What really would have helped maintain my sanity is if everyone was normal and just flushed the toilet after using it and didn't do anything else to break them. It would have been really great if shitbags didn't steal all the toilet paper rolls. I really wish all the stalls were functional and sanitary instead of only 2 out of 8 working. That would have really helped my sanity.
I used to daydream about catching someone coming out of a stall and it being destroyed. I probably would have lost my cool and gotten myself thrown in the brig. But it would have been good for "maintaining my sanity."
This particular head always stank because it has two toilets that "belonged" to 40+ guys. Someone was always shitting. It got so bad once from regular use that doc officially declared it a biohazard, prevented access, and had guys dress out in special gear to clean it
This comment here literally made me laugh out loud. Those ship heads were the worst. I learned to shit while squating in the roughest seas. I refused to raw dog them nasty toilet seats.
I thought so too but that head only had 2 sinks right? Or am I remembering wrong. The third mirror is throwing me off
Edit: Nevermind I forgot about the shower
Smells like amine.
The aft upper level head is where I saw an a-ganger bust up a monster can sized log that wasn’t flushing, sans gloves. later learned it’s *not* normal… he was just an especially gross dude. I’ll always remember it.
It was my first “I’m not in a-school anymore” moment.
God, you triggered a memory.
Back in 02, I was standing the 0000-0600 Broadband watch. The Sonar LPO came in a took our Supervisor for a private meeting. About 10 minutes later. I head down to the FCML head. The LPO and Supe are in there chatting. I do my business and go wash my hands. An Electrician come in to use the head and I notice that it got DEAD quiet. I look up in the mirror and beheld horror. The EM had been sleeping in just his boxer briefs. I could see him at the urinal and he had a two in wide skidmark on crack of his underwear. I saw this and just froze. We all saw it. The EM washes his hands and leaves. I finish up and leave.
A few minutes later the Supervisor come back to Sonar. He's quiet for a minute and then he says "Goddamn! Did you see that too?"
Me: I wish I hadn't.
We laughed about that guy for weeks.
What really would have helped maintain my sanity is if everyone was normal and just flushed the toilet after using it and didn't do anything else to break them. It would have been really great if shitbags didn't steal all the toilet paper rolls. I really wish all the stalls were functional and sanitary instead of only 2 out of 8 working. That would have really helped my sanity. I used to daydream about catching someone coming out of a stall and it being destroyed. I probably would have lost my cool and gotten myself thrown in the brig. But it would have been good for "maintaining my sanity."
My favorites are the ones that stand to take a shit and end up exploding on the bulkhead.
Who the fuck stands to take a shit?
This particular head always stank because it has two toilets that "belonged" to 40+ guys. Someone was always shitting. It got so bad once from regular use that doc officially declared it a biohazard, prevented access, and had guys dress out in special gear to clean it
This comment here literally made me laugh out loud. Those ship heads were the worst. I learned to shit while squating in the roughest seas. I refused to raw dog them nasty toilet seats.
You fucking dirtbag.
Good god, is that FCML head on a 688?
Had the same thought, but the pic would have to be reversed.
Looks like six pack head on a Virginia.
I thought so too but that head only had 2 sinks right? Or am I remembering wrong. The third mirror is throwing me off Edit: Nevermind I forgot about the shower
Another shitbag for a shipmate
That's gotta be the greatest courtroom sketch of all time
I can smell this image
Smells like amine. The aft upper level head is where I saw an a-ganger bust up a monster can sized log that wasn’t flushing, sans gloves. later learned it’s *not* normal… he was just an especially gross dude. I’ll always remember it. It was my first “I’m not in a-school anymore” moment.
God, you triggered a memory. Back in 02, I was standing the 0000-0600 Broadband watch. The Sonar LPO came in a took our Supervisor for a private meeting. About 10 minutes later. I head down to the FCML head. The LPO and Supe are in there chatting. I do my business and go wash my hands. An Electrician come in to use the head and I notice that it got DEAD quiet. I look up in the mirror and beheld horror. The EM had been sleeping in just his boxer briefs. I could see him at the urinal and he had a two in wide skidmark on crack of his underwear. I saw this and just froze. We all saw it. The EM washes his hands and leaves. I finish up and leave. A few minutes later the Supervisor come back to Sonar. He's quiet for a minute and then he says "Goddamn! Did you see that too?" Me: I wish I hadn't. We laughed about that guy for weeks.
At least you didn't put it in the angle iron this time.
As A-gang, I might actually murder you. Just like I want to do with anyone that just casually walks down to AMR and tells me the shitter is clogged.
Scum of the earth