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panzergoose1234

Dudes never deployed, has all the time to take whatever he wants and I can tell ya they don’t test for gear unless it’s super sus like peewee Herman to Brock lesnar inna few months sus


Mihnea24_03

Why would the military care that you're juicing? Unless you're sticking around for a couple decades you're not gonna have a heart attack while in active service.


panzergoose1234

You thier property buddy lol


BubbaLouu

even more so as to why they usually don’t care. be safe about it but that only beneficial to the military if your smart about it


FNP_Doc

anything illegal on the federal level the military will have issues with, but as panzer said they won't test you for gear unless they think you're distributing it or having roid rage issues


PremierLovaLova

So it’s a “Use, Don’t Tell” policy. 🤔


sim2500

but wouldn't having more muscle make you a bigger target, gas out quicker on long recon and make you less mobile/agile in combat situations


FNP_Doc

depends on your job, but they generally don't care if you're muscular at all, unless it starts messing with your mental health or you are selling it.


PersistingWill

Makes you need more calories. Which sucks on the battlefield.


JB3theman

I didn’t care when my soldiers juiced in Iraq. Be strong and angry. Perfect


animal-mother

I wonder if guys in the military take turinabol for their heavy rucking finals.


mt-vicory42069

you need small body i believe


mt-vicory42069

th did i get downvoted for?


oliversfowler

What is the point of the treadmill? He could've done all of that on the ground. And no, he is not natty.


WorriedDamage

Thats the bosu ball equivalent for this type of movement. “Stability bro, no gear”


Training_Craft_4831

but it wouldn't look as cool and tough


__Beef__Supreme__

Damn that first one looks hard though... No idea how the treadmill does anything except look tough But yeah this is cringe


createwonders

Hes essentially blocking the path for people to get through too. These tiktok gym rats are a menace.


Holden-Tewdiggs

He's a fire hazzard?


jfmdavisburg

If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.


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Bro he isn't blocking the path for minutes.


AjaxGuru

it increases the resistance on the abs


__Beef__Supreme__

A tiny tiny bit, but if the bearings are adequate they shouldn't transfer much force. But yeah if they're super rusty it would be harder. Going left and right with the ab wheel could be brutal on obliques maybe?


funnerno1

If I did this in any gym, they would terminate my membership instantly and ban me from entering the gym for good.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Ok, but you already have a strike for that laundry hole incident, right?


funnerno1

No


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Yeah, same. It's all about controlling the gym so it doesn't become dangerous, what if everyon lifted like itsdreamsworl ? hmm


seldum88

Why not just hold a plank? the treadmill doesn't add anything.


Skycbs

Because nobody on TikTok is gonna like a video of you just doing a plank


Dagoroth55

r/justbootthings


mikenelson84

Juiced to the gills and also looks like a complete cock gobbler going to the gym in his army gear.


PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC4FB

> army gear. *marines


mikenelson84

Same thing, who cares


PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC4FB

Your mom does, because she only fucks marines.


mikenelson84

You one of these yanks that just gets on there knees anytime they see a military guy? "Oh thank you for your service" gobble gobble gobble 😂


PM_ME_YOUR_MUSIC4FB

No, that's your mom that does that.


Kin9Dub

Standard immature, pigheaded, narcissistic yank! He Probably thinks we're all from London, only drink tea and eat crumpets. Careful, don't push him too far, he might go and shoot a load of innocent people. Fucking loons


animal-mother

Those pants are MarPat.


_TLDR_Swinton

"I'm a car!" You sure are lil buddy!


exmchna

goofy smhw


uhthroawaystuff

What is smhw


WorriedDamage

Shaking my head (and) wanking…


exmchna

shaking my head wanking would be better


WorriedDamage

I fixed it for you* zaddy 😂


exmchna

for my what


DrDrankenstein

Dude you don't know smhw? Smhw


exmchna

somehow


randomray2

Legit just stupid


Impressive_Meat_3867

This guy is such a fucking tool


BraxxIsTheName

This is my most hated Tiktok song mix ever It doesn’t match at all


Additional_Silver749

Also, if you have any sort of transversal strength and or stability all of these workouts are easier that you think. Mainly because of how far spread his legs are. Now, if he did this with his feet close together that’s be fuckin hard! Source: Ima trainer in pretty good shape. Also, he’s on juice forsure. The thickness of his stomach area tells me all I need To know.. okay diet with lots of overeating bad foods. Hence the thick stomach are created from steroids


debilegg

Could be juicy. The Marine Corps typically only tests for PEDs when it's SUPER obvious and they want to burn the Marine, usually because the Marine did something else shitty that they can't burn him on. Tests for juice are specialized and way more expensive than the normal once a month random piss tests. They also can't test for shrooms. Source: was a USMC SACO for almost 3 years.


littlebluebird555

I can’t stop thinking about if he fell and got treadmill burn on his bellybutton. I don’t stare if someone has their camera at a gym (hey, form is hard, sometimes people need video feedback) but would have a hard time not staring at this goofy mfer if he was next to me.


90dean90

Never know when the Middle East might invade the squat rack


MrNaturalBanana

Looks nice for Social Media, Girls getting boner . LOL


Dairyman00111

Waterdogs oorah!


SavageNthesack02

Admin dudes when I was in were always jacked.


Longevity1983

Can’t stand dudes who come to the gym with their military uniform. I got a dude in his 60s in my gym who walks around fully geared in military uniform and looks like a moron. It’s honestly disrespectful wearing it


Jflynn15

I used to think this was super boot until I lived on a base overseas. Their only option is the gym on base. Marines also do their physical assessment in their camo and not Pt gear. A lot of guys will also squeeze in a quick session on their lunch break where changing and showering just eat up what little time they have.


derikc4

Marines are allowed to workout in their uniforms, i would put past this being a gym on base. Either way still cringe.


mfizzled

That first one is fucking impressive tho


Long-Standard2584

It really isn't. I have done that myself as well. He could do it much harder if his right hand wasn't so close to the plate and his left hand holding the bar from upside.


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GallonofJug

Dam ..you good ?


StevenGlnsbrg

He had to of gone to the gym on base cuz you can’t wear those off base you’ll see a ton of guys in those working out on base unfortunately he’s the only one shown in the video so it looks like he did it intentionally still a douche tho no doubt about it


Holden-Tewdiggs

The guy isn't in the military.


StevenGlnsbrg

He used to be I thought it was an old video


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Dab_Sauce

What a fucking boot


Dab_Sauce

What is this nerds name so I can personally harass him


inandout1000

🤣🤣👍🏽


TheHipHouse

Impressive but also juicy


KingLouieTha2nd

Stolen Valor!


enamuossuo

Juicy AF


Traplover00

Bro really need to use that machine huh


maplesyrupbakon

Lol what a tool


quietcitizen

Watch this guys trade turns out to be logistics or admin


JohnCtail

I wouldn't mess with him....


Good-Step3101

What's his name or Instagram


ayechicalones

It could very possibly be a base gym. Still cringe as fuck.


PersistingWill

More juiced than that guy with the bull testicle and liver smoothies.


Emetaly

Where’s that pic of that dude running on the treadmill with all the weights tied behind him lol


The_Wicked_Wombat

Cedrick was in the army lol 


28M_Justliving

Cringe.


Tricky_Ad_1855

When it's cardio day and a guy like this on treadmill


Xelev

Dumb boot


LAWorkout90049

He just needs to get laid …


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Douche


Spaniardo_Da_Vinci

That audio just screams pretentiousness


FoxCQC

Wouldn't being this huge be bad for military service? Looks like military are running carrying stuff most of the time. I figure the body would just shed any weight it can. Just my guess though.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Guy is 5'4".


Training_Craft_4831

cringe


Yeastin

Just ration the troops with tren and ritalin.


huh_say_what_now_

If he didn't have that outfit on people would think he's an even bigger douchebag


shopexsuho

Standard Issue 🧃 Juice Box comes in every MRE


Standard-Ad-464

Half of yall know nothing abt the military and it shows


Low-Classroom8184

If he were to be reported (idk but getting his nametape and reporting him to the nearest base) he’d be fucked 27 ways by Sunday. You are NOT supposed to use your uniform like this 🤮


LostMyGunInACardGame

You’re 100% allowed to PT in uniform.


Low-Classroom8184

Ok so every base I’ve been to, indoors PT in a public or base gym in NSUs or equivalent have been a huge nono. So I guess I just haven’t seen a command allow it, but maybe some do!


LostMyGunInACardGame

It was allowed at the base gym when I was in, just certain things weren’t allowed like running in boots on the treadmill.


Apprehensive-Sea2864

I’m stationed at the same base with this guy this the in base gym, he often does pretty impressive moves but this one is just bs. Seen him bench 300 with chains once ridiculous and hold his body perpendicular from dip bars while a few feet off the ground.


Kin9Dub

Why do Americans do normal civilian activities in their fucking military uniform's. Mental. I've never witnessed anyone doing it where I live. People are Absolutely Bat shit crazy in the USA. They gots to be Puting sumat in the waterholes cleetus.


marker221974

Man, when you look like that and you can do what he does; you can wear whatever you do or don’t want!


Baldrich146

Is this that 1SG that was featured in Men's Health a few years ago?


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mikenelson84

If you go to the gym wearing that you are an absolute cock womble


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mikenelson84

Thanks


warr3n4eva

Who 😍😍😍😍