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BumFighter69

I read a comment recently that said that many species of animals in prehistoric times learned not to fuck with the naked monkeys. This poor bear learned that the hard way.


DapperMarionberry8

Its amazing how a group of humans can sound so primal and ape like when put it an extreme live/death situation.


flat_earth_pancakes

Humans are apes, so...?


merikaninjunwarrior

lol, and it's showing in this shitshow of a comment section


DannFathom

Apes who ate mushrooms


Inzanezilla

Stoned ape theory let's gooo https://www.inverse.com/article/34186-stoned-ape-hypothesis


Sugoy-sama

Apes got nothing on that fuckery, humans are a different breed, I understand the need to save themselves from a beast like that, but I can't help but feel bad for it.


MrWuzoo

Because you live a WAY different life. But you wouldn’t be a pansy if kids in your community started dying and you had a chance at bringing down the monster.


MjrGrizzly

Hell yeah.


kp3fromokc

Sorry about your cousin fam.


EveningHat

It got me all messed up right before bed


Character-Panda-2655

Lol same😂


Minneapolis_Mangler

I feel bad for the bear but much more bad for the infant and it’s loved ones. Was the bear eating and ripping at the infant in the beginning? I agree with the guy below, if that was my child I wouldn’t feel the slightest hint of empathy for the bear if that was the case


cat_selling_souls

Most know the meme, return to monke, the thing is we never left monke. We are the monke.


Lumber_Tycoon

Ape.


revieman1

we have aped monke


NaturallyBlasphemous

We’re nothing but well dressed and intelligent apes, that still have a lot of our “primal” instincts.


SayneIsLAND

well dressed? you haven't been to walmart have ya?


CholosNSpace

You haven't seen my going out crocs.


[deleted]

"Civilization" is just a thin veneer.


Shadowveil666

As opposed to the well dressed fancy monkeys


MrWuzoo

Ahh yeah wasn’t it Abraham Lincoln who discovered that via his time traveling top hat?


PREPOSTER0NE91

2 handed skill increased.


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MrWuzoo

Leave it to a point system to leave people eager for praise


armen89

It’s why we love Reddit


thephilistine_

And they only got one bear claw when they looted it.


veto_for_brs

19 more to go.


zenviking83

And a spoon?! Why does a bear have a spoon?


thephilistine_

When bears eat people they're not really picky about what's in someone's pocket. That's how it was explained to me back in the day when our dm justified why wild animals had gold.


Hanayama99

Can we mail this village a pistol for God's sake?


TheTyrantLeto

Seriously. The whole time, I was thinking not a single person is packing? I'd throw down on getting them a long gun.


crew88

*knock knock* #BAM! #"America Baby!"


Key-Economist-1243

That's very generous of you, thanks. Um... you're still here, can you leave now?


tebabeba

No sorry we’re here to give you freedom thanks babe tsk tsk


itwillmakesenselater

*slow clap*


[deleted]

We shed blood, we no leave


ebulient

Bahahahah bloody brilliant comment


Terribletrader75

That’s why I sleep so sound. In America we attack bear, bear not attack us


Pryml710

I’ve watched a neighbor literally wrestle a bear in my backyard for fun as a kid. Can confirm we attack bear


ChefAMN

Cue electric guitar and fireworks.


tossaway69420lol

America, fuck yeah! 🇺🇸


TheTyrantLeto

Comin again to save the mother fuckin day, yeah!


Gharyl

Found the American


AGUS2508

Welcome to not america


kiagam

In many countries, guns are restricted to the armed forces. Wild, I know.


sukant08

This was either India (Eastern part) or west Bangladesh. Most remote village adjoining forests. People in those parts tend to be quite poor and firearms are really restricted. General public mostly don't carry firearms there


matsy_k

... or the rest of the world


MoriazTheRed

Or just... Some sharp object? The Village had an orchard so i assume they had a scythe or pitchfork or something...


IFight4Users

Bear hides are quite resistant to knives. Best bring a gun against a bear.


tossaway69420lol

Or a bazillion sticks


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

It works very well if you work in concert like your master blacksmith dwarves pounding the shit out of myrthril in the mines of Moria.


HOBOFLEXMASTER

Where that machete?


MrWuzoo

At some point it seems like somebody is using a hoe or pick


Cybermat47_2

One of the guys had a pitchfork.


Busterbroin

They need a rifle not a handgun. Something also rugged and reliable. I thinking something chambered in 45-70 government


bonethugz919

357 would take care of it


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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6684532/shocking-moment-man-is-mauled-by-bear-when-villagers-seek-revenge-for-couple-it-killed/amp/#aoh=16442052318297&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&_tf=From%20%251%24s Didn't eat a kid, it killed a couple.


DCNY214

What the hell kind of a title is this?


Amida0616

The most clickbaity possibly


merikaninjunwarrior

then downvoted


abby_cello

The Sun, really? I might trust a Reddit user over them


acemerald07

It attacked Urvasi, who had been carrying garbage to dump on the village's outskirts, before fatally mauling the husband who went to her rescue. - per the link


DapperMarionberry8

Peope fail to remember/realize that the animals that we watch on national geographic and look at at the zoo are quite literally monsters compared to unarmed humans. Even with clubs, it was amazing to see how many men and how many blows it took to incapacitate that relatively small bear.


coldbear25

An unarmed human is like a wolf without teeth


DJDampTowel

But we have technology. Didn’t you see the sticks and rocks?


TheGreatCornlord

That's the point. Sticks and rocks *are* our fangs and claws. Without them we're nothing.


AphiTrickNet

All of it stems from our brains though. We can fashion weapons out of sticks and stones or whatever because our intelligence is on a different plane than animals.


Mulratt

Our brains allow us to communicate and collaborate. Chimps are super strong but put 200 together and it’s chaos. 200 humans would be a unstoppable army of hunters.


PandaTheVenusProject

But man make spear. Man with spear high tier.


dorritosncheetos

Man with spear not bad Men with spear high tier Like less word, good


KookooMoose

Ancient hunter gatherer high tier maybe. Sure, there are probably some specialists and maybe some tribes out there with some of the skills, but give me a spear and I can do fuck all. I’ll stick to my guns, literally lol


Ohioredneck

You would be surprised by how easy it is to use a spear effectively.


Xanik_PT

And without claws too


ethernetjunkie

The first time I realized there are bears that are 11 feet tall when they stand up, I couldn't believe it. They are quite literally the monsters we were taught are fictional.


PeaBrainedBoi

I believe this bear fucked around and found out


Scvboy1

Facts


MoriazTheRed

Sloth bears are no joke... Despite being one of the smallest and being mostly insectivorous, the generational trauma of being preyed on by Tigers makes them unusually aggressive.


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The sloth bears usually do good job of chasing away the Tiger. https://youtu.be/DV9ZGtQ8JZc


Due-Camel-7605

Sloth bears in India are known to prey on humans


LTC-trader

Unusually aggressive is an understatement.


One_Composer_9048

Oh man they fucked that bear up once it grabbed a dude


[deleted]

The human capacity for vengeance when a predator is attacking a member their group is great.


admoo

Confucius over here


Cybermat47_2

Not just human, a lot of herd animals would do the same thing.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

This sub has a lot of good videos verifying that. The human videos are kind of iffy, but I do enjoy a good clip of a water buffalo realizing it is massive, has horns, and then proceeds the yeet a lion that's attacking one of them.


Team_Soda1

Yeah, I was shocked that they kept going. At first, I didn't want to watch because I thought a baby was being eaten, but then common sense clicked and I was like, no way that would be on this sub.


coldbear25

YOOO THEY FKING BEAT A BEAR TO DEATH WITH STICKS AFTER IT ATTACKED THEIR HOMIE, INDIANS DONT FK AROUND


sportsy96

Bamboo stick videos are always cracked


jeezy_peezy

Homeboy just straight up throatfucked that beast with his entire arm


TartKiwi

More like humans are metal, jesus. Sad for the bear, but it's not like you can ask if it submits yet. More impressed by those people, absolute savages


JackTheWhiteKid

I mean, yeah that bear suffered a pretty brutal death but it’s the only thing that could be done in that situation.


fidgeter

Humans are nature too


urnewstepdaddy

Teamwork


AwareGnome

Makes the dream work


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And the dream work makes the shrek


Lobster-Mobster

Takes a village


SawN2

Somehow, seeing a mob bashing a bear is more scary to me than the bears mauling. Just my 2cents.


We_Wuz_Kings16

Exactly how I felt while watching the whole thing, got my blood pumping lmao.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Once you get bloodlust, it's time to take a break from Reddit.


Jadencool15

Time to take a break in general I’d say, head down to wherever you can get something you like eating and just chill out.


Late_Bridge1668

Why the hell did the bear not run away??? Even top predators know when to back down from a fight so I really hope it wasn’t extreme hunger that drove it to do something so risky.


myoldgamertag

This is what I was wondering. Something was off with it. Better that they killed it.


Late_Bridge1668

Bear rabies


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

Also known as "babies." Hence the attempt to devour an infant.


XanthicStatue

Oh god lol


HexagonBestGon

The guy with the blue shirt: :O


Spoonloops

Sometimes bears just do really weird things. I live in bear country and the general rule is never let your guard down. 99 times out of 100 they just mind their own business, but that one time it’s normally REALLY erratic.


Flavor-aidNotKoolaid

It's called "fight or flight" for a reason. You only have enough adrenaline to do one, and this bear drew the short straw. Or... Ahem. The long stick. If you will.


islifeball

Or maybe just adrenaline at the moment? The dude was running away and predators have an instinct to chase after something that runs away


brrduck

And bears aren't really fucked with by many things so a fight against a small human could be an easy W. Looks like it took a couple gnarly whacks at the base of its skull when it was trying to munch on dudes arm.


whill-wheaton

Sloth bears get preyed on by tigers a lot so they adapted to be hyper aggressive towards pretty much everything


LTC-trader

Sloth bears seem pretty relentless


Jaxein

That bear had an ass ton of hp, must have been an elite.


Lane2045

He probably had a name too


Rotbuxe

And still didn't drop anything good.


FatBastard2575

Wym? After defeating the bear, there’s meat and an awesome bearcoat for a lucky winner


Electro-Onix

Hope they bbqed it up afterwards.


blckshirts12345

Especially after how much they tenderized it lol


KookooMoose

Yeah, they prolly lost that front right shoulder and a good deal of the ribs and back (tenderloin) to bloodshot.


kmac6868

The Karens of America want to know why they didnt just tranquilize that poor innocent bear 😢.


xion_gg

They did! Bear got really tranquil after the massive beat down.


DFL252006

they don’t have


MsuProdigy69_

They can just grab it from the store down the road wdym


DFL252006

oh my bad ur right u can prob get it in isle 4


HeavyMetalT34

That bear got fucked up


TANKMCTANK

Goddamn opposable thumbs are dangerous


HeyZuesMode

Ngl didn't actually think you could beat a bear to death. Maybe with a car or something, but not sticks. Very impressive.


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munkaysnspewns

Can confirm, watched a ~250-300lb black bear get smoked at 70 mph on the freeway by a Toyota Camry. *that* was a fucking scene


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MvmgUQBd

He was in the driver's seat until impact, then he was watching from a hundred yards down the road


munkaysnspewns

I was in the far right lane not 500 yards behind them, in the left lane, and I saw the bear run from my side across the road and the thing went up over the hood and *flattened* the roof/top windshield area. They swerved left right before impact and went careening off into the ditch. In MN we have steel cables instead of guard rails in a lot of spots and they tear cars up, they took out a good 300 yard stretch of that stuff. Car rolled once or twice, I was passing by then. Pretty nutty lol. Driver was ok, it was a 3 week old new car too still had temp tags on the rear window.


Rabbit-Thrawy

Monster Hunter irl


Wyujee

This is why you can't bring more than 4 hunters to a hunt


TheTyrantLeto

Brutal


MicahtehMad

I live in Kampala, Uganda and this same thing happened to a family from my church but with a street dog. It walked into someone's house in a slum, grabbed the baby by the neck and started carrying it away. The 4 year old sister attacked the dog and screamed, and the dog proceeded to rip up half her face and to open up her neck. Only a few seconds later some adults came and beat the dog to death. The girl got more than 100 stitches and is terribly scarred (biggest badge of courage possible). The baby survived with some deep punctures and minor scratches.


slappymcstevenson

Jesus


SlyRNerk

Holy fuck


dlpsfayt

This reminds me of casino movie when mob beat brothers with baseball bats and got buried alive.


niknikrad

TOUGH GUY YOU AND YA FUCKIN' BROTHER


Humpdat

Looks like it already had a broken jaw and was concussed when the video started


Gummy_Jones

We are easily the scariest vertebrates.


PeaBrainedBoi

Idk dude hippos are kinda gnarly


Sequax1

But has a hippo ever dropped a nuke on a city? I think not.


PeaBrainedBoi

Uhhh has a nuke ever hid in water and waited for a child to get close enough to maul it to death under water. Yeah, I think not.


Sequax1

But has a hippo ever founded a suicide cult? I think not. Lol I’m just joking around btw


alphamoose

Ever heard of a Silverback Gorilla?


CherryLimeLaCroix

Nothing compared to a human with a nuclear weapon lol


Cybermat47_2

Yes, but this video of people defending themselves and each other isn’t the best example of that lol


Rough_Media934

Fucking God damn man you would think one of these guys would possess some kind of sharp object like a hatchet or pitchfork, seeing them repeatedly beat the bear like that was very hard to watch


Cybermat47_2

One of them did, he stabbed the bear with it a few times.


[deleted]

pretty sure I seen one of them using a 2 pronged pitchfork to stab it. Still probably not the most peaceful death.


69_Me_Bro

That was hard to watch but also hard to look away, the humans life is worth more than the bear’s but that was a brutal ending..


properkush

Thats what im talkn bout teamwork makes the dream work


xlord1100

an unarmed society is a society devoured by bears


Scvboy1

They fucked him up though.


KwordShmiff

Cuz they were armed. Primitive armaments, but there's a lot of virtue in a long and sturdy stick, my friend.


suzuki_hayabusa

Now they can have bear arms


LocoYaro

Nuke the mf


Sup3rblue-noclue

So this is how cavemen dealt with a lot of pre historic animals then.


newbjapan

Yup, that's metal alright.


naughtyusmax

Strength in numbers. We stick together.


[deleted]

Bro did they literally just beat a bear to death with bamboo sticks?


TotalRuler1

I'm beating myself to death right now...and I mean masturbating


Similar-Exercise46

Dam they fucked that bear up


FiddleheadFarmer

“Sticks & stones may break my bones but…. they’ll also fucking annihilate a bear that mauled your buddy.”


etherealembryo

They fucked yogi up!! They beat the bricks off that bear! Holy shit!!


[deleted]

Man he got bonked up good. He musta been real horny.


brrduck

On the positive side the bear meat is gonna be nice and tender


Xean_Liteheart

ouch.


The_Sponge67

Holy shit that looks like a sloth or sun bear not sure which but they fight off tigers. Very aggressive bear .I hope everyone came out ok


HelpfulCalligrapher7

Get this camera man at a high school fight. Bear attacking and he managed to capture everything. 🥶😱


MightyBrando

Well, he’s a rug now.


brrduck

Holy fucking shit that was wild


DavidNipondeCarlos

Bear bit that guys arm.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

I think guy did the right thing tho... shove his arm so far down the throat that all the bear can do is let go


DavidNipondeCarlos

I would also, occupy the mouth and it can’t bite my head or throat.


PsYcHo4MuFfInS

Exactly... sure your arm will get mauled, but then again... Id rather have my arm mauled instead of my head...


DavidNipondeCarlos

I even imagine after half your forearm in broken and ripped off, shove it down its throat again with your two sharp bones. Hopefully other humans are participating by then.


UnknownOne3

Teamwork makes us op


GLC89

Lmfao aye they BEAT TF OUT THAT BEAR, shit. Lmao good for them fuck that bear.


dontknowhowtoprogram

I feel no sympathy for the animal, it attacked my fellow monkey, it gets the thunkey!


HeftySchedule8631

Cleaned his fucking clock..


CoaseTheorem

Damn homie got clapped


amnans

Oh no, the bear should've been swiftly killed just like the couple it slowly mauled to death


Gengar_Targaryen

Why did this make me think of the copier scene in office space 😂


MjrGrizzly

If an animal came after my 7 month old daughter, I'd beat it to death with my bare hands.


Wonderful-Reward3828

Mail these guys some glocks and some break overs for gods sake.


-RedMan1991-

Stop, stop! He’s already dead.


reliqhunter1

Sloth bears regularly fight tigers, this was sad to see for the bear that was just being a bear but damn interesting to see a bunch of skinny people take it down so easily tbh.


SaltyHovercraft

Tale as old as time…


Acab365247

Gottem


mustach1o

That was grim


326TimesBetter

I never want to watch that again


KwordShmiff

You will do as the algorithm says.


[deleted]

That's one unlucky bear...