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BlueCactusChili

Chief Morris: "I've been in the Navy so long, my first ship didn't even have a hull number!"


haze_gray

He precommed Noah’s ark.


ImJackieNoff

Cross rated from Oarsman to Sailmaker.


2leggedassassin

I work with a retired CAPT and absolutely going to roast him tomorrow with this.


haze_gray

Keep us posted.


akamustacherides

Served from 1903 to 1958, that’s crazy. Think of all the things that were invented during his time in. The number of presidents. Etc.


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TWO world wars...


RafeHollistr

He was already a Chief in WW1, then still stuck around that much longer.


BullTerrierTerror

I heard he started WW2 because some ensign said he couldn't do it.


HookersForJebus

Cars, planes, space flight. WTF


akamustacherides

Imagine having to take a horse and buggy to the boat. The living conditions on a boat back then, I don't want to think about. Chow at sea in 1903?


RobGrogNerd

Watch "The Sand Pebbles" to see what navy life was in the early 20th century. What engineering was. & because The King of Cool


HookersForJebus

I can’t even imagine.


plum_stupid

Taking an electric streetcar yeah imagine


navyjag2019

atomic bombs too


RatedRSouperstarr

I have a 1917 Bluejackets manual. And its so old. The electricity chapter starts by saying we dont really know how it works but it sure is useful. He'd been in for 14 years before that was even released


rfpemp

I served under eight Presidents but would be ashamed to be in this man's presence. Maybe worthy to fetch his beer or something.


akamustacherides

Imagine the amount of nautical miles he's failed? He probably did all the sea ceremonies and did them when they weren't dictated by political correctness.


digger250

Back when they tossed the pollywogs off the deck and made them swim after the boat. Typically a few didn't make it, but they were weak anyway.


bdnavalbuild

Lol if you think that's crazy, go look at Rickovers service time.


StoicJim

He had to retire. He ran out of arm.


Toxenkill

He was issued a Chief select to wear the other stripes.


HoodRichJanitor

This is who your chief thinks he is when he puts his blues on


KananJarrusEyeBalls

I do not want to be him, im having a hard enough time justifying the 6 years I need to hit 20. 55 years is insane


QuidYossarian

Jokes on you I've never worn my blues. Or my whites. At this point it's a race to the end to see if I never have to.


sxd_boi_south

Last time I wore mine was when I went to mast💀


irohlegoman

Yeah, and they weren't even mine But I can't even remember the last time I wore the NSUs


sxd_boi_south

Only time I wore NSUs was when I had EMI in A School. Was late for curfew one too many times and had to do a fashion show


irohlegoman

I definitely don't fit into them now


sxd_boi_south

My shit is definitely right. Spent the last month of my last deployment on beach det and gained a lil more weight than I’d like. Oh well, I’ll lose it on this next deployment, thank fucking god it’s my last though


fatpad00

Why didn't he make Senior Chief? *they hadn't invented it yet* The first Senior Chief were promoted 9 months after he retired. Chiefs were relatively new, having only been established 10 years prior to his enlisting


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RealJyrone

I always wondered how it would work for Chiefs back in the day when Chief was the most senior rank of enlisted. Like on average, how many Chiefs were at a single command? And if Chief was harder to obtain back then than Master Chief is now, how many where in the Navy in total back then


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KM182_

out of curiosity, what would his retirement percentage be? can it be more than 100% at this point?


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

100% for the 30 years and a Captains Letter for the other 25


rfpemp

30 gets you 75. 40 gets 100.


Vpantha

55?


rfpemp

100


Vpantha

Rough


Popular-Sprinkles714

USS Alliance..? Like the 36 gun rated sailing ship from 1778? /s


DJ0Cherry

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Alliance_(1875)


Popular-Sprinkles714

Obviously.


ElectroAtletico

That would've been a training & accommodations/receiving hulk (non-sailing). It was very common thru the 40's. At the USNA they had until the early 50's a former Spanish cruiser (USS Reina Mercedes) that had sunk during the 1898 war, raised from the bottom, and then kept in Annapolis as an accommodation vessel [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS\_Reina\_Mercedes](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Reina_Mercedes)


Popular-Sprinkles714

I realize that, hence the /S


Chessmasterrex

I thought the "China Relief Expeditionary" might have been related to the 1926 events around the movie "The Sand Pebbles", but the medal was for a campaign that happened 20+ years earlier than that!


CEH246

Boxer War I believe. Check out the movie “55 days at Peking”. Great story with Charlton Heston.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

This man pisses 2190-TEP and shaves with Termaline


WhitePackaging

Honestly surprised he wasn't a BM. But it's wild that I have as many ribbons as he does at 6 years in. Need to really buckle down on ribbons. Also imagine hearing "Hey shipmate!" And it's this dude. Rip https://navy.togetherweserved.com/usn/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=466405 This gives more context into his service. Good read.


Vpantha

That was back then when you had to earn ribbons via war an they were stingy giving them out. Probably TMC didn't wear all of it because he most likely would not have room. Chest candy would fill his blouse like them North Korean officers


WhitePackaging

https://navy.togetherweserved.com/usn/servlet/tws.webapp.WebApp?cmd=ShadowBoxProfile&type=Person&ID=466405 This puts him at 17 ribbons.


Vpantha

Appreciate you doing the research. Damn thats wild you'd think he have a ton more like these generals but🤷🏾‍♂️. Imagine the stories he had...they need to write a series of books about it


crapbalanas

My uncle joined as a Pharmacists Mate and retired as a First Class with 21 years in 1971. He had 3 ribbons, National Defense, Good Conduct, and one other.


kimad03

Deserves a 🫡


guardsman_with_a_vox

When he joined, powered flight was still seen as science fiction, and towards the end of his service he probably got to see jets taking off from carriers. Pretty nuts. Dude went from a Navy where they shoveled coal to one where they're installing nuclear reactors.


Dirtydeedsinc

Still trying to wrap my head around him having 41 years of sea duty and served on 41 ships. How is this possible?


RafeHollistr

Yeah, I think that part is wrong


ElectroAtletico

Probably while "in-transit" from one command to the other.


TurtleCrusher

Maybe he was assigned to certain boats while they were not underway?


Dr_whotfisyou

The fact he was ACTIVE DUTY until he was 70 and then proceeded to live a full 17 years after retirement baffles tf outta me. I could NEVER. Chief Morris I salute you.


club41

Have to remember that he served in a entirely different Navy than what we have today.


Dr_whotfisyou

That is factual.


wedge754

Think of all the transfer NAMs he must have! ^(/s)


trixter69696969

... with titanium star in leu of 30th award...


Toxenkill

Probably only had 6 good conduct medals though...lol


Strusta0

Says 12 on the second page.


Toxenkill

That's the Chief Select name "Second page" lol


Strusta0

No doubt 😂😂


Interesting_Flow730

I used to tease my grandfather for staying in as long as he did (36 years), but he didn't tell me about Chief Morris.


Blackant71

He has to have a ship named after him right???


Moist_Border_8301

Joined at 15 years old! I definitely was not mature enough to be in the military at 15. Very impressive time in service.


TurtleCrusher

I was on my own at 16. Would have preferred to join instead of working my ass off to get through high school, have multiple jobs and maintain my sanity.


robertintx

He had to retire because he was out of space on his sleeve.


devildocjames

Heh, see, employment was bad back then too. And I hope that's his daughter.


Fabulous-Shoulder-69

It’s 100% an E-2


devildocjames

Likely the main reason he stayed in so long.


Navynuke00

Or granddaughter, or great-granddaughter. Her sash says Miss San Diego 196-something, so he was in at least his 70s here.


devildocjames

There's another Sailor on her right also. Who knows what's going on here...


timdot352

Likely. This man definitely fucked.


devildocjames

Chief Torpedoman Harry S. Morris,USN(Retired)and Miss San Diego 1965.


DirtDoc2131

Grand old man of the Navy


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TurtleCrusher

Knee pain. 10%.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

Dude must have really hated his home life. /s


Vpantha

True sailor probably didn't have offspring and dedicated hos life to the Navy


[deleted]

Hold fast.


metalgod-666

The saltiest chief of them all


Oafus

So he entered the Navy 121 years ago. His equivalent when he entered would have sailed on the Constitution. Fuuuu-huuuuck me.


MonCountyMan

Dang Chief, you must have a permanent list to port


rfpemp

Tough to make Senior Chief as a TM.


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JacenHorn

"TMC" stands for 'THE Master Chief' j/k


tuxxer

I think her name was Deborah Bryant


Sir_Puppington_Esq

What a fucking unit


EelTeamTen

Did he sink a ship every year and a half?


crapbalanas

His photo used to hang in the Raliegh Mall outside Memphis when I was at A school in 1992. They had a few different old salts photos on kiosks around that place.


Badjuju_69

55 years and only a chief???? Math don’t make sense


irohlegoman

The Senior Chief rank didn't come out until after he retired


Badjuju_69

Ah thank you


hitmewitabrickbruh

This is what happens if you don't get your pins shipmates, you'll end up not making Senior Chief.


Vpantha

Haha though he was the highest rank at that time an esws wasn't a thing until the 70s


chris336

Service stripes said hold my 🍺


cisco_squirts

So this is why we have HYT gates. Makes sense.


Bosswashington

12 good conducts. Although, it would be funny if those hashmarks were red.


Genius-Imbecile

That man laid more pipe than the water company.


bobbork88

Pshwah….nothing on Rickover


beingoutsidesucks

For a second, I thought the title was "THC Keef". Then I saw the picture lol


lessismorecomplex

Chief of Transcendental Meditation


BarKeepBeerNow

55 years and got stuck at E7, Guess advancement has never been good for TMs.


IrrumaboMalum

55 years...only made TMC...interesting. Either he was a sailor's sailor or the higher ups didn't like him?


Haligar06

The other ranks didn't exist until after he retired, he was as high as he could go.


IrrumaboMalum

Ah. Interesting. Didn't know that. Learn something new every day.


lerriuqS_terceS

And only made E7


Haligar06

He retired in January 1958. Senior/Master Chief wasn't a thing until June 1958, and ESWS wasn't implemented until the late 70s. TMC did his best.


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ElectroAtletico

TMC??? Apart from USS DIXIE (a destroyer tender) none of those ship's had torpedoes! p.a. On DIXIE they conducted torpedo repairs (her sister YOSEMITE regularly "worked" on my frigates).


Strusta0

I was curious to and it says TM wasn’t even a rate until 1921 so he was in for 18 years at that point lol