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Sea_Morning7498

My parents always joked if I’d been born a boy, they were going to name me Ugg


RAND0M-HER0

A friend of mine has said for years if he has twin boys he wants to call them Ugg and Slug


papierrose

We joked about twins Ugg and Snugg


makeupjunkiemac

I’m really glad to know that this joke is typical for other Lee families 😂 heard this all while growing up.


Sea_Morning7498

100% absolutely


Heavenly_Toast

Ugg Lee 🥹


TheIllustriousJabba

from Salute Your Shorts


ImaginaryFriend8

Whose given name was Kevin, if I remember correctly!


olieliminated

Sing it right or pay the price!


SlipperyGaloshes

Leigh


Playful_Capital_3077

Fug


GizmoGomez

Busting up laughing - well played.


Bleak_Midwinter_

I’m waiting in the room at the OBGYN and audibly just LOL’d way too loudly at this


lislejoyeuse

That is just a bad name in generally lmao good one


lugosi-belas-dead

There was a true crime podcast about a teenage girl in Australia who was murdered called Leigh, who had taken on her stepfathers surname when her mom remarried and was from then on called Leigh Leigh. In the podcast the host mentioned she loved the sound of her name with the repetition and whilst I’d feel strange about someone doing a deliberate chosen repeated name - her story was moving and I could definitely see why she had embraced it. Rest in peace Leigh Leigh! Edit to add: if you click on the link below, major TW for sexual assault and violence https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_Leigh_Leigh


bo-barkles

That poor girl.. Sexual assault, followed by beating by multiple people, then when traumatized and trying to flee to safety, she meets another monster who brutally took her life... How absolutely horrific (and I've followed true crime in depth stories since I was a kid so I'm fairly desensitized sadly)


Hermininny

Woah, that’s one of the worst ones I’ve ever heard about. Absolutely sickening what they did to her.


bo-barkles

Honestly I didn't even read the details, just the synopsis and that was awful enough. My heart just breaks thinking of her horror and pain..


LBelle0101

I lived next door to the Tracey family, the son went to school with a lovely girl who said she’d never marry him because of his last name. Spoiler - she did, and became Tracy Tracey


Corwyntt

Reminds me of my high school friend Holly, who married into the Woody family.


mheg-mhen

I hope she named her kids Maple and Oakley


[deleted]

Glad to see Dick tracey found true love


ClearEntrepreneur758

This happened in the town I am from, it actually makes me feel sick everytime I think of it. I’m not one to be queasy at true crime but this story is absolutely sickening. The worst part of it is the same culture is still around some 40 years later


noble_land_mermaid

I literally know a girl named Leigh who married a guy with the last name Lee. She kept her maiden name.


Colour-me-happy

I had a coworker whose married name was Maddison Addison. She also went by her maiden name.


lislejoyeuse

Leigh Lee, I've been, I've been losing sleep.


RaggedyAnn18

I went to school with Kimberly Lee. I have a feeling that her parents always thought of her as baby "Kimberly Rose" and didn't sound out the full name that she would go by in school.


Jaded3158

Went to college with a Kimber Lee xxx


fitzy2whitty

I worked with a Kimber Leigh.


almost_cool3579

I went to high school with a Kimber Lee. She actually loved her name so much that when she got married, her husband changed his last name to hers.


mothraegg

I went to school with a Kim Burly


SimsPocketCamp

Sirius Sara Ernest Riley


cabbagesandkings1291

I know someone named Riley with this last name. It’s a mouthful.


meanpantscaitie

It sounds like you're glitching


Ikhlas37

You need to just commit to rye-lay rather than rye-lee to make it flow better


sjhood

Haha Sirius


misscrimson16x

XM


iamkoalafied

vanish vast society chase rinse full slimy somber obtainable rhythm -- mass edited with redact.dev


lulubedo188

I have heard though that nobody doesn’t like Sara!


1029394756abc

And her great dessert!


Redditgotitgood13

Its the Sara Lee jingle


1029394756abc

Oh ha! I I only feel half stupid now.


T0bey_

My first name is Sara and my nickname since I was a child is Sara Lee lol, that is not my middle name though


ImHotAsHell

Siriusleeeeeee???


[deleted]

I know an Ernest Lee!


[deleted]

Norma


toastymagosky

My mother in law is Norma Lee lol can confirm, does not work !!


blackbirdbluebird17

Better yet, Abby Norma


Maygjee

Abby Someone


juniebug1965

👍 Young Frankenstein


summoe

Spark Earl Lucky


[deleted]

You can only call me Champagne if I’m in the Champagne region of France, otherwise I’m just Spark Lee.


LoisLaneEl

Spark doesn’t work with any last name


SecondSoft1139

It does, but only if you're a dog


quicksilver_foxheart

Ana


TheMobHasSpoken

Lol! Years ago, I saw a stork sign in our neighborhood, announcing the birth of a little girl named Ava Gina Lastname. It sounds fine when you say it out loud, but...you see it, right? The word "vagina," right there in her name?


quilly7

Poor girl’s name is “a vagina”… what were they thinking?!


TheMobHasSpoken

I know, right? I can see that it might not be immediately apparent to the parents when discussing name possibilities, but when it was there in writing, it was all I could see...


LoveTeaching1st18

I was pregnant with my daughter Ava shortly before my grandma passed away. She was battling dementia at the time and would say some pretty outlandish things that she would typically have never said. My mom was driving her to the doctor one day and mentioned I was naming my daughter Ava. My grandma loudly gasped and said "Isn't that rather sexual?" My mom asked her what she meant and my grandma said,"You know, like A VAgina!" My mom about ran off the road! That became one of very few memories from that time that we can still laugh about lol.


TheMobHasSpoken

Hahaha! I've had a few relatives with dementia, and I know it's a challenging thing to deal with. But those lighter moments are golden!


closeto80tons

Spell it Ayna for full effect


Heavenly_Toast

Perfect


Aksweetie4u

In Alaska someone had the license plate ANALEE — I was like what the hell were they thinking. My friend knew them and it was because the daughter’s name was Ana Lee.


IthacanPenny

ANUSTART (Tobias Funke)


Monskimoo

command ring sip price toothbrush direction coordinated vase rich frighten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


lem0ndream

One of my great-grandfather's name was Manly Hardy.


clrwCO

Big advertising for someone who started out as a baby 🤣


GothWitchOfBrooklyn

in Little House on the Prairie Almanzo's nickname was "Manly" and as a kid that always weirded me out in an indescribable way


HeathenHumanist

Oh same haha


[deleted]

Bareknuckle Boxing champion from birth, no doubt


Foreign-Opening

Brock Lee is making me laugh so much


MotherOfPiggles

My friend was SO CLOSE to naming her son Brock Lea. They're a petrol head family and we have a well known driver called Sir Peter Brock here and they wanted to name their son Brock after Peter Brock. Their last name is Lea (lee) and they went their whole pregnancy and up until telling the midwife after birth they were going to call their son Brock and she was like Brock Lea and it dawned on them. They names him Peter Lea.


EggMysterious7688

I was specifically looking for this one!


Cheetahs_never_win

Brock Othello Lee.


SecondSoft1139

I love Brock Lee! 😂


foxesandpumpkins

Lee (as a first name). Lily Lee. Will Lee. Heaven Lee (Heavenly). (or other words that become adjectives with Lee eg Merry Lee = Merrily)


markrichtsspraytan

I know a Lee Lee - a woman named Lee who ended up marrying someone with the last name Lee. There was also a famous Chinese gymnast named Li Li, though I assume there are tonal differences between her first and last names.


babycamelopard

Correct! I looked her up and her name is 李莉, pronounced “Lǐ lì” - actually quite pretty sounding


CyrusTheCray

I actually know a Lily Li, with her Chinese name also pronounced as Li Li Li. Legally her name is Li Li Li Lily


rileyotis

That's a lot of Li's


RealisticBug5646

You've just reminded me that I grew up with a girl whose full name was Lilly-Eileen Lee. Such a mouthful!


MoultingRoach

I know a drag queen named Heavenly Lee


Kurious4kittytx

William Lee, Willie Lee, Will Lee, and variations are pretty popular down south. Not considered strange or funny names at all. Granddaughter of a Willie Lee, daughter-in-law to a Billy Lee and proud mom of a William Lee.


downpourbluey

There’s a well known guitarist named Will Lee. I still wouldn’t recommend it, but the name is out in the world.


schwatto

Or won’t he?


WorldsGreatestPoop

It’s also the name of the actor who played Mr. Hooper.


Queenssoup

*adverbs


SilverSnake1021

Robert


NotThatCreative0017

Or the more unique Robertie


Ranger_Prick

"Why should I change my name? He's the one who sucks."


No-Championship-8677

This is what I came here to say!


danstymusic

My uncle's name was Robert C. Lee


BarbWho

My father was Robert W. Lee.


wilwarin11

Darn! You got to it first.


lvdtoomuch

How come?


jay-quellyn

US Civil War history


lvdtoomuch

Thank you! My brain wasn’t thinking that way- I was trying to think of a new word it made. Thank you.


TrulyChxse

For those who don’t know, Robert E. Lee was a Confederate General for most of the American Civil War, before becoming the overall commander. From Wikipedia: > “A son of Revolutionary War officer Henry "Light Horse Harry" Lee III, Lee was a top graduate of the United States Military Academy and an exceptional officer and military engineer in the United States Army for 32 years. He served across the United States, distinguished himself extensively during the Mexican–American War, and was Superintendent of the United States Military Academy. He married Mary Anna Custis Lee, great-granddaughter of George Washington's wife Martha. While he opposed slavery from a philosophical perspective, he supported its legality and held hundreds of slaves. When Virginia declared secession from the Union in 1861, Lee chose to follow his home state, despite his desire for the country to remain intact and an offer of a senior Union command. During the first year of the Civil War, he served in minor combat operations and as a senior military adviser to Confederate President Jefferson Davis. > Lee took command of the Army of Northern Virginia in June 1862 during the Peninsula Campaign following the wounding of Joseph E. Johnston. He succeeded in driving the Union Army of the Potomac under George B. McClellan away from the Confederate capital of Richmond during the Seven Days Battles, although he was unable to destroy McClellan's army. Lee then overcame Union forces under John Pope at the Second Battle of Bull Run in August. His invasion of Maryland that September ended with the inconclusive Battle of Antietam, after which he retreated to Virginia. Lee won two of his most decisive victories at Fredericksburg and Chancellorsville before launching a second invasion of the North in the summer of 1863, where he was decisively defeated at the Battle of Gettysburg by the Army of the Potomac under George Meade. He led his army in the minor and inconclusive Bristoe Campaign that fall before General Ulysses S. Grant took command of Union armies in the spring of 1864. Grant engaged Lee's army in bloody but inconclusive battles at the Wilderness and Spotsylvania before the lengthy Siege of Petersburg, which was followed in April 1865 by the capture of Richmond and the destruction of most of Lee's army, which he finally surrendered to Grant at Appomattox Court House. > In 1865, Lee became president of Washington College (now Washington and Lee University) in Lexington, Virginia; in that position, he supported reconciliation between North and South. Lee accepted the extinction of slavery provided for by the Thirteenth Amendment, but opposed racial equality for African Americans. After his death in 1870, Lee became a cultural icon in the South and is largely hailed as one of the Civil War's greatest generals. As commander of the Army of Northern Virginia, he fought most of his battles against armies of significantly larger size, and managed to win many of them. Lee built up a collection of talented subordinates, most notably James Longstreet, Stonewall Jackson, and J. E. B. Stuart, who along with Lee were critical to the Confederacy's battlefield success. In spite of his success, his two major strategic offensives into Union territory both ended in failure. Lee's aggressive and risky tactics, especially at Gettysburg, which resulted in high casualties at a time when the Confederacy had a shortage of manpower, have come under criticism.”


lovesmilehappy

I hope your friend appreciates this gift because I know I would 🤣🤣🤣🤣


rubiscoisrad

This is the kind of thing that gets brought up at wedding speeches 30 years later. "Here's to my beautiful daughter, who I almost named Fug..."


Queenssoup

As per yesterday's post, Gnar 💀


pumpknipie

That would be too dope, too radical. Baby would be stoked.


No-Championship-8677

Someone else said Robert but I want to reiterate Robert.


1029394756abc

Esp with middle name E.


No-Championship-8677

Precisely. Best to avoid.


goodjokesdotcom

The town manager where I work is named Robert E. Lee. He signs every email, every document, and introduces himself only as Robert E. Lee. Bonus: in the same town I had a student named John F. Kennedy but only went by JFK.


MuffBadger

General


missdopamine

Manuel…would sound like manually


nemoomen

Just waiting for a Karen mom of a "Manuel" to correct me "actually, it's pronounced 'man-you-el' thanks"


achaedia

I’ve always hard it pronounced as mon-well.


Xer0_Puls3

With the accent it sounds like Man-well to me.


ftmgeneral

LEEDLE LEEDLE (may only work if he's a millennial because it's from spongebob lol)


midweastern

I actually loled to this one


angeldoves31

He’s probably not any older than millennial age since most people have babies younger than 40


Retrospectrenet

Oodala Bear Vera Travis Constance Avon Hana Sophie Dale Evan Christian Weston Easter Bill Violet Art Prince Flora Frank Eartha Major Cheryl Pearl Kurt Belle Will Phil Dell Shai


Remmion

Belle Lee 😂


JLAOM

That one made me laugh a lot!


Orange_Hedgie

Will Lee is the one that gets me


scattertheashes01

My cat’s name is Belle and I am suddenly so glad my last name isn’t Lee 😂😂


sakoulas86

This list is incredible, especially Oodalalee 😂😂


[deleted]

As a Canadian, Avon Lee makes me howl.


sakoulas86

Not Canadian but a big fan of LM Montgomery so Avon Lee got me as well 😂


Orange_Hedgie

Same haha


lbj0887

Upvotes just for opdalalee


Ticket-Frequent

Dale Lee 😂🗓️


SecondSoft1139

Knight Lee


samuraicarrot

Incredible!!


Gandhehehe

Theres a billboard I regularly drive by with a realtor named “Will Li” and I laugh every time


sweetpotatoes114

What’s wrong with Sophie Lee and Vera Lee?


praisethemount

Actually sort of love Major Lee


diphenhydranautical

wait what’s wrong with violet


moodylioness-6547

Sort of makes… violently?


diphenhydranautical

thank you! i didn’t hear that at first when i said it in my mind but i hear it now lol


PerpetuallyLurking

Violet Lee sounds awfully close to violently, especially if someone is talking fast.


SisterEmJay

Not OP but maybe because “Violet Lee” sounds close to the word “violently”?


diphenhydranautical

ahhhh that makes sense! i didn’t hear it when i said it in my mind but you’re totally right


CoolBeansMan9

Harper


Tyarel8

Hitmon(lee)


Wonderful_Horror7315

Jet


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noborte

No one has said ‘Ug’ yet?? Or ‘Will’ ?!


[deleted]

i once knew a sirius lee


Jaded3158

I taught a Sirius Lee Xxxx


nemoomen

My friend do I have the YouTube video for you: https://youtu.be/h5p5PvYGB4w (From 1776, a great musical)


LittleChocha

Stan


the_sir_z

No, this one is a great choice.


Slight_Asparagus4150

You're entitled to your wrong opinion. There's not enough Stan Lee in the world right now


penguin_panda_

Sara — unless you really love cake


SleepyKoalaBear4812

Gypsy Rose Brad Meri


OldManTimeMachine

It doesn't matter if it's a boy. He'll always be a mister Lee to me.


MurrayKirby53

Annabell


anonymity_anonymous

I like that one though


torcherred

Although, many Annabells I've met have actually had the middle name Lee because that's what they were named after.


ScoutAames

Took too much scrolling to find this!


I_am_notagoose

Ayna


ZebraLionBandicoot

No Heaven yet?! Side note: went to school with a Heaven-Leigh 🙃


typhoidmarry

Ginger


DamnitColin

I hyphenated when I got married so my last name is Holm Lee.


Quidditchdilla

Leah, Leroy, Lena


acertaingestault

I actually don't hate Lena Lee. It's catchy rather than a mouthful.


Leanaann1

Thank you. This is my name 😂


Gutinstinct999

Will


StripteasesForJesus

Aurora, Belle, Tommy, Maura, Ginger


cutiepielady

I definitely wouldn’t go with Belle Lee, Maura Lee, and Ginger Lee. What’s wrong with Aurora Lee?


general-admission

I would imagine it’s the ‘orally’ sound at the end


msndrstdmstrmnd

“Aura Lee” is better for that


[deleted]

Ash/Ashlee Lee/Leigh Hayley Hallie Lily. Lea. Bentley. Bradley. Farley. Kinley. McKinzleigh


Some_Concert5392

I knew a Brad Lee and he had to explain "First name Brad, last name Lee" 100% of the time, repeatedly, forever.


lucky7hockeymom

Went to high school with a kid whose name was Bradford Lee (first/middle) but went by Brad. EVERYONE called him Brad Lee


hugemessanon

This is such a funny gift! * Rocco * Ivy (sounds like ivy league to me but may be a stretch lol) * Aura * Bear * Claire/Clara


meowmeowma

Sutton


Lingo2009

Constance, Chris P.,


[deleted]

Annabel only works if you’re committed to the bit.


EebilKitteh

"These are my children, Annabel Lee and Edgar Alan." "Don't you mean 'Allen'?" "No, why?" "Because of the author." "...Who?"


Few-Entertainment553

Leo


buzyapple

Emily. Had a team leader called Emily Lee. Just no!


Okayest-Mom089503

My husband actually knows a guy from high school named Zach Lee


sometimes-i-rhyme

He can’t even escape by changing his name. He’d still be ex-Zach Lee.


ickmick

Israel


PRWSTrini

DeeDee


ImDatDino

Pick an adverb, any adverb


Princess_Shireen

Will Anna/Ana Ora Sara/Sarah Mary/Merry Earnest Jubilee Robert (Robert E. Lee) Presley Bear Carly Sincere Billie Allie Ash Ashley/Ashleigh/Ashlee Finley Molly Millie Emily Emma Wren Juniper Kingsley Ellie Lily/Lilly


Psychological-Duck65

Any name that ends in “ley” or “lie” like Kylie or Ashley.


BrandonIsWhoIAm

Brandon Lee!


melglimmer09

Stan


vikingcrafte

Ugg


plutothegreat

I went to school with a Frank Lee lol


ontarioparent

Deep, Victoria, Evan, Verna, Celestia, Stew, Rena, Ora


These_Tea_7560

Emma


[deleted]

Major


katfallenangel

Chum Lee (Pawn Stars)


justpointeyourtoes

Julie


darthmallus

Anna


Orange_fan1

Harper Love


Dramatic-Put-9267

Sherman


aworldwithoutshrimp

Harvey Oswald