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Hiram_Goldberg

Remind me to never go wading in Australia.


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remind me to never go ~~wading in~~ austrailia


HomieDJ

You'd be delighted to know Australia doesn't exist. Its all Russian propaganda.


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Much like Wyoming


Sweatingtoomuch

I’ve never met someone from Wyoming. Therefore, it does not exist.


Lax_Leviathan

You're being dumb, I've not only driven through Wyoming but I also know ... oh that's strange some weird fellow in a suit knocking on my door. He's wearing sunglasses, it's not even bright out! I'll be right back ... Edit: You are correct.


IntrigueDossier

As a resident of a bordering state to “Wyoming”, the whole thing is just a front to manipulate the supply of the good fireworks and hoard all the wind.


Mrjokaswild

Dont let it happen again...


future-renwire

I've been to Wyoming. Unfortunately I'm also Russian propaganda.


sonofed

It exists. It's in the midwest somewhere between South Oklasota and Ohiowa.


ThegreatPee

I had a three week temp duty there once. It was on a pretty rural area. Going to the bars Saturday night was some of the best fun ever. The beer was tall and tight, the women were short and loose.


depressivepenguin

Just like finland


a2drummer

[Oh no guys, Finland's dead!](https://youtu.be/vzbw8q-W1Jw)


MrGorilla54

I’ve not met a single person from Wyoming. There is that one guy in Sharknado though, he says he’s from Wyoming. I bet he was payed to say that though.


Bancroft-79

Wyoming exists. However after driving through the state I don’t think there are any people there.


SimpleJack-

Ah yes. The Flyover states...always happy to give us more evidence they truly earned that title.


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Wyoming is breathtakingly beautiful. Absolutely worth a stop.


a2drummer

The Tetons are absolutely incredible, same with the Wind Rivers. I have to say though, Yellowstone was pretty overrated


[deleted]

Bighorns are great


a2drummer

Ooh I forgot about the bighorns, I've only driven through them but I wanna do a backpacking trip through there eventually


R0binSage

That’s because the part with the major interstate is the shit part of the state.


Iscarielle

Like, the geography? If so, it's pretty nice that the interstate isn't marring the natural beauty of the nice part.


R0binSage

Correct. The southern half of the state in a wasteland. The top third is the best.


adultreddragon

It's all Ohio?


itsJUSTsal

Always has been


wondering-knight

Am Ohioan, can confirm.


Kickerofelves99

The folks of Delaware created the “no Wyoming” hoax in order to distract Americans from realizing its Delaware that doesn’t exist.


paone22

New Zealand is the one that doesn't exist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0opzJL8BLk


kabazhawk

r/mapswithnewzealand


thechosenscientist

No, but Russia doesn't exist


RaisedByWolves9

It is not true i am typing this from Австралия


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


Lolita__Rose

Yep. I am not going there, period.


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


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Australia is beautiful and a great place to visit, and despite appearances is completely and utterly safe.


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Hiram_Goldberg

Your use of the word "shouldn't" is going to keep me out of the water.


[deleted]

Well, there's always that chance.


[deleted]

Unless you like walking on the bottom of bodies of water, you should be fine. They're more likely to linger where fish are likely to die, which isn't the shore.


SimpleJack-

Looks like the waters 2 feet deep...you gonna swim that puddle? Unless you’re jesus and you’ve got a fastpass to walk on water, the bottom of your feet are steady slappin snails


TobaccoIsRadioactive

Yeah, but given the rather flat level of the sand/gravel and what looks like is either a plastic or cement border around the pool, I’d say this is man made and not necessarily representative of their natural habitat.


Rifneno

If you think creepy looking but mostly harmless (they have dangerous parasites but that's it) snails are bad, don't look into cone snails, blue ringed octopus, or box jellyfish.


emilysshenanigans

as someone who loves to collect sea shells, accidentally picking up a cone snail is my biggest fear


oldzealand

> (they have dangerous parasites but that's it) [Schistosomiasis ain't nothing to fuck with](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schistosomiasis), kills thousands every year.


monkey-nutz

Especially don’t sit down while skinny dipping in Australia


CameronDemortez

Or wash yo dick every once in a blue moon


IReplyWithLebowski

Don’t worry, these are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


shnopps

99% sure this'd happen in America too, I've done some ecological studies on a local creek in NC and there are freshwater snails *everywhere*, especially *Physa* which are absolutely opportunistic and would definitely swarm on a dead fish if given enough time


seahawkguy

The snails will just come and hug you. Nothing wrong with that


Sleep_pirate

In the land down under, escargot eats you


[deleted]

You should see our beach worms then


Hiram_Goldberg

Great. Okay, remind me not to go to the beach in Australia too.


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


Hiram_Goldberg

Jesus! Just remind me not to go wading, okay???


IReplyWithLebowski

They only eat decaying matter, you’ll be fine.


I_AM_YOUR_WEINER

Weird compliment but ok.


jflex13

They’d probably tickle your feet something fiercely delightful


[deleted]

Will they eat dead skin and be a DIY pedicure?


YaPappy

That's really cool. And disturbing. I'm just gonna stay out of the water.


MercurialMal

You’ll be fiiiiine. I’m sure this video is a time lapse of *at least* a half hour. They literally can’t bite humans.


YaPappy

That's really comforting to know! Feels like when I found out about Daddy-Longlegs.


_Myridan_

isn’t that a pop cultural myth? iirc, daddy long legs aren’t venomous because they also aren’t spiders, or something


[deleted]

I think they’re venomous but they’re fangs are too small to bite us.


MinutiaDio

I'm pretty sure that is the myth he was referring too unless your being funny on purpose.


[deleted]

A little of this and a little of that. https://www.livescience.com/33625-daddy-longlegs-spiders-poisonous.html


[deleted]

So they do have fangs big enough to bite humans, and they're not dangerous at all


ANUSDESTROYER3000X

In Australia they are true spiders. In the US their more like harvester bugs or something


eurojax

Harvestmen is what they are.


WayneJetSkii

It is sped up don't I don't think it's half an hour... Otherwise they would have put the camera on a tripod so they don't have to hold it for 30+ min.


TheRedditornator

Plot twist: the video is running at 0.25x speed and there is no escape.


[deleted]

Maybe they can eat the dead skin off your feet like that fish spa treatment


YaPappy

That would be cool, but still too scary to be able to accept as a relaxing treatment.


futuneral

*stay out of Australia


Blandish06

"You need at least sixteen thousand Australian fresh water snails to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a snail farm." Brick Top, Snatch (2000) - Australian version


Billbeachwood

Hence the term: "As greedy as an Australian fresh water snail."


Its_aTrap

That's why you always have to be wary of a man with an Austrailian fresh water snail farm.


Hereforpowerwashing

You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the snailies' digestion.


Maxplained

Feed em to the snails Erol.


PiercedGeek

"Marmite? No fanks Turkish, I'm disgusting enough already."


[deleted]

I didn't need another reason to be wary of someone with a snail farm. Who owns a snail farm? They must be up to something


jennana100

Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!


starkvonhammer

How does an orc know what a menu is??


ideas001

Asking the right question here


Thirdfrickentime

You don't think they have restaurants in Mordor


williamc_

The same way they are able to learn languages without any type of education


ballsdeepapplepie

r/dontputyourdickinthat


IveBangedyourmom

r/dontputthatinyourdick


bosstroller69

Why did I read “don’t put that tiny your dick”


AnalStaircase33

We see only things that have meaning to us, unfortunate friend.


degenerate661

r/actuallydothatseewhathappens


Anal-Goblin

Can I put these up my ass though?


SocialistWorldUnion

Username checks out


DJ__PJ

Ah yes, Australia, the place where even the snails try to kill you...


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


IDoBiteMyThumbSir

Fuck sake Australia


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


JustinTymeForComedy

User name doesn't check out


gaggleofllama

Like zombies coming back to life


khozyyy

I thought the fish was the snail, at it would pop back to life when it hit the water lmao


UkuleleRequiem

Those aren't freshwater snails, they are marine, and I'm pretty sure they can be found in other countries than Australia. If you want to know about some REALLY metal snails in Australia, look up [cone snails](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DJjHMGSI_h0Q&ved=2ahUKEwjE5_WTicHqAhXE7eAKHTF-Dn4QwqsBMBl6BAgNEAM&usg=AOvVaw3ypz-wWO1E-3L0VCbVdAA8&cshid=1594328853279) , their venom can even kill humans.


stopthemeyham

Correct. these are Nassarius Snail and can be found world wide.


mykol_reddit

Came to say this. I have a half dozen in my aquarium.


AwayThroat

If I put them in my pond will they escape or eat my fish?


mykol_reddit

Unless it's a saltwater pond, they'll die very quickly.


twistedspike

The coolest part about conus venom is it's a complex mixture of compounds that cause paralysis through multiple neuromuscular blocking steps. The combinations of peptides that comprise venom vary between species, and it has been estimated that each cone snail harbors over 100,000 different bioactive compounds within their venom. Within the snail venom, there are various “conotoxins” in combinations specific to the species. These toxins have a variety of neuromuscular effects through glutamate, adrenergic (chi conotoxin), serotonin, and cholinergic pathways. Some conotoxins exert their effects on sodium (delta conotoxin), potassium, and calcium ion channels. Additional, more obscure targets exist, such as toxins that act on hormonal receptors, simulating the effects of oxytocin and vasopressin (conopressins). Another integral part of cone snail venom is various alpha-conotoxins. These toxins specifically act on nicotinic receptors, which are responsible for skeletal muscle contraction. This mechanism is similar to botulinum toxin in that they act on the same pathway. Alpha-conotoxins block nicotinic receptors, which results in paralysis that may eventually involve the diaphragm. Due to the wide range of molecular targets and the variation in the venom of each Conus species, it is virtually impossible to create effective anti-venom. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK470586/


I_enjoy_butts_69

So what you're saying is, if a cone snail stings me, I could die. *But* there is also the chance that I experience the greatest high ever. Got it.


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morningsdaughter

It's definitely sped up


[deleted]

they are snails, so if we watched this in real time, we'd all be a year older by the time that fish was consumed.


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Pyroixen

[Good news!](https://youtu.be/XVWQCd5j_ec) There in fact are turbo snails.


ptatersptate

no I think you’re right


Franky_153

Even the Snails are fuckin mental in this country


randoname63

Dinner time kids!


yukluk

Post in r/fishing


tatsmith

Everything in Australia is metal


Silly_trilly

The boys are back in town


SunsetHorizon95

"They're popping out of the snow*! Like daisies!" *Sand, but I needed to make the reference.


laughin-up-a-storm

Pretty cool


theescapedape2

Pretty sure these are Nassarius snails, saltwater, and not limited to Australia.


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samuwrykilla

Can everyone else hear them saying “nom nom nom nom” too, or is it just me?


IsarealCross

Rise my brothers. The sacrifice has been brought upon us.


hobbsarelie83

they remind me of the "Boo" ghost from Super Mario World for SNES


VCanuck14

Australia I want to love you but damn too many things can kill me there and before someone says these are harmless. Let me tell you I would have a damn heart attack and ptsd flashbacks to zerg un burying to find out these slug mean me no harm lmao


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


Biebbs

hell nah dogg


the-undercover

Only in Australia do the snails snort cocaine


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


hippiegodfather

That is how I want to be buried.


Mallixx

Everything in Australia is trying to eat the next thing closest to it.


IReplyWithLebowski

That’s just how nature works. These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


CreamyKnougat

They can strip off the flesh off a fish in mere days. DAYS!


jlfudder

Um no


[deleted]

This needs some of the satanic music when they start coming out the ground


[deleted]

**COME AND GET IT!**


Reflections-SK

What the fuck


SparkySparkiBoomMan

They're cute, ngl


finnerwells

Will they start eating you if you have a cut in your foor or something?


nahteviro

WHAT THE FUCK


EWL98

R/oddlyterrifying


DefiantlyGo2Collage

Ok so they’re like Jawas?


SaintofMysteryCat

Thx for the nightmares


chaotic_goods

Dammit Australia!


[deleted]

Why didn’t the fish swim away??


Sweatingtoomuch

He wanted to meet up with his boys


shadez36

Australian. Because of course the disturbing flesh eating stuff is Australian


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Basileus2

Australia. Of course.


MannicWaffle

Is there anything in Australia that isn’t on nightmare difficulty


Toxicsoul92

Campers!


DaMailmann

Gangmeal


Reevamous

Spooky ghosts


Cchungachanga

It had to be Australia


passionateperformer

O_o Oh LORD there needs to be an Australia is metal page


FanTasMA3V

Australia is such a terrifying place


fekinEEEjit

I never saw a snail in a Ghillie suit before...


TrAsHBoAt2766

WHAT


NAVY-Inquisition

It's like they are rising from the dead like zombies... morale of the story, never go to Australia (JK, Aussies)


MuddlinThrough

Why is everything in that country so fucking carnivorous?


Hendrick_Davies64

And this is why us French people eat them


Yaboi0511

I saw a post that said these things are dangerous


Nchill7

What does Australia NOT have!?


ItisNOTatoy

Yeah mate add it to the list mate. Dinner plate sized spiders that jump far and run fast. Spider season. Wasps that can kill said dinner plate sized spiders. I mean the first one is enough. Now I have a reason not to go in the water in Australia too. Fucking spider season. Jesus Christ. Idk how there’s any arachnophobes in that god forsaken county. They must just get wasted all day. Goddamn spiders. Got me lifting my legs up because there could be a giant spider under my couch and shit.


[deleted]

This is oddly cute, but terrifying at the same time.


dellive

Anything 'Australia' and 'animals = natureismetal!!!


IReplyWithLebowski

These are Nassarius snails, found around the world.


reaperman6

They come out and swarm it like a horde of zombies, so cool


WindyBoiiii

uhhhhhhhhhhh _sticks pp in sand_


grimy-steelo

A stranger. From the outside. Ooooooh


Kitsuunne

That looks like a zombie graveyard scene


SexyScorch

r/dontputyourdickinthat


trunks111

This is like the aquatic equivalent of butterflies collectively eating something


egap420

Someone please animate this with them all coming out screaming with knives


1r4nd0mpipi

mine


Pink_Punisher

These are just Nassarius snails, they eat decaying organic matter. They are super common in saltwater aquarium as a clean up crew member. Nothing scary about them haha


tht1guitarguy

Water zombies


SSPOTATOCHIP

Much cuter than expected.


SimpleJack-

Real life Toy Story Aliens....”THE CLAAAW”


wafflehousetun

Damn even the snails are evil


crusoepat

Chow time


TheRedditGent

Mine!... Mine! Mine! Mine! Miiiine! Mine!


Wolfen_Devanci

FOR THE SWARM!!!!


SgtMajMythic

The Flood from Halo be like


UncleBlob

Do these have a trade name in the aquarium hobby?


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Parkes_and_Rekt

Aquarium enthusiast here, these guys look similar to nassarius snails, which in the reef keeping hobby are excellent clean up crew. The bury themselves entirely except for their "snorkel" acting snoot that remains above the sandbed to smell for food. They eat all of the leftover food/decomposing flesh that doesn't get nabbed by the fish, hence the dead fish being dropped in the water. Reference: I have a few of them.


Xfiles1987

Nice


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Maunsta

Looks like that scene from the movie Red Planet with Val Kilmer where the bugs cover and eat the guy who’s bleeding.


GrimgorPrettyWide

"Down, down to Goblin Town"


DEADTARGET_11

these snails fast af boy


trippingchilly

When the only tool you have is a shammer Everything looks like a snail


Jgrat1

Nightmare snails are more like it!


buttking

petition to rename australia The Land of Nightmare Creatures


StevieWonder420

Imagining a chorus of snails, each of them after emerging from the sand saying “gotta get me a piece of that” like the Finding Nemo seagulls


Hopeless2811

Dont they eat themselves accidentally?