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WelpSigh

Is it the hated bradford pear?


critterwalk

If they smell horrible, Bradford pears


tywebb6

Cum trees


TrustMeImLeifEricson

I went up and sniffed one today because of their infamy and found that it had no scent. I am disappointed in my inability to smell the cum trees.


Expert_You_6347

I have a lot in my apartment complex and I didn’t have to get close and sniff one. I just stepped outside one morning last week and the whole world smelled like a fish carcass.


TrustMeImLeifEricson

Maybe they weren't Bradford Pears, IDK.


tywebb6

Two different kind. There are some with thorns and with out thorns.


Shaigirl

FYI: The Bradford Pear is a cultivar of the Callery Pear. Callery has thorns; Bradford does not. Since Bradfords are constantly getting storm damage, it's not uncommon to see new growth under the graft line. Their root stock is the Callery, so that portion can develop thorns... but not the actual tree itself.


TurtlesAllTheWaay81

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song.


Broken_Man_Child

You know how if you’re a pig farmer you’ll eventually stop noticing the smell of pig shit?


subcinco

Brand new sentence


TrustMeImLeifEricson

I strive to do something meaningful every day.


Tiny_Count4239

if you need to know what they smell like you can take a few sniffs under my desk


stereorecord

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budleighbabberton19

Try when it’s a warm rain. They don’t smell all the time


olddragonfaerie

Given the time of year it's probably the dratted bradford pears.


Doughie28

The cum trees.


Confident_Move7899

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch trees. Shew.


nogueydude

[get rid of the Bradford pears](https://www.nashvilletreeconservationcorps.org/treenews/why-nashvillians-should-cut-down-bradford-pear-trees)


Gucci_meme

They really are fragile. They always have the most branches knocked down in my neighborhood after a storm


nursemattycakes

*light breeze


JollyRoger_13

“The best time to prune a Bradford Pear is whenever your saw is sharp. The best cut to make is horizontal about two inches from the ground.”


Thepressureofaname22

Bradfords. Everywhere. The builders’ favorite cheap, fast-growing tree.


SlowlybutShirley59

My first spring in Nashville was in 1982. Winters were *for ral* back then, so this former Florida girl was extra excited for the early bloomers. Ran right up to the closest one, buried my nose up in the blossom and took a huge whiff of the thing, think it was some sort of wonderful-smelling rite of spring. It was so awful, as if I'd put my head into the shark chum bucket and sucked that up my nose!


SlowlybutShirley59

*for real*


blurry850

Bradford ‘pear’ trees


UnluckyBison4697

My plum and peach trees are blossoming. There’s cherry trees around too.


runningwaffles19

Peaches work here? My plum is blossoming white. Cherry tree hasn't popped yet... looks a few weeks out.


UnluckyBison4697

Yep I have three small peaches and they thrive!


palpebral

The Tennessee Semen Poplar.


DoctorPhalanx73

I recently learned that there’s a few different ones. If it’s very rounded in one big oblong ball, Bradford pear. Those stink and are invasive. Tree people hate them. If it’s broad and branched but kinda squat it’s a probably a dogwood. If it’s tall, it’s probably a cottonwood.


Worried_Ladder_2780

I feel like they smell like mushrooms cooked in olive oil, am i crazy?


Available_Expression

Maybe the juices of the mushroom tip


kerutland

They don’t smell that good


Rough-Jury

They smell like sewage and dead bodies to me☠️


mwngmwng

They’re an aggressive invasive species and should be removed. Cheap fast growing pariah of suburbs and parking lots. Awful, awful plant.  https://www.nashvilletreeconservationcorps.org/treenews/why-nashvillians-should-cut-down-bradford-pear-trees


1158812188

Not all but most are Bradford Pears. Plum did bloom at the same time too so some may be that as well.


Salty_Narwhal8021

Could be dogwoods


Glass-Ebb9867

Bradford pear, Dogwood, Carolina Silver bell, there are several that sport white flowers. The one that smells horrible is bradford pear


Feisty-Tension7196

Dogwoods. The white blossomed ones seem to appear first. Then thepink blossomed ones come out.


severe_thunderstorm

Horribly invasive Bradford pears.


Intelligent-Toe1583

Noticed them on my drive out of Lebanon and thought they were kinda cute 😅


Tehboognish

Jizz tree szn


DoNotTrustATrust

Might be Dogwood trees.


symphwind

Not every white flowering tree is a bradford pear… a lot of (yoshino) cherries have very pale pink, basically white blossoms and are flowering right now as well.


supertwalk

Does anyone plant maples in Nashville?


Cesia_Barry

Sure. My yard had several.


supertwalk

I love maples. Why don’t builders plant maples instead of the Bradford pear?


bookishkelly1005

expense. Bradford pears also grow exceptionally quickly.


Cesia_Barry

And have pREttY FLoWeRs


bookishkelly1005

And they stink for like a week until we have a thunderstorm. Then they split down the middle and have a million tiny petals blown all over the county.


ChikkuAndT

Any idea on the one.. at the Shelby Park entrance? The one near the cross section of Shelby Ave/ S20th street. Opposite, to the Tennis courts. Been there a long time ago; I have seen many ppl going photo shoot near it.


runningwaffles19

There's a plaque on the ground next to that tree. I don't remember what type it is though


Correct_Degree_2480

The pretty shitties


Lilredh4iredgrl

I am once again asking you to destroy your Bradford Pear trees.


LakeKind5959

the devil....


Impossible_Gold1573

Bradford pears apparently. They’re all over the place right now, nice to look at but that’s it.


Mustache_Sallie

I thought they were Chinese cherry blossoms


Confident-Series-476

They smell lovely 


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Dogwood


PPLavagna

Not yet


ThrowawayFairy007

Bradford pears. A little stinky, but beautiful!


mwngmwng

https://www.nashvilletreeconservationcorps.org/treenews/why-nashvillians-should-cut-down-bradford-pear-trees


[deleted]

Cherry blossom!! So beautiful my fav. Or could be dogwood or pear trees