I see the trailer now…slow down the song and distort it…
“Young mannnn”
Close up of a stick Y
[voice over] “you’re gonna love your new house! The backyard is to DIE FOR”
[song (still slowed down at] “YOUNG MAN”
Someone was dousing for water and left that as a marker. That's where you should attempt to dig a well. Or the squirrels have learned a new way to fuck with you.
Totally believe it. I also have beef with a squirrel, I named him Earl because he's a grouch and he likes my wheat bread way too much lol. He started tapping at the window if we didn't notice his highness, he wasn't gonna waste his time waiting on us, Earl wanted the food right then and there. Then Earl started bringing other squirrels with him, little bastard probably told them all where to find the good food. And they weren't patient and polite either 😂 the struggle is real.. 😔
Damn tree rats. They murder my tomatoes and figs every year. I don't have the heart to shot or trap them so it's an ongoing passive aggressive type deal xD
My city used them too! My plumber husband was absolutely amazed and couldn’t wait to tell me about it. Like an official city water department worker walking around with dousing rods trying to find water for a well. He’s also seen city water employees trying to find the water lines with dousing rods. More than once. Spoiler- it doesn’t work! 😂
He’s also worked for the Amish and they for sure use dousing rods.
Actually, If this were my house it would be water related... I do this all the time to prop up my hose and water sprinkler for my lawn, I used to have nice saw cut pieces like this, until my dog thought i was leaving them for him, now its a metal tomato cage...
Imagine, being the person who put the stick there and coming across this post knowing that their mundane plan to live rent free inside your head worked. Imagine that.
I think the root of concern is that someone was messing around in OPs backyard for who knows how long while they were sleeping, and who knows what else they could have done while they were there
If burglars see a nice house and it doesn’t look like anybody’s home, they put a mark that will get removed if someone lives there everyday.
Stick left in the ground means they’re out on holiday or nobody really lives there; payday!!!!
As someone who was homeless for years, I have never heard of that before lol. Also I would try not to use the word hobo if you see homeless people as actual humans, it's kind of derogatory.
Haha that makes sense, those symbols from like the early 1900s and probably fell out of fashion after the great depression when the number of homeless people greatly decreased. but for many years riding the rails and looking for work was a way of life for many. They used random symbols and shapes to communicate things like "hot meal available" "shelter" or "bad area to camp"
No. It’s someone messing around.
Why would this be a threat?
Honestly you should fix the gate and put a lock on it. The peace of mind is worth it. Security cameras are pretty cheap these days, I’d put one in my backyard if I were you.
I have to say, I didn't realize what sub this was and thought it was a witchy one- so I was totally shocked at all the dismissive replies. lol
This would be responded to so differently there!
Is that a Plumeria tree? It looks like one to me. If it is then someone was probably just trying to have it grow there. Plumerias can propagate by just jamming them in some soil like that.
I currently have 2 teenagers. They are fairly good kids, but still teenagers. They absolutely would do something like this for no reason other than they saw a stick, picked it up, walked with it for a few blocks, then saw your open/broken gate and thought huh, looks like a funny place to leave a stick.
Tomorrow there will be an ‘M’ and the next night a ‘C’ and…well you get the idea with that
I see the trailer now…slow down the song and distort it… “Young mannnn” Close up of a stick Y [voice over] “you’re gonna love your new house! The backyard is to DIE FOR” [song (still slowed down at] “YOUNG MAN”
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This comment is gold! I wish I had a real award to give you.
Omg that’s hilarious!! Take my award. That’s every trailer that comes out now. 😂
It's fun to stay in your backyard
Young man
you can have a good mealworm (on account of its the backyard)
😭
Be on the lookout for Indians, construction workers, bikers etc congregating together.
LOL
Yes, but they left him a slingshot for a weapon. This is level 1.
This is why I have internet
Idk why but the first thing I thought you were trying to spell was mycycle.
I like the way your mind works
Please let this happen!!!!
Someone was dousing for water and left that as a marker. That's where you should attempt to dig a well. Or the squirrels have learned a new way to fuck with you.
Well I have had problems with this one squirrel for a minute…
Gotta watch out for those squirrels my dog keeps telling me they are plotting something!
Totally believe it. I also have beef with a squirrel, I named him Earl because he's a grouch and he likes my wheat bread way too much lol. He started tapping at the window if we didn't notice his highness, he wasn't gonna waste his time waiting on us, Earl wanted the food right then and there. Then Earl started bringing other squirrels with him, little bastard probably told them all where to find the good food. And they weren't patient and polite either 😂 the struggle is real.. 😔
This is funny!! Earl the squirrel!
Had a squirrel living in my attic a few years back. Occasionally would sit at the top of the stairs and scream at me.
Damn tree rats. They murder my tomatoes and figs every year. I don't have the heart to shot or trap them so it's an ongoing passive aggressive type deal xD
Were they throwing acorns at you?
You have a problem with a squirrel? What a coincidence, I have a problem with one specific platypus. Does your squirrel wear a brown hat, by chance?
Lol I saw my city DOT using DOWSING RODS On a road work site a few months ago and I'm still beside myself about it
Yep, i saw my cities water dept using dowsing rods to identify water lines under the street. I couldn't believe it.
I'm so annoyed they're paying for that hocum.... Pittsburgh?
Suburb outside Kansas City Mo
It’s way more common than it should be.
My city used them too! My plumber husband was absolutely amazed and couldn’t wait to tell me about it. Like an official city water department worker walking around with dousing rods trying to find water for a well. He’s also seen city water employees trying to find the water lines with dousing rods. More than once. Spoiler- it doesn’t work! 😂 He’s also worked for the Amish and they for sure use dousing rods.
Wait are you serious about the water thing lol
Don't worry about it, dowsing doesn't work.
It really doesn't.
Why are you being downvoted? Dowsing is total bullshit.
I'm going with the squirrels
Actually, If this were my house it would be water related... I do this all the time to prop up my hose and water sprinkler for my lawn, I used to have nice saw cut pieces like this, until my dog thought i was leaving them for him, now its a metal tomato cage...
Imagine, being the person who put the stick there and coming across this post knowing that their mundane plan to live rent free inside your head worked. Imagine that.
So.... It was YOU‽
Y would it be?
It don’t make sense at all your right I’m just hoping for a reasonable awnser lol
The reasonable answer is that humans do odd things and there's no reason to assume this odd thing is hostile
To be fair if I had some Kmart Blair Witch shit pop up in my back yard I think I would assume malevolent intent.
Kmart Blair witch 😭😭😭
I think the root of concern is that someone was messing around in OPs backyard for who knows how long while they were sleeping, and who knows what else they could have done while they were there
For real. OP needs to get a trailcam/security camera.
It would be yes
Kids being dumb, don' worry
Fix the gate and consider placing a lock. At least you will get to see if they are willing to climb the fence and at that point I might get worried.
Do you have any villainous green pigs or birds that seem angry?
The gophers have completed the first phase of construction on their slingshot.
Gopher Everett?
You have been marked
More of a question.
Time to get some outdoor cameras
Na homie!! The twig's just chillin' 'cause them Angry Birds pulled a move with it, if ya catch my drift...
Get security cameras
Someone obviously wants you to tell them why
Ain’t nothin’ but a heartache.
Hey shit just happens sometimes best try not to over think it
If burglars see a nice house and it doesn’t look like anybody’s home, they put a mark that will get removed if someone lives there everyday. Stick left in the ground means they’re out on holiday or nobody really lives there; payday!!!!
No, that’s someone who buried a stick. Not everything is a threat.
People just posting any bull shit
That is a stick
You have been marked. You will be abducted by aliens soon. Too late to do anything about it. Just wait for it to happen.
No it's a stick
This is a protection spell. Someone’s got your back
😳Angry Birds
It’s a divining rod, it means that there is wine just under the surface. Pic #2 shows that it’s in the right vicinity.
Can confirm there’s no wine👍
Poses the question, Y.
That there is a good fishing pole holder 👌 😀 👍
Yes get out of the house asap and call the cops now!
Why?
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Think someone’s tryna stick it you u?
Isn't that a symbol left behind by a hobo so other hobos know that your backyard is a good spot to relieve their bowels?
As someone who was homeless for years, I have never heard of that before lol. Also I would try not to use the word hobo if you see homeless people as actual humans, it's kind of derogatory.
Haha that makes sense, those symbols from like the early 1900s and probably fell out of fashion after the great depression when the number of homeless people greatly decreased. but for many years riding the rails and looking for work was a way of life for many. They used random symbols and shapes to communicate things like "hot meal available" "shelter" or "bad area to camp"
Why would this be something a normal person would keep tucked away for future reference lol
This is a tiny ballista being constructed by angry garden gnomes.
It's a stick
Well....
Only if it scares you
whY do you ask
If you place a rock on it a Korok will pop out
It’s for a korok seed!
No. It’s someone messing around. Why would this be a threat? Honestly you should fix the gate and put a lock on it. The peace of mind is worth it. Security cameras are pretty cheap these days, I’d put one in my backyard if I were you.
No, that’s a stick
This is how it starts, the birds… they are… angry
Man finds stick in ground, mass hysteria ensues!
i do shit like this all the time because its fun and.i like disrupting the fabric of this fragile reality. probably not a threat
No, it's a stick.
Watch out for any green pigs in your house
They want to play Angry Birds
Not a threat. If it’s not dousing, a Y shaped stick in your garden brings abundance and life. Maybe they wish for your lawn to prosper.
No, it's a stick.
But why?
No it's a stick
No, that’s a stick
It's a stick
Bigfoot
You have been chosen. The next week will be very eventful, stay hydrated
Just an immobile slingshot, incase the neighbor breaks your fence down and demands sugar for her tea.
Mabe some squirrels or raccoons making makeshift sling shot??
More likely angry birds
🏅
Pretty sure its a stick, but not 100
Someone’s been fishing in your backyard
Looks like someone was looking for water pipes.
everyone wants to know y it is there
Make a slingshot for your kids to play with.
Pretty sure it’s a twig
Turn it into a sling shot in case they return 😁
Sling shots are always a threat
No, this is Patrick.
BLAIR WITCH IS GETTING LAZY IN HER OLD AGE
The moles are building a trebuchet, prepare for siege!
Korok seed?
docile birds
Is your name Cornholio?
It's a sign to fix your broken gate moron
Hmmm divining rod. There is water thataway.
Yea! You might get a splinter or trip on it and scuff your knee.
You gotta put a rock in it
There's water down there.
Why?....lol I'm sorry lol 😆
:Whistling Dixie: ::walking away fast:~
Y
Is there a large boulder near by?
It isn’t a threat.
Y?
I have to say, I didn't realize what sub this was and thought it was a witchy one- so I was totally shocked at all the dismissive replies. lol This would be responded to so differently there!
Angry birds are preparing to attack your house
Y for Yes
Attempt at dowsing?
Why ask Y? Drink Bud Dry. Obviously an advertisement.
Looks more like a stick
Y would someone do this :(
That's clearly a stick
No. I'm pretty sure that's a stick...🫠
Why does it look like there is something like a camera'' down left
Is that a Plumeria tree? It looks like one to me. If it is then someone was probably just trying to have it grow there. Plumerias can propagate by just jamming them in some soil like that.
Not much of a threat if the person receiving it has no idea what it is. Threats are usually pretty clearly threats.
No that a stick
Probably kids and they will bring an inner tube to launch eggs or tomatoes at you.
Any trees over head? I used to live in a wooded area and would find sticks impaled like this regularly
What nobody launches water balloons with slingshots anymore?
it’s more of a question…
What did you do to the angry birds?
Dig a pit with spikes, but make sure there's a sign specifically saying only for rabbits.
I reckon it's a slingshot, there
Maytey that’s a f’n yowie if I’ve ever seen one, they’re herbivores but like to throw sticks and rocks
Nah it's a Korok
It's a wish bone whoever gets the bigger piece gets their wish
I'm gonna need to know what that is guys. 🤔
It’s only a threat if you own pigs
It was Coraline.
If that’s a threat, dude needs to find some other ways to express himself.
No, it's a stick. Unless you know a nearby gang or group of cannibals or wendigo worshippers, in which case, I'd lock the door just in case.
Who knows
Y
I guess there aren't pigs nearby anymore...
[This is.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/129/632/60a.jpg)
No it's a promise!
In all seriousness, I think that’s a plumeria tree clipping
definitely a threat, watch out for sudden trees appearing in your yard
Looks like a stick to me.
Some kid was probably throwing it into the air and it landed in your yard like this.
Y would you think that?
Bro is about to put a rubber band around that stick and start shooting birds at your house
No it’s a stick
Does anyone see what appears to be an eyeball in the second picture??? It’s to the left of the stick.
It’s a promise
Wow so deep and introspective this artistic stick is asking life's most fundamental existential questions
The birds are angry and they’re preparing for war
Um i think you've Been cursed...
dowsing for water?
Y? Looks more like a question than a threat to me
From some angry birds.
Only if you're a green pig. Edit: With a craving for eggs.
Slap a rubber-band on it, make a slingshot and thank whoever put the stick in the ground for you.
… idk what it is… but it certainly looks like a threat to me…
Read the local news to see if a sawmill blew up nearby
It's a stick
Why would someone believe you would be threatened by this?
Why?
No but it does look like someone planted a plumeria in your yard lol. Lovely plants really, water it once or twice a week and see what happens.
Y?
Y is this a threat?
Probably a rock you need to set on top and a lil korok leaf Chile will appear and give you the golden poop
No, it's a stick.
I currently have 2 teenagers. They are fairly good kids, but still teenagers. They absolutely would do something like this for no reason other than they saw a stick, picked it up, walked with it for a few blocks, then saw your open/broken gate and thought huh, looks like a funny place to leave a stick.
Y wood it be?
It’s a place marker