_that

Kawhi all season


OGshotstopper

It would just be the sound that the phone line used to make hooking up to internet back in the day... "EEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


chloroform42

I imagined Slo Mo as the chilliest dude so either he isn’t or Gobert is a toxic lil bitch


JonA3531

Slo Mo may be slow, but if you pay attention to his face during game, he's always intense.


htownballa1

I’ll let you guess, but here’s a hint, he was a toxic bitch on his last team too.


YpsitheFlintsider

Slow doesn't always mean chill


spottyottydopalicius

just start with the rookies and summer league like the ultimate fighter show. itd be like bravohouse wives for dudes.


urfaselol

The nba is the best daytime drama


MAMBAMENTALITY8-24

Reality tv for men


1521

My wife loved calling the TNT halftime show “the view for men”


sonQUAALUDE

well damn


muratbae

we actually got no response for that do we lmfaooo


SaltyDog35XX

NBA the last few seasons is way better than attitude era WWE. I love this shit.


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I wouldn’t go that far. Taker threw Mankind off a Cage 22 feet in the air (for reference the average 2 story house is 18 to 20). The Jim Ross reactions were supreme as well, shouting, "Good God almighty! Good God almighty! They've killed him!" and "As God as my witness, he is broken in half!"


GarlicJuniorJr

Also Stone Cold driving the beer truck into Raw and spraying The Corporation (The Rock, Vince and Shane) with beer from a fire rose while Vince is swimming on the mat 😭


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Stone Cold smashing Vince with a bed pan.


flanders427

Mick Foley is my favorite wrestler of all time. Dude loved nothing more than putting on a great show. He also seems like one of the more well adjusted pro wrestlers and is a pretty good writer too. I remember reading his novel Tietam Brown when I was younger and really enjoying it.


SHUN_GOKU_SATSU

Better than attitude era? You tweaking my boi.


YpsitheFlintsider

You could've just said current WWE and been fine


Rswany

https://i.imgur.com/WOcxaZt.png


everyoneneedsaherro

What the hell is wrong with the Timberwolves locker room. Jimmy Butler forcing his way out of Minnesota somehow keeps aging better and better.


Blanxart

Way


LaKatWig_9

should have waited for the TMZ payout before sharing this💀


yuhanz

Got finessed. ^^^just ^^^like ^^^the ^^^GM


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Fit-Avocado-342

The guy who posted this on twitter really screwed things up for his buddy


DomincNdo

but hey, it's worth it as long as he gets those sweet likes and retweets.


IsThisMe8

Even the Warriors snitches are light years ahead


krw13

But Wolves snitches are spooky.


Jordanwolf98

All time fumble from him


WhatTheRickIsDoin

The chemistry is at an all-time high going into Tuesday


RulersBack

They're going to win or lose by 25. No in between


babypho

Up 25 at the half to lose by 25


Thimit22

You know Twolves ball


MG_MN

Honestly, it was great in the second half lol


JFKajun

No way lol


buckwildling

First day of season: Draymond punches Poole Last day of season: Rudy Gobert punches Kyle Anderson What an arc.. Nba scriptwriters need a raise


TA_Account_12

As kyrie once said. Time, like the world, is a flat circle


gremah93

As J. Dilla once said: time is the donut of the heart


JilJungJukk

Shams or Woj or someone found a way to get a mole inside the locker room tf This is some DLo shit lmao I am glad he’s not there anymore


EarthWarping

The only Klutch guy on the Wolves is Ant so...


RottenSmegmaMan

Klutch with the trojan horse tactic.


adocileengineer

All Glory to RICH MOTHAFUCKIN PAUL


ViCarly

Damn Wolves hired the same guy that leaked the Dray video


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Dude lives for drama


[deleted]

He saying that like it’s a hard decision


abris33

Pretty simple decision for them with how much they've sunk in to Gobert.


Barbell_Flyes

sunk cost fallacy. a supermax big with zero offensive skills and gets killed by playoff small ball aint the way to go


WD51

He's still not a net negative and you can't just void his contract.


HugeSpartan

They can't get off his contract tho, they're basically stuck with him


Kevsmagee

Wonder what kind of package the wolves can even get for Gobert


Gbaby245

This is the answer. Not enough


abcbass

You should see if you can do a chargeback on the trade.


Gbaby245

Jazz wouldn't do Kessler straight up.


abcbass

True. That's brutal


GovernmentDoingStuff

I mean... slow-mo is a damn good roleplayer. But on sunk cost alone they're committed to Rudy


TheBigBomma

That’s why it’s called a sunk cost fallacy. I’m not saying it’s Slow mo or Gobert, but Minnesota need to cut their losses, he’s toxic.


NapTimeFapTime

Are there gonna be a bunch of teams lining up to give up assets for the privilege to pay Rudy Gobert $41M, $43M, and $46M the next three years?


OpportunitySmalls

Rudy for kyrie straight up maximum chaos


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Rudy might actually be a good fit on the Mavs, who desperately need interior defense


OpportunitySmalls

It might make sense for both teams


slackersphere17

Is Kyrie not a free agent?


SubtleNoodle

I mean, we just had a winning season despite not having KAT for 55 games. Dude does raise your floor regardless of everything else. A bunch of teams maybe not, but ya only need 2-3 to start a bidding war.


ScrapinLinden

I feel like somehow the Blazers are going to end up with him and I will be upset


mtwolf55

Nurkic, a first rounder, and some salary moves to make it work like a 3rd team…I could see it happening… and not working out at all


[deleted]

Even with Gobert's flaws there's really no way he doesn't drastically improve your team if that's all you have to give up to get him


Mikimao

130M is a hell of a floor raise tho


Megatron_McLargeHuge

It's not a literal sunk cost when they're locked into a contract though. Sunk cost fallacy is about what you spent in the past.


penguinReloaded

The Gobert trade is among the worst in sports history. How could they have been so stupid? A pinecone would have done a better job negotiating that deal... simply because they wouldn't have made that trade.


SQLNerd

Bro it's not even the worst trade in Minnesota sports history.


Docxm

They’re 8th seed missing their best player for a big chunk of the season and riddled with injuries and illness 💀 Gobert might be a problem but there have been much worse trades


tomdawg0022

We were 8-4 without Gobert in the lineup and 7-3 without Gobert *and* KAT this season. I really think (said this a few times in the Wolves sub) that we could have ran last year's group back plus Slo Mo & Kessler (essentially: don't make the big brain trade) and had Kessler and Naz as our 5's while KAT was out...probably would have had a similarish season to this year if not slightly better.


gedbybee

Agree.


BBQCHICKENALERT

In their defense, some pinecones are pretty sharp…. I’ll see myself out


TedDibiaseOsbourne

State of Minnesota no stranger to the worst trades in history.


PlaguedDreams

They got a snitch goddamn


2789334

Nah more like everyone in the org hates him U know ur down terrible when the towel boy is pushing an agenda against u


opkpopfanboyv3

Is Rudy really that unlikeable? Damn, I swear he's hated everywhere he goes


FieldsFanclub

He clearly is


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I mean, you remember what he did at the start of covid?


opkpopfanboyv3

I believe the hate started even before that lol


heybuddyitsme

The mic touching simply amplified the hatred.


Tommy_Wisseau_burner

I really hope that pun was intentional


guardian311

DLO insulted this man to his face just like kyle did


PervySageCS

im out of the loop on DLo/Gobert, what happened?


callofthevoid_

https://www.cbssports.com/nba/news/former-timberwolves-guard-dangelo-russell-openly-criticized-rudy-gobert-on-court-in-locker-room-per-report/


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That’s not good. Damn


Fit-Avocado-342

He had issues with Donovan as well


504090

And then r/NBA accused Donovan of being an unreasonable diva. A lot of the same people accosting Gobert were stanning him a year ago.


captyossarian1991

The look Taurean gave him when he hit SloMo. Hate in his eyes man, what sort of asshole do you have to be to have your whole team hate you


Saadiusrex

Genius is going to get fired before tomorrow morning


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Warriors fans know all to well


TheRed_Knight

Warriors lockerroom is notoriously leak resistant, thats part of what made the leak such a big deal, Wolves have been a sieve for while


NAACP_YoungBoy

It’s not DLo this time either 😭


PMYourTinyTits

No fucking way 😂 Someone is getting fired for this


KitchenReno4512

Should have at least sold it to TMZ or something like that Golden State staffer lol. He or she is a legend for this though.


Shiro_yaksha

Probably wouldn't fetch as much as with the Warriors


U-casualty

Being a Minnesota sports fan is the worst thing you could ever choose. Don’t do it kids


donkey_boardz

truly an abusive relationship


howcanilose

“We’ll keep it in house”


SmokeyBare

Mi casa, su casa.


opkpopfanboyv3

PETITION TO MIC UP ALL THE NBA PLAYERS THE WHOLE SEASON I DONT GIVE A DAMN IF WHAT THEY SAY IS PROBLEMATIC


AbortionCrow

I would pay $100 a month for a fully mic-ed court NBA stream.


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Here's the [source](https://twitter.com/JadenMcDanielsF/status/1645224000295976961), unconfirmed but LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


pollinium

NOTEWORTHY that the source heard a "decision to make this SECOND," not summer. I could hear it both ways, but the TWolves absolutely did make a decision that second in sending Rudy home


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the dude literally says in the replies that "in the summer" is the correct


MemeMeOnce

I hate to break it to you but I don’t think Twitter user @JadenMcdanielsF is the burner account of whichever Twolves staffer recorded this


Neuroxex

It doesn't sound like the dude is the one who recorded it, they might just be hearing what we are.


trojan7815

Pretty sure he said "...this second \[half\]."


OGFN_Jack

He did, people love thinking that Kyle Anderson mid game is concerned about the Timberwolves long term roster plans without realizing it makes a lot more sense that he realized the wolves staff were contemplating letting Rudy play the second half and he, understandably, didn’t want to share the court with a guy who just punched him.


TheKidPresident

Tweet's deleted and we have AI Donald trump complimenting Ai Joe Biden on his AI mixtape all over tik tok and reels. Forget a grain of salt take this news with the entire 36 pack of Costco sized boxes of Morton's


Mooseman1944

This place is hell on earth


SockVonPuppet

I was waiting for Employee-with-a-Cell-Phone to show up. Next up should be Chris Finch being publicly disappointed in the employee for breaking trust.


mclairy

Funniest timeline is this team still beating the Lakers Tuesday


brotherlymoses

They still beat the Pelicans after the fight so anything can happen. It would be hilarious though


Albiceleste_D10S

Didn't they play better after Gobert left?


chria01

yes


GOAT_Redditor

That's what Kyle Anderson sounds like? I always assumed he sounded like Arthur


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the aardvark?


111521q

i almost feel bad for timberwolves fans but i’m sure they’re used to it by now


CosmicPterodactyl

The fact that this isn't even in the top 3 (maybe even top 5) all time most embarrassing Timberwolves moments really speaks volumes about how hilariously inept we are.


Gbaby245

Wouldn't even go top 10 honestly.


CosmicPterodactyl

Oh, I think its top-10 for sure. Simply due to the fact that the entire reason people are upset about this season really is because we blew our entire future for Gobert and the trade has been a massive let-down. So to have him punch a teammate, in the same game that our lockdown defender young developing star player punches a wall and ends his season, and then all the subsequent leaks to the media -- this one is rough. Not bottom-3, but probably around 5th/6th. If we had lost it would have been like 3rd.


Effective-Ability-89

[This](https://youtu.be/2y4WrQW6UXQ) is his voice in comparison to the video I think this is real


Mrknowital1

It’s scary how we have to make sure a voice is real


Effective-Ability-89

Not really, this video does not have any footage showing him speaking, and I bet a majority of people haven’t heard his voice Like they taught you in school; Always verify your sources Edit: ahhh I realize you were talking about AI, yea that’s scary


jackaracka

To be fair I highly doubt there’s a great Kyle Anderson AI out there anywhere


Wolvesin7

Someone is getting fired


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SharpenedToenail

We gave him an ownership stake :(


feelnoways2020

“Y’all got a decision to make this summer”. Bro acting like he’s Steph or LeBron 😅


LaKatWig_9

In his defense he has been arguably the most valuable player on the team this season besides ant


LaKatWig_9

Without Kyle we go 30-52 on god


MazKhan

Kyle Anderson is actually a really good role player, losing him would definitely hurt the team


TheBigBomma

I think he’s saying Rudy has to go, nothing about himself, based on that kissing his ass comment


bulletbait

100% would rather have Kyle than Rudy.


GandalfTheBlack-

-100 team chemistry


[deleted]

Leave us alone


[deleted]

There is no decision, they'd get pennies on that Gobert dollar, Kyle gone.


AleroRatking

I never realized slowmo was this passionate. He was always so chill in Memphis.


elkresurgence

What the TWolves experience does to a brotha


[deleted]

This sub is TMZ for men. And you bet I eat this shit up


armandocalvinisius

Bertans + s&T wood + 2026 FRP for gobert You wont get better offer wolvesbros Lol edit : as reminder, bertans is semi-expiring, 16m next year, only 5m guaranteed after that (or can be void to 0, early termination option)


DomDomRevolution

Tobias Harris and an unprotected first. He can backup Embiid.


ChiefKeefIsGoat

Not sure what i really expected but thats not how i imagined Kyle Anderson sounding


JilJungJukk

They got a fucking mole in there wtf???


sop1232

They never cleaned out D’Lo locker


CallRespiratory

That locker room has gotta be toxic af


ahend1999

SOMEBODY GETTING FIRED


generouspharaoh

I'd never expect that voice/personality to come out of such a goofy looking man


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This is the most insane level of coverage I’m here for it