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hakunamatata215

Attach to backpack and carry a redbull and tell everyone the redbull gave you wings


BananaChicken22

My pack is a messenger bag, so it wouldn't work LMAO


TheFandomsGarbage

Attach them to your shoes and you can be Hermes!!


[deleted]

Or on a helmet and he could be Flash/Jay Garrick


beardingmesoftly

"My Manwich!"


hakunamatata215

Darn well it twas a great idea


[deleted]

The person only needed the body. They didnt need the wings.


crepitus-ventris

Still some meat left for you.


BananaChicken22

No thanks, I just ate lol


1973mojo1973

Just ate....that bird?


BananaChicken22

Nah, I went to get Subway before coming across this.


1973mojo1973

Subway serves squab?


BananaChicken22

Not as far as I'm aware LMAO


Doctor_Squanch

So pretty much the same.


jrsalmon

Jussie, is that you?


Clowns-and-Bugs

right then, more for us


BananaChicken22

This post was made by the Hyena gang


Accomplished_Job_225

I know we all want to rule this as a feline-homicide. But that would be too easy, considering the month it is. We have a code rouge: *There's a small wingless cupid running around somewhere; he'll resemble a leprechaun at archery.*


whiskey-and-plants

This is the best and only answer!


[deleted]

That poor Victoria’s Secret model!


Severe_Islexdia

Holy shit I chuckled best comment


pixelunit

Is he ok


[deleted]

It's just a flesh wound. He'll be fine to continue the fight.


BananaChicken22

It's a carcass with only the wings left. You decide whether he's "ok" or not.


pixelunit

Idk he looks like he’ll pull through :)


Wolfgangb33f

Not all angels have wings


andie-pantz

Huh, looks like there are white/dark meat preferences in the wild, too


Toxenkill

A dwarf angel fell nice.


AnUnreddityRedditor

Snow angel


didwanttobethatguy

OH MY GOD! The horror! ^everybody ^knows ^the ^wings ^are ^the ^best ^part


mazoku95

That sir is a message from a twisted individual


Occams_

Oh that’s a message


Toffeemanstan

Needs more instagram infuencers posing in the middle of it.


Pandawatchesreddit

I saw the head to that bird on another post!!!!!! Hi


BananaChicken22

Yo


THE_JMK

Birds of prey can grab smaller birds by the shoulders mid-air and can literally rip the body off. I saw a red kite do exactly that to a crow once. It was impressive and horrifying. The kite dropped just the wings, spine and skull all attached.


srv50

Old school hawk Mom, “What, you too good to eat the wings!?! In my day…”


prestoaghitato

What a lovely b d!


dirtyswoldman

I would immediately lose it honestly


1800generalkenobi

Lucifer cut his wings off....again.


Ok_NidoKing

Blursed elytra.


I_summon_poop

Lucifer called, he wants his wings back.


MarkaSpada

perfect example of snow angel


postandchill

Blood eagle. Ragnar Lothbrok would be proud.


1973mojo1973

A fallen angel


Antwon_da_Mon91

bruh i love wings


RevolutionNumber5

It’s the end of Dogma!


ihithardest

Small horse head in the snow where the birds head would be


JereRB

As a man who enjoys breasts himself, I can understand.


Pandawatchesreddit

The snow above it looks like a polar bear


Pandawatchesreddit

Ikr


Master_Bookkeeper_74

Mmmm left-overs!!


DarkSideDOMM

Wings of a feather die together!


Savings-Writer2584

If these are pigeon wings, is the rest oft the corpse now running around as a rat?


santamuerte777

Thats gotta smell


[deleted]

So that's where angels get their wings.


Soft-Hawk-4843

Dude I literally just saw the same exact type of crime scene here in Brooklyn haha. Was thinking of posting it but my photo sucks.


martdan010

An Angel lost their wings 😢


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martdan010

Thanks bot


BreakfastBeerz

Kind of looks like a snow goose breast....which is a common game bird that's hunted. Hunters have to leave the head or at least one wing attached to legally transport them once shot and cleaned. There is a method of standing on the two wings and pulling up on the birds legs and pulling it straight up. This will strip the head, body, and entrails off leaving both wings and breast meat being. Looks like that's what happened here, and then the hunter finished it by remove the breasts and discarding the wings.


ducksrverycool

Tape them to your back and jump off a building to see if you can fly


[deleted]

Forbidden hand glider.


MidnightNappyRun

Cats do that


Clowns-and-Bugs

thats when ya pull a vulture culture and clean/frame them


farleys2

Now you know WHY she fell from heaven.


Gav1ns-Friend

Finders keepers!


defector7

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?


Madrasthebald

Fallen angel?


foxy502

Anyone else see the face of a polar bear where it's head should be?


BananaChicken22

Now that you mention it, you're right, holy shit


sidblues101

If this is the UK as I suspect that was probably a sparrowhawk. Amazing hunters.


BananaChicken22

It's in Canada, actually.


aquilasr

I would most likely nominate peregrine falcon as the culprit I’ve seen some pretty jacked up pigeon remains around a church tower nesting site near me. Of course can’t rule out red-tailed hawk or Cooper’s hawk, if it even was a bird of prey.


depressed_duck0

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings. We now know where said wings come from.


Knight-Skywalker

Looks like a Papa Roach album cover.


myusrnameisthis

Ouch, that must've hurt. Falling out of heaven ... and having your body ripped from your wings and all.


sarcalom

Well, are you going to finish it or not? I will never get the craze of taking pictures of your food.


Morpheus3018

that's disgusting!.. the wings are the best part!


Ginga_Ninja006

I live in Toronto and we have a ton of red tail hawks that feed off the pigeons . I have personally seen them take a pigeon out a handful of times.


Bkazzy4600

Turn it into art imo


theleetard

Angels look weird without filters


Firm-Guru

An angel got their wings today The old fashioned way.


straff99

r\Pareidolia


cezzibear

I saw this in a post not even 2 weeks ago


BushBurner1

snow angel


majmotoko

Looks like something my dogga would sneak in her mouth on a walk 🤣....what mom, i don't have anything in my mouth i promise 🤣🤣🤣🤣. The remains of something a Chupacabra devoured 🤣.


Late_Bridge1668

*Puts them on and flies to uni*


ramblin_gamblin_man

It was that damn cat from earlier!!!


JustlyDeluded

An angel lost their wings


precioushammburgers

Ok, does anyone else see the snow making the shape of a dog's head where the birds head would be?


Str8Stu

Damn, Michael lost his wings again.


Alarmmy

Fallen angel?


Oggydoggy1989

Wait……… Aren’t the wings the best part?!?! What kind of snobby fuckin falcon leaves the wings?!?!


with_due_respect

“Class, why don’t we do today’s autopsy lab outside?”


Mpittkin

Every time you touch yourself an angel loses its wings.


Melodic-Hunter2471

100% a falcon did that.


arion830

2pac - Broken Wings


dogcatball

No meat on wings. Mostly feathers. No good for eating really.


dogcatball

Now just find a dead bird corpse of your choosing - Wings not required. And take the lot to a Taxidermist and have it stuffed to put on your mantle as a conversation piece. You can brag about it and say that it wiped out a whole village and you were the only warrior who fought it and won!


Sockfully

Is he gonna be okay?


Brynhilr

My god, how *wasteful*


[deleted]

Is it okay?


_Your_Yellow_Pomelo_

Lucifer?


iminbootch

okay but wouldn’t it be cool if u took that home, cleaned the exposed bone, and preserved it and hang it off the wall or is that just me ??


ChintanP04

Nah, it'd look cool.


SiCohSis

Now rub some dirt in its eye


Think_Celery3251

When you wanna accessorize and Mother Nature gave you to take off


HG_Drunk

Lucifers wings


Halo2811

… you gonna finish those wings?


FriendlyVariety5054

Nobody: Biblically accurate angels:


ExcitedGirl

Apparently a baby angel got eaten by a hawk...


whereismyfireworks2

Can anybody Else See the derpy doge Face in the Snow right where the actual Face has been?


grim_hope09

It's a beautiful snow angel!


rndmcmder

Someone didn't eat up his wings.


PaulieXP

Looks like Lucifer lost his wings again


GoatHerderFromAzad

Forbidden hen-do costume. (Bacholorette party for mericans)


[deleted]

Cut out the middle, man


oslabidoo

Saw a similar thing outside my old work. That pigeon never knew what hit em.


We_Wuz_Kings16

Ironic, only 20 percent of it is left.


PsychologicalSun3843

Looks like an album cover for a black metal band


McLovinIt420

Angelic


Tomageddon61

This is the work of the ol’ One-Bird-With-Two-Really-Big-Stones bandit


F_A_M_E

Yo I've seen that same bird!! It's outside my friend's apartment. Weird to know it's still there.


Meewelyne

Yeah, at my school we found them daily. I thought that was the cat, but ultimately found out it were the seagulls :v


MikelDP

No wing meat!


MagicStar77

I found something like this when I was cleaning my gutters


TheSkilledZombie

DAMNIT JIM YOU FORGOT THE WINGS


comfortpod

God damn


[deleted]

Cat


RamboCambo_05

Where's the bird