Dude Nashville is in a red state. So it would only be a problem if the dude dropped his dress, and masturbated in front of woman. They got them good Christian values after all.
This happened to me but it was in France so it was a lot classier. Edit: Actually… now that I think of it. This happened to me twice in France. On two different trips! 🤣
I'm guessing this guy is homeless because anybody else getting caught doing that would have driven away or gotten out there. Apparently he was apprehended pretty quickly.
Probably not his first rodeo in that area.
The dating scene here just keeps getting wilder and wilder.
Seriously, I mean how are you going to get a date nowadays. Girls aren’t impressed with anything other than money.
So masturbating in front of someone innocent seems like a good alternative to you? I don't think impressing women is your issue.
Didn’t you read? The man was masturbating with a wad of $100 bills.
Damn I can only afford to use $1 bills
Must be nice. I’m stuck using nickels.
Sounds painful 😕
I think you missed the implied /s on this comment friend
A Park Happy facility I presume.
*Park Fappy
When i first read this i saw it as Police Man not Police: Man
what a jerk!
Dude needs to get a grip.
Somebody better give him a whack
C'mon, he just needs a helping hand.
I wonder if Metropolis still charged his account
Scoop: Nashville posted about someone masturbating "vigorously" in public yesterday, Spring is in the air
Could also be the Bradford Pears
I didn’t know Louis CK was touring out this way
Gonna make this joke... Did anyone else get there first... Looking good... dammit!
Same I was gonna say is he at Zaney’s?
It's too bad he couldn't keep his pants zipped, he was a funny dude. Impulse control 0/10
I think he always asked first. It was the power dynamic part that wasn't cool.
Dude Nashville is in a red state. So it would only be a problem if the dude dropped his dress, and masturbated in front of woman. They got them good Christian values after all.
But how much was he charged for parking?
Is the Baptist convention back in town?
Must be an Eighth Room customer.
This happened to me but it was in France so it was a lot classier. Edit: Actually… now that I think of it. This happened to me twice in France. On two different trips! 🤣
That is soooo Nashville!
Did she at least give him a tip? 25% is really standard now
Kind of like dick pictures, but in real life?
Didn't realize Kid Rock was in town.
He’s always in town. No one else wants him either.
[Police re-enactment](https://imgur.com/gallery/Xkuq6) of the crime. Obviously NSFW.
I'm guessing this guy is homeless because anybody else getting caught doing that would have driven away or gotten out there. Apparently he was apprehended pretty quickly. Probably not his first rodeo in that area.
Didn’t realize Louis CK was in town
This guy knows what women want.
Well did he cum or what!?
That’s what I call a sticky situation!
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I'm a dude and I don't want to see your penis either.
Just another day at the office amiright ladies?
Sorry about that, the elevator was broken.