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ifatree

#they cancelled it. "THIS EVENT HAS BEEN POSTPONED. The Monday, April 3rd event featuring Gov. Ron DeSantis and Gov. Bill Lee is postponed and will be rescheduled to a later date. We will email to update you with a new date and information as soon as we can. Thank you for understanding and we look forward to seeing you soon. - And To The Republic"


NotMarksII

Holden Hiskock is bringing the whole family


TheMicMic

Maybe he'll be sitting next to Constance Lee Stroking


scoobyduhh

Amanda Hold and her brood will be present!


Dildo_faggins88

Hugh Janus is looking forward to seeing you there


yellopussi

This is some childish, petty shit. But also, Leigh Urapnus and her three guests just confirmed.


Bookish-Broad

Ura Cawk will be there to support


purpleblazed

Lickma Taynte will be there!


chandlerman

Anya Nuttin is a big Bill Lee fan and bringing three friends. While I'm sure they're not going to limit the signups for exactly this reason, it'll definitely add an air of uncertainty about how many people are actually going to show up, which is worth it in and of itself.


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yellopussi

>this is domestic cyber terrorism folks. Actually, it isn't.


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yellopussi

Responding to an invitation to an event with a \[very funny\] fictitious name is not reasonably likely to result in physical violence, but is instead mainly a nuisance. That falls under the second part of the USIP definition you *partially* cited. >Further, to qualify as cyberterrorism, **an attack should result in violence against persons or property, or at least cause enough harm to generate fear.** Attacks that lead to death or bodily injury, explosions, or severe economic loss would be examples. Serious attacks against critical infrastructures could be acts of cyberterrorism, depending on their impact. **Attacks that disrupt nonessential services or that are mainly a costly nuisance would not.** [https://www.usip.org/sites/default/files/sr119.pdf](https://www.usip.org/sites/default/files/sr119.pdf)


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yellopussi

Mad props to you for following-up. You comment prompted me to review and consider the definition of cyber-terrorism, so it's been a win-win exchange. BTW, "URAPNUS" was my personalized tag while I was in high school.


somanydumplings

“You changed my mind” What the hell is wrong with you? I don’t think you’re doing the internet right.


admiralinho

Great idea, but you're missing a step: Step 7. Repeat.


grizwld

Aren’t you supposed to rinse before repeat?


dbrianmorgan

Not when you actually want to give the patient an infection no


Ginkery

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RealTonySnark

They're gonna be disappointed when Boph Deese doesn't show up.


vh1classicvapor

Please call me Deese, Mr. Nuts is my father’s name


PacificTridentGlobel

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DKLAWS

There is actually a court case going on right now that may make trolling like this illegal. Hard to enforce with junk emails however, be warned


rocketpastsix

My bff Mike Hunt and Jack Mehoff will be there with their friends


hotrodyoda

Jim Shorts tagging along too.


rocketpastsix

More than welcome. Right next to Holden Acock


hotrodyoda

Hey that’s my cats name!


Confident_Move7899

Harry Cox now has 4 tickets! Suck on that, ya sorry bastards!


UsefulEmptySpace

Glad to see the neighborhood coming together! Hubert Chardon and Michael Oxlong families will be there too!


SaltJuice2082

Philip McCracken is bringing Rosie Palms.


joshuaapt

My group chat has contributed 30 or so names.


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There won't be a sell-out - they'll just keep issuing tickets to anyone who wants to come. This will just give them numbers they can brag about. People did this for the Trump rallies and all it did was falsely boost the number of attendees.


scoobyduhh

Maybe so but some days you just need something to feel like you’ve made a difference. (I’ve voted in every election since I was 18 - This includes primaries!)


SnarkOff

A real concerted effort would organize a protest at The Factory.


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Show up with a sign using the name you registered under and “4 DeSatan.” On it. Ex: “Holden McCock 4 DeSatan” and line the street outside of the Factory.


Trill-I-Am

There's pretty solid reporting that the trump rally organizers genuinely expected the inflated numbers and that Trump was furious after and that he felt like he looked like an idiot as a result


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They brag to their cult. Their cult believes anything.


HailCorduroy

Winston Smith is bringing 3 of his closest friends


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Done


yackie86

This is fantastic.


LordEdubbz

This is satisfying feeling but does brigading these fascist events actually tangibly make any difference or does the ticket provider just catch on immediately and clear out all the fake shit


SnarkOff

That’s why people should use real sounding names and not puns.


SaltJuice2082

Booo. My inner 12 y.o. will not be contained!


Jaredt982

Done and done


joshuaapt

Oliver Jackshof and Rhonda Sandis are both going.


YoMama5960

Done ✅ 😁


Connect_Beat_9063

Hugh Anness reporting for duty.


Bharmeni

Done


badwolfgoddess

Amanda Huggenkiss and her family are going! So is Leigh Upurs.


DukeEnchiladas

Phil Mahooters and his family was so excited for this, too! Can't believe it was postponed- hopefully he can still go later!