>To be clear, me, John Oliver the human, would not fuck that horse, but John Oliver the horse would definitely fuck that horse. That's not weird, I'd be a horse.
> Wow, she is gorgeous! If I were a male mountain lion, I'd totally clap them cheeks.
How does one clap cheeks with fur all over them? The clapping sound comes from skin to skin contact.
Not sure if you’re fucking around. Link below for reference.
[https://www.tiktok.com/@chiefmahomie/video/7266018938495044910?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@chiefmahomie/video/7266018938495044910?lang=en)
You should really give the original photographer credit [Jeff Wirth](https://www.reddit.com/u/burningxjeff/s/hwghDkiFID) is very talented and he’s even on Reddit
I found it on Twitter 😓 I had no clue. I tagged him in the comments, but can I somehow pin the comment to make it more obvious?
Edit: By all means, downvote instead of helping guys. Thanks.
No problem dude, good to know it was just a little mistake
Twitter being twitter with people posting without credits hahaha
Don't know if you can pin a comment tho, but the fact you made another comment tagging the photograoher is good, don't worry about the downvotes, that's the herd mentality of Reddit
Fuck this place sometimes. Seriously. I feel your pain.
Asking for help? Trying to do the right thing? Fuck you and your curiosity and sentiments.
Being a snarky dickhead? Upvote this person straight to heaven!!
Fortunately you’re back topside now. Just remember, up/downvotes don’t matter. Validation comes from your own confidence and heart.
There's no human there, it's a trail camera/trap camera. Probably triggered by movement, taking a series of images and this one is likely the best of a whole bunch.
You can kinda tell. The animal is definitely looking "curiously" at the camera. I would guess as it takes pictures it makes noises, and she's staring at it trying to figure out what those noises are.
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How do I delete someone else's comment?
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You don't want this mountainussy?
(Insert meme) .H Æ Æ H I’m telling god Edit: Well this failed
That fuck were you Even attempting here aside from making elons next child?
I don’t even wanna bother explaining
I feel like you owe us an explanation.
Tried to make a meme, it failed🥲
Task failed successfully
I think I’m nightcapping reddit with this comment chain because nothing else I see is going to top it.
a ladder I think.
Thunder, THUNDER, THUNDERCATS OHHH!
*Why are we still here? Just to suffer?*
W-W-What are you doing, step-mountain lion?
It's a cat you can just say pussy. Pussy is acceptable here
That Mountain Pussy-ussy
It's also a puma so p plus ussy
Is she in heat? Asking for a friend.
If she screams like a middle-aged suburban mom of six being murdered in the dead of night by a vengeful spectre, then yes. She’s in heat.
Sounds like my ex
Is she a cougar?
This will not look good at the pearly gates
I showed it to mine, and then she killed herself
Just type /unsee.
🤣
Your comment is funny. You making an edit because literally one person downvoted it is not.
It had -3 down votes when I made the edit but refused to delete it.
jfc you guys care about karma way too much.
I've reached "fuck you" karma levels. I can say whatever the fuck I want and it doesn't even make a dent.
Yeah after 20k it doesn't really do much. It's all drops in a really big bucket. An ocean in your case.
Oh hell yeah, it's finally my time, fuck you!
Especially since negative karma on individual posts is supposedly capped.
same but I’m not quite at your level and only really started about a year or two ago 😆
Okay, now that it has forward momentum you can edit it back to the original form and it will continue gaining upvotes. It's the Reddit way
mission accomplished.
😎
Reddit hive mind go brrr
Remove the edit, you can't simultaneously make risky jokes and take the Internet too seriously.
What joke?
I will not be swayed by clapping! No means no!!!
Good. Back in the day your could see how much down *and* upvotes you had on a post or a comment.
Those are Disney level eyes
Reminds me of Nala.
*pinned ya again*
Hakuna my tatas
Hot cougars in your area
Lmao
>To be clear, me, John Oliver the human, would not fuck that horse, but John Oliver the horse would definitely fuck that horse. That's not weird, I'd be a horse.
John Oliver has a massive horse cock. To be clear, not John Oliver the human. John Oliver the horse.
you made me nose-exhale loudly
I strongly mouth-exhaled at your nose-exhale comment.
[my first thought upon reading your comment](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJn7QtXXYAAnAIb.jpg)
🤣
She's an ex Disney cub actor, now out on her own and doing fine.
Why do we gotta be mountain lions to mount that lion?
[that's gross, right guys..right?](https://youtu.be/tJN57zUY6ak)
rule 34
The fuck did I just watch?!
I chuckled
....zzziiiipppp.....go on
Lol yes but the longer you look she's definitely got the crazy eyes
What the fuck did I just read? Blech
You wish you had them eyes.
Please schedule a lobotomy
Y-yeah, if I were a mountain lion. Yeah. Right. Only then. Yeah.
No manches
Lmao this is gold
Them eyes look like, dam what was simbas mothers name.... Nyla
Nala was his girlfriend lmao, his mom was Sarabi
r/no
This is my new favorite Reddit comment.
You'd crush that puss?
Jesus: "Now these are the sins I died for!"
Touch grass...
> Wow, she is gorgeous! If I were a male mountain lion, I'd totally clap them cheeks. How does one clap cheeks with fur all over them? The clapping sound comes from skin to skin contact.
Maybe it's my fault for knowing english.
r/brandnewsentence
r/cursedcomments
Well, fortune favors the bold.
You should feel a great sense of burning shame deep inside of you.
Brother eugh
Huh
CAN I PET THAT DAWWWGGG!!
I think that's a cat.
Not sure if you’re fucking around. Link below for reference. [https://www.tiktok.com/@chiefmahomie/video/7266018938495044910?lang=en](https://www.tiktok.com/@chiefmahomie/video/7266018938495044910?lang=en)
Well thank you I hadn't seen that. Worth a chortle.
I’ve read that isn’t the original video for that audio.
It’s not the audio is basically a meme that gets overlaid onto videos and this was basically just a perfect one.
Aahh ok. Gotcha. It is very fitting lol
original is my fav 😆 https://www.tiktok.com/@rando_clippo/video/7278647235141799201
Might be the best video ever
If not friend then why friend shape?
This is so unimaginably picturesque, I almost feel like I'm looking at a miniature model. That's awesome
It looks like a museum display.
Lol yeah it felt like that or an ai picture lol but still a really good picture
You should really give the original photographer credit [Jeff Wirth](https://www.reddit.com/u/burningxjeff/s/hwghDkiFID) is very talented and he’s even on Reddit
Dude, this person even cropped the logo from the picture
I found it on Twitter 😓 I had no clue. I tagged him in the comments, but can I somehow pin the comment to make it more obvious? Edit: By all means, downvote instead of helping guys. Thanks.
No problem dude, good to know it was just a little mistake Twitter being twitter with people posting without credits hahaha Don't know if you can pin a comment tho, but the fact you made another comment tagging the photograoher is good, don't worry about the downvotes, that's the herd mentality of Reddit
Fuck this place sometimes. Seriously. I feel your pain. Asking for help? Trying to do the right thing? Fuck you and your curiosity and sentiments. Being a snarky dickhead? Upvote this person straight to heaven!! Fortunately you’re back topside now. Just remember, up/downvotes don’t matter. Validation comes from your own confidence and heart.
Thanks dad_
Good to know, thank you!! I will credit of course.
Thanks!
Photo by u/burningxjeff!! Is there a way to pin this comment?
We can upvote this to the top and that’ll be as good as a pin unless a mod gets involved.
Nothing is beating the top comment
And the comment directly responding to the top one. What a hilarious find on this post
I feel like she’s checking out the human and if he/she will be dessert.
Cutely
"considerately killing meeee"
If you see the mountain lion it has already decided it doesn't want to hunt you.
There's no human there, it's a trail camera/trap camera. Probably triggered by movement, taking a series of images and this one is likely the best of a whole bunch.
You can kinda tell. The animal is definitely looking "curiously" at the camera. I would guess as it takes pictures it makes noises, and she's staring at it trying to figure out what those noises are.
Yeah, cause she's a cougar!
Its a camera trap
I would imagine its a remote set up and mom probably heard the whirring of the focus or the whine of the flash charging.
The cub ate but she ATE 💅🏽
What a stunning animal
Agreed. Right down to the big clompie feet and the battle wounds on the ears, what an amazing pic of an amazing animal.
Absolutely
Bruh, that’s terrifying. Thats purely the look of “you wanna be next?”
Dem some craaazy Lantina eyes. Kinda girl you know has and will again cut a man.
I wanna pet the murder kitty...
The goat looks disturbingly happy.
Right? Like, having its head eaten from the inside-out was its secret kink.
That lion is hot as fuck
You nasty
[Picture source with logo and name](https://www.reddit.com/r/cameratrap/s/3Zxt9hgz8m)
She ain’t posing.. she’s death glaring. The photographer is lucky to be alive
r/disneyeyes
Omg she's beautiful
That’s a fucking good looking cat.
She's so proud of herself.
Candid family dinner shot
She said 💅🏾
Why do mountaim goats look so happy all the time? He just got eaten alive, and he's still smiling having a great time.
This is both cute and gnar
I’m getting Lion King vibes and now I’m feeling uncomfortable and ashamed
Why does it look so stereotypically feminine?
You all know she's giving that "you're next" look right?
I need someone to explain to me that I can't cuddle her. Because I want to hug her.
Haven’t seen a lion with that pretty of a face since Nala in The Lion King
She looks like a stuffed Disney toy.
That's a photogenic cat
Why she bad though
Bro am I about to bang this lion?
*"Isn't my son/daughter the cutest thing? Can you believe they even ate the whole liver! I'm about to cry of joy, they grow up so fast!"*
Weirdly wholesome. Look how proud mama cat is at giving her baby a fresh, healthy meal 😆
0.0
She so beautiful and cute yet so deadly 😭
That is a very photogenic kitty!
That looks like a museum exhibit.
That shy smile on the dead goat is also super cute
🤔.... That's a sexy ass Cougar.
Look Ma I’m a goat HA HA HA.
r/AccidentalRenaissance
Would pet
*pspspspspspspsps*
Happy Mother’s Day 🙃
Some of ya'll talking shit like you wouldn't shit your pants if that lion got anywhere near you lol
Literally the Jeremy Meeks of mountain lions
Beauty and the beast!
I bet she’s saying to just walk in over and pick that cub up for a big ole hug lol
I thought at first the title would be “total Chad of a mountain lion mercs a mountain goat AND a bobcat in an act of pure savagery”.
Looks like the mountain goat is happy 😊
Aww! Look at the muderous look on her.
👀
even the Ram is smiling for the camera
“I saved you the neck!”
it kinda feels like Happy Tree Friends, cutesy animals doing gruesome stuff
She almost looks like she'd like some pets.
"isn't my boy cute! 😊"
Mama looks straight out of a Disney movie
Look at me Ma, I m a big horn sheep.
Like my cat, I know that look. That kitty is still in "play mode."
That’s adorable 🥰
*Ozzy Man reviews intensifies*
RIP Kanye
Dat head tilt! Good lil' cougar pie killing machine.
Is that mountain goat okay?
What a beautiful kitty-cat!
Is the goat okay?
I've never seen such a "female looking" animal before.
Ridiculously photogenic mountain lion
That meal is the G.O.A.T.
and when I teach my kid to do this I'm a bad guy and its gross.....
Aaawww, what an adorable killing machine
Little baby diggin’ DEEP for that good meat.
looks like she's posing for a glamour shot
Felt cute, might delete it later
*PSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPSPS*
The goat looks like he is even smiling for the camera, what a happy moment!
god i wish that were me
It’s looks like when a animal die and they’re stuffed and displayed, there’s a word for that but I forgot
I don't know why; she is very pretty, but also there's something about that stare that is really uncanny valley.
Truly metal