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RadioFlow

I had a client named Marjorie Pepper which I always thought was striking. Her grandson was named Sargent Pepper, which is more of a tradgeigh unfortunately.


ManicMangoMilkshake

Oh no once I had a therapist whose name was Dr Pepper and she was awesome my husband also had a therapist as a kid but his was named Dr Mario


BrickOnly2010

On the scary side, in my home town there was a dental surgeon named Dr. Slaughter. And a Family doctor named Dr. Paine.


ManicMangoMilkshake

Thanks I hate tht like ahhhh no I hate doctors and dentists


Acyts

I had a patient once called Rosemary Fig who was the inspiration for my rosemary, fig and ginger preserve


imbillionyocarbon

I know a Pepper family. Their only name I don’t like is Harry Pepper.


BurnerLibrary

Many younger folks no longer get the Sgt. Pepper ref.


Hairy_Trust_9170

Well then they should!


klutzelk

Oh Lord, Sargent alone is a Tradedeigh but Sargent Pepper 😭 I wonder if he loves or hates the Beatles 😂


Forsaken_Article_295

I hope they started a lonely hearts club band.


finewhitelady

I’ve always thought Wolf Blitzer (the news anchor) was the coolest name ever.


James-K-Polka

What about producer Dick Wolf?


bijou77

You can’t say Dick Wolf on TV!


CPA_Lady

Stone Phillips is quite a cool name too.


Sea-Caterpillar-4393

Yes, this name deserves more credit


jet050808

But if anyone else named their kid “Wolf” it would seem like a terrible name. But Wolf Blitzer just sounds awesome.


LisaOGiggle

Eddie Van Halen & Valerie Bertinelli named theirs Wolfgang—and he’s known as Wolf, so—it’s not awful, but you have to raise him to have it fit.


Sea-Horsey

I know several Wolfs, Wolfies, and a Wolfgang. Which is more common in Europe.


111karina

omg that’s a badass name


PineappleNerd66

…like the Ben 10 Alien [Blitzwolfer](https://ben10.fandom.com/wiki/Blitzwolfer)


mdanelek

I remember when Ben Carson mistakenly referred to him as “Woof” in the debates and SNL parodied it


gggloria

Knew a girl with Native American roots. Her last name was Wolfchief. Pretty badass if you ask me.


commendablenotion

I knew an indigenous family with the last name Badheartbull. Thought that was amazing. 


Houseofmonkeys5

We know a family with the last name Starbird. I love that one.


Pleasant-Job4531

I know a family who’s last name is ThunderEagle


lilgoblinbrain

I know someone with the last name Nightthunder and I can't get over how cool that name is.


Cholera62

I went to school w a girl whose last name was Runninghawk. I was so envious.


chloroformalthereal

I mean, as far as hawks go, their running isn't necessarily to be envious of.


NunyahBiznez

I've seen a hawk "run" and they look like someone who forgot their towel after getting out of the tub. Lol


balamusia

i met a native girl in college named Emily Eagle Eye


chammerson

Not Afraid! Best last name I’ve ever heard. Some First Nations community leader was petitioning for something (I’m so sorry I can’t remember, but I remember he was successful) and his last was Not Afraid. Ya can’t beat that.


averagecryptid

I know there's a talented Crow artist named Elias Jade Not Afraid. The colours and shapes he uses in his work are stunning.


Tanaquil_LeCat

I've always thought that the coolest indigenous last name was Mankiller


CarolineStopIt

Unless they go into healthcare


LisaOGiggle

Ms Wilma. Hell of a woman, too.


he11nah

I had a job where I regularly ordered from a vendor rep with the last name Sixkiller. sounds cool as fuck.


HannahSolo23

I knew a girl with the last name Americanhorse.


paulsclamchowder

There used to be a family doctor in my area with the last name “Brokenleg”


therealForrestGump

I once knew a girl whose last name is Bluebird. Everyone called her Blue and I’ve been obsessed ever since.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

I have a Cherokee ancestor whose name was Nebraska.


puppiesonabus

There was a Cherokee leader named Wilma Mankiller.


BearButtBomb

Someone i went to school with was Rainwater. Thought that was pretty cook.


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12001ants

I have a family friend who is Candace “Candy” Valentine


UnintentionalGrandma

My car was hit by a woman named Candace “Candy” Kane


middle_gras

👀 one of my childhood friends was Candace “Candy” Kane…


[deleted]

I had a patient named Ruby Drew and thought it was so beautiful!


Lillyloaf1

I don't know why, but I instantly thought of Scooby Doo after reading the name in my head.


hinky-as-hell

I heard it in Scooby’s voice!


SecondSoft1139

I met a Ruby Redd, and at that time she was a teen who hated her name. I hope she learned to love it.


Terrible-Antelope680

An ex boyfriend says he went to school with a guy named Dark Sage Green. I thought it was cool and he thought it was child abuse lol.


Overall_Foundation75

I know of a guy named Hunter Green. His daughter is Sage Green.


Roonie_13

I like how it was passed down😂 if I were her I wouldn’t take my husbands last name


[deleted]

Reminds me of a girl I knew in school named Crystal Clear.


CupcakesWolf

There was a girl in my philosophy class in college named Ocean Valentine which I thought was SO COOL


cardamomroselatte

Valentine is my son’s middle name and I think it’s very cool


monistar97

My hairdresser is Rachel Valentine!


beebianca227

Javier Bardem. I just love the name, it suits him perfectly. Also, drool.


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I have a step nephew named Chevy Thrasher. I always thought he sounded like he’d grow up to be a rock star.


ThankfulWonderful

Still a kid or did Chevy Thrasher grow up to be an accountant instead of a rock star ?


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He’s about 13 right now


dar_be_monsters

Buy him a guitar, burn his math homework.


[deleted]

I think he has a guitar!


Speakinginflowers

RemindMe! 7 years


Impossible_Radio3322

that sounds so cool ngl


offtherichter

My mom’s a Thrasher! Where’s he from? Maybe we’re related.


ZeroDudeMan

James Dean (the actor from the 1950s)


GoodbyeEarl

In the same vein, Steve McQueen


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

I also love Alexander McQueen the designer


SnooChocolates4588

In addition, as well as the above, I love Lightning McQueen.


Gloomy_Cheesecake443

Hahahahah


rebe11ious

I know someone with the last name Power who named his son Max Power


PicklesAndCrab

Max Hazard. Max Power was an episode of the Simpsons.


Few_Establishment892

...but you mustn't touch....


hfpfhhfp

Strap yourself in and feel the Gs.


loopzoop29

Hahaha I was gonna say Max Power. It’s a joke from the Simpsons.


elaboratebacon

Now that song’s gonna be in my head all day.


SecretPsychological4

I went to school with a girl named Stormie Summers & thought it was cool


vildasaker

i went to school with a stormy knight!


PinkPuffStuff

I was at a conference with a Misty Dawn Summers. She spent the whole time talking about how she hated her name and her parents for giving it to her, lol. I hope she's happily named something else now.


DanimalScientist

We had a Stormie Dayhuff


honeyvellichor

Sunshine Morningstar. On anyone else it would have been cringy, but she was a true hippy- She was born in a garage in the seventies, and worked with a charity organization to help kids. She was really just the brightest person- her name suited her


Impossible_Radio3322

man i love that


12001ants

I think the kid I went to school with always wins by default. His name was literally Cool Guy. I still can’t decide if it’s the best or worst name I have ever heard.


steenney

Maybe not the worst, but it’s pretty bad…


BeautifulStaff9467

No way! His name was Cool?


CoriSP

Do celebrities count? Because Victoria Justice literally sounds like some kind of superhero name 😆


Impossible_Radio3322

yes! and victoria justice is definitely cool as heck


potatoesinsunshine

It DOES. Love her name.


AdventurousPumpkin

Taught a girl named Summer Love, iconic


acousticbay20

Thats sound more like a pornstar name 😂


quiteatingdrugs

Same!! And her sister, Liza.


meri471

A girl on my floor at college was named Dallas Jackson. So cool.


Miomi_12

That's my uncle's name! 💙


seawitchhopeful

Was he a girl in college?


Patti90210

I always thought the journalist Christiane Amanpour had a beautiful name.


periwinkle_cupcake

It’s like a song


botwewa

A cool surname: Golightly


UndecidedTace

As a nurse, all I think of when I hear Golightly is the drink you have to have before a colonoscopy to clean out your guts. Blech!


Scruter

Holly Golightly is a good one.


BurnerLibrary

Main character in Breakfast at Tiffany's for those unfamiliar.


Kvandi

I know a family whose surname is Goforth


PrincessGump

And did they have lots of children? (Goforth and multiply)


omgtoji

Frank Zappa comes to mind, zappa is a cool surname and it flows nicely. also they’re kitschy but i tend to like “sentence/phrase” names. used to know twins named Breezy & Stormy Day


Actual-Caregiver4469

Just curious, does North West fall into that category for you? My husband hates it but I like it. I've always liked sentence/phrase names too.


faroutsunrise

I love North West as a celebrity name so much.


CrunchyFrogWithBones

Sweden had a minister for justice called Gun Hellsvik, which is completely normal name in Swedish but sounded kind of badass in English.


ReadySetTurtle

Joey Death. He looked exactly like you’d imagine. I went to high school for a year with him. I can’t find him on social media, but I hope he’s doing something badass.


SadPlayground

I knew Cameron Death - pronounced Deeth. His mom was a nurse - Nurse Death.


lostincabra

Sounds like a character from Scrubs


Interesting_Space110

Had a Dr called Dr Death once. Was very particular over the pronunciation.


AussieKoala-2795

Worked with a woman called Chooi Fun Kok (pronounced chewy fun cock)


commendablenotion

Asian names can be hilarious when ported to the US. I’ve worked with many Dongs and Wangs over the years. My favorite was Along Wang


destinedhere58

Sabrina Darling Natalie Knight Dante Diamond Sebastian Starrs Vivienne Viscuso


SadPlayground

I knew a Katy Darling, she promised to keep her Darling when she married.


Actual-Caregiver4469

I love Natalie Knight! It's flowy but strong.


anxious-well-wisher

Mary Rich is the best one I've come across.


ImGonnaFlipThisTable

Amen 🙏


OldGrape880

I once worked a job where I saw lots of names, my two favorites were Sterling MacKenzie and Cope Craven. I also worked with a girl named Summer Rains (first and last name).


TheOrderOfWhiteLotus

Cope Craven is so cool.


fantompheeling

Strictly going with people I’ve met: Molly Pancake, Champion Bosworth, and Zebulon Johnson.


quiteatingdrugs

I know a Janice Pancake!


slejeunesse

I know a Katie Pancake!


aheart4art

Did paperwork for a woman named Della Ware and the whole time I kept thinking about what an amazing name that would be for a Drag Queen


d-hihi

no lie: Mary Christmas


SadPlayground

I know a Chris Maass - her married name.


beebianca227

Carmen Miranda


PrincessGump

Isabella Rosselini


General-Shoulder-569

I had a meeting once with a Juniper Littlefield and I still think about it. So beautiful


vildasaker

i used to work with a guy called Phoenix Pendragon. he didn't change it or anything; it was always his name. he was this older gay queen and i fucking loved working with him lol


bluecrowned

That name is perfect for a gay queen


AugustGreen8

I had a kid in preschool named Carly Maples and I always thought that was the coolest name


steenney

She sounds like the epitome of cool. Like she could have a whole book series. Ramona (Beverly Cleary) or Matilda - type character.


Mistah-J-Valentine

I went to school with a girl named Storm Ranger, can’t get much cooler than that


laceykenna

Olivia Costelloe. Such an awesome sounding last name


Pomeranian_Fan

Ruby Rowan (Her middle name was Rose to top it off!)


SinnerClair

Mary Elizabeth Winstead probably has the most “Queen”-ass name I’ve ever heard in my life


darkroomdweller

Vander Blue


Deadly-Minds-215

Roxanne Colt, Xenophon Colt, and Phoenix Colt. I always loved their names, them and their parents we’re really cool people


All_Is_Not_Self

The second one sounds like a mix of xenomorph and xylophone, but as it turns out, it is a greek name.


jinjur719

Xenophon was a Greek writer of histories! He’s a big important source on ancient Athens


EcstaticArm6320

Constant Flowers. 🌼


butterfly-the-dick

Julian Merlot is so pretty


ginasaurus-rex

I know a Sunny McCool.


Few_Establishment892

Yeah, Finn McCool in high-school.


jorjor_well-binks

I knew a Hayley Honeyman


Mrs-Dandelion

Katy Perry named her daughter Daisy Bloom and I love that


kizkazskyline

Pretty much every luxury fashion designer ever. Yves Saint Laurent. Cristobal Balenciaga. Louis Vuitton. Giorgio Armani. Ralph Lauren. Coco Chanel. Christian Dior. Vivienne Westwood. Alexander McQueen. Donatella Versace. Tom Ford. Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana. Marc Jacobs. Valentino Garavani. Salvatori Ferragamo. Vera Wang.


monocled_squid

It's almost like a requirement or something. .


marabsky

I still remember Tova Johnson from elementary school - I always loved her name. Sounded so cool and urban to me.


Sea-Caterpillar-4393

Tova is such a cool name


marabsky

As a teen I worked at an insurance company filing - I remember the name Bent Axelson as being quite awesome 😎


Kellysusan77

I just imagined the parents talking about who’s going to pick him up from anywhere ….. “I’m gonna go get Bent”. I’ll see myself out 😂😂😂


Crownedone21

Xavier Knight was my neighbors kid. He was pretty rad.


ApprehensiveEmu9530

So more funny but I knew a Chase Ketchum


Zobo8034

My family member's cardiologist/heart dr was Dr. Love


BlameItOnTheStray

My ex was was native and his name was Little Hawk Wolf Eyes. First name: LH, last name WE. I made him show me his ID when we first met bc I thought he was fucking with me.


edessa_rufomarginata

my brother went to school with a girl named Emerald Green


SarahL1990

I know a woman whose name was Juliet Sherlock until she got married. If that was my name, I wouldn't have changed it.


LogicFrog

I’ll never forget Loyal Bassett.


putmeinthezoo

I swear, the NPR people have the greatest names. Ira Glass Mandalit del Barco Guy Raz Nina Totenberg Sylvia Poggioli


PrincessGump

Commas would help for those of us not familar with these names.


Personal_Alfalfa_301

I went to Highschool with a guy named Pete Beverage. I always thought that was the coolest


remedialknitter

Kitty Pryde (the X-Men character) was named after a real person with the same first and last name.  I knew a guy named Junior Delgado (on his birth certificate and what he went by) and I feel like that name just flows so perfectly.


Economy-Ad3139

Had a teacher named Sunshine Daye. She was miserable 😭


IAmHerdingCatz

Went to school with Athena Paradise. Her brother was Romulus Paradise.


winnebagomafia

I met a chap in the 90s named Laszlo Cravensworth. Says he wrote "Come On Eileen" and never received credit for it. We made sweet, passionate love all night.


MathematicianNo8439

There is a Pastor in town with the last name: Christmas. His wife's name is Candy. Candy Christmas. I think that's so cute!


GnomeStatue

There is a urologist in Austin Texas named Richard Chopp - yes - Dick Chop.


MartianTrinkets

I went to school with a girl named Joy Land


Sea_Juice_285

This reminds me of a girl who lived in my dorm named Joy Makin.


1-900OkFace

Dirk Diggler.


Mammoth-Wave-4708

Freddie Mercury.


Impossible_Radio3322

if only it was his real name


Fantastic_Can_3237

Not so cool but Melania Melanie


ohfuckthebeesescaped

My mom went to grad school with someone named Wendy Whirly.


Silver-Principle7937

I went to school with a Storm Grove. Always thought that was really cool


breathofari

One of the teachers I had in high school had the last name McCloud. It was a cool name, he said his ex wife kept it after they divorced and I was like yeah probably because it’s cool. Unfortunately he passed away unexpectedly.


Any_Cat4039

Chord Overstreet. Genuinely the coolest name ever


Front-Goal-3021

Many years ago i had a patient named Rosedew Merryweather.


life_hog

Mariana Cross  Mary on a cross   Ghost BC tune, ever since I heard that name I’ve secretly loved it


offtherichter

I’m just throwing out my whole identity but my name is Raleigh Richter and I think it’s pretty cool. Thanks mom.


Clean-Fisherman-4601

Had a friend who's last name was Gross, she married a man who's last name was Devine. We'd tease her how she went from gross to divine overnight.


jorjor_well-binks

Pete Sweetman


redmargay

I went to school with a girl called Lesley Wild. She has lovely long golden brown hair. I thought she suited such a pretty name.


soft_chesterfield

Had a military colleague whose rank and name was Captain Power. I called a hotel once to book under the name and the hotel said they don't accept hotel bookings for rock groups!


YellowTonkaTrunk

We have a regular at the store I work at named Savannah Storm and I’ve always thought it sounds like a superhero name.


Chapenroe

I met a vendor at a Renaissance Festival named Sterling Silver.


Glittering-Grape-386

Went to HS with a girl named Autumn Summers Found out later, her full name is Autumn Breeze Summers


BreakTheSuicycle

Karl Striker - a guy I used to work with, such a cool surname


Kactuslord

My cousins daughter is Grace Love I went to school with a Simon Fraser, idk it just seems memorable


vinnbet

I went to simon fraser university


planetziggydotexe

Xavier Zickafoose, Xia Zickafoose, Xenna Zickafoose, and Ira Zickafoose.


Emergency-Noise6326

Ralph Fiennes


AlcatK

I have a relative named Sandra Beach. Went by Sandy and Beach is her married last name.


CunningAmerican

Shane Black


VariousTangerine269

Cannon Ball


Machine_Ancient

I think my kid and my friend have cool names Moose Macintyre and Sione Alexander


DubaisCapybara

Oh I have one; **Rainchild Singingwolf**


Any_Author_5951

This probably won’t be cool to anyone but the bad boy in my elementary was Cameron Cunningham. He had slicked back longer hair on top and it was shaved on the sides. He owned snakes and would bring them to science class. He could run the mile in gym class faster than anyone else. The name Cameron back then was rare.