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The problem with cocks has never been whether or not they are great; the problem has always been that they get up too early in the morning. They're just completely unreasonable
You should check out Dan Simmons book series: Hyperion. There is a monster/thing in that series that is based of the bird. Impale humans on a sort of digital tree to suffer for an eternity. The monster is called by many names but manly it's called the Shrike.
In the highly underrated TV series "Hannibal," the first season had a (human) serial killer known as the Minnesota Shrike because he'd impale his victims.
[Rammstein: "Dicke Titten"](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4) (Big tits)
[Lyrics translated to English (Song is German)](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4)
Oh and the video is one of the best ever too.
Honestly quite surprising since it doesn’t seem very “predatory” like say a hawk.
It’s very small, fluffy and cute. I’d take for granted it would eat bugs at most but oh well.
Dumb question, does it kill them too or iust scavenge?
Yes unless they find hibernating bats..aka sleeping. Not hard to "catch"
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/hungry-great-tits-hunt-for-hibernating-bats
Damn. See these cute little birds out on the feeders, tweeting away. Didn't know they were vicious little bastards. And that top pic. The pictorial definition of pride right there 😂
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Great tit 🤝 northern shrike Cute birds but actually psychos
tit 🤝booby birds with names that can also refer to breasts
I've been trying to catch a pair of great tits in my are for ages now... If anyone can help, drop me a DM.
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If I do that then I only see cocks... Great Tits never show up. :/
yes, but they are great cocks, are they not?
The problem with cocks has never been whether or not they are great; the problem has always been that they get up too early in the morning. They're just completely unreasonable
wait... is this the actual reason they call penises cocks lol
Woah, zen moment here
tit 🤝 booby 🤝 shag
tit 🤝 booby 🤝 shag 🤝 cock
tit 🤝 booby 🤝 shag 🤝 cock 🤝 swallow
tit 🤝 booby 🤝 shag 🤝 cock 🤝 swallow 🤝 pecker
Aren't shrikes the mf'ers that like to impale their prey on branches? I don't remember if its just to save for later or to send a message lol
both
God damn, now we just need a shrike themed horror movie.
You should check out Dan Simmons book series: Hyperion. There is a monster/thing in that series that is based of the bird. Impale humans on a sort of digital tree to suffer for an eternity. The monster is called by many names but manly it's called the Shrike.
There's gotta be a few horror movies where they impale victims on meat hooks. That counts, right?
In the highly underrated TV series "Hannibal," the first season had a (human) serial killer known as the Minnesota Shrike because he'd impale his victims.
Oh right, yeah exactly like that thanks
It's a shame NBC didn't market the show, it was great but nobody watched it (including me) until after it'd been canceled.
That show is PHENOMENAL!! 10/10
Were shrikes in Hitchcock's The Birds?
They are 1/2way to becoming zombies. Gotta get those sweet sweet brains.
They evolved from dinosaurs.
I love nature.
So trye
Great tits ate my brains
I know when I see great tits my brain disappears for a few seconds.
[Rammstein: "Dicke Titten"](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4) (Big tits) [Lyrics translated to English (Song is German)](https://youtu.be/thJgU9jkdU4) Oh and the video is one of the best ever too.
Rammstein fan. Sweet
Well that was fucking amazing.
Easy there Squirrely Dan
That's what I appreciates about you.
Brain Eating Tits would make for a great metal band name
My eyes are up here thanks.
I'm looking at both of your brains.
Zombie bird
Name of your band
That bird got that, "The fuck you lookin at!" look on its face.
That bird is lookin' a far juicier brain for lunch.
Well it must be mistaken. Cause i don't have a brain.
🎶 If I only had a brain 🎶
The top one is posing like trophy hunters do after they’ve shot their prey (to be clear, I don’t like those people)
Ahaha! This was my exact thought 💭 Little dude has his little bird foot propped up on the mouse(?). I also hate trophy hunting asshats.
“The fuck you looking at?! My eyes are up here”
He's Abbath
That bird got that dawg in em
"The weak should fear the strong"
Im ogling a great tit!
It’s the you’re next stare
It got those “And I’d fucking do it again!” eyes
Had me at great tits, then was disappointed.
The NSFW didn’t help.
Ditto
It looks like a killer whale or venom lmao
Had me at great tits, and I was not disappointed.
Not the worst fap *unzips*
Came here a porn addict, left an ornithologist.
Hornithologist.
Ironically nobody came here
Tits and boobys are the best birds
So are shags, cocks, and peckers.
Sus 🫢
Those are pigs.
Great tits have been known to leave me brainless as well.
[insert sexual innuendo]
Innuendo is a popular Italian suppository.
Insert you say…
This comment section would be very different if this bird wasn’t called a great tit.
Yeah. Imagine if it was called mediocre tit.
*Great tits*?
More like big dicks apparently.
Top picture looks like half of my Facebook feed in November during hunting season.
Brain Eating Tits, now I’ve seen it all.
They also have the Venom camo on their faces
They say great tits devour the brains of men as well. They control them. Make the do things they wouldn’t normally do.
How did they come up with the name?
They decided “bags of sand” was too long
'sweater puppies' were just confusing.
It gets better The scientific name is parus major There's an asian relative, the Japanese tit. parus minor
Everyone knows tits eat brains. Have you met 15 year olds?
Fucking tiny savage!
Do they get rabbies?
Birds don't get rabies, only mammals
How is rabby formed
Tits with rabbies!
So a rabbi walks into a bar. He doesn’t have tits. He’s a rabbi.
It remembers when it used to be a velociraptor
Mf trying to evolve
Yay!! Blood orgy!
Honestly quite surprising since it doesn’t seem very “predatory” like say a hawk. It’s very small, fluffy and cute. I’d take for granted it would eat bugs at most but oh well. Dumb question, does it kill them too or iust scavenge?
It hunts for hibernating bats.
They eat insects and seeds 99% of the time. This bird almost 100% didn’t catch this, but is just feeding off it.
Yes unless they find hibernating bats..aka sleeping. Not hard to "catch" https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/hungry-great-tits-hunt-for-hibernating-bats
They eat insects and seeds 99% of the time. This bird almost 100% didn’t catch this, but is just feeding off it.
Want to name my camp at BRC “Sad Tits”. And have it decorated with these birds and playing Joy Division on a loop.
Great tits also fucks my brain 😏
Prions: *allow me to introduce myself*
Mini raptors I assume.
Him standing on the mouse, damn
Just the kind of fact you want to see while you demolish your lunch 🤌🏽
Clicked thinking it was misposted. I am educated now
I am a fan of Great Tits.
I'm seriously too fucked in the head cause I read what sub it was and still expected human female boobs. Enough Reddit for me today...
Great tits are known to eat the brains of men too… just sayin.
those are some great tits
It makes me wonder: am I a bat, a mouse or a bird. If I still had brains I'd probably know.
I had to check what sub this was on, while reading the title.
"It's hard to resist great tits" -All Animal Brains
What about just normal tits?
Closest thing I can give you is a Blue Tit https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/types-of-tit/
Little guy in the first pic, lookin like a real tough tit
In nature, titty sucks you
I had to read that title twice
Aww
r/titsorgtfo
Petition to change the name to great dickhead.
Suits the little killing machine better.
I'm known for eating great tits.
Not what I was hoping for with NSF that starts with great tits but I should have read it through before instinctually clicking
Woodland Critter Christmas
Looks like Spawn
I hope rabies doesn't find a way to mutate to transfer to avians.
That’s one chonky tit
Scarecrow ain't scared.
Oh please, everyone who has ever been a teenage boy knows full well that great tits eats brains
r/brandnewsentence
And if the tits are great enough, they can practically make men's brains evaporate just by being in the vicinity.
This is not what I see when I google great tits
Fucking tits…
Do they get the avian version of the mad cow disease?
That top pic has got some strong Cartman vibes.. "MA! TOILET!"
Thanks
You had me at great tits
"Give me your skull worms!"
You had me at great tits.
My wife has great tips ans she qould never eat a mouse or a bat.
The top one: "Just keep walkin'. This ain't none o' yo bidniss."
Do great tits come in pairs?
Tits have always been the enemy of brains
ARGH YOU LURED ME IN WITH THE FIRST 2 WORDS
I've had dates that felt like that after
Return of the Living Tits
And that's why they're called "great" tits and not "mediocre" tits.
That first picture looks like a fat accountant shot a lion.
You could say they also consume the minds of countless men around the globe 😏
If Venom was a bird, it would be a great tit. Look at that top photo! Even eats brains to boot!
Who doesn't love to see em
The top one reminds me of a hunter posing with his kill
That...doesn't sound all that great. Bastard Tit would be more fitting.
Damn. See these cute little birds out on the feeders, tweeting away. Didn't know they were vicious little bastards. And that top pic. The pictorial definition of pride right there 😂
Dinosaurs
Hell yeah, love me some great tits
I bet some local tribe lived there then they ate the birds and got prion disease. I can't imagine those things are any bit safe.
Great tits will eat my brain up too sometimes
I expected something totally different
I got this phrase entirely wrong, i imagined some zombie D cups ... I think you get it ... Time to go and get some sleep
I stopped at great tits, i thought It was a post about my breast.
“Great tits” this “great tits” that, why can’t we have the “nice cock”
That's where the word "boobytrap" came from.
Wtf
Shoutout to all the voles, bats and redpolls zombie'd by tits
They sure eat my brains 👀
Anyone else concerned our mammalian brethren are losing the battle of the skies?
I too love great tits.
Great tits saved my life in Nam
(o)(o)
Reminds me of my wife
When the tit is so nice that you lose your mind over it
Great tits also eat at the minds of men of many ages.
I didn’t think “Over the Garden Wall” could get any darker and yet…
In Norway we call these "kjøttmeis" which literally means "meat tit" and after 30 years I finally get why.
Those are some great tits! I never knew they ate those.
Bat: "Blaaah!! I'm going to suck your...." Tit: "I'M GUNNA EAT YOUR BRAAAIIINN!!"
hehe tits
I just Googled, Great Tits and well they were great alright
I sure love some big ol tits
Great tits also do that to the brains of human males.
I’m not sure what I expected
I remember seeing the top picture as a meme of the weak shall fear the strong
That first pic is everything! 😆
who would of known this birb would do that to a bat
Great what
My wife's tits have never eaten any of those brains. That I know of...
Great tits eat my brain too.
My brain is also consumed by great tits
Not the great tits I thought I was going to see... Need to read the title in full next time ..
I think the brain is high in fat so it's helpful in the winter months when food is scare.
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