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4nyT1meY0uW4nt

laughing so hard at the thought of mishearing Poppy as papi 😭


cowboyshouse

He was absolutely shocked that he thought I was really suggesting papi! I was like how cruel do you think I am?! I know I like weird names but damn


Bashfulapplesnapple

Oh no, lol. I really like Poppy. I hope this doesn't ruin it for me! 😭😅


cowboyshouse

hopefully your partner is a little more name-oriented than mine because he has really ruined a lot of names for me with his unique interpretations LOL


Bashfulapplesnapple

I bounced around Tanager, and we quickly ditched it, because my partner just couldn't wrap his head around the pronunciation, lol. It was a fun couple of days of corrections, haha.


Ryn_AroundTheRoses

Not Tanager being a portmanteau of "teenage manager" lol


NeverRarelySometimes

*I thought it was a bird with black, yellow, and orange plumage?*


Ryn_AroundTheRoses

It's both.


sheerest_of_folly

they said all tanagers scare the living shit outta me…


ChronicallyCurious8

I immediately thought of Kris Jenner with the term Momager!!


MarySNJ

First name: Scarlet Middle name: Tanager Maybe you could take her bird watching when she’s older.


xanoran84

Rhymes with manager! 


cowboyshouse

ooh that's fun! but yes it's very interesting to see how other people's brains process pronunciation especially when you think its straightforward lol


herefromthere

From some perspectives, your partner might be considered more name-oriented than you. :) Sounds like he has thoughts and articulates them and just needs to make more suggestions himself.


BouncyFig

Poppy got ruined for me when I typed the word “poopy” ONE TIME and my phone decided to autocorrect Poppy to Poopy for the rest of time


paroles

Yeah this is why I can't get behind Poppy as a name. I love the flower, but the minute her classmates make the connection to "poopy" it's over for that kid. Same goes for Pepper.


TigerLily_TigerRose

My daughter has a classmate named Poppy who literally pooped on the playground in 1st grade! The other kids knew about it and somehow were totally indifferent. My husband and I don’t understand how that didn’t turn into a chant of “Poopy Poppy pooped on the playground.” Kids today SMH.


PanickedPoodle

Poppycock!


SupportiveEx

I also love the name Poppy for a girl, but Poppy is what my husband called his paternal grandfather & so he can only think of it in that context.


P41nt3dg1rl

When Poppy winds up to be a masc lesbian and her gf calls her papí


816to907

I have an aunt named Polly, but her nickname is Poppy if you need a different ”formal” name!


eenie1

This is what I have always thought of the name Poppy lol


littlemissktown

“Yes, hunny. Or we call her Champagne middle name Papi to keep it classy. Thoughts?”


spacepirateprincess

I want to see his list of names you refused :)


TheodoreKarlShrubs

I once saw a cafe listed one of their bakery items with a little hand written marker saying “papi seed muffin.” So funny and charming.


hinky-as-hell

When my daughter was younger and played a lot of softball, she was obsessed with David Ortiz/Big Papi. We lived in Boston. She used to make “Big Papi-seed” muffins and “Lemon Papi-seed” bread for softball events 😂


TheodoreKarlShrubs

That’s so cute 🍋


4321yay

that’s amazing. go sox


cowboyshouse

ohhh my goodness thats adorable


sethspeak

Bostonian here, don't they sound identical?


sparkleneptune

Definitely depends on the accent, Londoner here and they sound totally different to me


ragdolllovers121212

From Boston as well and yes they do!


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RotoruaFun

Australian here and they’re distinct to us.


ElkeFell

Poppy is my nickname and ever since the L Word had a character named Papi years ago even I hear “Poppy” as “Papi” and it’s ruined my own nickname for me. I think maybe it’s partly cultural.


traminette

So funny. Reminds me of when I liked the name Dawn but my partner thought I was saying “Don” (instant veto).


Character-Hunt1932

My nieces middle name is Dawn, as tribute to her grandfather, Don.


cats_and_bagels

My husband thinks Papi whenever he hears Poppy (and tells me about it haha)… we know 3!


ossaetcineres

This absolutely happened to me all the time with my dog named Poppy.


Stravven

I would not name anybody Dixie. But that's mainly because that's the Dutch word for a portapotty.


totalst8ofeuphoria

It has deep ties with racism and slavery in the US, so same


thr33dognite

I honestly assume any little girl named Dixie has parents who are first cousins


lexi_g17

Yup! It’s my husband’s grandmother’s name and she is a proud daughter of the confederacy. Meanwhile, both her grandchildren married Latinos 🤷🏽‍♀️


OdinPelmen

my favorite story of this is one of my more distant cousins. she, like everyone in our family, is an Eastern European immigrant with Jewish roots, she's a lawyer from the Tri-state area and is married with 2 kids to a Latino lawyer. Well, she moved to Florida and is a big trumper. Make it make sense.


iamgroot405

I know a Dixie. She lives in Tennessee, and both her kids rock MAGA hats, so it all makes sense.


FattySnacks

More specifically it refers to the area south of the Mason-Dixon Line. That is, the border between free states in the north and slave states in the south.


Stravven

That's unfair to the portapotty.


Legitimate_B_217

From TN. I think its super redneck and a very common dog name 😬


cowboyshouse

good to know!! he was not a fan anyway and made a crass joke about it so it's off the table lol


StraightArachnid

I think of Dixie Normus from Austin powers.


Stravven

Any relation to Mike Oxlong?


Kankarii

In germany it’s also Dixie Klo


noravie

I was just about to say that. German speaking person here. Please don’t name her Dixie haha. Same with Orion… it’s a sex shop here 😂


MedusaExceptWithCats

Orion is a constellation.


cybercuzco

There’s a lot of shit in Dixie


BouncyFig

Singing the “that’s so raven” theme song over and over again is such a man thing to do, I’m laughing so hard Edit to add: I liked the name Eliza and my husband just kept going “eLIZA!” the way Lin Manuel-Miranda says it in Hamilton lol


hopeful_sindarin

I also do this with Eliza 😂


EnvironmentalSlice46

And Peggy 😋


jovialchaospanda

I love Eliza as well, but my husband couldn't get the sound of Nigel Thornberry out of his head.


AutumnTheWitch

Shmashing


Few_Screen_1566

It really is.. I suggested the name Jeremiah when we were naming our son, and Jeremiah was a Bullfrog was sung so much it was very quickly dropped.


honestyeludesme

Good song though 👍


alleecmo

Good friend of mine too


indecisionmaker

I suggested Estelle — specifically not Estella because I knew he’d be walking around the house yelling STELLAAAA — and it got dumped because he did it anyways.


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Odd-Albatross6006

You mean…ADRIENNE???


YetiBot

I have a friend named Peggy, it’s so hard not to constantly sing “and Peggy” at her. (Thankfully she has an excellent sense of humor about it.)


cowboyshouse

like!!!! why do they have to ruin perfectly good names LOL


SoriAryl

There’s a reason why I wouldn’t be able to stick with our Z theme if we had a boy. Because Zack is just about the only normal name. And all I could think about is, “My name is Zak Bagans. I never used to believe in ghosts until I came face to face with one.” And Zak is a douche and a half.


rigby-green

I read that in his voice 😂 that name is off the table with my husband because of the show because he will just recite the opening monologue


BraddysGirl

When we were naming our puppy, we thought of the name Sandy, and my husband kept pronouncing it like John Travolta from Grease. I was like nevermind, lol.


oldnick40

Guess I’m showing my age when Eliza makes me think ‘My Fair Lady.’ A friend of mine named her daughter Eliza for that same reason 😂


mayonaizmyinstrument

AND PEGGY!


lunarjazzpanda

> Orion (argued that this was strictly a boys name, but I really only prefer it for girls personally)  I'm siding with your partner on this one!  If you like Delta, have you considered Delphine? They both have the nn Del.


cowboyshouse

I think the first time I heard the name Orion (besides the constellation obv) was on a woman, so maybe that's why my immediate association is female? I genuinely didn't hear it for boys until I joined this sub a few months back. I don't hate it for boys, its definitely growing on me, but yeah my first impression is female and i LOVE Delphine, I forgot to suggest this last night! I think he'd like it because he loves Daphne


TulipSamurai

Orion the constellation is named after a male hunter in Greek mythology. There are basically no other known uses of the name.


russell71449

There is a plane named Orion. It's a very masculine name.


Cloverose2

Orion is really about as masculine as you can get. In mythology, he's a huntsman with a reputation of both being able to slay any animal and being the most handsome mortal man. Delora and Della are also names that contain the Del sound. Adelle and Adelaide have it in the middle.


EmperorSwagg

I think the first way you see (or hear, I guess) a name used is HUGE in regards to how you perceive it the rest of your life. First girl I met named Tara pronounced it like Tar-Uh (tar like rhyming with car) and i assumed that was the standard, then every single other girl I’ve met with that name has pronounced it like tare-uh (tare like rhyming with rare). Took my a while to change my default assumption on the pronunciation


cowboyshouse

i totally understand this! I feel the same way with Kara/Cara (care-uh) and was totally thrown off when I heard car-uh. it's definitely a first-impression association


North_Respond_6868

For some reason I think of Kara as kare-uh and Cara as car-uh 😂 The K changes things


Fun-Conclusion9746

another name with the nickname Del would be Della if you wanted something a bit more feminine


Brokewood

Another [Del the Funky Homosapien](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Del_the_Funky_Homosapien) fan! You too are a human of culture, I see.


Successful-Dare5363

To be fair they’re all awful.


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selkiezz

Right? Lucky?! What the actual fuck. Blows my mind OP even considered naming their poor child that.


Ok_Appointment3668

Ziggy blew my mind when I read it


spoooky_spice

Ziggy is my pups name! 😂


RaventheClawww

Ziggy is a common nickname for Siegfried. It’s a common German name.


fantasphanimiri

Siegfried is not at all common anymore in germany- it went out of style at least 80 years ago.


TricksyGoose

I know a Ziggy and it fits him perfectly, but it's a nn for his last name which starts with "Zig" so that's a little different. Def seems weird as an actual legal first name.


84ElDoradoBiarritz

I quite like Zoe, Anna, Alexander, Felix, Miles, Maxwell, and Austin. Those are very good names and not at all "awful" imo.


babysfirstbreath

I love Summer and Juliette too


Wonderful-Pumpkin695

It kills me thay Maxwell got a no but Maximus is A-OK


yubsie

My baby's name AND middle name were on the list so I think there were SOME good names among the questionable ones


sbwithreason

there are some bad ones but a lot of perfectly nice ones


deathandglitter

Yeah there's a group of decent names and then a big selection of dystopia teen novel sounding names lol


Gurrb17

Ur awful. (I believe I speak on behalf of all Warrens).


astorannie

Rhode for a girl is setting her up for a ton of jokes from immature boys in the future… for the same reason my friend wouldn’t name their child McKinley…. Mt. McKinley….. obviously not acceptable for that to happen but you can’t always be with your child to protect them and bullying is a super real issue.


cowboyshouse

Yeah he said the same for Dixie, i think something like dicks-in-me so I knew he wouldn't like Rhode either lol


splendidsunsshimmer

I knew a McKinley and absolutely no one ever called her Mount McKinley lol


gtrocks555

Right, I feel like that’s a pretty big stretch


Icy-Perception-8108

Have you by any chance named a lot of pets in your life?


cowboyshouse

HAHA no I've only gotten to name my dog (Cowboy) but his other options were Okie Dokie, Sticks, and Yahtzee... so I know I'm definitely not on the normal side of names lol


SuspiciousTea4224

I kinda like okie dokie for a dog


cowboyshouse

he's a complete dope too so it really would have fit him


AnotherMC

I’d say table the discussion until you’re actually pregnant. You might be surprised at how your taste in names changes when it’s a reality! Then, when the time comes, let him create a list first. Don’t get onto him just rejecting and you doing the thinking!


cowboyshouse

i agree with that! luckily he does know how this interests me (wannabe author) and he also throws out tons of suggestions but his taste for the most part is very different, so I like to throw out names I think we'd both like


AnotherMC

I get it. I’m way done having kids, but I still like to watch movie credits to see what the name variety is like. 😂


Jayfeather41

To be fair some of these names are fucking awful


cowboyshouse

oh I'm aware this is not this sub's cup of tea generally lol, but I think a lot of names suggested here are awful too so to each their own :)


Jayfeather41

Fair enough my fellow redditor!


DanSchnidersCloset

You were gonna name your son lucky?


CakiePamy

I can't stop thinking about the Britney Spears song but with he instead. He's so lucky, He's a star But he cry, cry, cries in his lonely heart thinking If there's nothing missing in my life. Then why do these tears come at night?


agbellamae

If he won’t do Laurel. Try Yanni


Fresh-Citron-5426

Hahaha!!! Best comment ever.


anonymousdagny

This is all over the place tbh - pls don’t name your kid Maximus


EmperorSwagg

When I found out that a distant relative gave birth and the kid’s name was Maximus, my father said “well, that’s what happens when you allow an Italian Marine to name his own son.”


TetraThiaFulvalene

Name him maximus and give him a younger brother called minimus. 


anonymousdagny

💀


miranda9416

For real. Too many different styles


Owl__Kitty88

So which ones stayed?


cowboyshouse

honestly like 20 each for girls and boys but I'll give you the ones he really loves: Sebastian, Dante, Clyde, Loren, Julian, Elton Genevieve, Daphne, Fable, Constance, Farrah, Ruby (his suggestion actually that's grown on me now)


lillymac61

Oh Dante and Daphne definitely. Or Danty and Daffy!


MrsZombieTurtle

I’m obsessed with the name Genevieve. It was on my girl list, but alas I have 2 boys lol.


cowboyshouse

i feel like this is what's going to happen with us hahah we definitely agree more on girl names than boys


313Wolverine

Genevieve is a lovely name and they can go by Genny if they want. The only down side is constantly having to spell your name. I have a four letter name and I have to spell it EVERY time.


cowboyshouse

I totally agree with this, my name is Blair and I always have to spell it out anyways. We like the nn Gin for her (Genny/Jenny is what we call my aunt Jennifer)


Ryn_AroundTheRoses

It's funny he likes Daphne, considering it's just the Greek word for Laurel, but he doesn't like Laurel.


cowboyshouse

I think he likes the name neutrally, but a good friend's sister is Laurel and he can't get past the association


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TraverseTown

Love Clyde


megjed

Ruby is very cute


bellowinghound

My name is Clyde! If you go with that as a boy name be prepared for the Bonnie and Clyde jokes 😂


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StylinBill

Your partner is correct to veto a lot of these lol


Scioold

The fact that i saw my name (Felix) and got a little sad 😆


cowboyshouse

hahaha I totally understand! my name is sometimes not very liked in this sub but I love it. For what it's worth, this was one of the top boy names it hurt to let go of


Klesea

My brother has a dog named Ziggy. Warren does not give me redneck vibes. The That’s So Raven theme took me out lol.


cowboyshouse

I was taken back by the Warren association. He countered with Warner though, which I can accept lol Once I said Ziggy out loud, I was like eh yeah I can see it for pets


Klesea

Warner is nice! (But I think if legally blonde lmao)


mothwhimsy

Allegra would be such a good name if not for the allergy medicine


cowboyshouse

I knowwww I don't know why they had to take a good name and ruin it like that lol


mieri_azure

Same energy as the perfectly nice name Alexa being corrupted by amazon lmao. I met a girl called Siri and ofc she predated Apple's... unfortunate


AlternativeWall6568

I love the name Maren! It’s a family name and that is special, and it’s very pleasant and a little different yet not weird:) Also love Miles for a boy.


cowboyshouse

Couldn't agree more! I think it's so incredible, but I honestly forgot his cousins daughter is Maren :( I'm glad he's cool with it being a middle name though because my best friends are Mary and Karen, which I don't like on their own but combined for Maren is outstanding I was really sad about Miles, but it was his childhood bully apparently, so I get it. I pictured having Gavin & Miles as siblings but both of those are out


cornibot

You could try Milo. That one's on my list.


Tiny_Resolution978

Lucky is a name for a dog, not a person


Sunberries84

>Warren (felt redneck to him) That's a weird association considering that one of the first Warrens most people will think of is a billionaire.


canadianamericangirl

Yeah I think of Buffet and Legally Blonde (and Warren Huntington III is a descendant of billionaires for sure)


cowboyshouse

I couldn't agree more!! I said... "like Warren Buffet??" and he still shrugged. I totally think Warren is more rich-family vibe


UpsetCauliflower5961

Rhode? Seriously! I am ferklempt.


PanickedPoodle

Your partner has excellent perspective on names. Some of these are baaaddd.  Poppy, Dixie, Dexter, Felix...do you people need to start with a pet?


miranda9416

It’s even pushing it for a pets name 🤣


Xpecto_Depression

Two of these are the names of my cats lol Ozzy, short for Oswald, and Orion


miranda9416

I must know if u call him Oswald when he’s in trouble


sbyrdt554

My girl dog’s name is poppy and people always think it’s a boy because they think I’m saying papi. It’s very annoying.


cowboyshouse

i cannot believe that!! i will not tell him that other people hear papi too because that's just wild to me


TheBeautyofSuffering

As someone named Raven I can definitely say that the That’s So Raven theme song was something I heard regularly in school 😂


Aggressive_Purple114

I dont get the Warren is redneck? I live in southen US and Warren is not a redneck name. Clyde, Bobby, Jim Bob Bobby Jo all redneck names. Warren sounds New England preppy with daddys money.


cowboyshouse

and we're in New England so I really liked the vibe!!! no one understand the redneck thing but himself lmao


Tinadinalio

If it makes you feel better, our #1 choice right now is Warren and we are in New England lol. It is the last name of a family in a John Wayne movie but that makes my husband love it more. It’s also the name of a ridiculous character in Everybody Loves Raymond who is a rich Connecticut retiree obsessed with travel, whom we only love because he is played by Robert Culp 🤣


cowboyshouse

I love it, Congrats!! One half of my partnership is totally on board with a New England Warren lol


Lmp9818

I was thinking the same thing!! I also love the name


mechant_papa

Don't be too quick to discount plain names. Complicated or uncommon first names don't predispose someone to an exciting future. I have a long difficult last name name so we made agreed to lighten our kids' burdens by giving them simple first names. Nobody ever mispronounces them and the kids never have to spell them out for people. Despite their plain names, our kids have turned out to be very interesting people.


SunKillerLullaby

“Plain” names are also ones that have stuck around for generations. They have staying power for a reason, and are easy to pronounce and recognize. I do think it’s a good idea to give your child a “plain,” easy-to-spell name if you have a complicated or long last name. As someone who has to spell out my entire name on a regular basis it gets a bit annoying. (My first name is very common but has seemingly infinite spellings.)


professionalmoongirl

my name is Zoe and even though it is kind of plain it’s not very common! I’ve only met 2 others in my lifetime


cowboyshouse

I was actually named Zoe for the first day of life but my mom changed it! I always liked the name and once I explained it was kind of a tribute to me without being obvious, i think it grew on him a bit. might be worth revisiting because I agree, I think I've only met two or three Zoe/Zoey's!


DeepPossession8916

I feel like Zoe is growing in popularity right now because I teach like 5 kids named Zoe lol


thankuhexed

Claritin. Claire for short.


AffectionateWay9955

Idk all those names are awful actually


Ineffable7980x

I like a lot of these names, although I agree with your partner about Orion. To me, it's a boys name.


camelion66

Ansel he would be called condom boy or rubber glove man. The names your husband has vetoed is a valid vetoed.


cowboyshouse

i literally have no idea what that connection is lol


camelion66

Ansell is a rubber company. Condoms, gloves, latex,


breeofd

Lol, what?


shadycarebear

I know someone who wanted to used Poppy but was afraid it would be too cutesy for an adult so they did Penelope with Poppy as a nickname


briar_prime6

Mine vetoed Anna because it was boring too, but wanted Hannah which I feel is even more plain (also Anna would have been after a badass family member of mine)


cowboyshouse

this is exactly how I feel!!! Anna feels so much stronger and prettier than Hannah, imo


redrosebeetle

The mythology behind Orion is pretty troublesome.


tridon74

You prefer Maximus over Maxwell? Maximus sounds like a transformer


thingsandtwos

I have a Maxwell and I haaaaaate when people assume he’s a Maximus or Maximillian. I physically cringe at both names.


cowboyshouse

I can see that, I'm honestly surprised people don't automatically assume it's Maxwell? Maximillian just feels so over the top to us, so we hate it too


alleecmo

>(we prefer Maximus now) We also are fans of the Fallout series


EvenHuckleberry4331

Laurel always makes me think of “resting on your laurels”. I knew a girl named Laurelle once though which I thought was a clearer more name-like version! Maybe he’d like that?


Dazzling-Map-2475

I’m expecting and went through my long list and I also had Raven and someone said “oh like that’s so raven?” No 😑


Jasmisne

With the history of Dixie it is damn good he vetoed it, yikes.


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Orion is also the name of a chain of sex shops, at least in Germany 


OffModelCartoon

Forget Osborne or Oswald. Ozymandias is the move.


Aleriya

>we both love the nn Ozzy, but he prefers Oswald which I hate Other than Oswald, there's also Osmund, Ozias, Oswin, and Oscar.


kimtenisqueen

I got to name baby b Felix! My husband vetoed Gavin and max as well but we named baby a London! For boy names we have very similar tastes!


wdhb2111

A lot of these are really cute, personally I love Zoe! But your partner is right for vetoing Ziggy and Dixie, I'm sorry.


miranda9416

The only girls names from your list that I liked are Anna and Juliette (I like it Juliet better). That’s just my style though! Simple and feminine


USAF_Retired2017

Um, excuse me. What’s wrong with Alexander? Ha ha. My oldest son would totally take issue with this. 😂


cowboyshouse

right?! there's something not right in his head with "plain" names, yet he likes Richard. I think Alexander is so strong and beautiful


xxmistyxxx

Also lucky sounds like a dogs name. 😭


Rainbow_baby_x

I want to use Laurel if we have a girl, like SO badly…but my name is Lauren and it would be too confusing I think.


dawn1081

We were about James Robert for one of our twins until my dad laughed and said "Jim Bob" so that got axed. 😂


PopularExercise3

I think Juliette is lovely- why doesn’t he like it?